Mrs. Dave Webber Speaks...

Little Antics

noreply@blogger.com (Laura Webber) — Fri, 10 Feb 2012 04:08:00 +0000

I asked Bo to stop tossing a ball in the house because it was stressing me out, he said: "just don't look, then it won't bother you! Its really easy, Mommy, just don't look at me!" -Oi!

"'Tummy ache' means my tummy hurts, in Spanish!"

"That's NOT screaming... its a GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK! I'm so sorry about this big pterodactyl noise, that's just how BIG Lego Pterodactyls sound!" -Have I even mentioned that I <3 dino noises? :::Followed by a Mommy & Baby pterodactyl GAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK and gaaaaaaaaaaaaaack off!::: -Nice.

"I'm SO sorry about that!" -This phrase is a heart-warmer, eh?

"I've been thinking for years and years of what I would like to eat! ...I'm still thinking!"

"We don't kiss foreheads! {Notices that I don't like that he's wiping off my kiss...} I'm just rubbing it in, see- I'm using a circle motion!" -Smooth move!

"Me? Picky? Of course not!"

Voice man = Voice mail

"The bank is where we sell our money!"

"Can I tell you what Judah's crying made me do? ...wake up when there wasn't a '7'!" -Boey has to stay in bed until the first number on his alarm clock is a '7' - oh Jud-ski!

"Yeah, so Daddy and I know all about the iPad, let me show you something..." - #twotekiegurusinmyhouse

"Some day would you like to go for a ride in my medium sized race car? It has a #4 on it, so that if people can't fit, people will notice that a boy who is 4 drives in here- so they'll find their own car!" -Obsess much? ;)

Knock, Knock

noreply@blogger.com (Laura Webber) — Wed, 08 Feb 2012 18:25:00 +0000

Boaz: "Knock, knock"

Daddy: "Who's there?"

Boaz: "Baby-Daddy."

Daddy: "Baby-Daddy who?"

Mommy: Laughing in the kitchen!

IT'S OFFICIAL!!!

noreply@blogger.com (Laura Webber) — Wed, 08 Feb 2012 18:19:00 +0000

Today is the very first day that Judah is walking MORE than he is crawling... let the next phase/rites of passage begin! ;)

Judah

noreply@blogger.com (Laura Webber) — Mon, 06 Feb 2012 03:13:00 +0000

Judah the wild man!

Judah the serious!

Judah the 'double wink-blinker!'

Judah the curious!

And Judah the snowflake snacker! ;)

Hidden Treasures, Edition 7

noreply@blogger.com (Laura Webber) — Mon, 06 Feb 2012 03:01:00 +0000

Matchy-Matchy Fest

noreply@blogger.com (Laura Webber) — Mon, 06 Feb 2012 02:58:00 +0000

Little Antics

noreply@blogger.com (Laura Webber) — Sat, 04 Feb 2012 22:47:00 +0000

"Washing our hands is wiwwy important when we eat cookies, I mean WIWWY important."

Spicy ketchup = Hot sauce (for Daddy!)

"They were the magical kind of pianos, they played by themselves!"

"I heard a problem and I came to investigate!"

"My legs are getting FASTER!"

Boey, using our return address stamper: "Yeah, so I'll return this address to Auntie Jessica and Uncle Jeremy!" -Hmmm, not quite the idea!

When Boey writes the letter 'D,' he likes to say: "Duh, duh, duh... DETROIT!" -LOVE this kid!

When writing the letter 'E' Bo likes to stop and ask: "Can I draw some extra lines, just in case?"

"If you ever need my help again Mommy, I promise to help you!"

"That's the nursery, its where babies get their 'boob' (hahaha: fed) and their bummies changed!"

"I call those 'Man-Packs' because they are for boys!"

"Can I tell you why I talk all.of.the.time? Because some things are weird, and I need to have a conversation about it!" -Bahahahahahaha!

"Can I tell you something? I don't see any boogers under the kitchen counter, not a single drop!" - :) SO happy to hear that!

Lots of pee-pee's = a pee-pee tornado!

When I use the sun visor in my car, Boaz thinks that it is essential that I read him the warning label for the airbags in my car. After I have finished my reading, Boey likes to discuss how upset he is that the people in the picture don't have eyebrows, faces or even toe-bies (toes)!

Dingler = bell

Cages for people = jail

"Some of my boogers are too crusty and they hurt my nose, so that's why I pick them out!"

"If the batteries die, there is that little 'crack' that we plug it in!" -Oh Apple technology!

With Dave in the car with us: "Mommy, lets make Daddy a valentine- but lets not tell him, its a secret! Daddy, we have a secret for you, but a secret means that we can't tell you!" -BIG secrets are kept at the Webby home!

Judah's Favorite Book

noreply@blogger.com (Laura Webber) — Mon, 30 Jan 2012 03:32:00 +0000

Judah is OBSESSED with his doggie book! He LOVES to find it from the shelf (ahem, or pile on the floor just below the shelf!), point to the doggies, flip the pages and even look at me with his BIG blue eyes in hopes that I will "woof-woof" and pant like a doggy for him! Oh the things I will do for LOVE!

Chef in the Making?

noreply@blogger.com (Laura Webber) — Sun, 29 Jan 2012 03:08:00 +0000

Practice Makes Perfect!

noreply@blogger.com (Laura Webber) — Sat, 28 Jan 2012 02:08:00 +0000

I don't think that I will EVER tire of watching Boey practice writing!

Grocery Guys!

noreply@blogger.com (Laura Webber) — Fri, 27 Jan 2012 02:05:00 +0000

Dishwasher Dare-Devil

noreply@blogger.com (Laura Webber) — Thu, 26 Jan 2012 02:35:00 +0000

Funny Faces

noreply@blogger.com (Laura Webber) — Thu, 26 Jan 2012 02:03:00 +0000

Judah LOVES to make funny faces- he's a true HAM! #LOVE!

Little Antics

noreply@blogger.com (Laura Webber) — Wed, 25 Jan 2012 23:05:00 +0000

"Awww, you're so cute! Judah, will you be my brother forever?"

Cooking mittens = oven mitts!

"I've been balancing on these for EIGHT days!"

"Here's some water - you can only drink it if you cough!" -{cough, cough}

Thermonitor = baby monitor

"Squirrelmunk: its a kind of chipmunk with TWO names!" -Ha, or a preistly squirrel!

"I'm awwergic to the seeds inside of the strawberries!" {Me: "says who?"} Boey just points to Judah!

"SHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! Can I tell you why I just said that? I didn't want you to scare that chipmunk!" Hmm- he looks *just like* that Squirrelmunk!

"Mommy, chipmunks {ahem, and squirrelmunks too} have furry coats, but boys and girls don't have those!"

"Haiti is a kind of an office where Daddy gives clean water- but he's taking a LOOOOOOOONG time!" -# sweet kid!

(Talking about a little girl who accidentally bumped Bo at preschool) "She just turned around- that's called being RUDE!" -Bahahahahaha!!!

"Daddy, you and I have bigger brains than Judah, he has a baby brain- it makes it hard for Judah to remember!" -#bigboyssticktogether!

Boey snuck his Angry Bird toy into his preschool classroom with him, and when I questioned him about it he said: "I wanted everyone to see how cool I am with my Angry Bird!" -Just for the record peer pressure begins at the ripe old age of FOUR!

"When I'm a grown up I'll decide if I sleep or not!" - Trust me, you'll sleep!!!

"That germ is STILL there, it sticks like a magnet!"

While praying: "I kept my eyes open because I only close my eyes when I'm sleeping- that's how you know!"

Little Doorman

noreply@blogger.com (Laura Webber) — Wed, 25 Jan 2012 02:11:00 +0000

Judah often spends large parts of his day on the look out for doors that are open, so he can play with them- usually resulting in 'locking' himself inside a room, all alone.

Little Antics

noreply@blogger.com (Laura Webber) — Tue, 24 Jan 2012 01:22:00 +0000

"Let's go to Target because that is where all of the little kid toys are!" -Bahahahaha

Ding-donger = doorbell!

Brick-blocker = brick wall!

"Sometimes 'F' starts with spit (spitting!)!"

"Can we snuggle-up together?" -ALWAYS!

"LOOK! Its a dried out wet booger! Why do you think it dried out?"

"Why did you have to turn a light on?" -So sayeth they boy who observed a night time winter thunderstorm while riding in the car! It was the lightning!!!

"Credit cards, they sound like a good idea... or we could use the coins or pennies that we find on the ground!" -Boey's idea of making a good purchase!

"I'm not a very good bird because I don't have any wings!"

"I'll drink my milk when we are ALL in Haiti!" -YIKES, ya might be waiting a while!

Boey was entranced by the long loop that raises and lowers the blinds (at a restaurant) "Mommy, its a LONG, LONG necklace!"

"Rain water is clean water in Haiti, but rain water is dirty water in Farmington Hills." -Sad, but true.

"HEY!!! That's the baby truck (a Buy Buy Baby Truck driving along side of our car)!!! THAT'S WHERE BABIES COME OUT OF!!! -Um, yeah... good enough information for now!

"We are like rhyming birds, except we don't have wings- we have arms!"

"Its stinky under the water so we wear nose plugs when we scuba!" -#HILARIOUS!

After listening to Judah's 'babytalk' - "I think he's saying things in a different language!"

While riding in the car Boey said: "let's play 'pretend we are driving in a car!'" -#brilliant!

"Kids like to say 'snowdrops' best, and I'm a four-year-old kid!"

"Being a boy is TOUGH!" {Me: "why?"} "Um, I don't really know!"

And my personal FAVORITE: "Daddy has all of your money, right!" -Yes Sweetheart!

Sunday Siesta

noreply@blogger.com (Laura Webber) — Mon, 23 Jan 2012 02:01:00 +0000

We LOVE our Sunday siestas!

Sunday Snapshots Edition 48

noreply@blogger.com (Laura Webber) — Mon, 23 Jan 2012 01:53:00 +0000

The 'Picker' edition!

Boaz the Camera Man

noreply@blogger.com (Laura Webber) — Sun, 22 Jan 2012 04:25:00 +0000

Winter Surprise!!!

noreply@blogger.com (Laura Webber) — Sat, 21 Jan 2012 04:22:00 +0000

We discovered a Wooly Bear caterpillar in our garage during the warmish winter spell- and Boey was THRILLED! We scooped it up into a lid that we found in the garage- and Bo took his new friend into the grocery store... and he told every person who would listen that "this is the kind of caterpillar that likes to turn into a butterfly!"

Well--- after we came home, named him wooly-guy and studied a bit about him on the internet, we found out that he's a moth caterpillar. Oh well, we lied!

Lego LOVE

noreply@blogger.com (Laura Webber) — Sat, 21 Jan 2012 03:04:00 +0000

This one was made especially for Mommy!!!

Peeking into Preschool!

noreply@blogger.com (Laura Webber) — Fri, 20 Jan 2012 01:59:00 +0000

Sometimes Judah and I arrive at Boey's preschool (High School Preschool!) a few minutes early, and we caught a peek at Boey...

It was such a proud Mommy Moment to watch Boey choose to hold the door open for his friends!

Daddy's Helper?

noreply@blogger.com (Laura Webber) — Thu, 19 Jan 2012 02:28:00 +0000

Webby IV, the future trash-master! Hopefully he's as happy about it then, as he seems to be now!

Va-Va-Veggie Man

noreply@blogger.com (Laura Webber) — Wed, 18 Jan 2012 03:16:00 +0000

Judah has recently been dabbling in feeding himself, adorable huh?

Just look at the pudgy little finger! YUM!

And just look at what Judah and his SIX little chompers can do!

Itchy Nose?

noreply@blogger.com (Laura Webber) — Wed, 18 Jan 2012 02:38:00 +0000

Just one of the small prices one might have to pay for sweet stamps when leaving preschool! #wellworthit!