“Good news is that I truly out did myself this year with my Christmas decorations. The bad news is that I had to take him down after two days. I had more people come screaming up to my house than ever. Great stories. But two things made me take it down.

First, the cops advised me that it would cause traffic accidents as they almost wrecked when they drove by.

Second, a 55 year old lady grabbed the 75 pound ladder almost killed herself putting it against my house and didn’t realize that it was fake until she climbed to the top (she was not happy). By the way, she was one of the many people who attempted to do that. My yard couldn’t take it either. I have more than a few tire tracks where people literally drove up my yard.”

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On a tour of the facilities, the CEO notices a guy leaning on a wall. He can’t believe this guy would just stand around on the job.

The new CEO walks up to the guy leaning against the wall and asks, “What are you doing here?”

“I’m just waiting to get paid,” responds the man.

Furious, the CEO asks “How much money do you make a week?”

A little surprised, the young fellow replies, “I make about $300 a week. Why?”

The CEO quickly gets out his checkbook, hands the guy a check made out to cash for $1,200 and says, “Here’s four weeks’ pay, now get out and don’t come back.”

The man puts the check in his pocket and promptly walks out.

Feeling pretty good about himself, the CEO looks around the room and asks, “Does anyone want to tell me what just happened here?”

From across the room comes a voice, “Yeah, you just tipped the pizza delivery guy $1,200.”

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Over confident CEO originally appeared on My[confined]Space on December 11, 2009.

You dislike planes, I’m posting boats…
Atk

aircraft carriers originally appeared on My[confined]Space on December 11, 2009.

Ekranoplanes is not planes!
“GEVs are not aircraft and can be certified as boats.”
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ekranoplan#Classification
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Ekranoplanes – II originally appeared on My[confined]Space on December 11, 2009.

Linux – Windows – Mac Points of View originally appeared on My[confined]Space on December 11, 2009.

Lenny Bruce on Religion originally appeared on My[confined]Space on December 11, 2009.

Figured an offering to the Tiki god was in order.
Buy them here: www.perpetualkid.com/ti-keys-tiki-key-caps.aspx

Tiki Keys originally appeared on My[confined]Space on December 11, 2009.

From “Battlestar Galactica” (2003).

Sci-Fi Girls: Tricia Helfer, Lucy Lawless, Grace Park originally appeared on My[confined]Space on December 11, 2009.

Ekranoplanes is not planes!
“GEVs are not aircraft and can be certified as boats.”
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ekranoplan#Classification
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Ekranoplanes – I originally appeared on My[confined]Space on December 11, 2009.

I am The Queen of France! originally appeared on My[confined]Space on December 11, 2009.

The plane in these pictures is still officially the ‘Air
Vehicle Number 1′, a prototype, on board the USS George
Washington CVN-73 for catapult fit checks. Not exactly still
Top Secret but certainly not yet made public.

It will be known as the F/A-37. Although specs are
classified, it is believed to be Mach 3.5 (top speed in the
Mach 4 range) super-cruise stealth fighter/bomber/interceptor
with approximately a 4,000nm range.

Check out the Navy test pilot in the cockpit of the
F/A-37…LT Kara Wade.

New Fighter F/A-37 originally appeared on My[confined]Space on December 10, 2009.

from Shirt-Fight.com

Please comment on this shirt!

top gun volleyball originally appeared on My[confined]Space on December 10, 2009.

Don’t forget to mention where you found them

Remember the holiday originally appeared on My[confined]Space on December 10, 2009.

Serizzle bizzle.

These always make me giggle.

INTERNIZZLE originally appeared on My[confined]Space on December 10, 2009.

And First Viral. The marketing has begun!

Iron Man 2 Whiplash Poster originally appeared on My[confined]Space on December 10, 2009.

And how NOT to.

How to wear a hat. originally appeared on My[confined]Space on December 10, 2009.

And that bug`s pretty creepy looking, too.

Giant Amazonian Leech originally appeared on My[confined]Space on December 10, 2009.

from The World At Night (TWAN)

Himalayan Skyscape originally appeared on My[confined]Space on December 10, 2009.

http://www.tomgauld.com/index.php?/portfolio/noisy-alphabet/

Noisy Alphabet originally appeared on My[confined]Space on December 10, 2009.

Four Catholic men and a Catholic woman were having coffee.. The first Catholic man tells his friends, “My son is a priest ; when he walks into a room, everyone calls him ‘Father’.” The second Catholic man chirps, “My son is a Bishop. When he walks into a room people call him ‘Your Grace’.” The third Catholic gent says, “My son is a Cardinal. When he enters a room everyone says ‘Your Eminence’.” The fourth Catholic man then says, “My son is the Pope. When he walks into a room people call him ‘Your Holiness’.” Since the lone Catholic woman was sipping her coffee in silence, the four men give her a subtle, “Well……?” She proudly replies, “I have a daughter, slim, tall, 38D breasts, 24″ waist and 34″ hips. When she walks into a room, people say, “Oh My God.”

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Creepy originally appeared on My[confined]Space on December 10, 2009.

The Little Stranger originally appeared on My[confined]Space on December 10, 2009.

Giant African Pouch Rat originally appeared on My[confined]Space on December 10, 2009.

Space Jam originally appeared on My[confined]Space on December 10, 2009.