Monday Thru Friday

Stringing It Up

Sat, 02 Apr 2011 06:00:00 -0700

Just Give It Some Time

adamdomer — Sun, 24 Mar 2013 05:00:00 -0700

Now Down...SLOWLY

theresaburger — Mon, 24 Feb 2014 05:00:00 -0800

On Second Thought Maybe I Won't File A Complaint After All

NickCB — Wed, 16 Nov 2011 10:00:00 -0800

That Coveted Pale Complexion

jackjohn — Fri, 30 Sep 2011 12:00:00 -0700

Although, to be fair, he has the least obvious tan lines of the entire bunch. It's a shame about the 3-inch-think layer of sunscreen he'll have to use, though.

~OLJ

The Question You Ask Yourself Every Day at Work

theresaburger — Mon, 13 Oct 2014 05:00:00 -0700

Going the Extra Mile

theresaburger — Wed, 29 Oct 2014 08:00:00 -0700

Untitled

Thu, 02 Dec 2010 08:00:35 -0800

Price FAIL

jackjohn — Thu, 21 Jul 2011 10:00:00 -0700

Seen at the vending machine in front of the counter that I work behind.

For $1, you get regular Pop-Tarts. For $1.10, you get Pop-Tarts that are made with 10% less cardboard and therefore taste just a little bit less like crap than regular pop-tarts.

~OLJ

Here's hoping that they accepted his refusal of his denial

NickCB — Mon, 06 Feb 2012 15:00:00 -0800

Overly Specific Help Wanted Sign

theresaburger — Wed, 23 Apr 2014 10:00:00 -0700

Nobody Wants That Rabbit Food

Sat, 12 Mar 2011 06:00:00 -0800

You Can Sleep When You're Dead!

stephenwood51 — Fri, 16 Nov 2012 07:00:00 -0800

Here's the Restaurant That Serves You Food on Quad-Rotor Helicopters

stephenwood51 — Tue, 11 Jun 2013 08:00:00 -0700

"Oops! Accidentally chopped your face off, please don't sue us!"

Labor Day: To Take Time Off From Raging at Office Supplies

jackjohn — Mon, 05 Sep 2011 08:00:00 -0700

A reasonable way to complain about malfunctioning equipment.

Budgeting is For Suckers

NickCB — Mon, 04 Feb 2013 14:50:00 -0800

Let Us Know if You Have Any Questions

stephenwood51 — Wed, 29 May 2013 08:00:00 -0700

Now I'm the Unpaid IT Guy of the Family

NickCB — Mon, 25 Feb 2013 15:00:00 -0800

Om Nom Nom

jackjohn — Wed, 24 Aug 2011 12:00:00 -0700

Is that... is that really where the waste goes? Through the tube? Have I been misusing toilet paper all this time?

~OLJ

Well, Thanks for Your Number, I Guess

jackjohn — Sun, 07 Aug 2011 12:00:00 -0700

He's just looking for a date, probably.

What New Hires Have to Put Up With

jackjohn — Wed, 31 Aug 2011 09:00:00 -0700

In another two years, I'll be telling the new guys "In my day, we didn't have these fancy rocket packs that let us fly to Venus and telecommute from Robo-Katherine Hepburn's Space Palace of Pleasure."

Two years! It'll happen!

~OLJ

At Least it Wasn't All in Pennies?

theresaburger — Mon, 10 Mar 2014 05:00:00 -0700

Steady...Steady...

theresaburger — Sun, 20 Apr 2014 04:00:00 -0700

Basically You Can Never Go Home

NickCB — Mon, 21 Jan 2013 15:00:00 -0800

The 6th Stage is Unemployment

NickCB — Fri, 30 Dec 2011 09:00:00 -0800

The five stages of grief as an employee of a defunct Blockbuster.

What's He Reading?

stephenwood51 — Sun, 19 Jan 2014 08:00:00 -0800

Easier Than Stopping at Starbucks?

theresaburger — Tue, 25 Mar 2014 05:00:00 -0700

This building must have a lot of fire drills

NickCB — Wed, 10 Jun 2015 05:00:00 -0700

Workplace WIN: A Legend is Born

stephenwood51 — Fri, 04 May 2012 14:00:00 -0700

While scrolling through the internet, I happened upon this scroll. Actually, I wouldn't call it a scroll. More like a scripture.

Happy May the 4th be with you, everybody!

Notsosmart

stephenwood51 — Thu, 12 Sep 2013 08:00:00 -0700

The Donuts Just Weren't Doing the Trick Anymore

stephenwood51 — Tue, 08 May 2012 12:00:00 -0700

Someone Fire the Packaging Guy

stephenwood51 — Sun, 02 Dec 2012 05:00:00 -0800

"Buy Great Value," They Said...

stephenwood51 — Tue, 26 Nov 2013 08:00:00 -0800

"They're a great value," they said.

Untitled

Mon, 21 Feb 2011 13:00:41 -0800

Sometimes the Smartest People Still Need a Little Reminder

theresaburger — Wed, 13 Aug 2014 05:00:00 -0700

Dine N' Dash Diva Gets Her Comeuppance

mattstaff — Thu, 27 Aug 2020 18:00:00 -0700

Man, oh, man this young lady named Dee was on an entitled tear. She had the audacity to go out for nice meals and many drinks with her friends, and then ditch them whenever the bill arrived. Not only is that inconceivably rude to people she called her "friends", but it's also insanely insensitive to the folks working at the restaurant just trying to make ends meet. Fortunately, Dee's friends were able to teach her just the kind of lesson she needed.

What's Your Name?

theresaburger — Sun, 07 Dec 2014 04:00:00 -0800

What's this...appreciation you speak of?

NickCB — Thu, 17 Nov 2011 12:00:00 -0800

Untitled

Tahoma525 — Tue, 21 Sep 2010 14:40:13 -0700

What Are You?

stephenwood51 — Mon, 30 Sep 2013 06:00:00 -0700

And what have you done with my pee?

Oh No, the Document I'm Printing is in Black and White!

theresaburger — Tue, 28 Oct 2014 05:00:00 -0700

Not Very Reassuring

Thu, 04 Jun 2015 10:00:00 -0700

Like Magic!

NickCB — Sat, 20 Oct 2012 04:00:00 -0700

Troll Bathroom

jackjohn — Wed, 24 Aug 2011 10:00:00 -0700

The asses who never wash their hands have spoiled that doorknob - and the automagical bathroom - for everyone.

~OLJ

Ignorant Boss On A Delusional Power Trip Gets Hilariously Humbled

mattstaff — Mon, 25 Nov 2019 04:00:00 -0800

Pro Tip: Research something before you ban it.

Ray Charles Maybe?

stephenwood51 — Thu, 15 Aug 2013 10:00:00 -0700

Eight-Bit Post-It Art

NickCB — Thu, 26 Jan 2012 08:00:00 -0800

Took about three hours. Inspired by a technicolor Post-It Mario (not pictured)

Untitled

MildlyAmused — Tue, 16 Feb 2010 11:28:34 -0800

You Can Get Both at a Fine Dining Restaurant

Amemeda — Wed, 23 Mar 2016 05:00:00 -0700

Is Christmas Over Yet?

theresaburger — Wed, 24 Dec 2014 10:00:00 -0800