Monday Thru Friday

At Least You Got the "All Caps" Part Right

theresaburger — Fri, 14 Mar 2014 05:00:00 -0700

Maybe That's What He Wanted All Along!

Tahoma525 — Thu, 12 Mar 2015 04:00:00 -0700

The Illusion of Choice

stephenwood51 — Mon, 28 Oct 2013 05:00:00 -0700

First Connecticut and Reptar. Now This?

stephenwood51 — Thu, 16 Aug 2012 04:00:00 -0700

Watch as This Sports Anchor Perfectly Pulls Apart the Olympics For Their Strict Coverage Rules

kacerosky — Fri, 12 Aug 2016 04:00:00 -0700

Join the Ranks of the Underemployed

stephenwood51 — Mon, 27 May 2013 06:00:00 -0700

The successful candidate will have at least a bachelor's degree.

"Hang On, Khaled, I'm Just Going to Update My Twitter Really Quick!"

stephenwood51 — Tue, 29 May 2012 14:00:00 -0700

@America catch me if u can l0sers lololollolololo 3 seconds ago near Abbottabad, Pakistan "F**k."

At Work, Nap Where You Can

theresaburger — Sun, 18 Jan 2015 10:00:00 -0800

Oh God, Don't Screw Up, Don't Screw Up...

stephenwood51 — Fri, 10 Aug 2012 10:00:00 -0700

... don't screw up, don't src... NOOOOOOOO!!!11111

Define "Slighty Used"

ricky_cheezburger — Sun, 04 Mar 2012 06:00:00 -0800

Still not a bad deal, especially if in good condition.

Sorry Ma'am, No Fun Allowed in the Museum

stephenwood51 — Mon, 16 Sep 2013 10:00:00 -0700

Anything, Eh?

Tahoma525 — Mon, 25 May 2015 04:00:00 -0700

A Step Above The Rest

ricky_cheezburger — Mon, 02 Apr 2012 08:00:00 -0700

Don't like someone? Show them the door.

Uhh... Walmart? Are You Okay?

stephenwood51 — Tue, 25 Jun 2013 08:00:00 -0700

Do you want to talk about it?

Untitled

FrankieDudeUltimate — Thu, 20 May 2010 10:37:56 -0700

It's the Little Things That Get You Through the Day

NickCB — Wed, 22 Feb 2012 14:00:00 -0800

Cards on the table, my desktop is this.

Happy Friday! Time to Throw Your Work Away and Leave!

jackjohn — Fri, 12 Aug 2011 13:00:00 -0700

Meet Your New Coworker

theresaburger — Sun, 16 Mar 2014 08:00:00 -0700

Untitled

FrankieDudeUltimate — Sat, 12 Jun 2010 13:04:26 -0700

I Was Born Ready for This Job!

stephenwood51 — Mon, 22 Jun 2015 04:00:00 -0700

"And so was your little guy, apparently!"

Oh Come On!

stephenwood51 — Tue, 12 Jun 2012 12:00:00 -0700

You must be this tall to withdraw money.

At least one office doesn't have to worry about too much fluorescent lighting

NickCB — Wed, 01 Apr 2015 02:00:00 -0700

Welcome to the World's Most Terrifying Job Interview

NickCB — Sun, 24 Feb 2013 06:00:00 -0800

Boss Orchestrates Their Own Downfall

mattstaff — Thu, 17 Sep 2020 23:00:00 -0700

The biggest kicker in this ridiculous scenario is that a competent boss who was actually pulling their weight would've said just this, but then nothing would've happened because the competent boss was fulfilling the duties of their job. Unfortunately, this boss was not doing their job. So, after the employee complied the boss was exposed for not doing their job. If they'd never said anything, they would've been a whole lot better off.

Why Your Highlighter is Always Dried Out

theresaburger — Sun, 06 Jul 2014 05:00:00 -0700

FOOL PROOF BATHROOM KEY

FrankieDudeUltimate — Fri, 29 May 2015 02:00:00 -0700

THEY'LL NEVER GET IN WITHOUT IT

Evacuation Plan

Sun, 19 Dec 2010 08:00:00 -0800

Is This Seat Taken?

stephenwood51 — Mon, 01 Jul 2013 04:00:00 -0700

Where is Your Store's Pipe?

theresaburger — Sun, 25 Jan 2015 05:00:00 -0800

Makes You Wonder...

Thu, 10 Feb 2011 10:00:00 -0800

Bloomberg Business Week: Doing Magazine Covers Right

stephenwood51 — Fri, 12 Jul 2013 06:00:00 -0700

Understand Your Target Market

theresaburger — Wed, 22 Oct 2014 04:00:00 -0700

Must Be Windy in the Parking Lot

Tue, 02 Jun 2015 08:00:00 -0700

Sounds About Right. Speaking of Which, Anybody Want to Read my Draft?

ichc.chrispeeler — Thu, 27 Oct 2011 10:00:00 -0700

The draft of this post-modern magical-realist coming of age story says I'm a Copywriter, but the Jameson and Charleston Chew says Art Director. I might have to reevaluate my job responsibilities. -Water Cooler Chris

Bing, We Need to Talk

stephenwood51 — Fri, 21 Sep 2012 13:59:00 -0700

Advertisement SchWINg!

stephenwood51 — Wed, 05 Dec 2012 08:00:00 -0800

This is what you get when you hire Frat Bros LLC as your advertising firm.

A Great Use For Your Floppy Drives

ricky_cheezburger — Sun, 18 Mar 2012 06:00:00 -0700

That song never goes out of fashion.

Dead Lobster

stephenwood51 — Sat, 08 Jun 2013 08:00:00 -0700

There is a Reason Why This Sign was Needed

adamdomer — Fri, 19 Apr 2013 12:00:00 -0700

I can has MOAR funny LOLcats?

But Still Employed For Some Reason...

Tahoma525 — Fri, 05 Jun 2015 04:00:00 -0700

So...Which is It?

theresaburger — Sat, 21 Feb 2015 06:00:00 -0800

The Two Things That Get You Through the Week

theresaburger — Thu, 13 Mar 2014 04:00:00 -0700

Pl Keep Gr

stephenwood51 — Fri, 13 Dec 2013 06:00:00 -0800

Are You Coming On to Me, Service Van?

jackjohn — Fri, 24 Apr 2015 09:00:00 -0700

If you are, you aren't doing a very good job for it. "Vangina" is way too close to "Mangina," and we all know what twisted associations that brings up...

Smell Ya Later, Loser!

stephenwood51 — Thu, 05 Jul 2012 09:00:00 -0700

C'mon, troupe of adoring fan girls, let's drive off in my sleek red sports-car that I shouldn't be driving because I'm like 13 years old!

Untitled

FrankieDudeUltimate — Tue, 08 Jun 2010 12:40:57 -0700

Idiot Solutions for Idiot Problems

ichc.chrispeeler — Thu, 10 Nov 2011 09:00:00 -0800

It's a Sign of the Times

stephenwood51 — Mon, 07 Oct 2013 04:00:00 -0700

"I've had plenty of experience with nutshots from society, so this'll be a piece of cake!"

Why I Called in Late

theresaburger — Thu, 08 May 2014 06:00:00 -0700

Looks Like Someone Pulled With Too Much Vigor

jackjohn — Sun, 07 Jun 2015 07:00:00 -0700

Maybe "with vigor" means "with your mind."