My Kinky Closet

Bigger is better

2005-10-07T15:28:00.000+08:00

Hmmm... this looks like it could inflate a flat tire!!! It says it can reverse shrinkage due to age (wha?!? ), add length and girth (yay!) and help correct mild curvature (I think mildly curved gives a lot more pleasure than we think..right girls?!?)

Dr. Joel Kaplans Medical Vacuum Pump System

Male 101

2005-09-01T12:27:00.000+08:00

While surfing the net for kinkiness, (so sorry... it's impossible for me to update this journal without relieving myself first! so many fabulous, sexy, steamy websites out there!) I came upon this website, that asks several survey questions and allows their visitors to comment or answer each. I got extremely interested with this particular question:

What body part do you think it most sexually arousing? Explain why and explain what a good one looks and feels like. Do you think you have an erotic fetish?

Male101 visitors posted their answers. As for me, well... for females, I just love the feel of a fat mound. I like how it looks when wearing tight undies. I love the smell of female sex. For males, definitely nipples and penis. When it comes to sex, I love licking his nipples when I'm on top. And I would just love him feeling my round ass while I do that. I would like that my partner would smell nice too... after a bath or bathe in sensual oils.

Oils are tingly warm to tempt more than just the lips with kama sutra oils of love. Rub a few drops of any of these magical potions wherever desire leads you. Slippery to the touch..wow.. warm to the skin and irresistible to the tongue, these delicately scented oils arouse your lover with a tingly glow!

Anal-yze this...

2005-08-23T18:29:00.000+08:00

Okay, okay. We found interesting information in regards to the pleasure of having anal sex. According to the San Francisco Sex Information website, there are four guidelines for anal sex are: communication, lubrication, patience, and protection.

Communication: Communication is exceptionally important in anal sex, both before and during. Bebforehand, talk to your partner to ensure you're both signed up for the same activity. During sex play, ensure that the person penetrated is in control, and communicating to the penetrating person how things are going: how fast to go, how deep to go, when to ease up, etc.

Lubrication: Unlike the vagina or the mouth, the anus and rectum don't have a built-in source of lubrication. Even worse, the rectum is designed to absorb liquids so you've got to provide your own lube, and lots of it. The rule of thumb is to use as much as you think you need, and then use more.

Patience: Go slowly, and follow the lead of the person being penetrated. You may want to start with a finger first, to get the anus used to something smaller. If you are going to use a butt plug, (there's nothing like the soft, supple feel of jelly to incite your anal passion. choose your favorite color, make sure youve got lube, then prepare for an anal experience you wont soon forget!) don't be afraid to buy a small one and work your way up in size when appropriate. If you use a butt plug, always buy/use one with a "flare" at the bottom so that it cannot escape inside your anus.

Protection: Anal sex is one of the highest-risk activities for transmitting HIV, the virus that causes AIDS. Other sexually transmitted diseases can be spread through anal sex as well. So, we strongly recommend using latex condoms during anal sex. The penetrating person should also definitely wash his hands and penis afterwards to avoid spreading other diseases like hepatitis.

My ex-boyfriend once confessed that he experienced anal sex. (private boys' dorm!) . I was simply turned on merely by listening to his stories. Oh well, it was good till it lasted. He eloped with his childhood sweetheart.

The Art of Oral Sex

2005-08-22T18:49:00.000+08:00

I found an interesting source of information for all you guys out there. Yeah, right... I know you're experts and all! Taken from the site of Stacken which I found too good to be true. Mind you, there are a LOT of other sites out there. Give me a list and I'll check it out. Here is an excerpt from that good piece of info:

Hey, I have a lot of respect for all you guys who like to eat pussy because
there are too few of you out there. And I'm not the only woman who says this. Furthermore, some of you guys who are giving it the old college try are not doing too well, so maybe this little lesson will help you out. When a woman finds a man who gives good head, she's found a treasure she's not going to let go of too quickly. This is one rare customer and she knows it. She won't even tell her girlfriends about it or that guy will become the most popular man in town. So, remember, most guys can fuck, and those who can usually do it satisfactorily, but the guy who gives good head, he's got it made.
Grreeaaattt! So.... I would recommend this Cleopatras Secret Female Response Cream Sampler . This unique creme has been created to enhance and prolong pleasure with a tingling, cool yet warm sensation. Try it! We definitely will love it!

Cock-A-Doodle-Doo

2005-08-20T01:38:00.000+08:00

See here. Naive as I am.... I thought these were baby's teethers! LOL. It says

Vibrating cock ring with multiple textures to drive both of you wild! Ring helps promote and control your erection while sift nubs do their number on your partner.

Interesting. So.... fits all sizes? The way I look at it, it'll be nasty for gifted sizes. Which reminds me...

I miss my honeybunch!!!!

Drink and be merry!

2005-08-16T11:36:00.000+08:00

These are really awesome! Add excitement to tequila nights! My partner and I use these shotglasses as prelude to kinkier activities. Which shotglass would empty first? NO PEEKING! Oh my... I just love using that green one!

Kinky: A Definition

2005-08-11T20:52:00.000+08:00

Ok, the first post.

I've search the web for a, well, acceptable definition of what "kinky" is to moi.
According to Wikipedia , kinky is defined as "curly" or "afro-style" hair; or, when used to describe a sexual behavior, means "highly unconventional, perverted". Hmmm.....

Alright then... for moi, kinky, by my own definition, would describe anyone or anything that possess a unique or out-of-this-worldly like action or description, that would elevate ones'self or itself as an interesting piece of specimen for discussion, regardless whether it would entail sexual or bizarre behaviour or appearance. Ha!

Kidding aside, I find the world of adult toys, or marital aids, as they call it... very unique. Interesting. KINKY. I would attempt to give my unsolicited, non-pro, femme-based review of it, whether or not I've used it. True, there are LOTS of sites that are an authority with well explained and more detailed review, description, experience, or what have you. lol I'm trying to fit in!