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The Move is Complete! Come on Over to thechobble.com

noreply@blogger.com (Chob) — Thu, 11 Nov 2010 14:30:00 +0000

The move from a basement to a chobbler pad is complete. Come on over and check it out. All of this contect plus new shit! http://thechobble.com

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noreply@blogger.com (Chob) — Fri, 25 Sep 2009 19:22:00 +0000

The Chobble move is going well. If you haven't already, check it out...... All the content from here, plus more.

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New Home: The Chobble

Ummm.....This Site Moved. What Are You Still Doing Here?

noreply@blogger.com (Chob) — Tue, 11 Aug 2009 21:37:00 +0000

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New Home: The Chobble

We Moved to TheChobble @ Blogspot [dot] com

noreply@blogger.com (Chob) — Mon, 10 Aug 2009 15:14:00 +0000

Please update any links and check out our new home.....

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My Basement Blog is Moving to a New Home

noreply@blogger.com (Chob) — Fri, 07 Aug 2009 16:34:00 +0000

Start packing your stuff; My Basement Blog is moving to a new home. More details later.

Disturbingly Shaped Vegetables [PICS]

noreply@blogger.com (Chob) — Thu, 06 Aug 2009 14:11:00 +0000

Mr. and Mrs. carrot. A pepper shaped like a...

Anonymous Real-life Stories of Worst-Case Scenarios

noreply@blogger.com (Chob) — Thu, 06 Aug 2009 11:53:00 +0000

Today, I bit my boyfriend's neck. I felt something squirt into my mouth. Turns out I had just popped a pimple on his neck. Into my mouth. FML

FML is a site where people submit real-life worst-case scenarios that came horribly true. It makes for some great reading. Along with the one above, here are some of my favorite ones.

fmylife - Forget my life, or Flee my life; I don't know.

Today, I received my passport in the mail. They got my birthdate wrong. Then I picked up my birth certificate that I had sent in with the application. Turns out my parents have been celebrating my birthday on the wrong day for 16 years. FML

Today, I heard my sister masturbating in her room. I took the dog around the block to get out of the house, and I came back to see her leaving her room... my electric toothbrush in her hand. FML

Today, I was talked into having sex with my boyfriend of 4 years. I had always wanted to wait till marriage but my boyfriend convinced me otherwise. Once we were done, he said he could never marry me because I was no longer pure. FML

The Circle of No Life [PIC]

noreply@blogger.com (Chob) — Wed, 05 Aug 2009 17:41:00 +0000

This picture by Erin Hanson is genius. I like the next picture about apples too.

My Atlas Moth Will Beat Up Your Moth Anyday

noreply@blogger.com (Chob) — Wed, 05 Aug 2009 17:30:00 +0000

Useless: Largest moths in the world in terms of total wing surface area. They're endangered.

Found in the tropical and subtropical forests of Southeast Asia, southern China, common across the Malay archipelago, Thailand to Indonesia

Don't Worry, This is Only a Sweet Potatoe

noreply@blogger.com (Chob) — Tue, 04 Aug 2009 15:04:00 +0000

Alittle deformed, but edible.

Vagina food, I mean, sweet potatoe's are good for you.

Most Painful Shoes. Ever [PICS]

noreply@blogger.com (Chob) — Tue, 04 Aug 2009 14:53:00 +0000

WTF? Tiny shoes that mould your feet. No thanks; On the other hand, this is actually a Chinese technique called foot-binding. The following pictures, however, don't have any real place in mass retail.

Life-Size Cheese Sculptures Will Make You Constipated [PICS]

noreply@blogger.com (Chob) — Tue, 04 Aug 2009 13:58:00 +0000

Cheese is nutritious food made mostly from the milk of cows but also other mammals, including sheep, goats, buffalo, reindeer, camels and yaks.

Artist Sarah Kaufmann created a life-size sculpture of astronaut Neil Armstrong made out of Wisconsin cheddar cheese. It was to go on display this week at the Neil Armstrong Air & Space Museum in Wapakoneta, Ohio. Unfortunately, the air conditioners at the museum are turned off every night to save energy, and the statue started melting and slid off of its base.

Bikini Melts Away After Touching Water [PRODUCT]

noreply@blogger.com (Chob) — Tue, 04 Aug 2009 13:40:00 +0000

Named the "Get Naked Bikini," the item is being marketed as the ultimate form of revenge for recently-dumped dudes. The bikini has upset women's rights groups, with one campaigner, Rosmarie Zapfl, saying, “It is an absolute insult to women that this has been invented.”

As long as it's not sold in sizes bigger than medium.

Water soluble bikini in a very nice gift box. It seems to be a normal trunks, but after 3 minutes contact with water it will fall to pieces!

Note: Rosmarie Zapfl must be a fat chick.

The Humping Tortoise is a Funny Human-Like Lover [VIDEO]

noreply@blogger.com (Chob) — Fri, 31 Jul 2009 13:43:00 +0000

The North American humping tortoise sounds like a small human when having sex. Slow and steady wins the race. The female just shuts up and takes it.

Useless: Female tortoises dig nesting burrows in which they lay from one to thirty eggs. Egg laying typically occurs at night, after which the mother tortoise covers her clutch with sand, soil, and organic material.

This Video Will Blow Your Freakin Mind

noreply@blogger.com (Chob) — Fri, 31 Jul 2009 12:06:00 +0000

This is the best video you will see all day. It will help put things into perspective for you. We are living in exponential times, and the crazy statistics shown here prove it. Mind blowing video.

2008 Latest Edition: Did you know?

Hat Fail [PIC]

noreply@blogger.com (Chob) — Thu, 30 Jul 2009 17:15:00 +0000

How Big is the Internet?

noreply@blogger.com (Chob) — Thu, 30 Jul 2009 16:44:00 +0000

Microsoft's Bing team puts the amount of web pages at "over 1 trillion".

And Google has already indexed more than one trillion discreet web addresses.

There are more addresses than there are people on Earth. The current global population stands at more than 6.7 billion.

That means there are about 150 web addresses per person in the world.

Translated: If you spent just one minute reading every website in existence, you’d be kept busy for 31,000 years. Without any sleep.

Honest Cyber Sex . . .

noreply@blogger.com (Chob) — Wed, 29 Jul 2009 19:20:00 +0000

I Love Watching People Get Scared [VIDEO]

noreply@blogger.com (Chob) — Wed, 29 Jul 2009 17:39:00 +0000

It's always a good laught to watch people getting scared. Here's a fantastic collection of Break's best scare clips.

Awesome Scare Montage - Watch more Funny Videos

Meet the Top Competitive Eaters in the World

noreply@blogger.com (Chob) — Thu, 23 Jul 2009 17:57:00 +0000

Many of you already know who the guy above is, none other than Takeru Kobayashi. Known as the “Tsunami,” Kobayashi is probably the most famous competitive eater of all time. But he has some good competition. Joey Chestnut, for example, defeated Kobayashi in 2007.

Takeru Kobayashi - what have you ate: cow brains (17.7 pounds in 15 minutes), rice balls (20 pounds in 30 minutes), lobster rolls (41 in 10 minutes)

Joey Chestnut - The 225-pound Chestnut started competitive eating in 2005.

What'd you eat: Pizza Hut P’Zones (4.82 pounds in 6 minutes), Jalapeno Poppers (118 in 10 minutes) and chicken wings (241)

Sonya “The Black Widow” Thomas - Weighing in at barely 100 pounds, she has beaten some of the sport’s best, including Eric Booker, Joey Chestnut and Takeru Kobayashi.

What'd you eat: 65 hard-boiled eggs in under 7 minutes. 7 ¾ pounds turducken (that’s a chicken inside a duck inside a turkey) in 12 minutes. And 80 chicken nuggets in 5 minutes

Tim “Eater X” Janus - What'd you eat: 4 pounds of tiramisu in 6 minutes, over 10 pounds of ramen noodles in 8 minutes, and 141 pieces of sushi in 6 minutes

Patrick “Deep Dish” Bertoletti - What'd you eat: 263 pickled jalapeno peppers in 15 minutes, 42 peanut butter and jelly sandwiches in 10 minutes and 21 pounds of grits in 10 minutes

Kobayashi vs Giant Bear

Best Wedding Entrance. Ever [VIDEO]

noreply@blogger.com (Chob) — Thu, 23 Jul 2009 15:24:00 +0000

You can tell this couple knows how to have a good time and they will have a good. Forget about all the hoo-haa and traditional stuff about weddings. You'll probably be tapping your feet as you watch this video. It's pretty catchy. Don't get caught crying like a little girl though.

Pho.to is Quick and Easy Funny Picture Maker [SITE]

noreply@blogger.com (Chob) — Thu, 23 Jul 2009 14:12:00 +0000

http://pho.to/ - Free software & online services. Online Photo Enhancement and Presentation Platform.

Good for one-click instant fixes, or a quick crop. They also have a funny faces feature that puts you in different pictures, for instance, your face on rambo's body. WTF?

Hollywood Celebrities in 2040 [PICS]

noreply@blogger.com (Chob) — Tue, 21 Jul 2009 19:52:00 +0000

This is a look into the future for Hollywood's great actors/celebrities. Can you put the names to these old photoshopped celebrities.

And yes, duh, Angelina Jolie is above; that's a given.

Relief for Anyone Who Lost a Bicycle

noreply@blogger.com (Chob) — Tue, 21 Jul 2009 19:47:00 +0000

The bicyle mystery is solved. We have found the culpret. Book em.

Protect yourself from becoming a victim by following some simple steps.

-Get a good bike lock (D locks or combination locks are best. Look for 'Sold Secure Ltd' approved locks, or ask for a recommendation at a bike shop)

-Lock your bike to something secure, e.g. a bike rack or a lamppost. If there are no bike racks, contact your local council to ask if they can put some in. Always lock your bicycle, even if you are only leaving it for a couple of minutes

-Make the lock and bike difficult to manoeuvre when parked – keep the lock away from the ground and keep the gap between the bike and lock small

The Last Thing Many Fish See [PIC]

noreply@blogger.com (Chob) — Tue, 21 Jul 2009 19:34:00 +0000

Underwater photographer Eric Cheng, who has spent the last eight years getting up close to the sharks of the Bahamas, took these magnificant photos. This is a lemon shark. The last thing many creatures of the sea will see. More pics this way...

Divers with bait for the lemon sharks swim among them under the MV Shear Water at tiger beach.

Useless: The longest lemon shark recorded was 13 ft long, but they are usually 8 to 10 ft (3.0 m). They like tropical water, and like to stay at moderate depths. Lemonsharks are often accompanied by Remoras.