My Endeavour

250 sec with Mallika Sherawat

2009-10-31T23:35:00.007+05:30

Going to college is like a battle for me which I always rosily look forward to lose. One fine morning when the sun was beating its hammer on the anvil of the land, I fully equipped my arsenal and took the chariot(yeah the red color minibus) for the battlefield. As the chariot wheels started trolling a gentleman sitting in-front of me ushered his seat to a ravishing 31st century girl(you will

Pseudo-secularism..

2009-08-17T19:20:00.009+05:30

Religion, caste, race and color are the roots which has lead to myriads of civil strife ubiquitously. Be it in india where hindu-muslim differences catapulted to the partition, amercian civil war which put an end to the slave dynasty,south Africa’s policy of apartheid, irish-british conflicts, french war which bifurcated protestant and catholic, lebanese war between the christians and the

From Ape to bloke..

2009-08-17T19:16:00.001+05:30

Innovation is the prerogative of the homo-sapiens. Everything in this world is created twice; firstly by contemplating and secondly by implementing those notions physically. The contemporary world is also a prototype what the “early man” vividly visualized then. The vogues of the world are somehow attributed to the erstwhile generations who innovated every unnatural piece in this earth. The adage

Those were the days..

2009-06-29T02:17:00.007+05:30

Those were the days when the moon shoneThe luminance kissed the surface of river rhoneFor now I am as depleted as ozoneWaiting for you to come to my zoneThose were the days when you used to be not aroundMy life would turn upside downFor in search of factitious crown Mea-culpa, I made you frownThose were the days when your one silent glare Would beacon like magnesium flareFor now I am in darkWhere

Life..

2009-05-03T03:07:00.008+05:30

Everytime I look into the mirror,you couldn't find a single error.the day I don't look the mirror,you find java.lang.Throwable error.Everytime I motivated you,you were filled with bliss.when I needed motivation,none was there even to diss.Everytime you ditched,I tried to stitch.but none can go against the treacher life,even when you are having a wonderful wife.Everytime I had a dream,you made me

Poor SRK...

2009-03-20T03:42:00.023+05:30

As the adage goes “Icons are not born rather made”. Icons are epitomized by billions of people in the globe irrespective of caste, creed, and race. But I know an Icon who seriously forged encroachment to multitudes of people. And he is none other than self-proclaimed (pun intended) King Khan. Here are few of his deed indeed needed to be mentioned… 1.He is the only reason why Shahid is still

Mea-Culpa of the Taj Mahal...

2009-01-27T14:17:00.007+05:30

“Crown Palace” alias The Taj Mahal named after my third mistress Mumtaz Mahal, the jewel of the palace is the most mesmerizing masterpiece of my ancestors. If talented people hit the target which no one else can hit then comes a genius who hit the target without seeing it, my master was unanimously one. Beauty is the greatest seducer to mankind and this genius was entangled by the ravishing aura

MAD-HE-MAD-ICS...

2008-12-20T23:19:00.012+05:30

04/100 and 03/100 was my score in the first, second terminal examination(ripleys believe it or not!). Mesmerized! as child seeing the magic but for the first time, yes this was my score in mathematics when I was in eighth standard (irony (breaking news): today I am an IT Engineer). Even Aryabhatta would have repented why he invented zero seeing the score of his indigenous student to be equivalent

USA...The Root of Terrorism

2008-12-18T01:49:00.010+05:30

As you sow so shall you reap…This adage became the de facto for the US of A when they were annihilated by the(shoes..sorry Bush but as the adage goes..:-) metallic kites in the worst terrorist attack ever on 9/11.The Presidential elect Barrack Obama is on record high advocating the escalation of military in Afghanistan. But history has something subtle to say . In the late 70’s the military of

Its all about Money

2008-12-02T14:26:00.002+05:30

Do you think you know a lot about money? Maybe you do. Maybe you don't. But let's see if any of the following facts are in any way surprising to you:1. More of our fantasies are about money... than sex.2. If we could have any luxury in the world (and money didn't matter) more of us would choose to spend money on a butler and a maid than anything else.3. 90% of Americans who own pets buy them

Me....Myself....I

2008-10-02T23:06:00.002+05:30

God threw me in the gifts of Nature's Intelligence and i soaked it like a sponge.A young firm stellar rainmaker in waiting oozing like a gushing mountain stream after rain......that's me AnkitI am not selfish but i want everything:-)

The Corporate Language

2008-08-23T20:40:00.002+05:30

"We will do it" means " You will do it" "You have done a great job" means "More work to be given to you" "We are working on it" means "We have not yet started working on the same" "Tomorrow first thing in the morning" means "Its not getting done...At least not tomorrow !". "After discussion we will decide - I am very open to views" means "I have already decided, I will tell you what to do" "There

A few definitions for the modern era!

2008-08-18T18:57:00.001+05:30

School: A place where Papa pays and Son plays. Life Insurance: A contract that keeps you poor all your life so that you can die Rich. Nurse: A person who wakes you up to give you sleeping pills. Marriage: It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her masters. Divorce: Future tense of Marriage. Tears: The hydraulic force by which masculine willpower is defeated

Aspiration v/s unreasonable demands...

2008-07-31T02:17:00.003+05:30

“She smiled at you because she thinks you are her father’s best friend”……I pouted to my mate when he tried to hit at my gf. I’m addicted to mock at people and life seems to reciprocate it. My psychometric test result seems in ambivalent state........... ” You have a desire to do your best and to explore your full potential. This gives you a sense of satisfaction and personal fulfillment. However

Once in a Blue Moon...

2008-07-14T02:11:00.005+05:30

I was so blasé with my lappy dinging the same jaded bollywood beats that I slapped the headphone and pigeonholed it. Seldom I become boorish but when my aplomb berserks, it gets into sort of morbid state. A night of july was one such experience when solitude enveloped me into its aura. It felt like a proletarian caught in bourgeoisie net. When these types of thoughts beckon us “hapless” is the

OOL..Owl or Lark

2008-06-26T00:04:00.002+05:30

Folks baptized me “ullu ka patha”(owls sycophant). At that time I just used to grumble at them but just few days back I came to know that owl is the “Bird Of Wisdom” All my 20 years of experience in the globe I thought it to be “Bird Of Night” , common sense isn’t it? The audacious owl who surveys the world spreading the light of wisdom and strikingly polar is the melodious Lark, “the

Thomas Days..

2008-06-03T13:33:00.006+05:30

Caesar’s destiny was linked with conspiracy but mine had something else in store. I was pretty much obsessive to get into commerce but a thought (AB ad- an idea can change your life…..its true its explicitly true in my case) provoked which made me cross the Rubicon and took science at the eleventh hour of my application letter to principal Mirza. My school

Time and Tide never waits...

2008-05-15T17:09:00.004+05:30

When I was a child i use to often hear my dad saying"Waqt se bada koi dost nahi hota aur waqt se bada koi dushman nahi hota"(Time is the best friend as well as best enemy).At that age i was very much ignorant.But today i can realize how it can create an impact on the common man.People often says I dont have time ........itz just like saying you dont have time to stop for fuel because you are too

Yaadein..Yaad aati hain !

2008-05-01T14:16:00.004+05:30

Both lived in the same building , played several game amongst long time back. The bull dog ignorant when she grew and his love too. He would spend hours waiting in the stairs for the bull frog to open the door till the milkman arrived exactly at 7:45 in dark. Both eyes met, he turned red, she turned pink ,millions of words exchanged in that silent glare. In that one second they lived their live

The World's most weird cases

2008-03-19T19:38:00.001+05:30

In September 2004, judge Ak Patabendige of Sri Lanka jailed a man for yawning in the court. A Father from Beijing was refused legal permission to name his son “@” after the keyboard character. Permission was declined on legal basis that all names should capable of being translated into mandarin. In 2007, a court in India was asked to decide whether a vibrating condom is contraceptive or a sex

Down in the dumps......

2008-03-13T17:41:00.001+05:30

When I asked my cousin “which is our national sport”, the answer was pretty obvious to my conscience “Cricket” ……..Hockey, once an Indian pride is now India’s ignominy. It has now become the national film or rather national slogan which is quiet famous “chak de india”.The game is successful stuff in bollywood films but has little relevance in reality. There was once a time when Indian hockey was

MATRICK PASS MONKEY.

2008-02-23T22:45:00.000+05:30

When I was born people were rejoicing (ladka hua) and i was crying seeing the scissor which cut my umbilical cord(isn’t it ridiculous,I don’t remember but that’s common sense). My family pedigree always represented blue-blood but with my birth it turned red. After completing two decade in this earth when I go back to my huggies days (although I never wore it) I wonder what a brat I was. Just as

Sourav "Dada" Ganguly...

2008-02-21T10:32:00.003+05:30

Being an Indian celebrity is always a challenge that nurtures 3 folds especially if you belong to the cricketing world.Whether you be Cricketer,Bolly Star,Politician all have special priority list in media (and if u seek attention of INDIA TV then only Yama can save u).Here is a live testimony who have seen the greatest ups and downs of his career,probably has gone through enormous media