My Dog is an Asshole

2015-01-15T17:38:00.000-08:00

"Oh thanks dog. This is exactly the look I was going for with my FatBaby boots. grrrrr"

- Elle N.

2014-05-05T16:10:00.000-07:00

"This was before we got our puppy Tucker a cage. We left him him the bathroom for about five minutes.

Asshole."

- Taylor M.

2014-01-29T11:32:00.000-08:00

We spent the last 12 weeks thinking our dogs were OK with the new baby...We were wrong.

I was a little impressed that they disassembled the puzzle pieces, though. I had a good time putting them back together this morning before work.

Assholes.

2013-07-31T15:14:00.000-07:00

We're back after a long hiatus. In case you were worried, dogs are still assholes.

"What I came home to. Brody and Tucker are assholes."

- Mike F

2012-10-26T11:29:00.001-07:00

Princess loves this bean bag. And when I say "love," I mean that it is her favorite place to sleep, she plays on it, she lounges. LOVES.
But she simply cannot help herself from tearing it up, which she does about 2-3 times a week.
There is a fine line between love and hate for that little girl.

2012-08-31T13:19:00.000-07:00

"I love my dog, but Elvis is such an A-hole, I couldn't even get him to pose for the picture. NOTE: the dog toys in the corner of the chair to entice him up there. He was like 'no way'" - Barbara G.

2012-07-25T12:53:00.001-07:00

"Well I guess I didn't learn my lesson with the past puppies in our house. Our 10 week Pomeranian Chi Chi shredded the toilet paper that was on a basket. Like, what was she planning on making? Confettii, kitter litter, packing material? I dont know but I think our troubles are starting all over." - Shanti V

2012-07-18T08:19:00.000-07:00

"Chairs are chew toys, right?" - AR

2012-06-20T12:41:00.001-07:00

One less pillow to straighten. - AR

2012-05-02T11:21:00.000-07:00

"I have the king of A Holes for a dog" - Krystal F.

Door 1

Door 2

Christmastime, he decided to rearrange the decorations.

Favorite shoes, I think so!

Sitting on his sister 'cause he's an A Hole!

Thanks to Krystal F. and sorry about your stuff.

2012-05-01T13:18:00.000-07:00

"Sadly, my new dog is...also...an a-hole. I now have two. Naturally."

(Thanks Karinneh A. and sorry your new dog is an asshole too).

2012-04-27T11:19:00.001-07:00

This remote can open your blinds and turn on the lights in selected areas, to the right color temperature. It does so much more than help you watch TV. Set your music, mow your lawn. It is worth about $300.
Or, WAS worth about $300.
Asshole.

Sorry about your remote, Liz K. But...thanks for the post.

2012-04-19T16:24:00.002-07:00

PeePee Pad? Chew Toy? PeePee Pad? Chew Toy?
PeePee Pad AS a Chew Toy!

What? They aren't the same thing?
Franklin sure thinks so.

(compliments of Janelle P.)

2012-03-15T12:20:00.000-07:00

Bob H. says "I know where that missing box of crayons went!"

Yep. Asshole.

(The dog, not Bob, of course. Bob rocks.)

2012-02-07T12:25:00.000-08:00

"My dog thinks patio chair cushions are sooo last year."

(Thanks Karinneh A. and sorry your dog is an asshole)

2012-01-09T15:10:00.000-08:00

A Portrait of a Young Dog as an Asshole: by Sarah B.

"Kenzo has been the most difficult dog i have ever had. his temperament is very headstrong and stubborn. he quite manipulate but, he is also the sweetest dog i have ever had. he has had a few severe health problems from a very young age, one of them required major surgery, so i think part of his destructiveness is due to the fact that i was at his side for most of a month straight while he recovered and developed a case of separation anxiety.

But, I will stop making excuses for him and just say......

MY DOG IS A SUCH AN ASSHOLE!

My dogs are superspoiled.....have toys and treats galore.....it is no match for Kenzo's assholeness......

the first picture (asshole dog) is a picture of destruction courtesy of Kenzo, at the age of about 8 months old. he ate one small stuffed animal, mangled a puppet (that white thing) and ate a small trash can.....also took the lid off of a bigger trashcan.
the second picture (assholeatethedeck) is just one side of the deck railing which Kenzo has eaten.
the third picture (assholeatemoose) is the entrails of a stuffed moose scattered up our stairs.
fourth picture (couchdestroy) he moved the full size, fold out bed containing couch about 5 feet and eviscerated it. he has also dragged blankets off of the other couch and ripped up a pizza box
fifth picture(atphonebookandstuff) he did exactly that, ate the phone book and other miscellaneous stuff.
sixth picture (assholeateplant) this started off as a 3 foot ficus tree, he stripped it of all of its leave over a couple of months. he eventually took the bare tree out of the pot and used it at a toy. as for the legless chair, he ate the legs a while back......i don.t know why we kept the seat part.
seventh picture (assholeatebirdmillet) kenzo was mad that it was not his turn for a walk and took a bag full of 12 giant pieces of millet and seeded the carpet. this took quite a while to clean up"

2011-09-30T12:51:00.001-07:00

Thanks to Grant J. for sending us this link:

Click Here For Asshole Video

2011-09-30T01:39:00.000-07:00

"This is what happens when you leave a dog unattended with a bag of kibble ON TOP OF A FREEZER for FIVE MINUTES.

(Note, the dog eating the kibble is NOT the offender. Figured I'd make lemonade and let him feed himself breakfast before I cleaned up.)"

- Courtenay W.

2011-08-15T11:45:00.001-07:00

We are told that this took 2 hours to clean up. Ouch.

What an asshole!

(Thanks, Amy J. ...and, sorry...)

2011-06-27T16:44:00.000-07:00

What is that?No, really, what IS that?

Bowser is guilty.Princess feels no remorse.

Oh, yeah, that. A drain. Great.

Asshole.

2011-06-13T17:16:00.001-07:00

Another bed bites the dust.

Asshole.

(Thanks for sharing, Lauren K.)

2011-05-30T21:39:00.001-07:00

UNhappiness

Assholes.

2011-05-26T12:08:00.000-07:00

What in the world do Princess and Bowser have against linoleum?

Assholes.

2011-05-05T23:48:00.000-07:00

There are so many things that Boone managed to destroy in an hour (polenta, tissues, lip gloss, sunglasses, lint roller, microwave popcorn, hand sanitizer...etc etc etc) that we needed 3 pictures to capture the scope/scale of his destruction.
Thanks for sharing Em D. and Juan T. Your dog may be cute.... But he is also an
Asshole.

2011-05-02T03:33:00.000-07:00

Biggest asshole move yet courtesy of Bowser and Princess Toadstool.

- Assholes