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[[ This is a content summary only. Visit MyWebsite.com for full links, other content, and more! ]]</content><link rel="replies" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://msbtch2u.blogspot.com/feeds/109885336270169521/comments/default" title="Post Comments" /><link rel="replies" type="text/html" href="http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7934019&amp;postID=109885336270169521" title="0 Comments" /><link rel="edit" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7934019/posts/default/109885336270169521" /><link rel="self" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7934019/posts/default/109885336270169521" /><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/Msbtch2usRandomThoughtsAndCrap/~3/csiDXkOv8Is/im-considering-small-business-venture.html" title="I'm Considering a Small-Business Venture" /><author><name>~A~</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/08647018151220411830</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel="http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail" width="27" height="32" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/img/219/1475/640/TooAdorable.jpg" /></author><thr:total>0</thr:total><feedburner:origLink>http://msbtch2u.blogspot.com/2004/10/im-considering-small-business-venture.html</feedburner:origLink></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7934019.post-109885017851866049</id><published>2004-10-27T01:08:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2004-10-27T00:09:38.516-04:00</updated><title type="text">You'd Think Even Fictional Criminals Would Learn</title><content type="html">Surely there are lots of crime-solving TV shows like CSI and L&amp;O in Fictionland, just as there are in real life.  But ~J~ and I were just watching Law &amp; Order: SVU, and one of the pieces of evidence...&lt;br/&gt;
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[[ This is a content summary only. Visit MyWebsite.com for full links, other content, and more! ]]</content><link rel="replies" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://msbtch2u.blogspot.com/feeds/109885017851866049/comments/default" title="Post Comments" /><link rel="replies" type="text/html" href="http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7934019&amp;postID=109885017851866049" title="1 Comments" /><link rel="edit" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7934019/posts/default/109885017851866049" /><link rel="self" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7934019/posts/default/109885017851866049" /><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/Msbtch2usRandomThoughtsAndCrap/~3/bwv0tOeRocs/youd-think-even-fictional-criminals.html" title="You'd Think Even Fictional Criminals Would Learn" /><author><name>~A~</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/08647018151220411830</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel="http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail" width="27" height="32" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/img/219/1475/640/TooAdorable.jpg" /></author><thr:total>1</thr:total><feedburner:origLink>http://msbtch2u.blogspot.com/2004/10/youd-think-even-fictional-criminals.html</feedburner:origLink></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7934019.post-109797963747939622</id><published>2004-10-16T22:09:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2004-10-16T22:25:56.276-04:00</updated><title type="text">Score!</title><content type="html">I went to JC Penney's tonight to get Tyler some jeans for school and I found the coolest outfit! All the stuff I got him is cool, but I found him a totally awesome pair of black jeans with a...&lt;br/&gt;
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Yeah, I know she broke her "sweet senior citizen" typecast in recent years, in movies such as "Lake Placid" and I thought that...&lt;br/&gt;
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Get your own Girl Parts Name



Your Boobies' Names Are: Mork and Mindy



Get your own Boobie Names





Your Stripper Name is: Cookie

(EWW! That's my mom's...&lt;br/&gt;
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PENIS NAME GENERATOR

(Using your own name, if you're a man, or your significant other's, if you're a...&lt;br/&gt;
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I'm here!  I'm here!  (Albeit briefly)



I am SO sorry you have all worried......&lt;br/&gt;
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