Monday Thru Friday

The Two-in-One Scanner

stephenwood51 — Wed, 11 Apr 2012 08:00:00 -0700

Because it's also a PET scan, amirite?

Disney Knew...

stephenwood51 — Mon, 01 Jan 1900 00:00:00 -0800

Office Swag: Rotary on a 4G Network

jackjohn — Mon, 20 Jun 2011 08:00:00 -0700

http://images.cheezburger.com/completestore/2011/6/17/fb0c289e-6383-4089-ab0b-404c95e4a871.jpg http://images.cheezburger.com/completestore/2011/6/17/1d03da20-37e3-4a2d-88f2-2288f54a1d9e.jpg http://images.cheezburger.com/completestore/2011/6/17/6659be05-1fdb-47f6-8fb9-8a58a462275e.jpg

This Also Goes for Dogs, Geckos, Astronauts, Hurricanes...

stephenwood51 — Thu, 01 Nov 2012 13:00:00 -0700

Amoebas, aliens, foreign heads of state...

Diary of an Ex Disney Employee

adamdomer — Sat, 25 Apr 2015 02:00:00 -0700

What You Say on the Outside and Hope For on the Inside

stephenwood51 — Wed, 25 Dec 2013 04:00:00 -0800

That Fast, Huh?

stephenwood51 — Tue, 16 Oct 2012 10:01:00 -0700

According to MSNBC, Felix Baumgartner traveled faster than the speed of light on his descent from the upper atmosphere. Truly an inspiration.

"Hey, Steve, Got a Second?"

stephenwood51 — Mon, 18 Nov 2013 10:00:00 -0800

Well $^*#($# you too, then!

Darth Vader Gets a Parking Ticket

stephenwood51 — Tue, 05 Jun 2012 04:00:00 -0700

Your sad devotion to parking in a red zone has not helped you conjure up a good excuse, Lord Vader! Or given you clairvoyance enough to talk your way out of-

Damn You Memebase! package

ichc.chrispeeler — Mon, 24 Oct 2011 18:07:00 -0700

And This is Why

theresaburger — Sat, 31 May 2014 10:00:00 -0700

Not Exactly What I Meant By Reorganizing That Excel Sheet

Thu, 06 Jan 2011 06:00:00 -0800

Someone is Hoarding a Dozen of Them in Their Desk

theresaburger — Mon, 31 Mar 2014 08:00:00 -0700

This Deep Dish Pizza Just Got Too Deep

kacerosky — Wed, 08 May 2013 10:00:00 -0700

What is This "Job" You Speak Of?

stephenwood51 — Wed, 15 May 2013 05:00:00 -0700

I have to work on Chrismas? Hooray!

NickCB — Thu, 19 Jan 2012 10:00:00 -0800

Untitled

Tahoma525 — Wed, 29 Sep 2010 15:40:16 -0700

Why Clean When There's A Fairy Around?

Tue, 08 Feb 2011 06:00:00 -0800

"Can You Get the Door? My Hands Are Full"

theresaburger — Tue, 05 Aug 2014 10:00:00 -0700

Was Your Company's Job Application Form Written by the Department of Redundancy Department?

stephenwood51 — Fri, 10 Jan 2014 06:00:00 -0800

Hand Sanitizer Incognito

stephenwood51 — Tue, 22 Oct 2013 10:00:00 -0700

Customers Complain of Being Ripped Off When a Large Coffee Fits Into a Regular Coffee Cup

kristyb — Thu, 31 Mar 2016 05:00:00 -0700

This issue caused a lot of controversy when British builder Paul Hopkinson originally shared this video on Costa Coffee's Facebook page.

Responses ranged from angry (and very British) to extremely pragmatic. Costa coffee themselves also responded to point out that the larger cup has space at the top and if the smaller cup did too that would equal the difference in size AND that the larger cup has two shots of espresso as opposed to one.

via Paul Hopkinson

As for the engineer's math, we're going to take his word for it and assume that he's solved the mystery of why both cups seem to hold about the same amount of liquid.

Sorry I'm Late, The Quiznos Was Running a Little Late Today

stephenwood51 — Thu, 22 Nov 2012 06:00:00 -0800

What Treasures Might Be Hidden in the Final "O?"

stephenwood51 — Sun, 19 Aug 2012 14:00:00 -0700

No one ever looks on page 2 anymore

Spin That WHEEL!

Fri, 11 Feb 2011 13:00:00 -0800

Untitled

MildlyAmused — Fri, 05 Feb 2010 08:13:44 -0800

Aww Man I Gotta Rein Myself In!

stephenwood51 — Tue, 11 Dec 2012 11:00:00 -0800

I should be punished for these jokes!

Actually Guys, I Think I'm Done for the Night

stephenwood51 — Sun, 28 Jul 2013 06:00:00 -0700

From the Marketing Department: the Considerate Sooperbowl Commercial

NickCB — Tue, 31 Jan 2012 09:00:00 -0800

Woman Leaves Bad Review, Café Owner Brings In The Truth

mattstaff — Wed, 02 Sep 2020 23:00:00 -0700

It's just plain old messed up that people can be so nonchalant about destroying the reputation of restaurants, with employees that are just trying to make ends meet. This particular customer sounds like quite the two-faced nightmare. She'd lie and say everything was all good right before pulling a 180, and leaving a scathing review that wasn't even honest.

Thuesday is the Best Day of the Week

theresaburger — Wed, 21 Jan 2015 06:00:00 -0800

Green Means Go, Red Means Stop

stephenwood51 — Tue, 26 Jun 2012 16:01:00 -0700

"Okay, great. What does fire mean?" "'Scuse me?"

Typesetting for the 21st Century

jackjohn — Mon, 20 Jun 2011 13:00:00 -0700

Farewell, Old Chum...

stephenwood51 — Sat, 15 Sep 2012 04:00:00 -0700

You're Hired!

theresaburger — Mon, 12 Jan 2015 10:00:00 -0800

Untitled

FrankieDudeUltimate — Tue, 13 Apr 2010 12:45:05 -0700

At Least It Sounds Better Than WTF Rig Maintenance...

stephenwood51 — Sun, 24 Nov 2013 10:00:00 -0800

So That's What The Inside Looks Like

ricky_cheezburger — Wed, 07 Mar 2012 09:00:00 -0800

A great view while flying

The Great Escape

stephenwood51 — Thu, 07 Jun 2012 12:00:00 -0700

You might want to "explorer" other options for prisoner transport.

And Now for This Breaking News Report...

stephenwood51 — Fri, 19 Jul 2013 04:00:00 -0700

"Police have cornered the suspect who reportedly put as many as 25 words on single line of this text. If caught, he faces... ... a lengthy sentence."

Did It Fall From The Sky, Or Did The Sky Fall On It?

ricky_cheezburger — Thu, 08 Mar 2012 06:00:00 -0800

Somebody came back down to Earth.

Dance Like All Your Customers Are Watching

theresaburger — Sat, 20 Sep 2014 10:00:00 -0700

The Last Word In Elegant Defecation Experience

jackjohn — Tue, 28 Jun 2011 11:00:00 -0700

Gotta Go Revolt, Be Back Later

stephenwood51 — Fri, 24 Jan 2014 06:00:00 -0800

Nay, I is be Proud for to My English

adamdomer — Mon, 22 Apr 2013 08:00:00 -0700

This Is a Fairly Accurate Representation of My Attention Span

jackjohn — Wed, 07 Sep 2011 12:00:00 -0700

Well, shoot, since we're on a Pixar roll anyway... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FRJyieYGEI0&feature=player_detailpage

English! DO YOU SPEAK IT!?

Thu, 30 Dec 2010 12:00:00 -0800

Not As Cool As It Sounds

finelytuned — Tue, 13 Mar 2012 10:00:00 -0700

They run a fly dating service?

That One Coworker

theresaburger — Sun, 22 Jun 2014 06:00:00 -0700

More Important Than a Chair

theresaburger — Fri, 10 Oct 2014 06:00:00 -0700