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With you........</description><managingEditor>noreply@blogger.com (Appuji1)</managingEditor><pubDate>Sun, 8 Sep 2024 18:15:33 +0530</pubDate><generator>Blogger http://www.blogger.com</generator><openSearch:totalResults xmlns:openSearch="http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearchrss/1.0/">68</openSearch:totalResults><openSearch:startIndex xmlns:openSearch="http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearchrss/1.0/">1</openSearch:startIndex><openSearch:itemsPerPage xmlns:openSearch="http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearchrss/1.0/">25</openSearch:itemsPerPage><link>http://copy-cut.blogspot.com/</link><language>en-us</language><itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit><copyright>Already Breaking Copyrights Rules.... so No Copyright</copyright><itunes:keywords>dreams,love,friendship,friends</itunes:keywords><itunes:summary>Sharing some part of my Life.... With you........</itunes:summary><itunes:subtitle>Sharing some part of my Life.... With you........</itunes:subtitle><itunes:author>Apoorv Jhudeley</itunes:author><itunes:owner><itunes:email>lovlysms@gmail.com</itunes:email><itunes:name>Apoorv Jhudeley</itunes:name></itunes:owner><item><title>Christ University Institue Of Management Batch 2010: Is my age right for an MBA?</title><link>http://copy-cut.blogspot.com/2013/08/christ-university-institue-of.html</link><pubDate>Fri, 16 Aug 2013 11:42:00 +0530</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7588917598764169643.post-2818388853970370349</guid><description>Christ University Institue Of Management Batch 2010: Is my age right for an MBA?: There is no right or wrong age for education and the same applies to an MBA as well. What matters more is what your objective is?&amp;nbsp; What are ...</description><thr:total xmlns:thr="http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0">0</thr:total><author>lovlysms@gmail.com (Apoorv Jhudeley)</author></item><item><title>JOB</title><link>http://copy-cut.blogspot.com/2013/08/job.html</link><pubDate>Fri, 16 Aug 2013 11:36:00 +0530</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7588917598764169643.post-2315256200218696318</guid><description>
A word that has lots of meaning for an individual who has
just completed his bachelor’s or master degree. Every individual being on
college while completing his/her educational dreams of being hired by some
reputed company and post which he would settle in his life and become
self-dependent.





However, for all individuals things are not same, what a
person may think or desires may not always </description><thr:total xmlns:thr="http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0">1</thr:total><author>lovlysms@gmail.com (Apoorv Jhudeley)</author></item><item><title>Why We Shout In Anger</title><link>http://copy-cut.blogspot.com/2012/12/why-we-shout-in-anger.html</link><pubDate>Sun, 9 Dec 2012 21:04:00 +0530</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7588917598764169643.post-4123111483389463556</guid><description>A Hindu saint who was visiting river Ganges to take ba...th found a group of family members on the banks, shouting in anger at each other. He turned to his disciples smiled and asked.'Why do people shout in anger shout at each other?'Disciples thought for a while, one of them said, 'Because we lose our calm, we shout.''But, why should you shout when the other person is just next to you? You can </description><thr:total xmlns:thr="http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0">0</thr:total><author>lovlysms@gmail.com (Apoorv Jhudeley)</author></item><item><title>CRIPPLED</title><link>http://copy-cut.blogspot.com/2012/12/crippled.html</link><pubDate>Sun, 9 Dec 2012 19:59:00 +0530</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7588917598764169643.post-2722803029197345465</guid><description>I woke up 7 in the morning. There was a time in life when I used to sleep for 12 hours a day in my mom's lap. But I couldn't understand whether time has changed or its me who have metamorphosed. I put my foot in my slippers, I felt some numbness in my foot. It was common for me to have some night cramps in my leg, and wake up with some numbness. But this was different. It was much more intense.I </description><thr:total xmlns:thr="http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0">0</thr:total><author>lovlysms@gmail.com (Apoorv Jhudeley)</author></item><item><title>Governmental Mahabharat !</title><link>http://copy-cut.blogspot.com/2012/10/governmental-mahabharat.html</link><pubDate>Sun, 28 Oct 2012 22:41:00 +0530</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7588917598764169643.post-3342492685447029461</guid><description>

A hilarious account of what happens in this country!





A Team comprising of a Writer, a Producer, a Director, etc applied to the Government of India for financial assistance with the&amp;nbsp;script to produce a Movie on Mahabharata.



All of them committed suicide later and the reason will be&amp;nbsp;very obvious once you have read the reply from Govt.



Dated ............ .........



Subject: </description><thr:total xmlns:thr="http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0">0</thr:total><author>lovlysms@gmail.com (Apoorv Jhudeley)</author></item><item><title>India’s 50 Fastest Growing Technology Companies in 2012 [Deloitte]</title><link>http://copy-cut.blogspot.com/2012/10/indias-50-fastest-growing-technology.html</link><pubDate>Sun, 28 Oct 2012 22:39:00 +0530</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7588917598764169643.post-1592277880405773202</guid><description>

Deloitte recently announced their Eighth “Deloitte Technology Fast 50 India”, which lists down fastest growing Technology companies in India.











The numero-uno rank for this year goes to Gurgaon based multi-operator web based, instant pre-paid recharge platform -Online Recharge Services Private Limited – who run the portal&amp;nbsp;rechargeitnow.com. It grew a whooping 5227%,&amp;nbsp;the </description><thr:total xmlns:thr="http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0">0</thr:total><author>lovlysms@gmail.com (Apoorv Jhudeley)</author></item><item><title>Websites to find Internship opportunities in India</title><link>http://copy-cut.blogspot.com/2012/01/websites-to-find-internship.html</link><category>Christ University</category><category>CTC</category><category>Deli ma</category><category>did you know?</category><category>internet</category><category>internship</category><category>Interview</category><category>MBA</category><category>MBA Specialization</category><category>Student</category><category>websites</category><category>world</category><pubDate>Tue, 3 Jan 2012 17:36:00 +0530</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7588917598764169643.post-7508464211859731771</guid><description>Most of my Juniors are worried about their internship, which is required to be completed by them as per their course&amp;nbsp;curriculum. The major disadvantage is often faced by the people who, opt for the specialization other than Marketing,&amp;nbsp;because&amp;nbsp;very less companies visit the campus, for the role of a intern, for specialization other than finance.

The reason behind is very simple....
</description><thr:total xmlns:thr="http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0">0</thr:total><author>lovlysms@gmail.com (Apoorv Jhudeley)</author></item><item><title>Difference among CV, Resume and Bio Data</title><link>http://copy-cut.blogspot.com/2011/12/difference-among-cv-resume-and-bio-data.html</link><category>CAT</category><category>CTC</category><category>Deli ma</category><category>did you know?</category><category>IIM</category><category>IIT</category><category>India</category><category>Interview</category><category>Lesson Of Life</category><category>MBA</category><category>MBA Specialization</category><category>Student</category><category>world</category><pubDate>Thu, 8 Dec 2011 22:49:00 +0530</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7588917598764169643.post-3210852928857637802</guid><description>Often I had a doubt about what is a difference between CV, Resume and Biodata. On a broader note I know the difference between Biodata and Resume, but CV and Resume was difficult.

Finally I got to know the&amp;nbsp;difference&amp;nbsp;among three and I am&amp;nbsp;sharing&amp;nbsp;the same with you all.



Difference among CV, Resume and Bio Data



People use the words RESUME, C.V., and BIO-DATA </description><thr:total xmlns:thr="http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0">0</thr:total><author>lovlysms@gmail.com (Apoorv Jhudeley)</author></item><item><title>How to Crack Interviews...</title><link>http://copy-cut.blogspot.com/2011/12/how-to-crack-interviews.html</link><category>Education</category><category>exam</category><category>facts</category><category>IIM</category><category>IIT</category><category>Indian Railway</category><category>infosys</category><category>Interview</category><category>MBA</category><category>Student</category><category>Tips n Tricks</category><category>world</category><pubDate>Tue, 6 Dec 2011 21:29:00 +0530</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7588917598764169643.post-7173251256780154302</guid><description>
1. Tell me about yourself
The most often asked question in interviews. You need to have a short statement prepared in your mind. Be careful that it does not sound rehearsed. Limit it to work-related items unless instructed otherwise. Talk about things you have done and jobs you have held that relate to the position you are interviewing for. Start with the item farthest back and work up to the </description><thr:total xmlns:thr="http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0">0</thr:total><author>lovlysms@gmail.com (Apoorv Jhudeley)</author></item><item><title>The Get Lucky List</title><link>http://copy-cut.blogspot.com/2011/12/get-lucky-list.html</link><category>Education</category><category>exam</category><category>facts</category><category>IIM</category><category>IIT</category><category>Indian Railway</category><category>infosys</category><category>Interview</category><category>MBA</category><category>Student</category><category>Tips n Tricks</category><category>world</category><pubDate>Mon, 5 Dec 2011 19:16:00 +0530</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7588917598764169643.post-8439930862630606760</guid><description>

It is middle of the night as am writing this. I was just reading an old book (Liberation Management, pages 612–614) on my shelf that had this chapter on luck. It just fired my imagination and I just had to put my adapted version of this down.






Luck does play a big part in success.If you at times find yourself throwing your hands up in the air in despair, try a few of these strategies to </description><thr:total xmlns:thr="http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0">0</thr:total><author>lovlysms@gmail.com (Apoorv Jhudeley)</author></item><item><title>Get (un)Settled In Life</title><link>http://copy-cut.blogspot.com/2011/12/get-unsettled-in-life.html</link><pubDate>Mon, 5 Dec 2011 19:06:00 +0530</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7588917598764169643.post-4482630877512409479</guid><description>







You should get settled in life.



Study hard so you can get a good degree.



Be an engineer, a doctor, a chartered accountant or at the very least, at least an MBA!!!



Work hard so you can get a good job.



Keep working so you can get a good salary.



Get settled. Get married. Have kids.



Get your own home. That guy is getting ahead.



Enter home loan, car loan, this loan and the</description><thr:total xmlns:thr="http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0">0</thr:total><author>lovlysms@gmail.com (Apoorv Jhudeley)</author></item><item><title>Why Sales?</title><link>http://copy-cut.blogspot.com/2011/12/why-sales.html</link><category>Education</category><category>exam</category><category>facts</category><category>IIM</category><category>IIT</category><category>Indian Railway</category><category>infosys</category><category>Interview</category><category>MBA</category><category>MBA Specialization</category><category>Student</category><category>Tips n Tricks</category><category>world</category><pubDate>Sun, 4 Dec 2011 13:17:00 +0530</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7588917598764169643.post-5548315634037419092</guid><description>Last days a company visited my University Campus for the purpose of recruitment. They offered a role of Sales Manager. Being a finance graduate my friends were pretty surprised, why I was sitting for such a company. If I was interested in sales profile then I should have opted for marketing, why Finance?


Why Sales?

Its a very big question mark?



Before moving further I would like to ask all </description><thr:total xmlns:thr="http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0">1</thr:total><author>lovlysms@gmail.com (Apoorv Jhudeley)</author></item><item><title>The Best "Out-Of-Office" E-Mail Auto-Replies:</title><link>http://copy-cut.blogspot.com/2011/12/best-out-of-office-e-mail-auto-replies.html</link><pubDate>Sun, 4 Dec 2011 13:13:00 +0530</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7588917598764169643.post-713098982633661868</guid><description>



1:&amp;nbsp;I am currently out at a job interview and will reply to you if&amp;nbsp;I fail to get the position&amp;nbsp;.2: I'm not really out of the office. I'm just ignoring you.3: You are receiving this automatic notification because I am out of the office. If I was in, chances are you wouldn't have received anything at all.



4: Sorry to have missed you but I am at the doctors having my brain </description><thr:total xmlns:thr="http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0">0</thr:total><author>lovlysms@gmail.com (Apoorv Jhudeley)</author></item><item><title>Funny humor about I.T. Companies</title><link>http://copy-cut.blogspot.com/2011/12/funny-humor-about-it-companies.html</link><pubDate>Sun, 4 Dec 2011 13:09:00 +0530</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7588917598764169643.post-4959337440201630140</guid><description>








A Company decides to adopt Fridays as Casual Day and they issued a Memo to all department intimating the same.

&amp;nbsp;

Week 1Memo 1: Effective this week, the company is adopting Fridays as Casual Day. Employees are free to dress in the casual attire of their choice.

&amp;nbsp;

Week 3Memo 2: Spandex and leather micro-miniskirts are not appropriate attire for Casual Day.

&amp;nbsp;

Week 6Memo</description><thr:total xmlns:thr="http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0">0</thr:total><author>lovlysms@gmail.com (Apoorv Jhudeley)</author></item><item><title>Will the standard of education go down if the quota system is implemented without any quality checks?</title><link>http://copy-cut.blogspot.com/2011/07/will-standard-of-education-go-down-if.html</link><category>govenrment</category><category>India</category><category>reservation</category><pubDate>Wed, 27 Jul 2011 23:51:00 +0530</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7588917598764169643.post-8264264567158275184</guid><description>
The Supreme Court today said reservation in educational institutions and jobs for the backward class is hard reality and students of general category should understand it.&amp;nbsp;


"We know what students (of general category) feel. We understand their blood boils when they see students (of reserved class) having less marks are getting admission but they should know that reservation is the hard </description><thr:total xmlns:thr="http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0">0</thr:total><author>lovlysms@gmail.com (Apoorv Jhudeley)</author></item><item><title>Hang Ajmal Kasab: The Nations Culprit</title><link>http://copy-cut.blogspot.com/2011/07/hang-ajmal-kasab-nations-culprit.html</link><category>ajmal kasab</category><category>bomb blast</category><category>Bombay</category><category>India</category><pubDate>Sun, 17 Jul 2011 17:55:00 +0530</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7588917598764169643.post-3164707000409171801</guid><description>
Some people are in a view that day when Mumbai faced 3 serial blast once again, was not the B'day of AJMAL KASAB...&amp;nbsp;
I want to ask our home minister and president of India who is not replying on the mercy petition of Kasab, by utilizing her pocket Veto power, that you really want the neighboring nation to&amp;nbsp;repeat&amp;nbsp;those Bomb blast once again on his birthday...&amp;nbsp;
Please Mrs. </description><thr:total xmlns:thr="http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0">0</thr:total><author>lovlysms@gmail.com (Apoorv Jhudeley)</author></item><item><title>New Rupee Symbol On Keyboard</title><link>http://copy-cut.blogspot.com/2011/07/new-rupee-symbol-on-keyboard.html</link><category>New</category><category>rupee</category><category>Rupee Symbol</category><category>technology</category><pubDate>Sat, 16 Jul 2011 22:18:00 +0530</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7588917598764169643.post-3140953122624951784</guid><description>
Last year new rupee symbol had been launched – but it was very difficult for online users to use this symbol as there was no dedicated key which was given to the Rupee symbol as it is in case of the Dollar, Euro or the Pound. They had to&amp;nbsp;use a workaround&amp;nbsp;for Rupee symbol to show up on the browser.

Alternatively, there was also a&amp;nbsp;rupee symbol font&amp;nbsp;which was released by </description><thr:total xmlns:thr="http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0">0</thr:total><author>lovlysms@gmail.com (Apoorv Jhudeley)</author></item><item><title>Ten Technology Trends that will change the world in Ten Years</title><link>http://copy-cut.blogspot.com/2011/07/ten-technology-trends-that-will-change.html</link><category>facts</category><category>internet</category><category>technology</category><category>world</category><pubDate>Sat, 16 Jul 2011 22:12:00 +0530</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7588917598764169643.post-6069043959070854250</guid><description>
We are lucky to be living in this day and age – Technology has positively affected our lives more than any other previous generations.

Cisco’s Dave Evans recently&amp;nbsp;released&amp;nbsp;a presentation called “Ten Technology Trends that will change the world in Ten Years”. It is amazing to see how our lives will change in next 10 years due to technology advancements.

Here are some interesting </description><thr:total xmlns:thr="http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0">0</thr:total><author>lovlysms@gmail.com (Apoorv Jhudeley)</author></item><item><title/><link>http://copy-cut.blogspot.com/2011/07/being-put-in-friend-zone-by-girl-can-be.html</link><pubDate>Thu, 7 Jul 2011 21:19:00 +0530</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7588917598764169643.post-713097783014727138</guid><description>Being put in the friend zone by a girl can be an extremely frustrating experience for you. After all you put in all this work to act pleasant to the ladies, take her out for dinner, compliment her, are always there to help, yet in the end all she wants to do is be friends. A situation like this will make you indignant and annoyed when it comes to dating girls. Most fellows think when they get put</description><thr:total xmlns:thr="http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0">0</thr:total><author>lovlysms@gmail.com (Apoorv Jhudeley)</author></item><item><title>Turning a friend into boy/gal friend</title><link>http://copy-cut.blogspot.com/2011/07/turning-friend-into-boygal-friend.html</link><category>Bak Bak</category><category>Boyfriend</category><category>friendship</category><category>girlfriend</category><category>love</category><category>romance</category><pubDate>Thu, 7 Jul 2011 21:11:00 +0530</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7588917598764169643.post-4404397416033406094</guid><description>Its something which happens a lot with a individual. Maybe some people say its childish but its the fact that almost every girl/boy finds him/her self in this situation sooner or later: There is guy/gal you've been friends with for months, and you have developed a huge crush on him. You get along great, and you spend a lot of time together. Sometimes you think he's/she's into you; his/her teasing</description><thr:total xmlns:thr="http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0">1</thr:total><author>lovlysms@gmail.com (Apoorv Jhudeley)</author></item><item><title>Hungry Cows</title><link>http://copy-cut.blogspot.com/2011/06/hungry-cows.html</link><category>concept</category><category>MBA</category><category>MBA Specialization</category><category>Student</category><pubDate>Tue, 28 Jun 2011 22:30:00 +0530</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7588917598764169643.post-4859222990803305989</guid><description>The following post is a theory by Mr.BADARI KUMAR ALAPATI&amp;nbsp;who is pursuing MBA in MARKETING from CHRIST UNIVERSITY INSTITUTE OF MANAGEMENT.

HUNGRY COWS
&amp;nbsp;A theory proposed by&amp;nbsp;Badari Kumar Alapati,&amp;nbsp;for the "analysis of&amp;nbsp;franchise location".

Introduction:When a company wishes to open a franchise, it will consider many factors like:
Ø&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;The potential power at the </description><media:thumbnail xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/" height="72" url="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjzVat235yxTP3ed5rb_mq1FJbyJVJFiVrmWkWQkC4eS0VExL3IqeYPUQ86jVbS8uIIcZjkSrdsKwhfDjLdcMGYFZUOSrj9ff2M3nM8exlpxWK9DlVJscpZBvEC_hOQqwlohTTUcYlt41d3/s72-c/shed+of+cows.png" width="72"/><thr:total xmlns:thr="http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0">0</thr:total><author>lovlysms@gmail.com (Apoorv Jhudeley)</author></item><item><title>Just Like That....</title><link>http://copy-cut.blogspot.com/2011/06/just-like-that.html</link><category>Bak Bak</category><category>Bingo</category><category>love story</category><category>Poem</category><pubDate>Tue, 28 Jun 2011 22:07:00 +0530</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7588917598764169643.post-86615294038302877</guid><description>Aaj humko unki yaad bahut aa rahi hai,sapne mein bass wo hi nazar aa rahe hai,dil mein kuch ehsaas hain liye baithe hai,kash hum unhe ye kahe sake ye sapne sanjoye baithe,
Jis taraf bhi dekho, yeh nazar unko dhoondhti hai,dil mein armaano ki kashti gote kha rahe hai,kuch kahena hai unko, kuch sunna hai unse,par ye duri aaj samahj aa rahe hai,aaj humko unki yaad bahut aa rahe hai.-Appu :)</description><thr:total xmlns:thr="http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0">0</thr:total><author>lovlysms@gmail.com (Apoorv Jhudeley)</author></item><item><title>Us Pagli Ladki Ke Bin Jeena</title><link>http://copy-cut.blogspot.com/2011/06/us-pagli-ladki-ke-bin-jeena.html</link><category>kumar Vishwas</category><category>love</category><category>Pagli Ladki</category><category>Poem</category><pubDate>Tue, 28 Jun 2011 19:57:00 +0530</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7588917598764169643.post-8850306417413197890</guid><description>From last few days things are going&amp;nbsp;pretty&amp;nbsp;good in my life... At someplace, somewhere I am finding being in a couple is one of the most amazing&amp;nbsp;experience of a human life... Though I am still not engaged in any relationship... but at times I remember some lines of one of my Best poet whom I admire a lot... Dr. Kumar Vishwas... an amazing personality, with an amazing&amp;nbsp;intellect.</description><thr:total xmlns:thr="http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0">0</thr:total><author>lovlysms@gmail.com (Apoorv Jhudeley)</author></item><item><title>Respect Her....</title><link>http://copy-cut.blogspot.com/2011/06/respect-her.html</link><category>love</category><category>people</category><category>Respect</category><category>women</category><pubDate>Mon, 6 Jun 2011 20:08:00 +0530</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7588917598764169643.post-4547563903165776601</guid><description>Tomorrow you may get a working woman, but you should marry her with these facts as well.
Here is a girl, who is as much educated as you are;&amp;nbsp;Who is earning almost as much as you do;
One, who has dreams and aspirations just as&amp;nbsp;you have because she is as human as you are;
One, who has never entered the kitchen in her life just like you or your&amp;nbsp;Sister haven't, as she was busy in </description><thr:total xmlns:thr="http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0">0</thr:total><author>lovlysms@gmail.com (Apoorv Jhudeley)</author></item><item><title>HRD NOTICE TO EMPLOYEES</title><link>http://copy-cut.blogspot.com/2011/05/hrd-notice-to-employees.html</link><category>Bak Bak</category><category>funny</category><category>jokes</category><category>MBA</category><pubDate>Sun, 1 May 2011 12:33:00 +0530</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7588917598764169643.post-2549201298182484851</guid><description>Dear STAFF,Please be advised that these are NEW rules and regulations implemented to raise the efficiency of our firm.***********1) TRANSPORTATION:It is advised that you come to work driving a car according to your salary.a) If we see you driving a Honda, we assume you are doing well financially and therefore you do not need a raise.b) If you drive a 10 year old car or taking public </description><thr:total xmlns:thr="http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0">0</thr:total><author>lovlysms@gmail.com (Apoorv Jhudeley)</author></item></channel></rss>