Monday Thru Friday

If I Put This in My Cubicle and Leave...

theresaburger — Thu, 27 Feb 2014 05:00:00 -0800

...will anyone notice the difference?

Guess What, Fool?

stephenwood51 — Fri, 13 Jul 2012 09:00:00 -0700

You're gonna be in a world of hurt when I find you. AND THE WORLD OF HURT HAS A RAMP SO IT'S ADA ACCESSIBLE B***H!!!

This Day is Off to a Poor Start

theresaburger — Wed, 16 Jul 2014 04:00:00 -0700

AT&T! Verizon! AT&T! Verizon!

stephenwood51 — Thu, 11 Oct 2012 13:00:00 -0700

PC! Mac! PC! Mac!

Batman Villains As Bosses You Will Definitely Recognize

itsbutton — Mon, 20 Jul 2015 07:00:00 -0700

It's hard to decide who's more evil, Batman's diverse collection of villains, or the pencil pushing managers who call too many meetings in your office. Dorkly is working to answer that age old question, but fair warning, you will recognize at least one of these people below. Just take a breath and don't take it out on the copier.

How to Argue With Steven Hawking on the Internet

jackjohn — Sun, 21 Aug 2011 08:00:00 -0700

Printers Have It Out for Us

stephenwood51 — Wed, 21 Nov 2012 12:00:00 -0800

No Thanks...

stephenwood51 — Tue, 14 Jan 2014 04:00:00 -0800

The Horrorrrrrrrr

NickCB — Tue, 05 Mar 2013 08:00:00 -0800

Somebody Please Keep Me Company

theresaburger — Sun, 01 Mar 2015 05:00:00 -0800

As Printers Get Older, These Things Start To Happen

Tahoma525 — Tue, 03 May 2011 06:00:00 -0700

Part of This Complete Breakroom Breakfast

stephenwood51 — Wed, 05 Jun 2013 08:00:00 -0700

Office Swag: Schrödinger's Cat Executive Decision Maker

NickCB — Fri, 17 Feb 2012 14:50:00 -0800

From ThinkGeek: "They pay you big bucks to make tough choices. Slide open the window to observe the cat, and after a time of flux, the cat will be alive or dead." And in case you need instructions:

Drapes to Hide Your Carpet

jackjohn — Thu, 01 Sep 2011 12:00:00 -0700

No Budget For an Actual Hot Dog Cart?

theresaburger — Wed, 01 Apr 2015 08:00:00 -0700

We're Going to Need a Longer Truck

theresaburger — Fri, 30 May 2014 06:00:00 -0700

Service You Can Trust

stephenwood51 — Fri, 23 May 2014 04:00:00 -0700

Cringe as You Watch Actors Perform the Most Over the Top LinkedIn Profiles

kristyb — Thu, 04 Jun 2015 09:00:00 -0700

These job seekers are in a class of their own.

Someone Finally Got Tired of People Giving Shitty Reviews About Their Bar and in a Totally (Un)Professional Move, Defended Themselves Online

kacerosky — Sat, 15 Oct 2016 02:00:00 -0700

1950s Hazing Rituals

finelytuned — Sat, 10 Mar 2012 06:00:00 -0800

Can you guess which one got a raise?

Broken Coffee Maker?

stephenwood51 — Sun, 22 Jul 2012 06:00:00 -0700

Try updating Java.

There Most Certainly Is an "I" in "Team"

jackjohn — Wed, 21 Sep 2011 13:00:00 -0700

To the Designer of This Soap Dispenser: I Salute You

stephenwood51 — Mon, 09 Dec 2013 04:00:00 -0800

One Stop Shop

Fri, 07 Jan 2011 06:00:00 -0800

Untitled

Tahoma525 — Sun, 23 May 2010 08:47:13 -0700

Arise, Bubba!

stephenwood51 — Sat, 11 May 2013 06:00:00 -0700

It's Time For Home Depot's Annual Talent Search!

Tue, 03 Feb 2015 08:00:00 -0800

A Stressful Sick Day

jackjohn — Wed, 06 Jul 2011 12:00:00 -0700

Pl Keep Gr

stephenwood51 — Fri, 13 Dec 2013 06:00:00 -0800

Donald Trump's Official Jam on His Campaign Trail is as Awkwardly-Bad as You're Imagining

kacerosky — Fri, 15 Jan 2016 04:00:00 -0800

How much "Ameritude" do you have?

Instructions? What Instructions?

theresaburger — Mon, 11 Aug 2014 10:00:00 -0700

Which Kind Do You Have?

stephenwood51 — Tue, 08 May 2012 04:00:00 -0700

Straightforward Store Policy

theresaburger — Sun, 07 Dec 2014 10:00:00 -0800

So, what else is Excel supposed to be used for?

NickCB — Mon, 05 Dec 2011 14:00:00 -0800

Itsa me, procrastination!

Adding a Little Evil Laughter to Your Morning Commute

theresaburger — Sat, 29 Mar 2014 08:00:00 -0700

Please Think Before Printing Out This Notice...

theresaburger — Mon, 28 Jul 2014 06:00:00 -0700

Hoo Dat Iz?

adamdomer — Tue, 30 Apr 2013 08:00:00 -0700

Hello, I Am Professional Dinosaurs

NickCB — Sat, 05 Jan 2013 10:00:00 -0800

Untitled

FrankieDudeUltimate — Tue, 20 Apr 2010 08:40:17 -0700

Grammar Nazis in the Workplace

jackjohn — Sun, 26 Jun 2011 10:00:00 -0700

Already a Contender for 2013's Most Unfortunate Name

ichc.chrispeeler — Tue, 22 Jan 2013 06:00:00 -0800

It's a long "U" sound, seriously!

WGN Reporter Nancy Loo Dishes Out a Snappy Weather Report With an Extra Heaping of Sass

mattstaff — Fri, 15 Jan 2016 06:00:00 -0800

Choosing Beggar Asks For Computer Help, Assumes Stranger Will Pay For It

mattstaff — Sun, 08 Nov 2020 08:00:00 -0800

At first, you might be thrown off, cause it almost seems like they're not about to be an entitled, choosing beggar. In short time though, things escalate, and suddenly we have a choosing beggar showing their true face. They basically assumed that the very stranger helping them with computer tips, would also pay for the parts they recommended for purchase. Nope, that's not how it works.

News Anchor Gets His Scripts Shuffled

stephenwood51 — Fri, 21 Jun 2013 02:00:00 -0700

What was the name of the show again? I didn't catch it the first five times you said it...

Ensuring Workplace Hygiene Standards Are a Cutlery Above the Rest

jackjohn — Wed, 29 Jun 2011 06:00:00 -0700

Resistance to puns is futensile.

Coding is Fun! Not really. Actually it's a nightmare. But still!

NickCB — Sat, 11 Feb 2012 10:00:00 -0800

Untitled

MildlyAmused — Mon, 08 Feb 2010 10:05:47 -0800

"Go to Hell, You Old Coot!"

stephenwood51 — Sat, 28 Mar 2015 06:00:00 -0700

"I mean 'quack.'"

Please Hold, a Technician Will Be With You Shortly

jackjohn — Thu, 11 Aug 2011 13:00:00 -0700

Time to go home.

Untitled

Tahoma525 — Wed, 20 Oct 2010 08:00:03 -0700