My Crummy Teen Poetry

Episode 15: Just Me and the Bats

epschwartzmusic@gmail.com (Eric Peter Schwartz and Daniel Schwartz) — Tue, 3 Dec 2019 10:17:00 -0800

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The last MCTP for 2019 and it's a doozy. A tale of horror and echo-location.

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Episode 14: Within Her Walls

epschwartzmusic@gmail.com (Eric Peter Schwartz and Daniel Schwartz) — Tue, 26 Nov 2019 03:38:00 -0800

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Before you click "play", ready yourself for this one. No really. Take a breath and have a drink. The poem that could end the Schwartz bloodline. #supervirgin

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Episode 13: Celestial Orgasm

epschwartzmusic@gmail.com (Eric Peter Schwartz and Daniel Schwartz) — Tue, 19 Nov 2019 03:56:00 -0800

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Behold the molten excitement sneeze of fireworks. #glitterbathbomb

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Episode 12: Sloppy Dreams

epschwartzmusic@gmail.com (Eric Peter Schwartz and Daniel Schwartz) — Tue, 12 Nov 2019 09:52:00 -0800

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Young Eric is looking for someone to point the finger at for his... um... yeah... that part is unclear. Analyze the love!!

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Episode 11: Kiss the Mirror

epschwartzmusic@gmail.com (Eric Peter Schwartz and Daniel Schwartz) — Tue, 5 Nov 2019 07:46:00 -0800

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In this episode, watch your fingers! You might cut yourself on all this edge. Drugs, I guess. Not listening to Nancy Reagan. Finally... archeologists?

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Episode 10: Naked in the Face of God

epschwartzmusic@gmail.com (Eric Peter Schwartz and Daniel Schwartz) — Tue, 29 Oct 2019 07:38:00 -0700

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In this episode - something in Eric's past made him want to strip to the buff and confess in his maker's face. His maker, we are sure, didn't appreciate the gesture.

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Episode 9: Maelstrom

epschwartzmusic@gmail.com (Eric Peter Schwartz and Daniel Schwartz) — Tue, 22 Oct 2019 05:54:00 -0700

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Woah man! Dig this trip... I guess. I was a doughy, suburban coward... trying to be William S. Burroughs. Yeah... not so much. "#glossyorbs

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Episode 8: Monolith

epschwartzmusic@gmail.com (Eric Peter Schwartz and Daniel Schwartz) — Tue, 15 Oct 2019 07:40:00 -0700

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Eric at his virgin teen judgiest. A total a-hole who believed television that all teen parties were sinful Roman orgies. #theflowing

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Episode 7: Keeping My Distance

epschwartzmusic@gmail.com (Eric Peter Schwartz and Daniel Schwartz) — Tue, 8 Oct 2019 03:44:00 -0700

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All we are trying to do is "keep you from the low". Have a vomit bag ready.

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Episode 6: Soundtrack of My Love

epschwartzmusic@gmail.com (Eric Peter Schwartz and Daniel Schwartz) — Tue, 1 Oct 2019 08:25:00 -0700

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This episode... anybody can write a love song, except me, apparently.

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Episode 5: Kane's Tale

epschwartzmusic@gmail.com (Eric Peter Schwartz and Daniel Schwartz) — Tue, 24 Sep 2019 08:38:00 -0700

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The earliest of the poems so far. A set of potential song lyrics about... um... being an action movie star... I guess. Maybe a thriller. Whatever it was, it was direct to video. Day and night swirl with no apparent reason. #satansface

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Episode 4: Rumbling Above

epschwartzmusic@gmail.com (Eric Peter Schwartz and Daniel Schwartz) — Tue, 17 Sep 2019 03:23:00 -0700

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In this episode... history class looms large and lops off someone's head. Also, how do you add sound effects in a poem? Find out.

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Episode 3: The Clown Dies

epschwartzmusic@gmail.com (Eric Peter Schwartz and Daniel Schwartz) — Tue, 10 Sep 2019 07:52:00 -0700

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Today... a well-worn cliche... DIES!

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Episode 2: Greedy Eyes

epschwartzmusic@gmail.com (Eric Peter Schwartz and Daniel Schwartz) — Tue, 3 Sep 2019 07:38:00 -0700

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In this episode, a strange, bad, passive-aggressive declaration of... love?

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Episode 1: Words from the Walrus

epschwartzmusic@gmail.com (Eric Peter Schwartz and Daniel Schwartz) — Mon, 26 Aug 2019 19:23:00 -0700

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Oh... how edgy Eric was. Charles Manson... The Beatles. Red flag. Poetry with intent to do harm.

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