The blond star of “The Hills” talks about some of her recent surgeries, Lauren Conrad, and most importantly, how you can contact your senator to push bank and credit card reform.

Did anyone see the phone number to call? I got distracted about 6 seconds in…

In my guts, I suspect that could only be attained when the last shreds of human instinct are beaten-out of existence via unimaginably powerful bureaucratic apparatuses which regulate every facet of life and constantly hold the hammer of punishment over people’s heads. Just imagine what kind of Utopian workplace that would turn-out to be, eh? Plus, it’ll work-out swell for the people holding the hammer.

But until that marvelous day arrives, us folks will have to make do with, shall we say, less-than-ideal palliatives. (Hallelujah!) And on that note, famed actress Marion Cotillard is on the case to inform us of an elegant solution to the age-old problem of getting those meatheads to look you in the eyes instead of at your juggs.

Best of all, it has NOTHING to do with you closing up the topmost buttons on your blouse so that the lacy edges of your bra don’t tantalizingly peek-out. That’s a ridiculous idea and there’s no reason you should ever considering doing that as long as you live. Ever. Pretty please? So purge that heresy from your silly little head immediately.

Right. Instead, you ought to consider getting a pair of Forehead Tittaes™ by Janae, which is a far more sensible thing to do. Plus, it sounds French. Or Walloon. Or something.

Let’s watch!

Simple. Elegant. Sensible. Buy some for yourself and for all your friends.

Hmm. You know… I think I might’ve seen a pair of those being worn by some background characters in a particularly cheap episode of Babylon 5 one time.

Ladies, we applaud you.

Some other ladies not shy about showing off their ample assets on the red carpet included Mariah Carey, Hilary Swank, Vanessa Hudgens, Stacey Dash, and Amber Rose.

Who was your favorite breast dressed celebrity of the evening?

The chef began experimenting with human milk in the kitchen eight weeks ago after his wife gave birth and she began freezing her excess milk. The idea has delighted some, and disgusted others, but is not the first attempt to promote human milk for general consumption.

A while back a Swiss restaurant named Storchen introduced a menu featuring human breast-milk edibles, which inspired PETA to ask ice-cream giant Ben & Jerry’s to switch from unhealthy bovine juice from tormented calves (aka cow milk) to healthier, humane human breast milk.

Though Ben & Jerry’s wasn’t so keen on the idea, Daniel Angerer’s supporters are now urging him to consider making breast milk ice cream as well. The chef invites anyone who’s interested to try his titillating creation, and even offers a recipe for the cheese on his blog should you ever actually want to try it at home.

Interesting idea for the purposes of sustainable eating, but I think I’ll have to take a pass on this one.

[ From: opposingviews.com ]

The city council of Aurora, CO deemed the ad legal after people complained, but then the coffee shop’s landlord took it down anyway on Wednesday for the sake of being a good neighbor. The decline of business due to the removal of the banner has yet to be determined.

[ From: AdFreak.com ]

1. How long have you wanted surgery?
   Ever since I can remember.
2. Where did you hear about MFI?
   It was being talked about on a modeling website I’m on so I decided to check it out.
3. How long did it take you?
   I’ve been on the site for almost 2 years but wasn’t active. But once I put my mind to it and got active it only took about 2 months.
4. About how many hours per day or week did you spend on MFI?
   About 2.
5. What do you think was the most successful thing you did on the site?
   Messaged like crazy!
6. Do you have any special advice for other ladies?
   Not to give up, I gave up twice, I could have had them a year ago if I wouldn’t have given up.
7. Tell us about your first and last donation.
   I’m really not sure. My first one was when I first joined forever ago. And because I had some issues with the quote from my doctor, I actually made more than I needed. so I’m not sure what it was :/
8. How much of your total was from messages and how much from donations?
   3362 from donations, 1182 from messages.
9. When did you realize this might work for you?
   A few girls I knew from other sites got their surgeries & I was like hey I could too if I wouldn’t give up haha.
10. How big are you planning to go?
11. Do your friends and family know about you and MFI?
    Yes.
12. What’s the best thing a benefactor did for you?
    I have really bad anxiety disorders and I had a great benefactor that anytime I was feeling stressed would talk to me about it and always made me feel better :]
13. What was your favorite moment during your time on MFI?
    HOF!
14. Was there anyone who you took inspiration from on your trip to the Hall of Fame? You don’t have to name names.
    There is one :]
15. Has being on MFI made any difference in your life besides breasts and time?
    It will once I get the surgery! I’m a model & I know it will help my career.
16. Would you recommend it for a friend?
    For sure.
17. Which lady are you rooting for to succeed next?
    I’m not sure.
18. What new feature would you most like to see on MFI?
    Hmm I think its great how it is.
19. What was the best part of the “MFI experience” (besides boobs of course)?
    Meeting all the great guys.
20. What’s the first piece of lingerie you plan to purchase when you get your new breasts?
    Well my best friend is a lingerie model & already has them. So I can’t wait to be able to raid her closet & fit in all her hott stuff!

Bonus Questions

1. Did you ever have a moment that made you doubt you were going to make it?
   Several

Once the policy is implemented, it will be a lot harder to go for an extended period of time without either having the surgery, or at least staying active on the site. If a surgery must be delayed for whatever reason, we feel that it is only fair to require that those in HOF at least keep their friends informed as to the reason(s) why.

We hope that with this change it will be less likely that we see a once friendly face disappear upon reaching her goal, as she is still a very important part of the MFI community.

According to Alaimo’s suit filing, her breasts now “appear flattened on the bottom with severe swells the size of a softball on top,” and that she suffers from “pain… disability, loss of self-esteem, humiliation and embarrassment.”

Even after undergoing two corrective procedures -the first with the original doctor- Alaimo purportedly suffered more scarring and “implants that slid downward, making her breasts appear even further deformed.”

In terms of a defense, the doctor’s lawyer said that Alaimo should have been more aware of the risks of plastic surgery before going under the knife.”Plastic surgery is trivialized,” He said.  “But the reality is that plastic surgery is just that—surgery. There are no guarantees.”

Yes, there will always be  risks associated with surgery. But four boobs even after two corrective surgeries? I don’t think he’s going to win this one.

[ From: consumerist.com ]

1. How long have you wanted surgery?
   For about 3 years. I gained some weight then lost it so my boobs died.
2. Where did you hear about MFI?
   I Googled breast augmentation financing and found it. After I found it though, I heard about it on the radio and other places so I knew it was legit.
3. How long did it take you?
   Nearly 10 months.
4. About how many hours per day or week did you spend on MFI?
   I’d say anywhere from 1 to 5 hours a day depending on the day.
5. What do you think was the most successful thing you did on the site?
   Post a ton of pictures and made some amazing friends. Have interesting conversations. Believe it or not, guys do enjoy talking too
6. Do you have any special advice for other ladies?
   Log on every day about the same time each day. Even if it’s not for 5 hours, you will find that the same people are on at the same times so you get a chance to make friends because humans are creatures of habits. Even if you are on only for one hour each day in the evening after work.
7. Tell us about your first and last donation.
   My first donation was from someone who, I think, just wanted to see me get started (I think they were a little intoxicated too. Haha!)
   My last donation was from someone I never chatted with but messaged back and forth several times. He had an amazing sense of humor and thought I was amusing too for some reason.
8. How much of your total was from messages and how much from donations?
   Donations = $4,712 and Messages = $858
9. When did you realize this might work for you?
   When I hit the $1,000 mark. I never thought it could actually happen until then. I thought about quitting every other day until I hit 1k.
10. How big are you planning to go?
    34DD.
11. Do your friends and family know about you and MFI?
    1 person knows. Everyone else thinks I’m paying for it myself.
12. What’s the best thing a benefactor did for you?
    Made me feel like I deserved this.
13. What was your favorite moment during your time on MFI?
    Hitting HOF I think.
14. Was there anyone who you took inspiration from on your trip to the Hall of Fame? You don’t have to name names.
    I don’t have to name names, but can I? LOL. The two ladies who PIF’d for me were great inspirations. Carlee and Angelina!
15. Has being on MFI made any difference in your life besides breasts and time?
    Of course. I have met some people that I will never forget. It still boggles my mind sometimes that there are people out there willing to help even if they get nothing in return.
16. Would you recommend it for a friend?
    Definitely!
17. Which lady are you rooting for to succeed next?
    All of the ladies on any of the Top 20 lists. These ladies are working hard and are determined to succeed.
18. What new feature would you most like to see on MFI?
    HOF girls get to communicate with other ladies. It’s a great way to help others and find a girl you’d want to PIF for.
19. What was the best part of the “MFI experience” (besides boobs of course)?
    Getting to know others who are in the same boat as you. Ladies who want new boobs and guys willing to help out.
20. What’s the first piece of lingerie you plan to purchase when you get your new breasts?
    A new bra of course! I am already looking online at the new size that I’m wanting to be. I’m close to buying one now, but I know that’d be foolish. I should wait until they are already in my chest and get measured. I don’t want to though!!! I have no patience.

Bonus Questions

1. What question would you like me to ask the next person to make the Hall of Fame?
   Did you have more of your donations come from a few select friends or a variety of gentlemen?
2. Were you completely honest your whole journey here?
   Mostly Yes. I was myself.
3. Is there anything else you’d like to add?
   Can’t wait for BOOOOOBBBIIIEESSSS!