Mr. Shark Attack

MSA 57 Bean N Bacon Quarterly Podcast

mrsharkattack@gmail.com (Mr. Shark Attack) — Sat, 22 Nov 2008 04:29:12 PST

Woo hoo. Our quarterly show is up. Light a candle and get out your pen. Lady Starfish reveals her Christmas list. Mr. Shark Attack bares his soul. Don't light a match.

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MSA 56 Winstons

mrsharkattack@gmail.com (Mr. Shark Attack) — Mon, 08 Dec 2008 19:42:46 PST

Smoke 'EM if you got 'EM. Show 56.
MSA and LSF wax about weekend life, cold Sundays, cold weather, soccer, wine, beer.
The kids wake up. We listen to the sounds of drumbeats.
Go Shark.

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MSA 55 Secret Colon Cleanse.

mrsharkattack@gmail.com (Mr. Shark Attack) — Mon, 08 Dec 2008 19:42:46 PST

Show 55. That title should get your ATTENTION.

On this one, Lady Starfish reveals a secret colon cleansing remedy. And Brooke says Boo Hoo.

Go Shark.

MSA 54 American Idol again

mrsharkattack@gmail.com (Mr. Shark Attack) — Thu, 24 Apr 2008 09:34:23 PDT

Another cast done live during American Idol. The kick off show. Show 54. Minus the Chipmunks. Go Shark.

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MSA 53 Randy Jackson Chub Rub

mrsharkattack@gmail.com (Mr. Shark Attack) — Mon, 08 Dec 2008 19:42:46 PST

Show No. 53. We're on a roll. We discuss Chub Rub and charity and argue. Pitch problems with this one, like Randy Jackson would say. Tried to fix. Couldn't. Enjoy as best you can (horse girl).

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MSA 52 Orple

mrsharkattack@gmail.com (Mr. Shark Attack) — Mon, 08 Dec 2008 19:42:46 PST

Show 52. We profess our love for Clay Aiken and each other, discuss an amazing new fruit drink creation, talk about shaving the privates and setting career goals. Nice combo. Enjoy.

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MSA No. 51 American Idol Crackly Cast

mrsharkattack@gmail.com (Mr. Shark Attack) — Thu, 03 Apr 2008 13:54:02 PDT

No. 51. Recorded on the new laptop. A little crackly. We go LIVE during the American Idol results show. Goodbye Marmalade!

This episode includes: 9 to 5 sing along, and The Power of Beer (and wine).

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MSA Show 50!!! Ass Fold

mrsharkattack@gmail.com (Mr. Shark Attack) — Sat, 22 Mar 2008 05:52:48 PDT

Show 50, and we didn't even know it.

Such an exciting milestone. And so, we talk about tazers, MSA's Ass Fold and give a shout out to Tastes like Burning.

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MSA Number Something _ No teeth

mrsharkattack@gmail.com (Mr. Shark Attack) — Wed, 27 Feb 2008 03:46:53 PST

Remember Thanksgiving? That was our last podcast. This is a new one. Mice, beer, getting old and oral pleasure. Go Shark.

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Interesting research

mrsharkattack@gmail.com (Mr. Shark Attack) — Fri, 28 Dec 2007 11:47:26 PST

Interesting research about sticking stuff up your ass.

- MSA

Title:
Rectal salami.
Author(s):
Shah J; Majed A; Rosin D
Affiliation:
Academic Surgical Unit, Imperial College School of Medicine, St Mary's Hospital, Praed Street, London W2 1NY, UK
Source:
International Journal of Clinical Practice (INT J CLIN PRACT), 2002 Sep; 56(7): 558-9 (8 ref)
Publication Type:
journal article - case study
Language:
English
Major Subjects:
Foreign Bodies
Rectum
Minor Subjects:
Laparotomy; Middle Age; Male
Abstract:
We present the case of a 63-year-old man who had inserted a salami into his anal canal for sexual stimulation--the commonest reason for inserting foreign bodies--and who subsequently required a laparotomy for its removal. This common surgical problem requires a thorough medical history, an examination and the use of radiographs for management. Current techniques for removal of such objects are discussed.
Journal Subset:
Biomedical; Peer Reviewed; UK & Ireland
ISSN:
1368-5031
MEDLINE Info:
PMID: 12296624 NLM UID: 9712381
Publisher Info:
URL: www.cinahl.com/cgi-bin/refsvc?jid=1927&accno=2003033576
Entry Date:
20030214
Revision Date:
20040326
Accession Number:
2003033576

CINAHL

Show 48 - Holy Turkey

mrsharkattack@gmail.com (Mr. Shark Attack) — Sat, 08 Dec 2007 05:13:34 PST

Mr. Shark Attack and Lady Starfish get together for a new show. And have a special guest, and an on-mike fight. Mr. Shark Attack has a big mouth.

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New show - The Secret of Cheese

mrsharkattack@gmail.com (Mr. Shark Attack) — Thu, 08 Nov 2007 13:33:52 PST

Back on the mike. Mr. Shark Attack and Lady Starfish. Lemonade Switcheroo.

MSA 46 Van Halen and Body Odor

mrsharkattack@gmail.com (Mr. Shark Attack) — Wed, 24 Oct 2007 17:41:49 PDT

That's right bitches. A new podcast. The best once since April. DLR in the house.

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Interesting Yahoo ad with this story

mrsharkattack@gmail.com (Mr. Shark Attack) — Mon, 08 Dec 2008 19:42:47 PST

A story on sex. A woman blowing bubbles. MMM.

hairy pooter

mrsharkattack@gmail.com (Mr. Shark Attack) — Mon, 08 Dec 2008 19:42:47 PST

The Sopornos?

mrsharkattack@gmail.com (Mr. Shark Attack) — Mon, 08 Dec 2008 19:42:47 PST

Bada bing. Bring it on.

Is porn coming to HBO this fall? - TV Squad

Alli, The Weight Loss Pill

mrsharkattack@gmail.com (Mr. Shark Attack) — Sat, 16 Jun 2007 04:38:24 PDT

Sweet! Goodbye love handles, hello gas with oily discharge!

All About Alli, The Weight Loss Pill, Experts Explain The Benefits And Side Effects Of The Over-The-Counter Diet Drug - CBS News: "The name has changed — and the over-the-counter version is one-half the strength of Xenical — but it's the same drug. And it has some of the same problematic side effects that plagued its prescription-strength predecessor — gas with oily discharge, inability to control bowel movements, oily or fatty stools, and oily spotting. "

Dutch students develop powdered alcohol for minors | Science | Reuters

mrsharkattack@gmail.com (Mr. Shark Attack) — Thu, 07 Jun 2007 04:33:56 PDT

Booz2Go: Stay off my grass!

Dutch students develop powdered alcohol for minors | Science | Reuters: "Booz2Go"

Researchers find 2,100 year-old melon - Yahoo! News

mrsharkattack@gmail.com (Mr. Shark Attack) — Sun, 03 Jun 2007 07:51:23 PDT

Wow. Who gives a shit?!

Researchers find 2,100 year-old melon - Yahoo! News

boyz are gonna rock

mrsharkattack@gmail.com (Mr. Shark Attack) — Thu, 31 May 2007 07:43:43 PDT

believe

greenwashing

mrsharkattack@gmail.com (Mr. Shark Attack) — Sat, 19 May 2007 05:30:30 PDT

lemme get this straight. you're "building" an "environmentally friendly community" to stop urban sprawl. and right now it's a natural area. ok.

THE FUTURE SITE OF SKY, Florida (AP) -- Homes here could be heated or cooled using the Earth's natural underground temperature. Appliances would be run by solar-powered batteries. Houses would be oriented to avoid the summer sun.

And everyone could grow some of their own food in the garden each house will have or in community orchards. If all goes as planned, the 600 families in this proposed Florida Panhandle town will lessen the carbon they spew into the atmosphere by walking just about everywhere they go, except maybe work or school.

"You've got almost a zero-carbon footprint just by living here," said Bruce White, one of the developers of the town, who envisions creating the climate steward's dream community. "Just by being here you will be an environmentalist."

Part of a growing, $12 billion a year sustainable-building industry, Sky is meant to be the green town of the future -- the way Americans will live when they realize they use too much energy, its developers say. They hope it will serve as an experiment into what can be done to accomplish that goal, and maybe be a model for other communities.

Right now, it's mostly pine trees, grassy meadow, creeks and scattered gladiolus flowers -- which were grown commercially on the property by the previous owner.

Butthole Bear

mrsharkattack@gmail.com (Mr. Shark Attack) — Sat, 19 May 2007 05:12:22 PDT

A "friend" sent me this link. Make sure you click on the finger. Good heavens.

Twisted Toy Store

HotDoll, Love Doll for Dogs

mrsharkattack@gmail.com (Mr. Shark Attack) — Thu, 26 Apr 2007 19:40:46 PDT

hell yeah. wash that hole.
HotDoll, Love Doll for Dogs by Clement Eloy

give it up to sebastian bach

mrsharkattack@gmail.com (Mr. Shark Attack) — Mon, 08 Dec 2008 19:42:47 PST

still wild. with the retarded guy from trailer park boys.

MSA 45 with the kidz

mrsharkattack@gmail.com (Mr. Shark Attack) — Sat, 07 Apr 2007 16:22:45 PDT

Show 45. We brought our kids to the mike. They don't want to be called Guppie No. 1 and Guppie No. 2 any more! Be careful with the headphones. Little Miss Hermit Crab is a close talker. Little Mermaid discloses her dog farting episode. Stay tuned until the end for two songs! Happy Easter and Happy Earth Day!

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