Monday Thru Friday

And If Impossible is Nothing...

stephenwood51 — Wed, 16 May 2012 14:00:00 -0700

... then that means I can do the impossible!

I Guess That's One Way to Advertise...

stephenwood51 — Fri, 08 Nov 2013 05:00:00 -0800

Nap Rap

chutzell — Wed, 16 Oct 2013 10:05:00 -0700

This is for those people that sleep way too much.

Stack The Memory!

Thu, 09 Dec 2010 11:00:00 -0800

Oddly Specific Business Hours are Oddly Specific

NickCB — Mon, 26 Dec 2011 12:00:00 -0800

From the Marketing Department: I was tired of that pansy looking panther anyway

NickCB — Wed, 01 Feb 2012 06:00:00 -0800

For more of your football fix before Sunday, head on over to The Big Game!

We'll Teach You Anything You Wanna Know!

kristyb — Tue, 26 May 2015 10:00:00 -0700

I Code Like a Bomb

jackjohn — Thu, 22 Sep 2011 11:00:00 -0700

Does this hysteria remind anyone else of Y2K? ~OLJ

Wee Hav De Best Flours

stephenwood51 — Thu, 20 Jun 2013 04:00:00 -0700

And That's How Slogans Are Created

theresaburger — Thu, 22 Jan 2015 04:00:00 -0800

Those Amoeba Feels

stephenwood51 — Wed, 22 Aug 2012 10:00:00 -0700

Do ever think they wonder about stuff? "Why am I here? What's my purpose? Did I lock my keys in my little amoeba car?"

Workplace Translations

Thu, 10 Dec 2015 06:00:00 -0800

Hope You Brought Enough to Share

kristyb — Sat, 30 May 2015 09:00:00 -0700

All in a Day's Work

theresaburger — Wed, 07 Jan 2015 09:30:00 -0800

Yo Carlos! Gimme a Number 5 With Extra Yucateco!

stephenwood51 — Thu, 30 May 2013 05:00:00 -0700

Choo Choo! The Karma Train Has Arrived

chutzell — Thu, 19 Feb 2015 04:00:00 -0800

Hmm, What to Do, What to Do...

stephenwood51 — Fri, 22 Jun 2012 09:00:00 -0700

This News Anchor's Reaction to Holding a Snake is Totally Relatable Because Snakes are Scary

kacerosky — Sun, 16 Oct 2016 02:00:00 -0700

Clean Streets- Sanitation Workers Talk About Their Love of the Job

kristyb — Tue, 05 May 2015 08:00:00 -0700

In this video santiation workers Angelo Bruno and Eddie Nieves talk about what they used to love about the job when they worked together in Manhattan's West Village.

Don't Make Me Sic Bender on You

jackjohn — Mon, 08 Aug 2011 10:00:00 -0700

To Be Fair, Some People Feel That Way About Weddings Too

theresaburger — Mon, 01 Jan 1900 00:00:00 -0800

Hannah Robertson, Age 9, Scolds McDonald's CEO Over Junkfood

stephenwood51 — Fri, 24 May 2013 11:15:00 -0700

- "There are things in life that aren't fair—like when your pet dies. I don't think it's fair when big companies try to trick kids into eating food."

- "It would be nice if you stopped trying to trick kids into wanting to eat your food all the time."

- "Mr. Thompson, don't you want kids to be healthy so they can live a long and healthy life?"

These are direct quotes from Hannah Robertson, a 9-year-old girl who was given the opportunity to speak to McDonald's CEO Don Thompson at McDonald's annual shareholders meeting in Chicago on May 23. Robertson showed up along with her mother, health food blogger Kia Robertson, as part of a contingent from the watchdog group Corporate Accountability National. As soon as Thompson opened up the floor to questions, Robertson was quick on the draw, and stepped up to the mic to ask the hard questions. Thompson's response to Hannah?

"We don't sell junk food."

Presumably, Hannah's response was along the lines of "LOOOOOOOLLLLLL whatevs guy, you expect me to believe that noise? Puh-lease..." If she doesn't follow her mom's path as a food activist, Hannah has a promising career in investigative journalism of her!

A Trend Gone Too Far

theresaburger — Thu, 04 Dec 2014 05:00:00 -0800

I Just Doubled My Salary!

stephenwood51 — Mon, 20 May 2013 04:00:00 -0700

You Sure About That?

NickCB — Fri, 15 Feb 2013 10:00:00 -0800

The Sad Truth

theresaburger — Thu, 05 Feb 2015 08:00:00 -0800

This is What Happens When You Announce Your Child's Birth at Work

theresaburger — Sun, 08 Feb 2015 05:00:00 -0800

I Find Your Lack of Rolls Disturbing

jackjohn — Tue, 12 Jul 2011 11:00:00 -0700

Now just put some blue squares on the soap dispenser and you've got yourself an R2-D2

Your New Wallpaper

Thu, 28 May 2015 07:00:00 -0700

http://www.flickr.com/photos/burtgummer/4266149702/sizes/o/in/photostream/

Untitled

FrankieDudeUltimate — Tue, 02 Mar 2010 08:21:16 -0800

I'll Show Ya Where You Can Put Your Resume

adamdomer — Tue, 02 Apr 2013 12:00:00 -0700

Untitled

Tahoma525 — Thu, 19 Aug 2010 16:00:24 -0700

OPEN THE FLOODGATES!

stephenwood51 — Sun, 15 Mar 2015 08:00:00 -0700

Post-It Art Goes Marching On

jackjohn — Mon, 29 Aug 2011 10:00:00 -0700

Someone made this in his bedroom after an "endless search for black post-its" (I know some of us were perplexed by the black post-its in the last post-it art that we, uh, posted). ...and for your further enjoyment, here's another mosaic from Ubisoft's ongoing roll.

But Who Does That Leave?

theresaburger — Thu, 17 Jul 2014 06:00:00 -0700

Four Tenants Refuse to Leave Apartment Building, Get a Special Surprise From the Government

stephenwood51 — Tue, 27 Nov 2012 10:00:00 -0800

Urban planners in Wenling, China wanted to demolish this old apartment building to make room for a new highway to the local train station. However, four residents of the building said the Chinese version of "screw that noise" and stayed put in their home. In a stunning display of douchebaggery, the city council went ahead and built the highway anyway... completely surrounding the building in question. Yeah, the whole "People's" part of the name "People's Republic of China" is a little fuzzy here.

Canada May Be the "Great White North," But Alaska is the "Great Weird North"

stephenwood51 — Wed, 02 Oct 2013 05:00:00 -0700

We Deal With It in a Serious Way is How We Deal With It

stephenwood51 — Wed, 26 Jun 2013 05:00:00 -0700

Untitled

Tahoma525 — Sun, 22 Aug 2010 10:40:36 -0700

This Wi-Fi Network Knows Its Rights

stephenwood51 — Mon, 12 Aug 2013 05:00:00 -0700

Please Hold, a Technician Will Be With You Shortly

jackjohn — Thu, 11 Aug 2011 13:00:00 -0700

Time to go home.

The Other Ones Will Just Be For Giving Them False Hope

stephenwood51 — Sun, 03 May 2015 09:00:00 -0700

All Others Will Undergo the Necessary Conversion

theresaburger — Tue, 16 Sep 2014 06:00:00 -0700

If He's Selling Weapons, You Should Probably Buy Life Insurance

Tahoma525 — Thu, 21 Apr 2011 12:01:00 -0700

In This Corner, We Have Big Corporations!

stephenwood51 — Fri, 13 Apr 2012 16:10:00 -0700

And in this corner, we have... Mr. Rogers?

Beefing Up Business

stephenwood51 — Wed, 06 Jun 2012 16:00:00 -0700

One Can of ???, Please!

stephenwood51 — Wed, 13 Jun 2012 12:00:00 -0700

"How much for it, though?" ??? Dollars "Wat."

Listen man, we've all had the fantasy. Just don't a) tell people about it, and b) actually do it.

NickCB — Thu, 08 Dec 2011 12:54:00 -0800

Where Did All the Rubber Bands Go, Paul?

theresaburger — Thu, 05 Feb 2015 06:00:00 -0800

Disregard Haters, Acquire Profit

stephenwood51 — Fri, 12 Oct 2012 08:00:00 -0700

"Boldness and decision command, often even in evil, the respect and concurrence of mankind." -- Robert Dale Owen