Mr. Z crazy emails

Subway

2010-04-14T21:20:00.000-04:00

I got the feast, 8 dolla sub

Witchdoctor

2010-04-14T12:53:00.000-04:00

This older ladysays she knows someone who canhelp me, doesn't speak
english, but sayz can clean me, said something likee somebody made a
voodoo doll filled with graveyard dirt, and is hurting me, saidi I have
to believe, birds are involved too, cost 100, at some house

?

2010-04-07T12:37:00.002-04:00

Didn't bob whip it out at meijers and tell the lady to suck it?

Fw:

2010-04-07T12:37:00.000-04:00

http://xpress.sfsu.edu/specials/2005f/FOLSOM/thumbnail.jpg

What's up

2010-03-21T12:09:00.001-04:00

Got my dad NASCAR TICKETS FOR HIS B-DAY,THE SPRINT CUP HELLAVA GOOD
CHEESE RACE IN JUNE
HE'LL BE LIKE WTF NASCAR
HEHE
SOMETHING DIFFERENT

What's up

2010-03-21T10:31:00.000-04:00

Derek

2010-03-20T19:51:00.001-04:00

Derek: haha i thought he was pretty much already bald
Derek: but thats nice of him
Derek: maybe he should shave his hairy ass instead
Mr.Z: Hahahha
Mr.Z: Yeah he is

Hahaha

2010-03-20T19:50:00.000-04:00

Mr.Z: Bob beats off all day
Mr.Z: Yeah he gonna shave down at childrens hospital
Derek: hahaha
Mr.Z: That is a true statement
Derek: he should donate his head to science since its 3 times the size of a normal one
Mr.Z: Hahaha
Mr.Z: The crow
Mr.Z: Hehe
Derek: the crow sleeps all day, goes out to dinner with his parents, and then plays puzzle pirates online all night!
Mr.Z: Weren't bob an the crow supposed to fight at some
point
Mr.Z: Hahaha
Derek: hmmm i'm not sure about that
Mr.Z: What's puzzle pirates

Bobs head

2010-03-20T19:47:00.000-04:00

Yeah. I remember, the crow told Bob he had a huge head, and
we all laughed

Text message to the Crow

2010-03-20T19:38:00.000-04:00

What's up man, derek told me to say hi, its Mr.Z, remember bob
in panama, sent the 2 most out of shape guys to lift bob up on stretcher
when he blew out his knee

Faster pussycat

2010-03-20T19:37:00.000-04:00

Bob just saw them haha
There's no one home in my House of Pain
Hehe
FASTER PUSSYCAT

Bobs head

2010-03-20T17:24:00.000-04:00

Bobs getting his head shaved now....
Some cancer kid is gonna have to wear BOB'S hair, wtf.....

Bob

2010-03-11T17:41:00.000-05:00

is trying out for Captain Cave Man

Corey Haim

2010-03-10T15:24:00.001-05:00

HARR HARR COREY HAIM DIED NO MORE GOONIE!

Cab

2010-03-10T12:44:00.001-05:00

Bob giving head in a ABC cab

Braedon

2010-03-10T12:37:00.001-05:00

Brrett Michaels and Miley Sirus did a song together on brets new album

Wii Pii

2010-03-07T12:19:00.000-05:00

Instead of wii its pii

Wii Pii

2010-03-07T12:17:00.001-05:00

There's a peeing game for Wii
Hahaha u wear wii undies and pee into a toilet on the the flat screen
There's a wii penis

Panties

2010-03-07T09:51:00.001-05:00

http://inventorspot.com/articles/japan_used_panty_vending_machines_5650

http://www.snopes.com/risque/kinky/panties.asp

BOB

2010-03-07T09:33:00.001-05:00

So was Bob pumping it, when you went to spy on him, throwing Cherries on top of his trailor, when he pulled up is red sweat pants, he was looking at 101 girls peeing

Bob IM

2010-03-05T19:01:00.002-05:00

Me: What's he do
Mr.Z: I don't know, just axed him
Me: Ok
Mr.Z: What do u think he does
Me: Gas station?
Mr.Z: Man he won't say
Mr.Z: I ax twice
Me: Wtf
Mr.Z: He said he'l tell me ltr
Mr.Z: Wtf
Me: Wtf
Mr.Z: Lol
Mr.Z: Man
Mr.Z: Did u go to bW3's a lot in ypsi
Mr.Z: YOU WON'T BELIEVE WHAT JOB HE HAS
Mr.Z: OMG
Mr.Z: He works for Speed Dating
Mr.Z: Where they people sit down, and every 3 minutes they switch to a different person
Mr.Z: What he basicly does is find you a compatable partner
Mr.Z: Bob hooks ya up
Mr.Z: Hehe

I'M SCARED

2010-03-05T11:21:00.001-05:00

Oh man when she reads that
I'm gonna have to say my buddy wrote it, ill have a talk with him

I'M SCARED

2010-03-05T11:17:00.000-05:00

Where u go to a hotel room, and let a guest in the room, because there
card isn't working

Public Hair

2010-03-05T11:14:00.002-05:00

"OH GOOD GRIEF"

I'M SCARED

2010-03-05T11:14:00.000-05:00

I JUST ASKED MY WIFE IF SHE'S EVER POPPED A BONER