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Once Upon a Time, Eric Northman Wasn't Sexy

2011-07-07T20:40:00.000-07:00

Meanwhile, in Panty Land

2011-07-07T20:32:00.000-07:00

Shocking advertisement for Always maxi pads crosses the decency line, and implies that we women have BLOOD come out of our VAGINAS every month. I, for one, have light blue liquid carefully leave my body at my leisure. Also - I don't poop or fart.

Source via The Frisky

I Came Out of Retirement to Post This

2011-07-07T20:27:00.000-07:00

Guy injects chicken nuggets with sauce.

It made me hungry, so I thought it was notable.

Source via The Frisky

Pete Campbell's Bitch Face

2010-09-04T07:47:00.000-07:00

http://petecampbellsbitchface.tumblr.com/

It's exactly what it sounds like, Mad Men fans. A website that collects screen caps of the biggest prick in the office doing his best stink eye.

Deep Fried Beer

2010-09-04T07:43:00.000-07:00

It comes in the form of ravioli, and yes - you can get drunk from eating it.

Shockingly, this food was invented in Texas. (Go big or go home. Or the doctor, immediately)

Source (Via Lemondrop)

Fairy Tale Homes (Literally)

2010-09-04T07:36:00.000-07:00

This website has over forty examples of fairy tale homes all over the world. Including, below: Park Guell in Barcelona, Hansel and Gretel's house, and two unidentified ones.

I want to go to there.

I'm Back...

2010-09-01T08:40:00.000-07:00

While not technically back from vacation, I couldn't help but post this video before I got home. I - admittedly - watched in on mute so that my 10 year old nephew wouldn't ask any questions, but the last minute speaks for itself. A shirtless man holding up maxi pads. Which is just about the least sexy thing I've ever seen.

Buying maxi pads or tampons at the store for your girlfriend? Awesome. Helping her pick them out? NO.

2010-08-20T16:17:00.000-07:00

Okay, so yeah, he's a total wackadoo, this guy. But I kind of like him - he's very enthusiastic, and I really want to believe everything he says. Plus, his brand of imagination isn't political and doesn't contribute to the ignorance and intolerance of our country.
So carry on, weird-man-with-a-possible-elf-fetish. Carry on.

Vintage Books For Boys

2010-08-20T16:09:00.000-07:00

Click to enlarge the recipe, but the title should tell you everything you need to know: "Raw Carrot Sticks." And the "recipe" involves freezing them. I'm surprised the authors took the huge leap of putting the boy on the cover of the book frying eggs. I mean, that looks way too hard.

Guy above in front of the computer? He's playing solitaire.

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Thanks, Guys!

2010-08-20T01:56:00.000-07:00

From aolnews.com: "This is much more than wanting women to go topless," he insisted to AOL News. "It's about equal rights. Why is it OK for men to be topless but not women?

Okay, so maybe there's an agenda behind this dude supporting the cause, but I'm also a pretty cynical gal, and hell, this is a pretty good cause, so power to him and his female counterparts for trying to make this happen!

Because, dudes, sometimes it gets hot, and it's not fair that you assholes get to go shirtless despite having the same nipples we do.

As my dearest says: nipples are not a crime!

Jesus From The Block

2010-08-19T00:55:00.000-07:00

Don't be fooled by the halo that he's got. He's still, he's still Jesus from the block.

More at the source.

No, You Don't Have a Road-Version of Dyslexia

2010-08-18T19:30:00.000-07:00

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You Were Subconsciously Prepped For Perversity From a Young Age...

2010-08-18T19:27:00.001-07:00

...by all the sexual innuendos inserted in cartoons for the benefit of your bored parents.

Or maybe the artists behind "Hey! Arnold" were really bitter about a failed pornography career.

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