ANYWAY. The following story is a good reason why I should probably censor the rage a bit.

One morning last week, I took Maddie to Starbucks with me. We were just about to turn into the drive-thru when a white car cut across 3 parking lanes and sped in line ahead of us. It was a douche move, I’ll just say that right now. In my frustration, I threw up my hands and made a few unintelligible noises. No cuss words, just angry sounds, growls, etc. Maddie and I both speak in a growling voice on occasion. No idea when that started.

Maddie picked up on the subtle hint that I was unhappy and said, “WHAT DID THEY DO?” I told her the ladies in the white car were being rude and dangerous for cutting in line and almost hitting our car. Oh yeah, and I wanted my coffee like, 3 hours ago and how dare they get in my way!? She immediately joined the fight.

Way harsh, Tai.

In a growly voice, she said, “I don’t like those mean ladies. They drove too fast! GET OUTTA THE WAY, WHITE CAR!!!”

The car moved up in line as she gave them The Most Evil Stare I’ve ever seen. She said, “Thank you, white car!” followed by a nice, cheesy smile.

We moved up behind the car again and this is where things turned quite diabolical.

Growling, “I don’t like that white car, Mommy. They are mean for driving in front of us. I’m going to get No-No to scratch them in THE FACE!” (No-No is my parents’ cat, named by Maddie when all she could say was the word ‘no’.) I’m sure this doesn’t sound as bad (or as hilarious) as it was, but if you guys could hear her little sweet, yet angry voice saying these things, you’d die.

Like any good mommy would do, I told her it’s not very nice to wish cat scratches on the faces of our enemies. Then we proceeded to make silly faces at the driver through their back window. I think we all learned a good lesson.

Hey you. Yeahh, I’m talkin to you.

Okay, the tough guy thing isn’t working. How about I just ask politely?

Hello, beautiful one! Do you have a website or shop to advertise on Mrs. Priss in February? You do!? FABULOUS!  Send me a message and we’ll discuss the matter properly. Cheerio, dahling!

Feel free to punch me through the screen now.

He’s just a happy, gap-toothed fella.

It’s no secret I big puffy heart makeup. I have my go-to products for everyday wear, but once in a while I just need to mix it up a little. Thankfully, since there are so many awesome products available in drugstores, you don’t have to spend a ton to get a ton.

One of my favorite drugstore brands is Revlon. Their nail polish and lip glosses are my favorites, but really, all the products I’ve ever tried have been nothing short of amazing (and inexpensive and I know it’s tacky to talk about money, but we all love a good deal, don’t lie).

A few months ago, a new line of lipstick came out called the Lip Butters and everyone talking about them. Everyone, meaning, the beauty junkies on Youtube I stalk during nap time. Some of the girls love them, some don’t. Personally, I’m a huge fan. They glide on so smoothly and the colors are fantastic.

(And look! Emma Stone! How could you NOT like that girl??)

The other day at Target, I picked up a few things because I had some coupons:

(Yes, our new place has a pink bathroom. Maddie and her cousins love it.)

Normally, I don’t stray from the few foundations I know and love. BUT, this Photoready Airbrush stuff got me with it’s name. I tried it this morning, along with the 3D Volume mascara and Lip Butter in Strawberry Shortcake. UMM. AMAZING. All of them.

[ earrings by t+j Designs ]

I’m no beauty blogger, but dude. Listen to me. Go get your hands on those Lip Butters if you haven’t already. I’m going back and snatching up the other shades as soon as I can get these two dressed and out the door.

So, who’s a fan of drugstore beauty brands? Anything I should try?

Our apartment was small, dark, cramped and made us all stabby. Justin and I moved in there when I was pregnant with Maddie (nearly 4 years ago… WHAT.) and we quickly outgrew the tiny space with the accumulation of baby stuff. Then I decided I liked to make random crafty crap all the time, but there was no place to do it OR store all my stuff. Add another baby and all his baby debris, Maddie’s birthday presents, Christmas presents and I swear I’m having heart palpitations just thinking about how awful it was. To be honest, we were all getting stressed out and depressed in there and were in desperate need of AIR and ROOM and LIGHT.

Now we have all of those things and I can’t help but happy dance every time I walk through the front door. :) :) :)

Things are coming together around here, but Maddie’s room is the closest to being done. I haven’t painted the walls an adorable color or created any fancy wall murals or a built in reading nook (thank you Pinterest, for setting the bar extremely high), but at least she’s unpacked and decorated.

Here are a few photos…

Tiny beds make me gigglesnort. It’s like it belongs to a tiny person! Who’s tiny! You know what I mean. And I love that she has reindeer slippers.

What do you guys think I should do in the big space above her bed?

My dear friend Alyssa gave me the print of the little girl and the deer last year for my birthday and I’ve been waiting to find the perfect place for it. The shelf was thrifted and I gave it a new coat of paint. On it, there is a little cross-stitched “M” which is kind of hard to see, a squirrel figurine and a framed page from an old Little Red Riding Hood book. I made the kite to hold her hair bows the other night in – literally – 5 minutes with some cardboard and vintage fabric.

Her nightstand drawers hold her many books (the child LOVES to read) and a few of her favorite things sit on top. OBVIOUSLY, the picture of her daddy and I made the cut. This nightstand was actually mine from when I was a little girl, hence the sticker residue and nail polish drips. It’s getting a makeover soon.

The big green “M” was a gift from my sister in law and the mushroom nightlight is from Target. The manners and other story books were all gifts from her auntie Steph, auntie Anna or my Grammy. I made the deer thingy in the frame, and it’s just a few flocked stickers on a cut up paper bag.

Hey look, a wreath! An owl! Some pinwheels! And gumballs! Speaking of, DON’T EVER PUT A GUMBALL MACHINE IN A 3 YEAR OLD’S ROOM. Bad call on my part. I had to hide her money jar after I found her with 4 pieces of gum in her mouth.

Also, hiiiiii. I’m squinting in the reflection of the Red Riding Hood print. Awk.

Maddie’s dresser has a bunch of random stuff, including boxes that hold her hair bows and clips, a cupcake jar that holds her jewelry, Mary Poppins that used to be mine when I was her age and a rock. I have no idea where she found it or why she insists on keeping it because it looks like a turd.

You guys don’t get to see the other side of the room because it has all her toys and miscellaneous stuff I just threw to the side to take these pictures. Honesty: You’re welcome!

I’m SO sorry for being nearly a week late on this, guys. Let’s just get right down to business and take a look at the awesome projects we all completed!

Here’s mine:

A wonky doormat! I kind of love it, though it weighs about 80lbs (or the amount of exactly 3 Posh Spices).

Here’s what YOU made:

A truly mindblowing bedroom makeover – Googiemomma

An adorable yarn wreath with the cutest red flowers EVA – Ramblings and Such

Cross-stitch iPhone case (THE CUTENESS IS KILLING ME) – Daylight Rising

Recipe: Yummy home made pizza rolls – That Thing Called Life

A magnetic board  (I LOVE THE CHEVRON!) – The Self Life

A Ruler Growth Chart (next on my crafty list) – It’s a TenHarmsel Trio

An sweet Button Monogram – Planning365

A Beaded Chevron Necklace Tutorial – DIT&O

A Super Hero Cape for those little superheroes in your life – Rhinestone Raindrops

A striped entry wall (done by my friend Natali & it looks even more amazing in person!) – The Thinking Blonde

A towel bar for the kitchen island – Ms. Redo

A pretty rosette yarn wreath – A Day in the Life…

Maps of Love (to document where you’ve traveled with your significant other) – Krug the Thinker

Recipe: Slow Cooker Chicken Caesar Salad – Miss D, Living Simply!

Roman Blinds with adorable fabric! (another on my to-do list!) – Home Sweet Haselton

Rope Doorstop (I NEED) – Jennifer Baker

A cute cute cuuute Rag Quilt – OCD: Obsessive Creative Disorder

DIY Spray Paint Artwork  - Myers Maison

Recipe: Chile Relleno Casserole – Creative Mammas

Build your own tents for your kid’s room – A Nest for all Seasons

Recipe: Cheddar Baked Chicken – Tales of a Library Lady

Was I kidding when I said ‘extreme awesomeness”?? Yeah, I know. These ladies KILLED the challenge. I am so proud!

Thank you guys SO much for making this party a success! You didn’t make me look stupid, so I pretty much love you forever and ever. Amen.

But to be fair…

She did work pretty hard on that dumb thing. And I was the one who bought the wrong kind of Styrofoam. Sorry, Maddles.

(I love how Jack be creepin’.)

I’m the one who hassled you all to finish up your Pinterest projects by January 15th so we could have a big celebration and then didn’t follow through because I haven’t had internet since Thursday and I’ve been busy MOVING INTO A HOUSE and cleaning and unpacking and losing my mind (but more on that later), but I mostly just wanted to say I’m so sorry for being Flaky McFlakypants, let you know that I’ll have a roundup of all the awesome projects you completed and show you mine and now I’ll end this super long run on sentence with a big fat I LOVE YOU.

A friend of mine was telling me about this show and how much I would love it/hate it/barf when I watched it, so I set that thing to record and finally got around to watching the horrors last night. Have you seen it? DID YOU GAG? I mean, I gagged, at least 45 times during the goat head segment alone. Okay, I’ll stop being all vague and explain.

The episode highlighted 5 or so people who are extremely consumed with the idea of saving money. I’m not ragging on them for trying to be frugal, it’s just the lengths they go to save VERY little are just… I don’t even know. Watch this clip about a lady who doesn’t buy toilet paper for her family. Keep an eye out for the STAINS.

You saw the stains, right? gaggfaklsdjf;alksdfjgag

There’s also a guy who goes dumpster diving for funsies and collects a bunch of random crap to give his wife for their anniversary. Like, he actually presented the gifts to her while they were out to dinner in a ceremonious fashion, right before he asked the other dining patrons if he could have their leftover food. Classy fella, that one. What exactly would you do if your husband gave you an old tea kettle with mysterious dumpster stains on it? I was asked this same question, and I can honestly say I would first beat him over the head with said kettle, then promptly drown myself in the moldy dumpster water it contained. There’s… there’s just no point.

So after Justin and I watched the show, we were so inspired by all the people who could think outside of the box that we started coming up with our own winning money saving ideas. It’s our new thing now, and our goal is to make our ideas as gross as possible. I’ll be washing dishes and Justin will come in and be all, “I have another good one. Clean all your old hair out of the drains, dry it out, then use it to stuff pillows for the couch!” And I’ll be like, “Why don’t we rinse out that bag the hotdogs came in and I can carry my makeup in it!”

Today I was hanging out with my brother and he came up with some pretty inventive ones too.

Old grapefruit peel as a key catcher on your entry table.

Old shoe becomes the perfect charging station! (Notice the cord running through the hole? I die.)

Soda can vase... a frugal gift for that special someone.

Don't throw away that toothpaste tube! Cut off the end and you have a glasses case. (Thanks for the high fashion model pose, bro.)

It’s all about upcycling, people. Now go find that show and watch it.

Love all of your Birth Day Suits.  Liked it on FB too.

Jenn, check your email!

Thank you to everyone who participated in the giveaway… you guys are awesome! Look for more fun giveaways in the near future! xoxo