Monday Thru Friday

Workplace Subjectivity

jackjohn — Tue, 23 Aug 2011 06:00:00 -0700

Netflix, We Need to Talk...

stephenwood51 — Tue, 30 Jul 2013 10:00:00 -0700

Chocolate Bars $1.00

stephenwood51 — Mon, 27 Aug 2012 14:00:00 -0700

Chocolate Bars $1.00.

It Sucks Being the Family Tech Support Guy

stephenwood51 — Fri, 22 May 2015 04:00:00 -0700

"So, like, the "AC" adapter cools the computer off, right?" "Wow, Mom. Really?"

Great Appspectations

stephenwood51 — Mon, 20 Aug 2012 14:00:00 -0700

Next Clippy Will Pop Up Offering Help With the 10-Day Forecast

kacerosky — Thu, 28 Apr 2016 08:00:00 -0700

Conservation Awareness

Mon, 28 Feb 2011 12:00:00 -0800

Yo dawg we slapped some screens on those screens

NickCB — Thu, 22 Dec 2011 14:00:00 -0800

This is What it Must Be Like Trying to Direct Bad Holiday Stock Footage

kacerosky — Thu, 10 Dec 2015 05:00:00 -0800

No Bulls***!

stephenwood51 — Wed, 16 May 2012 16:10:00 -0700

We don't have any bulls*** because the customers already provide plenty of it.

No Smoking or Piloting in the Lavatories

stephenwood51 — Tue, 08 May 2012 06:00:00 -0700

Tampering with the smoke detectors or the pilot during flight may result in a fine.

Untitled

Tahoma525 — Sun, 10 Oct 2010 06:00:23 -0700

Every Commute Has That One Jerk

theresaburger — Mon, 21 Apr 2014 05:00:00 -0700

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It's the FIVE second rule dammit. You've ruined my lunch.

NickCB — Wed, 21 Dec 2011 14:00:00 -0800

Whoever did this is in trouble. You see, I have a very special set of skills... [youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P-pHc811Ym8]

"I'm So Sorry"

stephenwood51 — Sun, 10 Nov 2013 08:00:00 -0800

Some of Us Grow Up

stephenwood51 — Mon, 23 Apr 2012 09:00:00 -0700

But only in body, not in mind.

Everyone Eats Bacon, Including Them

andy.fail — Thu, 21 Apr 2011 08:00:00 -0700

I've never personally seen a pig turn down bacon, so anything you say to the contrary is purely anecdotal.

Place These Next to All Your Security Cameras!

theresaburger — Tue, 30 Dec 2014 04:00:00 -0800

Don't Be Late!

stephenwood51 — Sun, 02 Sep 2012 12:00:00 -0700

There Is Only Big FAIL

ricky_cheezburger — Tue, 21 Apr 2015 10:00:00 -0700

I'd hate to the be project manager here.

When a Big Round Error Message Pops in Your Face You get POSTED

ichc.chrispeeler — Wed, 02 Nov 2011 10:00:00 -0700

Please Use Me

Fri, 04 Mar 2011 05:00:00 -0800

What Else Could This Blog Feature?

Sun, 01 Mar 2015 04:00:00 -0800

IKEA Monkey Assembly: An Easy Guide

stephenwood51 — Tue, 25 Dec 2012 06:00:00 -0800

The DeskBed is Half Desk and [Spoiler Alert!] Half Bed

stephenwood51 — Sun, 02 Jun 2013 08:00:00 -0700

Now you never have to leave the office! EVER! Muahahahahahah!

Retaining Market Share in Key Demographics by Proclaiming Market "Turf" to Competition

jackjohn — Wed, 15 Jun 2011 12:00:00 -0700

Because only our business gets to serve wash rooms, not your business. Wash rooms come to us for the highest satisfaction in urinal cakes and feces-masking fragrances, and there's no way your business can compete. So stop trying to steal our customers. Go away. Shoo.

Does It Describe The Parking Or The Job?

ricky_cheezburger — Fri, 09 Mar 2012 08:00:00 -0800

Parking lots are a luxury

The Snoolution

stephenwood51 — Thu, 19 Apr 2012 04:00:00 -0700

That or tape thumbtacks to your snooze button. Youch!

When Meat Meets Art

theresaburger — Sat, 03 May 2014 08:00:00 -0700

Untitled

Tahoma525 — Wed, 26 May 2010 10:30:42 -0700

Analog Word Processor

Sun, 30 Jan 2011 06:00:00 -0800

We Saw a 500 Percent Rise in Quarterly Profits

stephenwood51 — Wed, 31 Oct 2012 11:00:00 -0700

Holiday bonuses for everyone!

Sports Newscaster Fits 41 Seinfeld References Into a 5-Minute Broadcast

stephenwood51 — Tue, 10 Sep 2013 12:00:00 -0700

Can you recognize all of them?

100 Percent of It is Apple Juice

stephenwood51 — Fri, 06 Jul 2012 04:00:00 -0700

The "added ingredients" make up the remaining 20 percent.

If only IT was this easy...

NickCB — Mon, 19 Dec 2011 10:00:00 -0800

Lots and lots of experience needed

NickCB — Thu, 09 Feb 2012 13:50:00 -0800

All I Wanted Was a Pepsi

stephenwood51 — Sun, 07 Jul 2013 08:00:00 -0700

I Think We're Past That Point Now

theresaburger — Wed, 11 Feb 2015 04:00:00 -0800

Impressively Unprofessional "Not My Job" Moments

Eric Lund — Sun, 02 Aug 2020 04:00:00 -0700

Maybe the task is too difficult, or maybe you're just too difficult. "Not my job" moments encapsulate how the laziest among us deal with problems. These "solutions" may be majestically incompetent and ridiculously unprofessional "not my job" reactions to a hard task, but we can't say we haven't done similar things at some time in our lives.

I Love Coming to Work!

stephenwood51 — Sun, 24 Nov 2013 08:00:00 -0800

Seven Days a Week

theresaburger — Thu, 29 May 2014 08:00:00 -0700

Untitled

Tahoma525 — Thu, 19 Aug 2010 07:20:05 -0700

Untitled

FrankieDudeUltimate — Fri, 07 May 2010 06:43:50 -0700

God I Am So Confused

NickCB — Thu, 07 Feb 2013 04:00:00 -0800

Building's Burning Down SHAMOWN HEEHEW!!!

stephenwood51 — Tue, 08 Oct 2013 04:00:00 -0700

Resilient Chips

jackjohn — Fri, 27 May 2011 08:00:00 -0700

They'll eat each other if they're taken.

You Did It, You Solved All The Science

greenzburger — Wed, 01 Jul 2015 08:00:00 -0700

Workplace WIN: Chevy Shows Its Colors

stephenwood51 — Tue, 05 Jun 2012 13:20:00 -0700

Good on ya, Chevy. Good on ya. For more in the art of WINology, click here!

It's important for any office to pay tribute to the King of Pop

NickCB — Sun, 27 Nov 2011 08:00:00 -0800

He's Following His True Calling

stephenwood51 — Mon, 01 Oct 2012 06:00:00 -0700

In case you ever doubted that there's a job out there for everyone.