tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8635738486474068906Mon, 21 Sep 2015 14:57:10 +0000the urbillynothingsilent saturdaywordless wednesday30 Days of...Houswifery Tips and Ideascookingwhat's for dinner lady?cleaningcounrty livingmarriagenew housethe big movepoetrywinterAsk Donnaletter to...mealy mondaysneighborscharlie's soapdirty floorhlistsorganizing it allGrandmamaMillyTake it to the Table TuesdaysXmasdelicioushousekeeping?laundryphi beta kappastain removaltop fav five cleaning productsunemploymentMaster Pity BaiterTeary Eyed Tuesdaybankruptcycrock potfacebookfreaky frugalfreezinggardeninggraduationhousewiferyhydrocephalusiPhonepurple robesilent sundayspace toliettelevisionthe beginningAn Evening of OffenseEd Debevic'sFriday night bar shiftHoodie NationMaxine Louise SnadjeskiSteam MopVDbakingbasementblogoversarycheese friescoffeecollyer brotherscracked bakingdynasty bitchesfireworksfruitgood buysguest postingshigh schoolholiday cardsjuly 4thnopaper towel alternativesthankstwitterwalmartwisconsin historyhttp://mydirtykitchenfloor.blogspot.com/noreply@blogger.com (donna freakin' reed)Blogger165125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8635738486474068906.post-4649331268654525693Sat, 14 Mar 2015 19:32:00 +00002015-03-14T14:34:09.477-05:00I haven't sat down and blogged for quite some time so excuse the cob webs. It's been almost three years to the day that I last posted. Wow. I feel I need to start writing again. I need to be able to document and work through what is happening in my life so that I do not feel I am alone.  If you read my old blog posts you will see that I have always been hopeful that my marriage would become http://mydirtykitchenfloor.blogspot.com/2015/03/welcome-to-donnalution.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (donna freakin' reed)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8635738486474068906.post-5594429955769540887Thu, 15 Mar 2012 22:07:00 +00002012-03-15T17:17:50.079-05:00MillyA little tune I whipped up just this afternoon. Enjoy.Sing along to the tune of Jimmy Crack Corn...My house is a mess and I don't care My house is a mess and I don't care My house is a mess and I don't care I'm going to sit my ass right downMy Mother in Law is coming over and I don't careMy Mother in Law is coming over and I don't careMy Mother in Law is coming over and I don't care Because she'shttp://mydirtykitchenfloor.blogspot.com/2012/03/little-diddy-by-donna.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (donna freakin' reed)5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8635738486474068906.post-946574648629934085Mon, 23 Jan 2012 22:07:00 +00002012-01-23T16:53:40.923-06:00Stuff. Damn, stuff.I wanted some stuff for the kid. He has fallen in love with Jay Jay the Jet Plane. Jay Jay the creepy face weirdo blue jet plane. Creepy cartoon. But since he loves it already and can sing a lot of the theme song I felt it my duty as a mom to acquire him some late 90s Jay Jay the effin' Jet Plane stuff. And the only place to find antiquated PBS cartoon toys is in the land of http://mydirtykitchenfloor.blogspot.com/2012/01/stuff.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (donna freakin' reed)4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8635738486474068906.post-6724177558296135566Mon, 16 Jan 2012 14:52:00 +00002012-01-16T08:58:41.779-06:00Dear Friday the 13th,So after the day that I had... it has come to my attention that you may be in cahoots with that bastard Murphy's Law and the mother fucking Universe. Yeah. I'm on to you fuckers. The day was set up right from the beginning when the MIL made an appointment with a real estate attorney about that bullshit house who told them both the same damn thing I've been saying for almost http://mydirtykitchenfloor.blogspot.com/2012/01/dear-friday-13th-glad-that-shit-is-over.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (donna freakin' reed)1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8635738486474068906.post-2776151648150510479Fri, 06 Jan 2012 21:52:00 +00002012-01-09T16:58:43.355-06:00Hoodie NationIt's been a while since I have been consistent in blogging, but I promise you all that will change today...with this posting and this project. Donna is going nationwide! Read on...I used to have a fabulous hooded sweatshirt from my trip to Vancouver a number a years ago. I loved it very much...so much that I alternated between it and another hoodie every other day during my first few years in http://mydirtykitchenfloor.blogspot.com/2012/01/great-united-states-of-hoodies-for.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (donna freakin' reed)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8635738486474068906.post-2172764319900569242Fri, 06 Jan 2012 15:57:00 +00002012-01-06T10:04:33.702-06:00poetry--IF YOU GIVE A MOM A MUFFIN-By Kathy Fictorie (Who I wish I knew because she is a genius)If you give a mom a muffin, she'll want a cup of coffee to go with it. She'll pour herself some. Her three-year-old will spill the coffee.She'll wipe it up. Wiping the floor, she will find dirty socks. She'll remember she has to do laundry. When she puts the laundry in the washer, she'll trip over boots and http://mydirtykitchenfloor.blogspot.com/2012/01/if-you-give-mom-muffin-by-someone-who.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (donna freakin' reed)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8635738486474068906.post-4961372501939365544Thu, 05 Jan 2012 00:53:00 +00002012-01-04T18:55:01.655-06:00http://mydirtykitchenfloor.blogspot.com/2012/01/today-kitchen-tomorrow-world.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (donna freakin' reed)1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8635738486474068906.post-8861277957725603150Mon, 02 Jan 2012 16:14:00 +00002012-01-02T10:17:06.877-06:00Bring it on 2012! You ain't got nothing on Donna!http://mydirtykitchenfloor.blogspot.com/2012/01/heres-to-new-year.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (donna freakin' reed)1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8635738486474068906.post-3602445758375511555Sat, 10 Dec 2011 16:42:00 +00002011-12-10T11:22:17.703-06:00listsIt's nearing Xmas and since I haven't written for a while I thought I'd share my selfish want right now list with you seeing it doesn't matter who sees it, I'm not getting any of it anytime soon. But I do want all of these things terribly and I would just like to say screw you universe.1. A professional eyebrow waxing. I am soooo sick of plucking. And when I get sick of it, it gets out of controlhttp://mydirtykitchenfloor.blogspot.com/2011/12/5-selfish-things-i-just-cant-have-right.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (donna freakin' reed)5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8635738486474068906.post-5555059327244262639Sun, 13 Nov 2011 21:17:00 +00002011-11-13T23:26:57.029-06:00cookingcracked bakingSimple Dimple Sunday Apple (Cheapass) Cake1 box yellow cake mix1 can apple pie filling3 eggsBeat together for 2 minutesPour into greased and floured 8 x 12 pan(I used an overly floured bundt pan)Bake at 350 for 30 -35 minutes or until nicely brownedSprinkle top with 1 Tbsp sugar and 1/2 tsp cinnamon(I keep a shaker of cinnamon and sugar mixed)ENJOY!PS: I sure did crack it. I eff up everything I http://mydirtykitchenfloor.blogspot.com/2011/11/quick-and-easy-half-assed-recipe-simple.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (donna freakin' reed)4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8635738486474068906.post-5008944163304578558Tue, 18 Oct 2011 22:42:00 +00002012-01-06T10:13:57.634-06:00MillyI can't believe my freakin' honesty. Damn, Donna.I promised and here it is...I figured I best wait on this posting to see if it really something I wanted to post, and after last night's dinner, well, fuck it.A little background info for you, peaches, on our situatoin with the house, how I got into this gawd forsaken mess, and my current feelings about my mother-in-law if you didn't already know..http://mydirtykitchenfloor.blogspot.com/2011/10/i-cant-believe-i-post-shit-like-this.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (donna freakin' reed)4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8635738486474068906.post-1846652882013683659Wed, 05 Oct 2011 15:52:00 +00002011-10-05T10:53:26.795-05:00http://mydirtykitchenfloor.blogspot.com/2011/10/wordless-wednesday-silent-sunday-repeat.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (donna freakin' reed)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8635738486474068906.post-2083699810217226376Thu, 29 Sep 2011 14:01:00 +00002011-09-30T12:18:18.451-05:00guest postingsHello, peaches! A big howdy do to you. If you're looking for today's post you will find it over at Insane in the Mom brain where I am guest posting today. Yeh.I wrote up some drivel and passed it off as good. Does it matter? She posted it! Go check it out.INSANE IN THE MoM BRAINAnd check out Insane in the Mom Brain on the Facebook. It's really a good time had by all (if you can ignore the http://mydirtykitchenfloor.blogspot.com/2011/09/i-shouldve-stabbed-hobo-instead-of.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (donna freakin' reed)1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8635738486474068906.post-7884333386942907244Wed, 28 Sep 2011 03:05:00 +00002012-01-06T10:13:22.539-06:00My husband and his mother own this effin' house where we used to live. It now sits empty. It's a long story and I'm sure if you look hard enough you'll find some blog posts on the subject of the house and my MIL, and all my lovely thoughts about this cursed situation. And if you wait long enough I will likely write a whole post on the subject of my MIL and that mother fawking house. In fact, Ihttp://mydirtykitchenfloor.blogspot.com/2011/09/i-hate-that-gawd-forsaken-house-and-my.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (donna freakin' reed)2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8635738486474068906.post-7589792345400941551Thu, 22 Sep 2011 02:17:00 +00002011-09-21T21:59:32.894-05:00neighborsThe purpose of this repost is to give you newbies, and some old biddies a back ground on the upcoming post for tomorrow...Ah. Neighbors. Either you love them or want to kill them. Sigh. Ladies, reacquaint yourself with this story from last year. It takes place at our old house last year before we moved our asses out of that craptacular neighborhood. We seem to have some crappy luck with http://mydirtykitchenfloor.blogspot.com/2011/09/just-refresherin-neighborly-delights.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (donna freakin' reed)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8635738486474068906.post-2689414133314349174Sun, 11 Sep 2011 03:00:00 +00002011-09-10T22:02:47.913-05:00hsilent saturdayWe had a lovely day at the Zoo today.If you can ignore that my old skool BFF of the past 23 years got the cops called on us before I even managed to get out of my Jeep. Sigh. Only she could pull that off. Some things never change.She was saving a spot for me since parking was a living hell when a woman driving a fairly large truck yelled from her window, "THERE"S NO SAVING SPOTS!" and http://mydirtykitchenfloor.blogspot.com/2011/09/almost-silent-saturday-these-are-few-of.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (donna freakin' reed)1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8635738486474068906.post-1774852547242440216Fri, 09 Sep 2011 16:16:00 +00002011-09-09T11:32:58.458-05:001 ice breaking blender3 tbls of sugar1 packet or tbls of flavored instant coffee4 cups of frozen cubed coffee4+ tbls of liquid creamerHappy Coffee Drinking, Ladies!Love, Donna Freakin' ReedxoxoxHave you joined On the FacebookEveryone is welcome, but not everyone will survive.Round table discussion begins most nights around 9:30 pm central time.BYOB and a story to shareFind me on the Facebook to http://mydirtykitchenfloor.blogspot.com/2011/09/how-to-make-my-day-or-how-to-easily.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (donna freakin' reed)1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8635738486474068906.post-696625427738643234Tue, 06 Sep 2011 04:28:00 +00002011-09-06T00:50:30.760-05:00So, as usual, I'm mad at the Neanderthal for being a neanderthal. Sigh. Well, I'm not mad anymore at least, but when he walked out that door tonight, I'll tell ya...yet within a half hour I missed him terribly. I always do.We've joked since we met that it was fate that has brought us together...like Mickey and Malory Knox in Natural Born Killers. Aw. Memories...Sigh...love is sure grand.Is it http://mydirtykitchenfloor.blogspot.com/2011/09/donna-freakin-reed-revistited.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (donna freakin' reed)1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8635738486474068906.post-491159579096874200Tue, 30 Aug 2011 03:20:00 +00002011-08-29T23:50:57.075-05:00After a week or so of neither of us really taking the reins to plan something wonderfully fantastically celebratory for our 5 year anniversary we ended up just going out to dinner. But not just any dinner, a delightfully enjoyable dinner. Really! It was the first time since our last anniversary that we went out for an extra nice dinner. It was such a special occasion with such memorable http://mydirtykitchenfloor.blogspot.com/2011/08/5-years-of-marriage-celebration-neatly.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (donna freakin' reed)1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8635738486474068906.post-7628733514863489327Sat, 27 Aug 2011 19:10:00 +00002011-08-27T15:01:43.961-05:00the urbilly HERE'S TO 5 FUCKING YEARS! 8.27.2006 And here's to five fucking more! Hey may be a jerkface neanderthal jackass fuckface mother fucker, but he's my jerkface neanderthal jackass fuckface mother fucker. And I sure do love him...mostly. Damn jackass totally had me at motorcycle then he handcuffed our hands behind us... Cheers, Donna xoxo PS: This was our first pic taken http://mydirtykitchenfloor.blogspot.com/2011/08/five-years-five-years-today.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (donna freakin' reed)2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8635738486474068906.post-5325801086443012575Thu, 25 Aug 2011 19:03:00 +00002011-08-25T14:22:07.908-05:00Hello, peaches. I thought I'd drop you something to read while I continue on with my redecorating of the kitchen. And I found this post from March to say just about exactly what I was going to say today...so I figured you could just read that. What? Nothing wrong with a good repost when half the bitches in the kitchen likely haven't read it...especially when nothing has really changed in 5 http://mydirtykitchenfloor.blogspot.com/2011/08/my-kitchen-is-my-prison-because.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (donna freakin' reed)3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8635738486474068906.post-4915106878089868603Wed, 24 Aug 2011 23:08:00 +00002011-08-24T23:16:53.827-05:00I've been redecorating. Over the next few days I'm going to do some experimenting. Things will be changing fairly frequently on the page, so if you see something you like...SPEAK UP!! Give a lady your honest opinion!! Also may I propose a question to you readers, if you were to meet Donna in the flesh, what would you expect her to look like? A 1950s Housewife? A 70s Stay at Home Mom? A http://mydirtykitchenfloor.blogspot.com/2011/08/pardon-my-dust-its-not-just-dirty-this.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (donna freakin' reed)6tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8635738486474068906.post-2667127494490990286Wed, 17 Aug 2011 21:35:00 +00002011-08-25T00:18:27.531-05:00 Me. Changing a tire. Me. Just me. In honor of my ex's birthday tomorrow. I hope he has a lovely day with his boyfriend, and I bet that bitch is still holding the light and letting someone else be the man. And ladies, as always, be careful what you wish for. Cheeers, Donna Freakin' Reed xoxox http://mydirtykitchenfloor.blogspot.com/2011/08/wordless-wednesday-bad-ass-bitch.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (donna freakin' reed)2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8635738486474068906.post-5568516106405159657Tue, 16 Aug 2011 04:13:00 +00002011-08-16T00:22:20.353-05:00hmarriagewhat's for dinner lady? I once enjoyed planning out dinners, making a list, cutting coupons, wandering down the aisles as if I didn't have a care in the world and all with my sweet precious adorable little boy. Oh, he's so ceewwwwtt the old ladies would say and pinch his little cheeks. I would hear people say to the person next to them, 'Oh, what a darling little boy,' as we strolled by with me smiling proudly and http://mydirtykitchenfloor.blogspot.com/2011/08/i-have-been-to-hell-and-it-is-in.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (donna freakin' reed)5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8635738486474068906.post-1055816595053527106Wed, 10 Aug 2011 18:39:00 +00002011-08-10T13:39:44.791-05:00Cheers,Donna Freakin' ReedXoxoxhttp://mydirtykitchenfloor.blogspot.com/2011/08/wordless-wednesday-jellybeans-seriously.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (donna freakin' reed)3