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    * When you need to carry a child they will want to walk.
    * When you want them to walk they will want to be carried.
    * When you bring the stroller they will want to walk.
    * When you forget the stroller they will want to ride.
    * The more potential a food has for stains the greater the coverage area when it is hurled by a child.
      Corollary: The more </atom:summary><link>http://murphy-laws-collection.blogspot.com/2010/01/murphys-toddlers-laws.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (George)</author><thr:total>0</thr:total><description>&lt;div class="feedflare"&gt;
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* Being dead right doesn't make you any less dead.
* The largest vehicle always has the right of way.
* You're only pulled over when you were just trying to make the light.
* When there are three other cars on the road, the drivers are drunk and there's not a cop in sight.
* Hotrods are never seen, but often heard.
* You finally save up enough to fix your car and you get fired</atom:summary><link>http://murphy-laws-collection.blogspot.com/2010/01/murphys-cars-laws.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (George)</author><thr:total>0</thr:total><description>&lt;div class="feedflare"&gt;
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Most cowboys know of Murphy’s Law, what they may not know is that Murphy, in his wisdom, wrote his law's for CAS long before it came into existence.

Back then CAS wasn’t yet a proven science or art form like it is today and things could actually go wrong with firearms, ammo, stage props, spurs, etc. and some cowboys, as hard as it is the believe, </atom:summary><link>http://murphy-laws-collection.blogspot.com/2010/01/murphys-cowboy-action-shooting-cas-laws.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (George)</author><thr:total>0</thr:total><description>&lt;div class="feedflare"&gt;
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    * You check the paper and find that you have all six numbers, but then you find the newspaper misprinted two of the numbers.
    * The Jackpot gets to $40,000,000 and the numbers match all the numbers on your lotto slip, but you forgot to buy your ticket.
    * The Jackpot gets to $40,000,000 and you finally win, then you find out 3,000 other people also won first place.
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* If its raining, or cold or both the bus will be late
* If you're running late the bus will be too
* If  you think you have lots of time before your bus you read the timetable wrong (or its out of date or both)
* If you're early the bus is late If you're late the bus was early
* The other people at the bus stop are waiting for the bus that has just pulled in
* If you have no </atom:summary><link>http://murphy-laws-collection.blogspot.com/2010/01/murphys-bus-laws.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (George)</author><thr:total>0</thr:total><description>&lt;div class="feedflare"&gt;
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* When you need the money, your shift is cancelled; when you have a weekend planned, you have to do overtime.
* Realizing the patient you've just injected has a serious infection causes you to stab yourself with the used needle.
* A 500 pound patient needs all care, while your 80 pound patient needs a finger dressing ... and your colleague has a "bad back."
* It's you're </atom:summary><link>http://murphy-laws-collection.blogspot.com/2010/01/murphys-nurses-laws.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (George)</author><thr:total>0</thr:total><description>&lt;div class="feedflare"&gt;
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    * You are not Ansel Adams
    * Neither are you Herb Ritz
    * Automatic Cameras - Aren't
    * Auto Focus - won't
    * If you can't remember, you left the film at home
    * No photo assignment remains unchanged after the first day of shooting
    * When in doubt, motor out
    * If a photo shoot goes too smoothly, then the lab will lose the film
    * If it's </atom:summary><link>http://murphy-laws-collection.blogspot.com/2010/01/murphys-photography-laws.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (George)</author><thr:total>0</thr:total><description>&lt;div class="feedflare"&gt;
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    * Don't look conspicuous. When you’re dealing with the public it draws stupid questions. Back on Station it draws Crew Leaders
    * There is always an easy way
    * The easy way usually results in more damage done than less or is blocked by a large, pissed off dog who hasn't eaten in a week
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    * Fusible interfacings always fuse to the iron
    * The serge only eats the customer's garment
    * If you need 6 buttons, you will find 5 in your button box
    * The seam you meant to rip out is invariably the other one
    * When you are in a hurry, the needle eye is always too small
    * The fabric you forgot to pre-shrink will always shrink the most
    * The </atom:summary><link>http://murphy-laws-collection.blogspot.com/2010/01/murphys-sewing-laws.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (George)</author><thr:total>0</thr:total><description>&lt;div class="feedflare"&gt;
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    * Your brassard and your badge won't stop bullets.
    * If it's stupid but works, it isn't stupid.
    * Don't look conspicuous - it antagonizes officers.
    * When in doubt, empty your shotgun.
    * Never share a patrol car with anyone braver than you.
    * Not wearing body armor attracts bullets and knives.
    * If your response goes well, you're at the </atom:summary><link>http://murphy-laws-collection.blogspot.com/2010/01/murphys-military-police-laws.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (George)</author><thr:total>0</thr:total><description>&lt;div class="feedflare"&gt;
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*  Bullet Proof vests aren't.
* The bigger they are, the harder they fall. They punch, kick and choke harder too.
* The speed at which you respond to a fight call is inversely proportional to how long you've been a cop.
* Tear gas works on cops too, and regardless of wind direction, will always blow back in your face.
* High speed chases will always proceed from an area of </atom:summary><link>http://murphy-laws-collection.blogspot.com/2010/01/murphys-cops-laws.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (George)</author><thr:total>0</thr:total><description>&lt;div class="feedflare"&gt;
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    * Friendly fire - isn't.
    * Recoilless rifles - aren't.
    * Suppressive fires - won't.
    * You are not Superman; Marines and fighter pilots take note.
    * A sucking chest wound is Nature's way of telling you to slow down.
    * If it's stupid but it works, it isn't stupid.
    * Try to look unimportant; the enemy may be low on ammo and not want to waste a bullet on </atom:summary><link>http://murphy-laws-collection.blogspot.com/2010/01/murphys-war-law.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (George)</author><thr:total>0</thr:total><description>&lt;div class="feedflare"&gt;
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    * The clock in the instructor's room will be wrong.
    * Disaster will occur when visitors are in the room.
    * A subject interesting to the teacher will bore students.
    * The time a teacher takes in explaining is inversely proportional to the information retained by students.
    * A meeting's length will be directly proportional to the boredom the speaker </atom:summary><link>http://murphy-laws-collection.blogspot.com/2010/01/murphys-teaching-laws.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (George)</author><thr:total>0</thr:total><description>&lt;div class="feedflare"&gt;
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    * That sweet little girl with the baby that you rented to, will start dating the mad motorcycle man from hell, ... and several of his friends, ... the very next week.
    * Tenants have at least one relative get sick or die per month, so ... they will just have to pay you later.
    * If a tenant attempts to replace the washer in a faucet, plan on replacing the </atom:summary><link>http://murphy-laws-collection.blogspot.com/2010/01/murphys-real-estate-laws.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (George)</author><thr:total>0</thr:total><description>&lt;div class="feedflare"&gt;
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    * The first 90% of a project takes 90% of the time, the last 10% takes the other 90% of the time.
    * If you can't get your work done in the first 24 hours, work nights.
    * A pat on the back is only a few inches from a kick in the pants.
    * Don't be irreplaceable, if you can't be replaced, you can't be promoted.
    * It doesn't matter what you do, it only </atom:summary><link>http://murphy-laws-collection.blogspot.com/2010/01/murphys-commerce-laws.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (George)</author><thr:total>0</thr:total><description>&lt;div class="feedflare"&gt;
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Any given program, when running, is obsolete.
Any given program costs more and takes longer each time it is run.
If a program is useful, it will have to be changed.
If a program is useless, it will have to be documented.
Any given program will expand to fill all the available memory.
The value of a program is inversely proportional to the weight of its output.
Program </atom:summary><link>http://murphy-laws-collection.blogspot.com/2009/12/murphys-computers-laws.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (George)</author><thr:total>0</thr:total><description>&lt;div class="feedflare"&gt;
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If the person isn't taken, there's a reason.
The nicer someone is, the farther away (s)he is from you.
Brains x Beauty x Availability = Constant.
This constant is always zero.
Sent by Van Den Bossche Jochen
The amount of love someone feels for you is inversely proportional to how much you love them.
Money can't buy love, but it sure gets you a great bargaining </atom:summary><link>http://murphy-laws-collection.blogspot.com/2009/12/murphys-love-laws.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (George)</author><thr:total>0</thr:total><description>&lt;div class="feedflare"&gt;
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Logic is a systematic method of coming to the wrong conclusion with confidence.
Whenever a system becomes completely defined, some damn fool discovers something which either abolishes the system or expands it beyond recognition.
Technology is dominated by those who manage what they do not understand.
If builders built buildings the way programmers wrote programs, then the</atom:summary><link>http://murphy-laws-collection.blogspot.com/2009/12/murphys-technology-laws.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (George)</author><thr:total>0</thr:total><description>&lt;div class="feedflare"&gt;
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Never share a foxhole with anyone braver than you are.
No battle plan ever survives contact with the enemy.
Friendly fire ain't.
The most dangerous thing in the combat zone is an officer with a map.
The problem with taking the easy way out is that the enemy has already mined it.
The buddy system is essential to your survival; it gives the enemy somebody else to shoot at.
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