Mr. Me's Emporium

One Standard Sham

noreply@blogger.com (Me) — Sun, 18 Oct 2009 12:35:00 -0700

Flim-flams extra.

Umm

noreply@blogger.com (Me) — Sat, 29 Nov 2008 21:16:00 -0800

Never say never.

Nunn Bush

noreply@blogger.com (Me) — Fri, 28 Nov 2008 17:45:00 -0800

Nunn bush is warm, soft, and will hold you firmly and softly at the
same time. If you need a place to rest, consider Nunn Bush.

Shoes

Cold

noreply@blogger.com (Me) — Fri, 28 Nov 2008 07:01:00 -0800

It's a tit bit nippily, it's not getting any hooter, we'd brest move
inside and get some jugs of hot coco.

Trouble on black Friday

noreply@blogger.com (Me) — Fri, 28 Nov 2008 01:52:00 -0800

At walmart Pooh is having "fun"...

WTF?

noreply@blogger.com (Me) — Mon, 15 Sep 2008 20:48:00 -0700

Ok, I stayed quiet as long as I could. Match.com offers 6 months free
if you don't find someone in the first 6 months. Am I the only one
that thinks this sounds a lot like "if you are a loser for 6 months,
we will let you keep being a loser for another 6 months for FREE!".
Don't be put off, "it's ok to look" as long as you are paying.

Tanks, now on sale!

noreply@blogger.com (Me) — Sat, 13 Sep 2008 15:32:00 -0700

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noreply@blogger.com (Me) — Thu, 3 Jul 2008 20:27:00 -0700

Annual 6 pack? I'll take 2!

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noreply@blogger.com (Me) — Sun, 22 Jun 2008 16:19:00 -0700

Waterproof? I think not.

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noreply@blogger.com (Me) — Sun, 18 May 2008 16:57:00 -0700

Just saying...

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noreply@blogger.com (Me) — Fri, 16 May 2008 17:25:00 -0700

Too many joints?

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noreply@blogger.com (Me) — Mon, 14 Apr 2008 20:06:00 -0700

Jesus is a panda?!?

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noreply@blogger.com (Me) — Fri, 11 Apr 2008 17:21:00 -0700

I don't get it...

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noreply@blogger.com (Me) — Wed, 5 Mar 2008 21:09:00 -0800

A FLAX

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noreply@blogger.com (Me) — Sat, 1 Mar 2008 17:37:00 -0800

Nothing says security like 'Safety-Kitty'!

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noreply@blogger.com (Me) — Tue, 26 Feb 2008 17:43:00 -0800

Scared me away...

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noreply@blogger.com (Me) — Fri, 8 Feb 2008 19:48:00 -0800

Blue?

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noreply@blogger.com (Me) — Sat, 26 Jan 2008 16:41:00 -0800

Most complicated no parking ever.

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noreply@blogger.com (Me) — Tue, 22 Jan 2008 20:02:00 -0800

See, I was confused. I thought it was a novelty.

Aww - you ruined my fun!

noreply@blogger.com (Me) — Mon, 31 Dec 2007 10:01:00 -0800

You know, I wanted to throw money at your mountain!

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noreply@blogger.com (Me) — Fri, 21 Dec 2007 21:01:00 -0800

The perfect accessory to any bathroom, Funyuns.

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noreply@blogger.com (Me) — Sun, 2 Dec 2007 09:26:00 -0800

' ideal for kitchen use ' , notice how it floats keeping your counters clean!

Santa Says

noreply@blogger.com (Me) — Sat, 1 Dec 2007 17:10:00 -0800

Merry christmas! Now sanitize your Damn hands!

Police Raid

noreply@blogger.com (Me) — Fri, 23 Nov 2007 01:56:00 -0800

No Black friday would be complete without a visit from the police...

Intrigued?

noreply@blogger.com (Me) — Sat, 17 Nov 2007 20:04:00 -0800

Some words should never be next to each other.