Mr. Shark Attack

Murder Burger is Episode 39 of 2024

mrsharkattack@gmail.com (Mr. Shark Attack) — Fri, 30 Aug 2024 10:53:00 -0700

This is a peaceful podcast. Sometimes MSA hears words wrong because LSF doesn't enunciate. Happy Labor Day. The reboot continues:

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Show notes:

Raw/director's cut

Summer recap

First since April

New job - sinking ship to soaring rocket!

Happy dance (duck song)

Boating (no preparation)

Wave report (captain mode) - that's a 45-degree angle but MSA is not a math wizard!

Vacation plans

Nat. sound

Rainbow bridge

Credit to LSF for earning her keep

Man toilet splash protector discussion

Political discussion and mumbling

20th birthday

LSF's feet and hearing

Signature dish = Murder

LSF thinks farting on MSA is funny now. Hee hee hee/she/her

Swimming with the pigs.

Episode 38 is Bermuda Longs

mrsharkattack@gmail.com (Mr. Shark Attack) — Wed, 24 Apr 2024 14:00:00 -0700

But not that long. The opposite of short(s).

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Show Notes

Island report

The Swizzle

Pastel Richy Rich

Beach after beach

Karaoke on the seas

Ralph

George advice

Diamond face

Eyes

Staind

Insurance?

Hanky

Memories (fading)

Heroes

Opening Boatening Day.

Post-Parade is Episode 37 of 2024

mrsharkattack@gmail.com (Mr. Shark Attack) — Sat, 23 Mar 2024 12:18:00 -0700

Back from a wild day in the city!

MSA and LSF muse on ...

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Show Notes:

On Finally, Meeting, Zaldor ... aka Zoltron / Zoltar

King of the Hill People!

All of us podcast coming soon?

Most fun in a while

LSF (dumped) in the da house

Strip club memories

Butt plug mixup

Smaller house

Iron Claw

People suck

'zon shopping addiction

MSA likes this!

Sexxxy

Three Dog Night

Cruise prep

No prob with needles

Diddlin' and note makin'

Lume 'n' Mando

Nut rash

Good puss

Aloe to go?

(It was Monday and took a while to edit, sorry)😊

Country concert for LSF

Easter ham plans

Beans are part of the miracle

Zaldor inspiration (thanks bro).

Friday Juice is Episode 36 of 2024

mrsharkattack@gmail.com (Mr. Shark Attack) — Tue, 12 Mar 2024 12:56:00 -0700

We were on a roll.

Now we haven't been on in a month!

But you must miss us.

And the show notes.

There ain't none today.

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Episode 35 with Special Guests Guppy No. 2 and Electric Eel - Solitaire - 2024

mrsharkattack@gmail.com (Mr. Shark Attack) — Mon, 5 Feb 2024 11:31:00 -0800

Youngest Guppy and fiancé Electric Eel (not Stingray) in the house!

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Show notes:

Pity balls

Botched

Gay

Eight-point harness

AITA (Am I The Asshole?) - Dump Discussion

Work Son stories

Gorilla v. Snakes

Mexican snake

Harambe

Raccoons at dinner

Rabbit legs

Dead chicken (lots of animal topics today)

The eagle has landed

WOW

The cardboard box

LSF leaves the podcast

LSF comes back

Closing segment also returns: Words of Wisdom with an example of that Mean fine singing at the end.

We R the World is Episode 34 in the Year 2024

mrsharkattack@gmail.com (Mr. Shark Attack) — Sat, 3 Feb 2024 05:56:00 -0800

We are the children

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Show Notes:

LSF squeaking

That Netflix doc - great new artists to emerge since?

Old people stories

Goals

Karaoke Dreams

Memes curator

Guppy No. 2 and Stingray coming soon

Pizza shame

Feud Capote Swans thing

Crown foreign stuff

Shake my mouse

Calendars

Stupid apps

Walmart prank

Vacation shame

Internships

G'bye.

Episode 33 is first of 2024 and called What is a Purse Even For?

mrsharkattack@gmail.com (Mr. Shark Attack) — Sun, 21 Jan 2024 09:15:00 -0800

Huh??

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Welcome to the new year - but it's too late to say that any more

Recap of end of 2023

Rockin' New Year's Eve

Suits and Sparkle

New Year's Day Party Aftermath

The Landshark

Mr. Fix It (Hardly)

What is Guppy No. 2's boyfriend name? On the show??

Can-cuuun

Sandwich shopping

Google Maps and back roads and Snow Storms and almost dying

Torte can be big

Shoutout to Gen Xers

Shut the door in the morning MSA

Hankies and The ~~Silent Generation~~ Greatest Generation (yup)

Satchel of Shame

Weirdos who watch "Botched"

Outro ...

Thanks for listenin'

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You Could Die on the Toilet - Episode 32 of 2023

mrsharkattack@gmail.com (Mr. Shark Attack) — Tue, 21 Nov 2023 09:51:00 -0800

That's another way of saying Happy Thanksgiving!

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Show notes:

Food noises

Walkers at the concert

Motley Crue story

Turkey Day plans (early dinner!)

Banquet for the banquet

Spicy stuffing

That's different!

The Menu

Boxcar Willie

Kentucky Facebook

Metallica M72 in Detroit

Bootleg!

Fast food time machine

Road signs

Suits

Soap dish

Law and Order skits

Meat pie

Crab legs.

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The Wallet is Episode 31 of 2023

mrsharkattack@gmail.com (Mr. Shark Attack) — Tue, 17 Oct 2023 10:48:00 -0700

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Show Notes:

LSF mean to poor ol' MSA

Polish trip

LSF mad

Skimpy on the sausage

Separation

Cleanup

Summer over

Fall wet

MSA old

We Olds

Pumpkin farm for adults?

Porn maze!

Salon gossip

Missing Maine

Dick Clark in the city

Zoltar returns

Xtina

Boating review

Sunday chillin'

Dirty Thirty is Episode XXX of 2023

mrsharkattack@gmail.com (Mr. Shark Attack) — Sat, 30 Sep 2023 08:44:00 -0700

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Talkin' to the kids next door

Halloween Idiots

Maine

Lobster sex (this part is wrong, sorry)

Dressing for Dinner

Covid shots suck

Doggie

Cheating on MSA

The View

Deerin'

Hell's Half Mile

ATM again

Pickpocket!

Let the air in!

Karaoke with spaceman?

No Go Zone is Episode 29 of 2023

mrsharkattack@gmail.com (Mr. Shark Attack) — Sun, 3 Sep 2023 07:52:00 -0700

Tweet tweet. No X here. Well, maybe a little.

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Show notes:

Camper sold

Camping memories

Whitecaps

Peed in the bottle

Test bottle

Poof

Pee and the tea

Plants and weeds

Two things

Bathrooms

Laundry-versy

Scripts

Karaoke with Zaldor?

Booze sales

Early shows please

MSU

Tooth pickin'

WOWisdom

Unicycle v. 747

I never asked. For the record. Off limits.

Thong Twins is Episode 28 of 2023

mrsharkattack@gmail.com (Mr. Shark Attack) — Tue, 22 Aug 2023 13:13:00 -0700

Welcome back ...

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Show notes:

Elvis Whiskey

Drain Flies

Joan Jett 20ish years later

Motorboatin'

Nice shitter

No pubes on LSF?

Pegging explained

BJs explained

Rim Job?

Sunglasses on

Clear bags / Prison wallet

Thong thong thong thong thong

Sloppy Chris

Dicks after dark

Grapefruit

Anal after 50

Prostate lesson

Words of Wisdom on dealing with your kids when they get older :)

Smokin' daze.

Little Butterball is Episode 27 for 2023

mrsharkattack@gmail.com (Mr. Shark Attack) — Wed, 16 Aug 2023 11:02:00 -0700

Ah, memories. In the outfield.

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Credit: Anthony Easton

Show Notes:

Weeks are slow, weekends are short
Work From Home
Looking forward to The Lotus
The Santa Clause
More on pink lemonade
Ticks
Visiting other states (Martha's Vineyard is in Massachusetts)
Van Halen Tribute
MSA is a Pen Clicker
Belly Flop!
Pillsbury
Fat Diner
We don't walk in Michigan. Get in your car!
New house?
Tasty treats
Sports
Haircuts
Fat as can be
Camping kid
How to please this woman.

Country Mouse is Episode 26 of 2023

mrsharkattack@gmail.com (Mr. Shark Attack) — Sun, 6 Aug 2023 11:49:00 -0700

Back to the cityburb after a trip to the country

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Show Notes:

Bud Zero Wild Night

Turkey

Wild Woods

Rogering Rich

Barbie review

Hooters

Air review

Silver Spoons (yep)

The Great Wall

Joan Jett is not Pat Benatar

MacGyver Tuesday?

Shit in the hallway

Boat. Camper. Clear. Out.

Sentimental webinar

MSA appreciates LSF. Every. Day.

Turkey on the menu!

Reading Rainbow.

Zack Attack is Episode 25 of 2023

mrsharkattack@gmail.com (Mr. Shark Attack) — Tue, 1 Aug 2023 15:07:00 -0700

It's not just the name of a Saved By the Bell band.

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Sh'notes:

Pull my finger

Eyelashes

Green eyes

LSA listens to lots of podcasts

Cysts

Chuck and the Freak is funny

If the Shoe Fits: A modern-day Cinderella

Shattered

Sparks Fly

Sbarro!

Lita Ford rocked

Dokken not so much

Boating playlist was bad ass ...

Fish name for Zack?

Pork Stew

Making fun of milk and peanut butter. Not fair. Lemonade is a baby drink

Meat sauce

WOW: Footy socks. Blisters. Ankle probs. How to choose?

Does no judgment (without an e) mean no leering?

Beans is Episode 24 of 2023

mrsharkattack@gmail.com (Mr. Shark Attack) — Mon, 24 Jul 2023 10:06:00 -0700

XXIV

Recorded outside, again, with the birds. And the beans.

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Show Notes:

Flowers on my cucumbers

Boaters v. Boaters

Ground beef threats

The salmon pan

Baked beans

Cutting Edge

Barbie for the clicks

The fan

Laurel and Hardy update

Talkin' in my sleep

Season 3 of AHS and Stevie Nicks

George Michael documentary (ies?)

38 Special (Don Barnes and Donnie Van Zant, damnit)

Neighborhood cat

Words of Wisdom (and LSF reading too many of MSA's notes).

Honk Honk is Episode 23 of 2023

mrsharkattack@gmail.com (Mr. Shark Attack) — Sat, 15 Jul 2023 10:04:00 -0700

23 of '23.

We never listened to that double album, but ...

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Show notes:

Honk honk

She does like The Carrot

Be more upbeat

Senior pics

Cookies in the tin

Stan and Ollie (MSA thinks it was in high school now)

New bathrooms

Watchin' The View with LSF

Standing Desk advice

He he he

Awesome parents

MSA The Morning Person

Dinner bell

And just like that ...

The Bear

Streaming cliffhangers

Boomer rant

Words of Wisdom

LSF advice to MSA

After-show banter bonus.

Thanks for listening ...

Dirty and Violent is Episode 22 of 2023

mrsharkattack@gmail.com (Mr. Shark Attack) — Mon, 10 Jul 2023 10:32:00 -0700

Rainy day Saturday is your lucky day -

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Show notes:

Rained, forgot the Cat Box

MSA not a fan of little dogs. Nope

Boater's Beach and the ladder

Old not mold

Water shoes, baby

LSF bummed out

Ol' Bruisy

Silly Putty

Teeth

Hockey dentist

Ever look at someone else's teeth or hands? Hmm

Smut!

I Love Rock 'n' Roll

Lita Ford

Wednesdays in the Park

Saladz

Burp

Secret Soup Recipe. With ketchup. White ghetto.

Biden is as sharp as a crayon

Political tangent

Obsessing over the weather

World Wide Live

Something special bonus double War Stories

Words of Wisdom (twice).

The Gooch is Episode 21 of 2023

mrsharkattack@gmail.com (Mr. Shark Attack) — Sun, 2 Jul 2023 09:13:00 -0700

Epi 21 of 2023 is The Gooch

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Show notes:

Lady Starfish breaks the rules

Amazon Christmas

Netflix frustrations

How long before we're too old for tech?

We're over the fireworks, but the Big Wheel race was sweet

Hairball John shoutout

Rock concert report

Gen X Afternoon Activities

Movie prediction comes true

Hurricane Guppy No. 1

MSA wakes up late for the first time ever

More finger waggin'

MSA is so imperfect - but please rinse out that bowl

Camel Cash and Marlboro buck memories

Les is More

The perenium

Nose hair trimmer

Eyelash grower

Yellow buoy

Words of Wisdom for summer cocktails. Cock. Tails.

How to F*ck a Fat Guy is Episode 20 XX of 2023

mrsharkattack@gmail.com (Mr. Shark Attack) — Wed, 28 Jun 2023 13:46:00 -0700

Really. Good advice? Other tips to share?

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Show notes:

Size 24

Collin the pool kid

10 beers ain't enough

Black Mirror Episode 6 not so good

Girls and Corpses Magazine (it's tasteful tho)

Rundown teasin ...

Strap on

Sit down

How to ... make love ... to a larger man

Fupas and Doritos

New JLaw movie is fully, um, nude

Merkin

Useless facts (from Your Mom's House)

AI musings - we're safe

Sex and the City munchy munch

War Stories - Fires II

To Go

Words of Wisdom on Restaurants. ?

Sorry to wimp out on the fuck in the title. fuck. fuck fuck.

Fungus Toe is Episode 19 of 2023

mrsharkattack@gmail.com (Mr. Shark Attack) — Sun, 25 Jun 2023 06:02:00 -0700

Recorded live at the golf course (er, overlooking the golf course).

Harkening back to one of our most popular episodes, hoping for extra clicks.

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Show notes:

We're on the road

Canada geese sighting

Tissues

Toenail trimmin'

Ladies are listenin'

70% of a man?

Dogma

Ladies at the pool

It's good to be on vacation, damnit

Locked out of our VRBO!

Dinner with the brother

Ghost mead

There's some Finger Waggin' going on for Episode 18 of 2023

mrsharkattack@gmail.com (Mr. Shark Attack) — Wed, 14 Jun 2023 08:33:00 -0700

This year's podcast is old enough to go to the strip club. Hooray.

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Show notes:

Reporting on the going ons in the basement

The Camping Progression

Soup Cookoff!

Lick it up

Deal with the Devil?

Summer reading list (The author is Jack Quaid and the other book is Maniac Menagerie)

Kid-free beach vacay

Peacock: Based on a True Story

Listener comments! From our one listener (C'mon people)

Finger Waggin'

Toilet stories

Camping Quickie is Episode 17 of 2023

mrsharkattack@gmail.com (Mr. Shark Attack) — Sun, 11 Jun 2023 13:35:00 -0700

Back at the campground and we did a little number waiting for LSF's sister to arrive. A short podcast, weirdos.

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Notes:

Innovative and Unprepared

Wagon Wheel is horrible -

Natural sound and stuff

Recorded on a metal table

Zack Attack

Monopoly ain't true

10 years of seasoning

Fuckin' Jimmy

The Fridge(s)

No problem!

Twice in one day (bows)

Christmas at Graceland (?!)

Hip News

Damn kids

Chiropractor memories (back not butt)

Extreme fire danger! (fire crackles in background)

Sister arrives.

-end-

Sweet Sixteen is Episode 16 of 2023

mrsharkattack@gmail.com (Mr. Shark Attack) — Sun, 4 Jun 2023 16:04:00 -0700

Celebrating a special milestone. Party in the backyard/frontyard.

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Show notes:

LSF leaves early (but stays on the podcast)

MSA walks like a dinosaur

See you next Tuesday

Two broad topics (like chicks do) -

Health notes

The Sugar

Chiro coverage!

Wipe report

Togetherness

Do you still miss it?

River meatloaf (War Stories preview?)

... spam caller ...

Old media/new media

Doppelgangers

Corporate speak sucks

The Devil's Advocate / full frontal

War Stories official debut - same photog

Words of Wisdom

What to watch?

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The Machine is Episode 15 of 2023

mrsharkattack@gmail.com (Mr. Shark Attack) — Mon, 29 May 2023 07:58:00 -0700

Well all right! * See if you can pinpoint when MSA goes from buzzed to ShitFaced:

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Bickering

The Machine with Bert review

MSA working without notes!

Guppy No. 2 and The Stingray (not the guy on Cobra Kai)

Nervous Day

Can I help you?

Can I?

You good?

Bloody Marys, gardening ...

Butt chuggin'

The debut of War Stories

14, 15, 20 years

Lady Catfish redux

Words of Wisdom on celebrating a long weekend

And then MSA went to sleep.