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        <title>Oh Shit! Supreme Court will rule of "fleeting" expletives...</title>
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        <summary>From ARS TECHNICA Supreme Court to hear FCC f-bomb appeal on Election Day By Matthew Lasar | Published: October 06, 2008 - 10:25PM CT On Tuesday, November 4, while millions of Americans cast their ballots in one of the most...</summary>
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<div xmlns="http://www.w3.org/1999/xhtml"><p>From ARS TECHNICA</p>

<p>Supreme Court to hear FCC f-bomb appeal on Election Day</p>

<p>By Matthew Lasar | Published: October 06, 2008 - 10:25PM CT</p>

<p>On Tuesday, November 4, while millions of Americans cast their ballots in one of the most important presidential elections in United States history, there's a good chance that more than a few cuss words will be exclaimed in and out of voting booths. How appropriate, then, that the Supreme Court will hear oral arguments for FCC vs. Fox Television Stations on that very day. The case will decide whether "fleeting expletives"—potty talk said on the fly—can be broadcast on television and radio.<br />
Related Stories</p>

<p> * Unpacking the DoJ defense of the FCC's fleeting f-bomb policy<br />
 * Interest groups to FCC: "Save the Red Lion!"</p>

<p>Specifically, the high court will consider (PDF) whether New York's Second Circuit Court of Appeals "erred" in whacking an FCC decision to sanction obscene and indecent language "when the expletives are not repeated."</p>

<p>To quickly recap: In 2006 the FCC cited Fox Television for its broadcasts of Cher and Nicole Richie peppering their prose with "fuck," "fucking," and "shit," during the 2002 and 2003 editions of the Billboard Music Awards. This was a new policy, because the dirty words in question had been said rather quickly, and had not been repeated, thus their being called "fleeting expletives." But several years earlier, following Bono's famous declaration at the Golden Globes Awards ("this is really, really fucking brilliant"), the FCC had warned that now, even this level of nasty talk would be considered indecent.</p>

<p>Fox took the matter to the Second Circuit Court of Appeals, whose majority agreed in June of last year that the Commission had not adequately explained why it had abandoned its earlier tolerance for one-time-only cuss words. This violated the Administrative Procedures Act's prohibition against "arbitrary and capricious" behavior by government agencies, the court ruled. The FCC then appealed the decision to the Supremes, who will consider the question as Barack, John, Sarah, and Joe wage the Final Battle.<br />
A terrible mistake</p>

<p>The New York Times mentioned this impending First Amendment showdown in its editorial page on Monday, arguing that the FCC's new policy punishes free speech. "We hope the court sides with the broadcasters," the Times concluded.</p>

<p>Three former Commission Chairs have weighed in on the matter, albeit one indirectly. In early August, Newton Minow and Mark Fowler (Kennedy and Reagan guys, respectively) sent an amici curiae brief to the court, begging the Supremes to put the kabosh on what they call the FCC's "Victorian crusade." "The indecency controls that began as a limited tool for reining in a small number of provocative broadcast personalities and irresponsible licensees have become a rallying cry for a revival of Nineteenth Century Comstockery," they wrote.</p>

<p>More recently, FCC Chair Kevin Martin's immediate predecessor Michael Powell said that he now regrets having approved the decision to declare Bono's comments indecent. "It was a terrible mistake and I voted for it," Powell said at a forum on the Commission held in mid-September.<br />
Wahhhh! Holy [bleep]!</p>

<p>An assortment of pro-decency groups have filed amicus curiae briefs with the Supreme Court on this case, including the Parents Television Council, which continues to pursue fleeting expletive scofflaws with great passion. The PTC's latest crusade involves getting the FCC to sanction NBC after a skydiver on the Today Show used a bad word to describe one of his less successful exploits. On September 11, host Matt Lauer asked daredevil Hans Lange what his reaction was to crash-parachuting into a mountain wall from thousands of feet in the air. "I was pretty angry with myself," Lange replied. "I was like... wahhhh! Holy shit!"</p>

<p>The PTC is urging its members to complain to the FCC about this blunder (the s-word, not the crash). "We condemn NBC for its arrogance in choosing not to bleep this profanity, and for its arrogance in choosing not to apologize to its viewers, many of whom included children," PTC President Tim Winter declared.</p>

<p>As is frequently the case, the PTC has provided the public with a Web form with which to lodge a complaint about the show. The link to the form advises readers that: "If you live in the Eastern Time zone, click here to file a formal indecency complaint with the FCC." The program was broadcast in the 7 am hour, eastern daylight time. Note that it does not say, "If you saw this program in the Eastern Time zone, click here..."</p>

<p>Ars Technica e-mailed a representative of the PTC asking whether it was appropriate to encourage people who may not have viewed the program to file complaints about it. We also asked how this Today Show episode harms TV watchers, especially those who did not see the interview. We received no reply.</p></div>
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        <title>Lil' O'Reilly</title>
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        <title>Buy a bigger shovel...</title>
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        <summary>Man charged with dumping silicone girlfriend 17 Sep 2008 Breaking up is hard to do, and few know this better than a lifelike sex doll owner who Shizuoka police have charged with illegal dumping. On August 21, the 60-year-old unemployed...</summary>
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<p>Breaking up is hard to do, and few know this better than a lifelike
sex doll owner who Shizuoka police have charged with illegal dumping. </p>
<p>On August 21, the 60-year-old unemployed resident of Izu (Shizuoka
prefecture) wrapped his 1.7-meter tall, 50-kilogram silicone girlfriend
in a sleeping bag, drove to a remote wooded area, and dumped her. A
nice, clean break, he thought. </p>
<p>But nearly two weeks later, on September 1, a couple alerted police
after discovering what appeared to be a corpse while walking their dog.
The body had been wrapped in a bag and bound around the neck, waist and
ankles. A head of black hair protruded from one end of the bag.</p>
<p>Police retrieved the body and immediately launched a criminal
investigation. But several hours later, when forensic pathologists
began to unwrap the “corpse” to perform the post-mortem, they realized
it was actually a state-of-the-art sex doll. Seeing themselves as
victims of a malicious prank, the authorities vowed to track down the
perpetrator and charge him with interfering with police business. </p>
<p>The incident quickly captured the attention of the national (and <a href="http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2008/sep/02/japan2">international</a>) press. After seeing the news reports, the culprit realized the trouble he had caused and contacted police on September 6. </p>
<p>According to investigators, the man had lived with the sophisticated
doll for several years after his wife passed away, but decided to part
with her after making plans to move in with one of his children. “It
seems he grew attached to the doll over the years,” said the chief
investigator. “He was confused about how to get rid of her. He thought
it would be cruel to cut her up into pieces and throw her out with the
trash, so he proceeded to dump her illegally.” </p>
<p>The man, who regrets his lifelike doll was mistaken for a corpse, now faces fines for violating Japan’s Waste Management Law. </p>
<p>[Source: <a href="http://www.zakzak.co.jp/top/200809/t2008091629_all.html">ZAKZAK</a>, <a href="http://www.yomiuri.co.jp/e-japan/shizuoka/news/20080917-OYT8T00354.htm">Yomiuri</a>]</p></div>
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        <title>What the Frak?</title>
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        <summary>What the `frak'? Faux curse seeping into language By CHRIS TALBOTT, Associated Press Writer NEW YORK - Lee Goldberg thinks Glen A. Larson is a genius, and not because the prolific television writer and producer gave us "Knight Rider" and...</summary>
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<div xmlns="http://www.w3.org/1999/xhtml"><h1>What the `frak'? Faux curse seeping into language        </h1>

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            NEW YORK - <span class="yshortcuts" id="lw_1220370391_0">Lee Goldberg</span> thinks Glen A. Larson is a genius, and not because the prolific television writer and producer gave us "<span class="yshortcuts" id="lw_1220370391_1" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed #0066cc; cursor: pointer;">Knight Rider</span>" and "B.J. and the Bear."</p>            <p>It was Larson who first used the faux <span class="yshortcuts" id="lw_1220370391_2" style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%; cursor: pointer; -moz-background-clip: -moz-initial; -moz-background-origin: -moz-initial; -moz-background-inline-policy: -moz-initial;">curse word</span>
"frak" in the original "Battlestar Galactica." The word was mostly
overlooked back in the '70s series but is working its way into popular
vocabulary as SciFi's modern update winds down production.</p>
<p>"All joking aside, say what you will about what you might call the
lowbrow nature of many of his shows, he did something truly amazing and
subversive, up there with what <span class="yshortcuts" id="lw_1220370391_3">Steven Bochco</span> gets credit for, with 'frak,'" Goldberg said.</p>
<p>There's no question what the word stands for and it's used gleefully, as many as 20 times in some episodes.</p>
<p>"And he was saying it 30 years ago in the original goofy, god-awful
'Battlestar Galactica,'" said Goldberg, a television writer and
novelist whose credits include "Monk" and "<span class="yshortcuts" id="lw_1220370391_4">Diagnosis Murder</span>."</p>
<p>The word is showing up everywhere — on T-shirts, in sit-coms, best-selling novels and regular conversation.</p>
<p>"I have to start by saying that I'm drinking coffee out of a mug
that says 'frak off' on the side of it, so much has it seeped into my
life," "Galactica" star <span class="yshortcuts" id="lw_1220370391_5" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed #0066cc; cursor: pointer;">Jamie Bamber</span> said.</p>
<p>The word is insinuating its way into popular vocabulary for a simple reason.</p>
<p>You can't get in trouble. It's a made-up word.</p>
<p>"It may have been the <span class="yshortcuts" id="lw_1220370391_6">great George Carlin</span>
who talked about these things so cleverly," Larson said. "He'd say,
'Mother would say shoot, but she meant ... when she reached in and
burned her fingers on the crocker.' And the child says, 'I know what
you meant mom.'"</p>
<p>The word has slipped the bonds that tethered other pretenders like Mork's "shazbot" in "<span class="yshortcuts" id="lw_1220370391_7" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed #0066cc; cursor: pointer;">Mork &amp; Mindy</span>"
or Col. Sherman T. Potter's "horse hockey" in "M.A.S.H." Its usage has
moved from the small but fervent group of "Galactica" fans into
everyday language. It's shown up in very mainstream shows like "The
Office," "Gossip Girl" and "Scrubs." One <a href="http://us.rd.yahoo.com/dailynews/ap/ap_en_tv/storytext/tv_what_the_frak/28923310/SIG=10psi9dkb/*http://www.youtube.com/"><span class="yshortcuts" id="lw_1220370391_8">YouTube</span></a> posting has 2 minutes of sound bites that cover the gamut.</p>
<p>"I'm in my own little cocoon of science fictiondom, but it is
certainly used around here and amongst the people I know," said Irene
Gallo, art director at the sci-fi imprint Tor Books where employees
held a "frak party" to watch the season premiere. "It's sort of a way
to be able to use a <span class="yshortcuts" id="lw_1220370391_9" style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%; cursor: pointer; -moz-background-clip: -moz-initial; -moz-background-origin: -moz-initial; -moz-background-inline-policy: -moz-initial;">four-letter word</span> without really getting into any kind of HR trouble or with people you're really not quite comfortable being yourself with."</p>
<p>The word has even appeared in the funny pages where Dilbert muttered
a disconsolate "frack" — the original spelling before producers of the
current show changed it to a four-letter word — after a particularly
dumb order from his evil twit of a boss.</p>
<p>"Dilbert" creator Scott Adams calls the word "pure genius."</p>
<p>"At first I thought 'frak' was too contrived and it bothered me to
hear it," Adams said. "Over time it merged in my mind with its coarser
cousin and totally worked. The creators ingeniously found a way to make
viewers curse in their own heads — you tend to translate the word — and
yet the show is not profane."</p>
<p>Best-selling novelist <span class="yshortcuts" id="lw_1220370391_10">Robert Crais</span>
slips the word into the prologue of his latest Elvis Cole mystery,
"Chasing Darkness." He did it because "Galactica" is his favorite show,
like calling out in the wilderness to his fellow fans. But he sees the
word popping up everywhere, even among those who have never watched the
show.</p>
<p>"It's viral, it spreads like a virus," Crais said. "That first wave
of people who use it are all fans. They use it because they're tickled
by it and like me they're paying an homage to the show. When they're
using it, they're probably doing it with a sly wink. But as it gets
heard and people use it, it spreads."</p>
<p>The re-imagined "Battlestar Galactica" tells the story of the human survivors of a war with a robotic race known as the <span class="yshortcuts" id="lw_1220370391_11">Cylons</span>.
Fewer than 40,000 humans remain in a ragtag fleet being pursued across
space by the Cylons, who wiped out the 12 colonies in a surprise
nuclear holocaust.
</p><p>
Their destination is the mythical planet Earth, a legend passed down in <span class="yshortcuts" id="lw_1220370391_12">religious texts</span>. Shooting wrapped in July and the final 10 episodes will appear beginning in January.
</p><p>Larson, one of television's most prolific and successful
writers, doesn't much care for the new series. He used "frack" and its
cousin "feldergarb" as alternates for <span class="yshortcuts" id="lw_1220370391_13">curse words</span>
because the original "Battlestar" was family friendly and appeared on
Sunday nights. The words fit in with his philosophy that while the show
was about humans, it shouldn't have an Earthly feel.
</p><p>In what he said was his first interview about the series,
Larson says there were no red fire extinguishers on his Battlestar
Galactica and characters wore original costumes, not suits and ties.
</p><p>"Our point was to whenever possible make it a departure like
you're visiting somewhere else," Larson said. "And we did coin certain
phrases for use in expletive situations, but we tried to carry that
over into a lot of other stuff, even push brooms and the coin of the
realm."
</p><p>When new series producer Ron Moore first introduced "frak" in
early scripts, Bamber said the actors were dubious. But as writers
expanded its use, they caught on to the possibilities.
</p><p>"I mean why are we not offended by `frak' because it means
exactly the same thing as the other thing?" said Bamber, who plays
fighter pilot-turned-president Lee "Apollo" Adama. "So it raises
questions about language and why certain words are offensive. Is it
their meaning? ... Clearly it's not their meaning. Clearly it's
literally their sound."
</p><p>
Co-executive producer and writer Michael Angeli, an <span class="yshortcuts" id="lw_1220370391_14" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed #0066cc; cursor: pointer;">Emmy nominee</span> for the episode "Six of One," said <span class="yshortcuts" id="lw_1220370391_15">using the word</span> in scripts is satisfying for anyone who's been censored over the years.
</p><p>"It's a great way to do something naughty and get away with it,"
Angeli said. "One of the things that television shows do constantly is
they battle with Standards and Practices over what can be seen and what
can't be seen, what can be said and what can't be said.
</p><p>"A lot of our characters are soldiers. That whole sort of view
and that subculture, that's how they speak. They're rough and tumble,
and they're bawdy and they swear."
</p><p>
He said producers have gotten no complaints from SciFi owner <span class="yshortcuts" id="lw_1220370391_16">NBC Universal</span> or the Federal Communications Commission.
</p><p>Goldberg believes Larson should get more credit for "frak" and
has posted an appreciation on his Web site. He even sought out Larson
to let him know how he feels: "I told him, 'Frak is fraking brilliant,
Glen.'"
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        <title>Sometimes the Devil gets his way...</title>
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        <title>'Nuff said...</title>
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        <published>2008-08-15T18:24:28-07:00</published>
        <updated>2008-08-15T18:24:52-07:00</updated>
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            <name>Steve Anderson</name>
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        <title>This Week in Unnecessary Censorship</title>
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        <published>2008-08-15T15:38:56-07:00</published>
        <updated>2008-08-15T15:38:56-07:00</updated>
        <summary>See more funny videos at Funny or Die</summary>
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            <name>Steve Anderson</name>
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        <published>2008-08-13T09:22:47-07:00</published>
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            <name>Steve Anderson</name>
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        <published>2008-07-10T15:08:28-07:00</published>
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            <name>Steve Anderson</name>
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        <title>Bert and Ernie + Gangsta Rap = Awesomeness</title>
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        <id>tag:typepad.com,2003:post-52366734</id>
        <published>2008-07-07T13:53:43-07:00</published>
        <updated>2008-07-07T14:10:48-07:00</updated>
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        <author>
            <name>Steve Anderson</name>
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        <title>More Fuck in the News!</title>
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        <published>2008-07-01T11:33:47-07:00</published>
        <updated>2008-07-03T08:31:33-07:00</updated>
        <summary>N.M. court refuses obscene name changeBy DEBORAH BAKER (Associated Press Writer)From Associated PressJune 27, 2008 11:13 PM EDTSANTA FE, N.M. - A New Mexico appeals court on Friday ruled against a Los Alamos man who wanted to change his name...</summary>
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&lt;div xmlns="http://www.w3.org/1999/xhtml"&gt;&lt;p&gt;N.M. court refuses obscene name change&lt;br&gt;By DEBORAH BAKER (Associated Press Writer)&lt;br&gt;From Associated Press&lt;br&gt;June 27, 2008 11:13 PM EDT&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;SANTA FE, N.M. - A New Mexico appeals court on Friday ruled against a Los Alamos man who wanted to change his name to a phrase containing a popular four-letter obscenity.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;The man appealed after a state district judge in Bernalillo County refused his request to change his name to "F--- Censorship!"&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Judge Nan Nash ruled that the proposed name change was "obscene, offensive and would not comport with common decency."&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;The man - whose current legal name is Variable - argued on appeal that it was improper government censorship to deny him the name change.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;"We do not believe that the district court's action infringes on petitioner's right to free speech," a three-judge panel of the Court of Appeals said in its ruling.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;The man has the right to call himself whatever he wants, unless there's fraud or misrepresentation involved, the judges said.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;But once he seeks court approval for a name change, the court has the authority to turn him down on several grounds, including if the name is offensive to common decency and good taste, the judges ruled.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;That law was clarified in a 2004 case in the same court that apparently involved the same petitioner. In that case, an Albuquerque man whose name was Snaphappy Fishsuit Mokiligon got the go-ahead from the appeals court to change his name to Variable. &lt;/p&gt;&lt;/div&gt;
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        <title>Fuck in the News!</title>
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        <id>tag:typepad.com,2003:post-52125348</id>
        <published>2008-07-01T11:33:00-07:00</published>
        <updated>2008-07-01T11:33:00-07:00</updated>
        <summary>LONDON (AP) -- A British high school student received credit for writing nothing but a two-word obscenity on an exam paper because the phrase expressed meaning and was spelled correctly.The Times newspaper on Monday quoted examiner Peter Buckroyd as saying...</summary>
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<div xmlns="http://www.w3.org/1999/xhtml"><p>LONDON (AP) -- A British high school student received credit for writing nothing but a two-word obscenity on an exam paper because the phrase expressed meaning and was spelled correctly.</p><p>The Times newspaper on Monday quoted examiner Peter Buckroyd as saying he gave the student - who wrote an expletive starting with f, followed by the word "off" - two points out of a possible 27 for the English paper.</p><p>"It would be wicked to give it zero because it does show some very basic skills we are looking for, like conveying some meaning and some spelling," Buckroyd was quoted as saying.</p><p>"It's better than someone that doesn't write anything at all."</p><p>Buckroyd said the student would have received a higher mark if the phrase had been punctuated.</p><p>Buckroyd is a senior examiner for the Assessment and Qualifications Alliance, one of several bodies that grade British high school exams.</p><p>He said the expletive was used in 2006 by a student in response to the question: "Describe the room you are sitting in."</p><p>The alliance confirmed the newspaper's story was accurate, but said Buckroyd's decision to award the student marks was not official policy.</p></div>
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        <title>Elmo's lost audition tape for the film "Casino." With Robert DeNiro.</title>
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        <id>tag:typepad.com,2003:post-50833966</id>
        <published>2008-06-04T15:43:53-07:00</published>
        <updated>2008-06-04T15:43:54-07:00</updated>
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            <name>Steve Anderson</name>
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