tag:typepad.com,2003:weblog-1530330 2010-02-22T13:15:00-08:00 Sometimes life is so absurd, you just have to laugh; otherwise, you would break down and cry. TypePad Subscribe with My Yahoo!Subscribe with NewsGatorSubscribe with My AOLSubscribe with BloglinesSubscribe with NetvibesSubscribe with GoogleSubscribe with PageflakesSometimes life is just so absurd, you have to laugh, otherwise you would break down and cry. tag:typepad.com,2003:post-6a00e54fc4bed28834012877940491970c 2010-02-22T13:15:00-08:00 2010-02-22T13:15:00-08:00

Rude person: "Did you get a nose job?" You: "Yeah, do you want a referral?"<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/MyAbsurdLife/~4/uG_vRAIGJ9s" height="1" width="1"/>

X. S. http://www.myabsurdlife.com/2010/02/how-to-respond-when-a-rude-person-says-did-you-get-a-nose-job.html tag:typepad.com,2003:post-6a00e54fc4bed288340128779400d9970c 2010-02-21T13:06:00-08:00 2010-02-21T13:06:00-08:00

Use when you don't want to get into a heated discussion... Person: "What's your postion on marriage?" You: "Sixty-nine."<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/MyAbsurdLife/~4/UBBQ4a3pLQs" height="1" width="1"/>

X. S. http://www.myabsurdlife.com/2010/02/how-to-respond-when-a-person-asks-whats-your-position-on-marriage.html tag:typepad.com,2003:post-6a00e54fc4bed2883401287793fd6b970c 2010-02-19T13:02:00-08:00 2010-02-19T13:02:00-08:00

Rude person: "Still writing? When are you gonna get a real job?" You: "After I finish my book: 'You Jerk Face.' I'm gathering material for it right now."<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/MyAbsurdLife/~4/XyoVHvI5hXc" height="1" width="1"/>

X. S. http://www.myabsurdlife.com/2010/02/how-to-respond-when-a-rude-person-says-when-are-you-gonna-get-a-real-job.html tag:typepad.com,2003:post-6a00e54fc4bed2883401287775fff6970c 2010-02-18T12:30:00-08:00 2010-02-18T12:30:00-08:00

Rude person: "You're still just a clerk after five years? What's the problem?" You: "I'm having trouble kissing ass. Could you give me some advice?"<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/MyAbsurdLife/~4/D8YcAxJGBWk" height="1" width="1"/>

X. S. http://www.myabsurdlife.com/2010/02/how-to-respond-when-a-rude-person-says-youre-still-just-a-clerk-after-five-years.html tag:typepad.com,2003:post-6a00e54fc4bed288340120a864e3bf970b 2010-02-17T13:40:00-08:00 2010-02-17T13:40:00-08:00

Rude co-worker: "You can't cook rice? That's why you're not married." You: "You say the nicest things. That’s what I tell HR all the time.<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/MyAbsurdLife/~4/aIZFc3GSv4w" height="1" width="1"/>

X. S. http://www.myabsurdlife.com/2010/02/how-to-respond-when-a-rude-coworker-says-thats-why-youre-not-married.html