<?xml version="1.0" encoding="utf-8"?><rss xmlns:a10="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" version="2.0"><channel xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/" xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/" xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/"><title>Monday Thru Friday</title><link>https://failblog.cheezburger.com/work</link><description>Failing in the Workplace</description><language>en</language><lastBuildDate>Thu, 18 Jun 2026 17:05:41 Z</lastBuildDate><generator>cheezburger.com</generator><image><url>https://i.chzbgr.com/s/unversioned/images/logos/FailBlog_ol.png</url><title>Monday Thru Friday</title><link>https://failblog.cheezburger.com/work</link></image><item><guid isPermaLink="true">https://cheezburger.com/3418857472/trash-is-trash-after-all</guid><link>https://cheezburger.com/3418857472/trash-is-trash-after-all</link><a10:author><a10:name>FrankieDudeUltimate</a10:name></a10:author><category>basic instructions</category><category>boredom</category><category>cubicle 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By bosses, we mean those folks that seem like they have certain skills just maxed out at 100. Or, a real life boss moment could be when someone escalates an otherwise calm and docile environment into a completely chaotic, adrenaline-charged mess of a moment. Like those two bros that came in brandishing a 2222-card Yugioh deck. Talk about an eternal game with no end in sight.&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;These moments were captured and posted to Reddit's r/Bossfight subreddit and include an array of gems like a guy who claims he can chop anything (anything from "wood" to "strong wood") or an extremely judgmental-looking snake. You have to hand it to the people of Reddit for finding this diverse array of content. Who knew that among the real life bosses of the world, there would be something for everyone? Keep scrolling below to take a look!&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><pubDate>Wed, 10 Feb 2021 04:00:00 -0800</pubDate><a10:link href="https://cheezburger.com/13544197/times-real-life-boss-fight-moments-occurred" /><a10:updated>2021-02-10T04:00:00-08:00</a10:updated><media:thumbnail url="https://i.chzbgr.com/thumb1200/13544197/h7E328650/guy-brought-2222-card-yugioh-deck-national-tournament-demonstrate-why-game-needed-deck-size-limit" /><dc:creator>mattstaff</dc:creator></item><item><guid isPermaLink="true">https://cheezburger.com/8110545920/put-this-over-your-desk</guid><link>https://cheezburger.com/8110545920/put-this-over-your-desk</link><a10:author><a10:name>theresaburger</a10:name></a10:author><category>monday thru friday</category><category>sign</category><category>work</category><category>Office</category><title>Put This Over Your Desk</title><description /><pubDate>Tue, 18 Mar 2014 06:00:00 -0700</pubDate><a10:link href="https://cheezburger.com/8110545920/put-this-over-your-desk" /><a10:updated>2014-03-18T06:00:00-07:00</a10:updated><media:thumbnail url="https://i.chzbgr.com/original/8110545920/h72312517/monday-thru-friday-sign-work-office-8110545920" /><dc:creator>theresaburger</dc:creator></item><item><guid isPermaLink="true">https://cheezburger.com/4523081984/music-explained-to-you-through-graphs</guid><link>https://cheezburger.com/4523081984/music-explained-to-you-through-graphs</link><a10:author><a10:name>jackjohn</a10:name></a10:author><category>graph</category><category>whiteboard</category><title>Music Explained to You Through Graphs</title><description>&lt;img alt="job fails - meatloaf" title="job fails - meatloaf" src="http://images.cheezburger.com/completestore/2011/3/4/f5f3aab1-48f7-4c84-8c73-9ea7e98ad34b.jpg" /&gt;</description><pubDate>Fri, 10 Jun 2011 09:00:00 -0700</pubDate><a10:link href="https://cheezburger.com/4523081984/music-explained-to-you-through-graphs" /><a10:updated>2011-06-10T09:00:00-07:00</a10:updated><media:thumbnail url="https://i.chzbgr.com/original/4523081984/hBC6A0F89/graph-image-whiteboard-4523081984" /><dc:creator>jackjohn</dc:creator></item><item><guid isPermaLink="true">https://cheezburger.com/82566401/eat-fresh-of-the-day-subway-worker-zaps-bugs-over-top-of-food-gets-caught-on-video</guid><link>https://cheezburger.com/82566401/eat-fresh-of-the-day-subway-worker-zaps-bugs-over-top-of-food-gets-caught-on-video</link><a10:author><a10:name>blucher</a10:name></a10:author><category>bugs</category><category>facebook</category><category>Subway</category><title>Eat Fresh of the Day: Subway Worker Zaps Bugs Over Top of Food, Gets Caught on Video</title><description>&lt;br&gt;
A basic white guy walked into a Subway restaurant and saw a worker using a bug zapper over the food bins to kill some gnats, so he took freaked out, took a video, and alerted the health department. &lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;
The 55-second video of the incident was made by Justin Clemons at the Subway restaurant, on the way back from golfing with his young son. Clemons is also advertising the licensing of the video on Facebook.
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&lt;br&gt;Subway responded after Clemons got over 14,000 views on his Facebook page, which he really enjoyed: &lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;
&lt;img src="https://i.chzbgr.com/full/8976416000/h8EC4116D/"&gt;
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Subway corporate gave the news their official statement for the &lt;a href="http://wishtv.com/2016/09/13/subway-closes-for-the-day-after-bug-zapping-video-surfaces/" target="_blank"&gt;news&lt;/a&gt; too: &lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;
&lt;img src="https://i.chzbgr.com/full/8976413440/hC7BCBB80/"&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;
They threw out all the food in the store and admonished the clerk, who, as far as we know now, didn't lose his job from all the bug killing. &lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;
The jury is out on whether the food bins were closed when the zapping occurred, but the news says the gnats came from spoiled fruit or a drain in the floor, both of which seems kind of gross.&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;
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</description><pubDate>Fri, 16 Sep 2016 05:00:00 -0700</pubDate><a10:link href="https://cheezburger.com/82566401/eat-fresh-of-the-day-subway-worker-zaps-bugs-over-top-of-food-gets-caught-on-video" /><a10:updated>2016-09-16T05:00:00-07:00</a10:updated><media:thumbnail url="https://i.chzbgr.com/full/82566401/h9D1E7E98/1/bugs-facebook-subway-82566401" /><dc:creator>blucher</dc:creator></item><item><guid isPermaLink="true">https://cheezburger.com/7876689920/everyone-agrees-its-certainly-a-beverage</guid><link>https://cheezburger.com/7876689920/everyone-agrees-its-certainly-a-beverage</link><a10:author><a10:name>stephenwood51</a10:name></a10:author><category>advertising</category><category>drinks</category><title>Everyone Agrees: It's Certainly a Beverage!</title><description /><pubDate>Fri, 01 Nov 2013 08:00:00 -0700</pubDate><a10:link href="https://cheezburger.com/7876689920/everyone-agrees-its-certainly-a-beverage" /><a10:updated>2013-11-01T08:00:00-07:00</a10:updated><media:thumbnail url="https://i.chzbgr.com/original/7876689920/hFA6C6CBE/advertising-drinks-7876689920" /><dc:creator>stephenwood51</dc:creator></item><item><guid isPermaLink="true">https://cheezburger.com/5764108288/just-wait-until-you-get-to-the-boss-level</guid><link>https://cheezburger.com/5764108288/just-wait-until-you-get-to-the-boss-level</link><a10:author><a10:name>NickCB</a10:name></a10:author><category>bathroom humor</category><category>toilets</category><title>Just wait until you get to the boss level</title><description>It's even worse with the seat down. </description><pubDate>Wed, 01 Feb 2012 14:00:00 -0800</pubDate><a10:link href="https://cheezburger.com/5764108288/just-wait-until-you-get-to-the-boss-level" /><a10:updated>2012-02-01T14:00:00-08:00</a10:updated><media:thumbnail url="https://i.chzbgr.com/original/5764108288/hE6A514C8/bathroom-humor-image-toilets-5764108288" /><dc:creator>NickCB</dc:creator></item><item><guid isPermaLink="true">https://cheezburger.com/5149081088/imprisoned-in-retail</guid><link>https://cheezburger.com/5149081088/imprisoned-in-retail</link><a10:author><a10:name>jackjohn</a10:name></a10:author><category>help</category><category>receipt</category><category>trapped</category><title>Imprisoned in Retail</title><description /><pubDate>Sat, 03 Sep 2011 12:00:00 -0700</pubDate><a10:link href="https://cheezburger.com/5149081088/imprisoned-in-retail" /><a10:updated>2011-09-03T12:00:00-07:00</a10:updated><media:thumbnail url="https://i.chzbgr.com/original/5149081088/h5DBE50F4/help-image-receipt-trapped-5149081088" /><dc:creator>jackjohn</dc:creator></item><item><guid isPermaLink="true">https://cheezburger.com/5244111872/parker-going-for-the-extra-point</guid><link>https://cheezburger.com/5244111872/parker-going-for-the-extra-point</link><a10:author><a10:name>jackjohn</a10:name></a10:author><category>arts and crafts</category><category>football</category><category>Spider-Man</category><title>Parker Going for the Extra Point</title><description>Foooooooooootball. Sunday. Football. America.</description><pubDate>Sun, 02 Oct 2011 06:00:00 -0700</pubDate><a10:link href="https://cheezburger.com/5244111872/parker-going-for-the-extra-point" /><a10:updated>2011-10-02T06:00:00-07:00</a10:updated><media:thumbnail url="https://i.chzbgr.com/original/5244111872/h2D97E867/arts-and-crafts-football-image-spider-man-5244111872" /><dc:creator>jackjohn</dc:creator></item><item><guid isPermaLink="true">https://cheezburger.com/5954104064/time-to-pull-out-the-instruction-manual</guid><link>https://cheezburger.com/5954104064/time-to-pull-out-the-instruction-manual</link><a10:author><a10:name>ricky_cheezburger</a10:name></a10:author><title>Time To Pull Out The Instruction Manual</title><description>For rebooting, turn to page 1,256.</description><pubDate>Sun, 24 May 2015 07:00:00 -0700</pubDate><a10:link href="https://cheezburger.com/5954104064/time-to-pull-out-the-instruction-manual" /><a10:updated>2015-05-24T07:00:00-07:00</a10:updated><media:thumbnail url="https://i.chzbgr.com/original/5954104064/h11FD37F6/image-5954104064" /><dc:creator>ricky_cheezburger</dc:creator></item><item><guid isPermaLink="true">https://cheezburger.com/8360808960/no-you-apologize</guid><link>https://cheezburger.com/8360808960/no-you-apologize</link><a10:author><a10:name>theresaburger</a10:name></a10:author><category>monday thru friday</category><category>sign</category><category>out of order</category><category>misspelling</category><category>spelling</category><title>No, YOU Apologize!</title><description /><pubDate>Fri, 31 Oct 2014 10:00:00 -0700</pubDate><a10:link href="https://cheezburger.com/8360808960/no-you-apologize" /><a10:updated>2014-10-31T10:00:00-07:00</a10:updated><media:thumbnail url="https://i.chzbgr.com/original/8360808960/h39F03237/monday-thru-friday-sign-out-of-order-misspelling-spelling-8360808960" /><dc:creator>theresaburger</dc:creator></item><item><guid isPermaLink="true">https://cheezburger.com/5024818688/going-on-vacation-soon-no-what-are-you-a-right-winger</guid><link>https://cheezburger.com/5024818688/going-on-vacation-soon-no-what-are-you-a-right-winger</link><a10:author><a10:name>jackjohn</a10:name></a10:author><category>news</category><category>politics</category><category>vacation</category><title>Going on Vacation Soon? No? What Are You, a Right-Winger?</title><description>To a conservative audience (U.S. edition):
Makes sense that those lazy good-for-nothing libs who want the government to do everything for them would take more time off instead of earning more through their own hard work!

To a liberal audience:
Figures that that uptight band of sticks-in-the-mud cons would spend so much time working to earn and hoard their precious blu-ray players and their 51" plasma screen tvs!

~OLJ</description><pubDate>Fri, 29 Jul 2011 08:00:00 -0700</pubDate><a10:link href="https://cheezburger.com/5024818688/going-on-vacation-soon-no-what-are-you-a-right-winger" /><a10:updated>2011-07-29T08:00:00-07:00</a10:updated><media:thumbnail url="https://i.chzbgr.com/original/5024818688/h48C01F93/image-news-politics-vacation-5024818688" /><dc:creator>jackjohn</dc:creator></item><item><guid isPermaLink="true">https://cheezburger.com/4561250304/thought-you-were-on-a-diet</guid><link>https://cheezburger.com/4561250304/thought-you-were-on-a-diet</link><a10:author /><category>diet</category><category>kitchen</category><category>sign</category><category>snack</category><category>soda</category><title>Thought You Were On A Diet...</title><description /><pubDate>Thu, 17 Mar 2011 10:00:00 -0700</pubDate><a10:link href="https://cheezburger.com/4561250304/thought-you-were-on-a-diet" /><a10:updated>2011-03-17T10:00:00-07:00</a10:updated><media:thumbnail url="https://i.chzbgr.com/original/4561250304/h6CB1B449/diet-image-kitchen-sign-snack-soda-4561250304" /></item><item><guid isPermaLink="true">https://cheezburger.com/8209124864/what-every-office-needs</guid><link>https://cheezburger.com/8209124864/what-every-office-needs</link><a10:author><a10:name>theresaburger</a10:name></a10:author><category>monday thru friday</category><category>cell phone</category><category>g rated</category><title>What Every Office Needs</title><description /><pubDate>Tue, 03 Jun 2014 08:00:00 -0700</pubDate><a10:link href="https://cheezburger.com/8209124864/what-every-office-needs" /><a10:updated>2014-06-03T08:00:00-07:00</a10:updated><media:thumbnail url="https://i.chzbgr.com/original/8209124864/h54BCBA33/monday-thru-friday-cell-phone-g-rated-8209124864" /><dc:creator>theresaburger</dc:creator></item><item><guid 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