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Wake up style

noreply@blogger.com (Loganathan) — Sat, 21 Nov 2009 13:09:00 +0000

Jaipur Foot Camp in Chennai (Oct 6 & 7)

noreply@blogger.com (Loganathan) — Mon, 21 Sep 2009 15:55:00 +0000

Tree cutter

noreply@blogger.com (Loganathan) — Sun, 20 Sep 2009 05:19:00 +0000

No limit for friendship

noreply@blogger.com (Loganathan) — Sun, 20 Sep 2009 05:18:00 +0000

HIROSHIMA 64 YEARS LATER

noreply@blogger.com (Loganathan) — Sun, 20 Sep 2009 05:16:00 +0000

God's creation is always the Best...

noreply@blogger.com (Loganathan) — Fri, 11 Sep 2009 21:42:00 +0000

Kamal's Instinct: Coincidal - Sounds comedy but fact....

noreply@blogger.com (Loganathan) — Fri, 11 Sep 2009 21:38:00 +0000

Kamal's Instinct: Coincidal - Sounds comedy but fact....

1) In 1978, Kamal's tamil movie "Sivappu Rojakal" was released. He
played the role of a Psychopath killer (femicide). A year later, a guy
named "Psycho Raman" was caught for brutally murdering people
especially women.

2) In 1988, kamal played the role of a unemployed youth in the movie
"Sathya". In 89-90's our country faced lot of problems due to
unemployment.

3) In 1992, his blockbuster movie "Devar Magan" was released. Its a
village based subject. The movie portrayed scenes of communal clashes.
Exactly a year later in 1993, there were many communal clashes in
southern districts.

4) We all know in 1996 many people in our country was cheated by
finance companies. Our Kamal Hasan had clearly depicted this in his
movie "mahanadhi" which was released in 1994, well a year in advance.

5) In "Heyram"(2000), there are few scenes relating to Hindu Muslim
clashes . We all know 2 years later, godhra (Gujarat riots) incident
happened.

6) He used a word called tsunami in his movie "Anbesivam"(2003).The word tsunami was not known to many people before. In 2004,tsunami
stuck the east coast of our country and many people lost their lives.

7) In his movie "Vettaiyadu Vilayadu "(2006) there are two characters called Ila & amudhan who played the roles of psychopath killers. After
3 months of release of the movie, the noida serial killing came to
light (moninder & sathish)

8) In his latest movie "Dasavatharam" in 2008 he mentioned about a
deadly virus, which if not contained may destroy the world. Now in
2009 we have the Swine Flu spreading in America where the film was
shot.

Future of Dating...

noreply@blogger.com (Loganathan) — Fri, 11 Sep 2009 21:35:00 +0000

Infusing IPL rules into EXAMS

noreply@blogger.com (Loganathan) — Fri, 11 Sep 2009 21:16:00 +0000

Cricket has reached exciting levels with IPL, so we suggest infusing the same thing into exams,

Some suggestions:- Last one is the best.....!!!!!

1. Reduce exam duration to 1 hr and marks to 50.

2. Introduce strategic break after 30 minutes.

3. 1st 15 minutes power play that is no invigilator in the exam hall.
(Everyone will love this...!)

4. Introduce fair play awards.

5. If any wrong question is asked you can give your own answer for the next question .......FREE HIT........ !!!!!!!!!

The last and the best.

6. Cheer girls to cheer for every correct answer written....!!!

Career path finder-As per Indian Method of Education.

noreply@blogger.com (Loganathan) — Fri, 11 Sep 2009 21:14:00 +0000

Drink is equal to yoga

noreply@blogger.com (Loganathan) — Fri, 11 Sep 2009 21:08:00 +0000

Walk on Water

noreply@blogger.com (Loganathan) — Sat, 08 Aug 2009 06:25:00 +0000

Walk on Water

Microsoft's Project Natal for XBOX 360...you are the controller!!!

noreply@blogger.com (Loganathan) — Wed, 29 Jul 2009 01:39:00 +0000

Santa Singh

noreply@blogger.com (Loganathan) — Wed, 01 Jul 2009 18:40:00 +0000

Each Friday night after work, Santa Singh would fire up his outdoor grill and cook a tandoori chicken and some meat kebabs. But, all of his neighbours were strict Catholics .... and since it was Lent, they were forbidden from eating chicken and meat on a Friday.

The delicious aroma from the grilled meats was causing such a problem for the Catholic faithful that they finally talked to their Priest.

The Priest came to visit Santa, and suggested that he become a Catholic. After several classes and much study, Santa attended Mass .... and as the priest sprinkled holy water over him, he said, "You were born a Sikh, and raised a Sikh, but now, you are a Catholic."

Santa’s neighbors were greatly relieved, until Friday night arrived.

The wonderful aroma of tandoori chicken and meat kebabs filled the neighborhood. The Priest was called immediately by the neighbors and, as he rushed into Santa's backyard, clutching a rosary and prepared to scold him, he stopped and watched in amazement...

There stood Santa, holding a small bottle of holy water which he carefully sprinkled over the grilling meats and chanted:

"Oye, you waz born a chicken, and you waz born a lamb, you waz raised a chicken, and you waz raised a lamb but now yara(dear), you are a potato and tomato"!

Rajnikant Knows Everyone & Everyone Knows Rajnikant

noreply@blogger.com (Loganathan) — Wed, 01 Jul 2009 18:39:00 +0000

Rajnikant was bragging to Amitabh Bachan one day, "You know, I know everyone, Just name someone, anyone, and I know them.
Tired of his boasting, Amitabh Bachan called his bluff, "OK, Rajini how about Tom Cruise?" "Sure, yes, Tom and I are old friends, and I can prove it" Rajini said. So Rajini and Amitabh Bachan fly out to Hollywood and knock on Tom Cruise's door, and sure enough, Tom Cruise shouts :--- "Thalaiva! Great to see you! You and your friend come right in and join me for lunch!”...Although impressed, Amitabh Bachan is still skeptical. After they leave Cruise's house, he tells Rajini that he thinks Rajini knowing Cruise was just lucky. "No, no, just name anyone else" Rajini says.”President Obama", Amitabh Bachan quickly retorts.”Yes", Rajini says, "I know him. And off they go. At the White House, Obama spots Rajini on the tour and motions him, saying, :----"Rajini, what a surprise, I was just on my way to a meeting, but you and your friend come on in and let's have a cup of coffee first and catch up". Well, Amitabh Bachan is much shaken by now, but still not totally convinced. After they leave the White House grounds, he implores him to name anyone else. "The Pope," Amitabh Bachan replies ..."Sure!" says Rajini, "My folks are from Italy and I've known the Pope a long time".

Rajini and Amitabh Bachan are assembled with the masses in Vatican Square when Rajini says, "This will never work. I can't catch the Pope's eye among all these people. Tell you what, I know all the guards so let me just go upstairs and I'll come out on the balcony with the Pope." And he disappears into the crowd headed toward the Vatican... Sure enough, half an hour later Rajini emerges with the Pope on the balcony. But by the time Rajini returns, he finds that Amitabh Bachan has had a heart attack and is surrounded by paramedics. Working his way to Amitabh Bachan's side, Rajini asks him, "What happened?"

Amitabh Bachan looks up and says, "I was doing fine until u and the pope came out on the balcony and the man next to me said,

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"Who's that on the balcony with Rajini?"

Modern definitions for today's office!

noreply@blogger.com (Loganathan) — Wed, 01 Jul 2009 18:35:00 +0000

1) Project Manager is a Person who thinks nine women can deliver a baby in One month.

2) Developer is a Person who thinks it will take 18 months to deliver a Baby.

3) Onsite Coordinator is one who thinks single woman can deliver nine babies in one month.

4) Client is the one who doesn't know why he wants a baby.

5) Marketing Manager is a person who thinks he can deliver a baby even if no man and woman are available.

6) Resource Optimization Team thinks they don't need a man or woman; they'll produce a child with zero resources.

7) Documentation Team thinks they don't care whether the child is delivered, they'll just document 9 months.

8) Quality Auditor is the person who is never happy with the PROCESS to produce a baby.

And lastly.................

9) Tester is a person who always tells his wife that this is not the Right baby.

Tester Rocks...

Easy way to reduce weight...Interesting .

noreply@blogger.com (Loganathan) — Wed, 01 Jul 2009 18:34:00 +0000

One fat guy - goes to a popular GYM in Bangalore sees an ad for a new gym. guaranteeing to reduce anyone's weight by 5, 10 or 20 kilograms on the first day. So he goes and tells them he wants to lose 5 kg. They lead him into a huge gym with all kinds of ropes and parallel bars and ladders and tell him to wait a minute. He's standing there when on the far side of the gym a door opens and out steps a beautiful girl, with a sign saying "If you catch me, I'm yours."

He starts running, and just as he gets close, she starts picking up speed. Before he knows it, he's running all over the gym, up the ladders, down the ladders, across the parallel bars, here and there. And just as he's about to catch the blonde, pop, she disappears through a door. In comes the management who lead him to the showers, and then weigh him. Sure enough, he lost exactly 5 kg.

He's back on the street and starts to think.."God, I was so close to catching her. If I had a little more time..."So he races back to the gym and says, "I want to lose 20 more kg.""No problem," says the manager.Again he is led to the large gym. This time he's standing by the door when it opens. Out comes a Gorilla with a sign. "If I catch you, you're mine."

Police Protection-nice one

noreply@blogger.com (Loganathan) — Wed, 01 Jul 2009 18:27:00 +0000

Give a few minutes of your precious time..

George Phillips, an elderly man, from Meridian, Mississippi, was going up to bed, when his wife told him that he'd left the light on in the garden shed, which she could see from the bedroom window. George opened the back door to go turn off the light, but saw that there were people in the shed stealing things.

He phoned the police, who asked "Is someone in your house?" He said "No," but some people are breaking into my garden shed and stealing from me.

Then the police dispatcher said "All patrols are busy. You should lock your doors and an officer will be along when one is available.."

George said, "Okay."

He hung up the phone and counted to 30. Then he phoned the police again.

"Hello,I just called you a few seconds ago because there were people stealing things from my shed.. Well, you don't have to worry about them now because I just shot and killed them both, the dogs are eating them right now." and he hung up.

Within five minutes, six Police Cars, a SWAT Team, a Helicopter, two Fire Trucks, a Paramedic, and an Ambulance showed up at the Phillips' residence, and caught the burglars red-handed.

One of the Policemen said to George , "I thought you said that you'd shot them!"
George said, "I thought you said there was nobody available!"

(True Story) I LOVE IT!

Don't mess with old people.

1min. Question Paper in Ireland

noreply@blogger.com (Loganathan) — Tue, 12 May 2009 02:02:00 +0000

WHY MEN ARE NEVER DEPRESSED:

noreply@blogger.com (Loganathan) — Tue, 12 May 2009 02:01:00 +0000

Men Are Just Happier People-- What do you expect from such simple creatures?

Your last name stays put. The garage is all yours. Wedding plans take care of themselves. Chocolate is just another snack. You can be President. You can never be pregnant. You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. You can wear NO shirt to a water park. Car mechanics tell you the truth. The world

is your urinal. You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky. You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt. Same work, more pay. Wrinkles add character.

Wedding dress $5000. Tux rental-$100. New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet. One mood all the time. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. You know stuff about tanks.

A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase. You can open all your own jars. You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness. If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend.

Three pairs of shoes are more than enough. You almost never have strap problems in public. You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.

Everything on your face stays its original color. The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades. You only have to shave your face and neck. You can play with toys all your life. One wallet and one pair of shoes --

one color for all seasons. You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look. You can 'do' your nails with a pocket knife. You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes. No wonder men are happier. Send this to the women who can handle it and to the men who will enjoy reading it

Twenty Great One Liners

noreply@blogger.com (Loganathan) — Tue, 12 May 2009 01:59:00 +0000

1. Regular naps prevent old age... especially if you take them while driving.

2. Having one child makes you a parent; having two makes you a referee.

3. Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the other is the husband!

4. They said we should all pay our tax with a smile. I tried- but they wanted cash.

5. A child's greatest period of growth is the month after you've purchased new school uniforms.

6. Don't feel bad. A lot of people have no talent.

7. Don't marry the person you want to live with, marry the one you cannot live without... but whatever you do, you'll regret it later.

8. You can't buy love. . But you pay heavily for it.

9. True friends stab you in the front.

10. Forgiveness is giving up my right to hate you for hurting me.

11. Bad officials are elected by good citizens who do not vote.

12. Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired.

13. My wife and I always compromise. I admit I'm wrong and she agrees with me.

14. Those who can't laugh at themselves leave the job to others.

15. Ladies first. Pretty ladies sooner.

16. It doesn't matter how often a married man changes his job, he still ends up with the same boss.

17. They call our language the mother tongue because the father seldom gets to speak.

18. Saving is the best thing. Especially when your parents have done it for you.

19. Wise men talk because they have something to say; fools talk because they have to say something.

20. Real friends are the ones who survive transitions between address books

Last Evacuation Drill

noreply@blogger.com (Loganathan) — Thu, 12 Feb 2009 02:13:00 +0000

XYZ Office -> A fire alarm rang at 6 PM when almost all shift
employees are in office(approx 5000). As usual entire office
was evacuated within 3 mins & every employee gathered
outside office. 10 mins passed..................................
5 more mins passed.

Security Officer -> Announcement started, "Dear Employees
- With melting heart I am making this announcement that for
many of you it will be a last evacuation drill, as we are laying
off almost 80% employee. While moving in who-so-ever ID
card won't work are lay off & all their belongings will be
couriered to them tomorrow. We followed this approach as
we don't want to fill email box size with layoff mail in thousands
& also to avoid any fight inside office". Hope you have nice
career ahead. Please move in & try your luck.

God & Marwadi.

noreply@blogger.com (Loganathan) — Thu, 12 Feb 2009 02:02:00 +0000

A Marwadi having no child, no money, no home, a blind mother, prays to God.

God happy with his prayers, grants him only ONE wish!

Marwadi : I want my mother to see my wife putting Diamond bangles on my Child's hands in our new home!

God : Damn !!! I still have a lot to learn from these Marwadi's

Lessons learnt from the above story:-Compile all requirements and present in one line rather than boring appraiser for long time.

people in love

noreply@blogger.com (Loganathan) — Thu, 12 Feb 2009 01:59:00 +0000

monkey teasing tigers

noreply@blogger.com (Loganathan) — Thu, 12 Feb 2009 01:55:00 +0000