The Book of Murdoc https://murdocjones.com/ Ok, Terrific. Tue, 01 Sep 2020 21:04:28 +0000 en-US hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=6.7.2 https://murdocjones.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/04/cropped-the-book-of-murdoc-32x32.jpg The Book of Murdoc https://murdocjones.com/ 32 32 015 – Everyting is fine – Probably? https://murdocjones.com/015-everyting-is-fine-probably/ Fri, 21 Aug 2020 03:31:06 +0000 https://murdocjones.com/?p=248 Summary Remember that BHG song “You Aint Got No Legs?” (See my Spotify Playlist) Took about a month off, thanks for the time Sturgis Rally Recap – And a different perspective on masks The internet knows everything about you – with real life examples All these weird ads I’m seeing on FB: Tantric, Excessive Sweating […]

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Remember that BHG song “You Aint Got No Legs?”

(See my Spotify Playlist)

Took about a month off, thanks for the time

Sturgis Rally Recap – And a different perspective on masks

The internet knows everything about you – with real life examples

All these weird ads I’m seeing on FB: Tantric, Excessive Sweating

How to beat up Nolan Ryan

Story from Alcester! Dog hair pillow

The 7 things you can do with dog hair

I yield to the call center Indians

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]]> 014 – An old episode I’m just posting. Maybe it’s good?! https://murdocjones.com/014-an-old-episode/ Fri, 21 Aug 2020 03:27:22 +0000 https://murdocjones.com/?p=246 Summary some stuff about bourbon. Alice Cooper’s Mustache Watching 2 50 year olds beat each other The trick to fighting crackheads. I remember talking about the Last Dance a bit. Corvette Owners and why we hate all of you Speaking of the problems of the rich… Bezos It sounds exhausting to live in FL Teach […]

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some stuff about bourbon.

Alice Cooper’s Mustache

Watching 2 50 year olds beat each other

The trick to fighting crackheads.

I remember talking about the Last Dance a bit.

Corvette Owners and why we hate all of you

Speaking of the problems of the rich… Bezos

It sounds exhausting to live in FL

Teach Me Something Round 1!

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]]> 013 – The Redneck Pendulum Theory https://murdocjones.com/013-the-redneck-pendulum-theory/ Fri, 24 Jul 2020 01:40:22 +0000 https://murdocjones.com/?p=242 Summary Do we really need buffets? New Diet: Get on TV. The Redneck Pendulum Theory Listening to: Chris Cornell – Patience NEW BIT – Teach me something I don’t know: 605-340-0811. You gotta uninstall TikTok – it’s a real thing. (Note – I had to take the source’s name out of this for good reason, […]

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Do we really need buffets?

New Diet: Get on TV.

The Redneck Pendulum Theory

Listening to: Chris Cornell – Patience

NEW BIT – Teach me something I don’t know: 605-340-0811.

You gotta uninstall TikTok – it’s a real thing.

(Note – I had to take the source’s name out of this for good reason, that’s why you hear the edits)

Pinewood Derby State Champion* update

The sound of getting punched at a UFC event

Fake Mailbag and Advice on the Advice Setup

What to do if your nudes leak

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]]> 012 Who can drink for 468 hours? https://murdocjones.com/012-who-can-drink-for-468-hours/ Fri, 17 Jul 2020 23:11:36 +0000 https://murdocjones.com/?p=240 Summary I made a Spotify playlist if you’re inclined. South Dakota can drink! (But they still can’t comment about it.) Gizzard Talk. Crazy Internet Conspiracy Theory Corner. (hint: Wayfair isn’t selling kids you dopes) Fishbrain is my new social media. What TikTok knows about you. #neckup #leathernecknation Stories from Alcester! (CamelToe edition) Listening to: Billy […]

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I made a Spotify playlist if you’re inclined.

South Dakota can drink!

(But they still can’t comment about it.)

Gizzard Talk. Crazy Internet Conspiracy Theory Corner.

(hint: Wayfair isn’t selling kids you dopes)

Fishbrain is my new social media.

What TikTok knows about you.

#neckup #leathernecknation

Stories from Alcester! (CamelToe edition)

Listening to: Billy Strings and Prof

Tiny beetle backpack cameras.

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]]> 011 Who Wants Some Horse Meat? https://murdocjones.com/011-who-wants-some-horse-meat/ Fri, 17 Jul 2020 23:04:30 +0000 https://murdocjones.com/?p=238 Remember when ‘Side Boob’ was a thing? What else can you do with $500 million? Buying a fraction of a racing horse? Eating Horses? Stories from Alcester – Our 4th class made a parody song about bombing Iraqis. Boy, Is Vaughn Meader F*&%ed. Nobody wants to smell your disgusting lotion, gross. BO Airplane Stories. Marble […]

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]]> Remember when ‘Side Boob’ was a thing?

What else can you do with $500 million?

Buying a fraction of a racing horse? Eating Horses?

Stories from Alcester – Our 4th class made a parody song about bombing Iraqis.

Boy, Is Vaughn Meader F*&%ed.

Nobody wants to smell your disgusting lotion, gross.

BO Airplane Stories. Marble Racing!

Alcester Stories – Performance enhancing pinewood derby races.

Even Stevens!

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]]> 010 – 87% Sure I’m Pretty Sure https://murdocjones.com/010-87-sure-im-pretty-sure/ Mon, 06 Jul 2020 23:58:16 +0000 https://murdocjones.com/?p=233 ​Trump is here and everybody is crazy. The dark web! A dummy explains what it is. I’m pretty sure I’m 87% sure. Giving away hamsters on the internet. New bit: Even Stevens: Fauci and Defund the Police. Leatherneck Nation! Sports to reconsider. Scout abuse advertising is weird. Sign language sexting is coming! Subscribe on: Stitcher, Spotify, Apple Podcasts […]

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]]> ​Trump is here and everybody is crazy. 
The dark web! A dummy explains what it is. I’m pretty sure I’m 87% sure. Giving away hamsters on the internet. New bit: Even Stevens: Fauci and Defund the Police. Leatherneck Nation! Sports to reconsider. Scout abuse advertising is weird. Sign language sexting is coming!

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]]> 009 – Retractions Galore https://murdocjones.com/009-retractions-galore/ Thu, 25 Jun 2020 21:24:27 +0000 https://murdocjones.com/?p=230 Sorry to the racists, my bad. Summary Turns out I was wrong about that noose story and Nascar. My bad. A grown up admits when they are wrong, they don’t change the argument. Mailbag: Hockey, Pitbulls, Bands. Been Listening to: The Kickback, Audiotree Live shows Nobody is coming to blow up Rushmore just calm down. […]

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Summary

Turns out I was wrong about that noose story and Nascar. My bad.

A grown up admits when they are wrong, they don’t change the argument.

Mailbag: Hockey, Pitbulls, Bands.

Been Listening to: The Kickback, Audiotree Live shows

Nobody is coming to blow up Rushmore just calm down.

(although that was a funny tweet, Gov Noem)

Future Bit: Kelsey ReGives Advice!

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]]> 008 – RIP King Ron https://murdocjones.com/008-rip-king-ron/ Thu, 25 Jun 2020 21:21:49 +0000 https://murdocjones.com/?p=228 I know it’s been a little bit. I’ll tell you why. Use your I Feel Statements and maybe just shhhh for a bit. RIP King Ron. You were the best man. Remembering the Sex Talk from your mother Train Graffiti News! The best gizzards in SD? Go. Canned Moose Stories from Alcester: The Rabbits. Then […]

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]]> I know it’s been a little bit. I’ll tell you why.

Use your I Feel Statements and maybe just shhhh for a bit.

RIP King Ron. You were the best man.

Remembering the Sex Talk from your mother

Train Graffiti News!

The best gizzards in SD? Go.

Canned Moose

Stories from Alcester: The Rabbits.

Then it gets pretty boring, good luck.

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]]> Ep 005 – Sec of Animal Naming https://murdocjones.com/ep-005-sec-of-animal-naming/ Sat, 16 May 2020 00:35:39 +0000 https://murdocjones.com/?p=225 Five episodes in – you must like the sound of my voice as much as I do. TEXT THE HOTLINE: 605-340-0811. Best of FB: Bridges vs Trucks in Pierre Covid Music: Astronautalis, Prof, Soulcrate, POS, etc.. (#doomtree) Thanks to Wes back East for the playlist jumpstart. Sidebar: Is The Heartland Panic the best record ever […]

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]]> Five episodes in – you must like the sound of my voice as much as I do.

TEXT THE HOTLINE: 605-340-0811.

Best of FB: Bridges vs Trucks in Pierre

Covid Music: Astronautalis, Prof, Soulcrate, POS, etc..

(#doomtree) Thanks to Wes back East for the playlist jumpstart.

Sidebar: Is The Heartland Panic the best record ever out of SD?

No Trump/CV News: A huge bummer.

How on earth do you leave a gun in your car?

Also don’t be this type of shitty internet person.

What division of government would you allow Trump Jr to run?

I’m a sucker for gag and parody songs, and the best one ever

might be F.I.N.E. from Aerosmith.

What happened to rock and roll. For quite a while.

Wouldn’t a SKA reunion be really great?

One of my favorite things about being a dad, passive aggressive edition.

Top SD bands ever? (I reserve the right to edit)

You will 100% disagree with some of this episode – focus your hate and use the dark side at murdocjones.com. Also subscribe/rate on Apple, Spotify, Stitcher and the rest.

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]]> Ep 4 – In defense of the murder hornet https://murdocjones.com/ep-5-in-defense-of-the-murder-hornet/ Fri, 15 May 2020 23:31:11 +0000 https://murdocjones.com/?p=222 Thanks for listening! The FIRST Story From Alcester! (my home town that was equal parts Rockwell and Redneck). Non Trump/CV NEEEEWWWWWS. (Things you can’t do in IKEA) Defending: The news, murder hornets, the mining company. Not everything is Tiger King, relax. What’s Awesome: Rock Garden Tour and friends. Bad Ads: Robocalls I’m getting. I’m 100% […]

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]]> Thanks for listening!

The FIRST Story From Alcester! (my home town that was equal parts Rockwell and Redneck).

Non Trump/CV NEEEEWWWWWS. (Things you can’t do in IKEA)

Defending: The news, murder hornets, the mining company.

Not everything is Tiger King, relax.

What’s Awesome: Rock Garden Tour and friends.

Bad Ads: Robocalls I’m getting.

I’m 100% pro mask – and 0% double chin.

BONUS Story From Alcester.

MAILBAG: How do we pick our music, old school mix tapes.

FAKE MAILBAG

Subscribe on Apple, Spotify, Stitcher or your favorite player or…

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