My Life's A Flic

Dead Birds... Dead Fish... Ahh Shit

2011-01-07T09:45:00.000-08:00

As we get closer to the end of the Mayan calander, 12/21/2012, wild shit is beginning to happen. I'm becoming a believer. If the History channel said it, then it must be true. I'm not a strong religious person, I'm a science guy. But they talk about these events in the bible as well...

Ezekiel 38:20

The fish of the sea, the birds of the air, the beasts of the field, every creature that moves along the ground, and all the people on the face of the earth will tremble at my presence. The mountains will be overturned, the cliffs will crumble and every wall will fall to the ground.

Hosea 4

Hear the word of the LORD, you Israelites, because the LORD has a charge to bring against you who live in the land: "There is no faithfulness, no love, no acknowledgment of God in the land. There is only cursing, lying and murder, stealing and adultery; they break all bounds, and bloodshed follows bloodshed. Because of this the land dries up, and all who live in it waste away; the beasts of the field, the birds in the sky and the fish in the sea are swept away ..."

Zephaniah 1:3

"I will sweep away both men and animals; I will sweep away the birds of the air and the fish of the sea. The wicked will have only heaps of rubble when I cut off man from the face of the earth," declares the LORD.

Each time the birds in the air and the fish in the sea were mentioned, there's also something about the death of men. You can not be a "God Fearing" person and not take these words seriously. Take a look at the recent event around the world in the past week.

*December 30 - fish started washing up along the sides of the Arkansas River resulting in and estimated 100,000 total.

*December 30 - over 100 tons of dead fish, sardines, croakers, and cat fish wash

ashore in Rio De Janerio.

*December 31 - Bebe, Alaska saw thousands of dead birds, red winged black birds.

*January 1 - Kentucky hundreds of dead birds near Murray State University.

*January 4 -Point Coupee Parish, Louisiana, 500 dead birds, red wing black birds, found along highway.

*January 4 - hundreds of dead fish wash up on the shores of St Clair River Sania, Ontario, Canada.

*January 4 - Orange, Florida, thousands of dead fish on the banks of Spruce Creek.

*January 5 - 2 million dead fish in Chesapeake Bay in Maryland.

*January 5 - 200 dead birds in Tyler Texas.

*January 5 - Wilson, Tennessee, 150 dead birds.

* January 5 - Falkoeping, West Sweden, 50 - 100 dead birds, crows, found on a street in that city.

*January 5 - Kent England, 40,000 dead crabs, velvet swimming crabs, was ashore.

*January 5 - New Zealand, hundreds of red snapper was ashore.

*January 5 - Italy, 8,000 white turtle doves and pigeons fall to the ground

It this point in life, our beliefs and interpretations do not matter, but if the world, as we know it, is going to end, we should all be having fun right now. You only live once. I'm going out like a G...

Mega Millions $380,000,000.00

2011-01-05T16:56:00.001-08:00

The winning numbers are on the left, as well as the winners distribution. I know people who have hit the lotto for $5,000 $10,000 and even $50,000 but I don't know how I would react if I knew someone who won $380,000,000. That's a lot of money. As I sit back and think about everything I would do with this money if I were to come in contact with it. I'm a simple person, so I would have a hard time spending all of that money.

I don't know exactly how the taxes would add up, but I'm sure a jackpot winner would take home a little more than half of this amount. Win lotto players win, the government wins as well. $180 million in taxes must help relieve some of the stress of government budgets. Not to mention that 28% of the dollars spent on these tickets in Connecticut go to Government Fund Supported services including education, Medicaid and hospitals. The many forms of lottery provides a lot of support to our everyday lives.

If I won the lottery.... Shittttttt..... If I won the lottery....

No one would know. My closest family members and friends would have to read about me somewhere in order to find out that I won. If they ask me what I do for money, I'll tell them I started selling drugs again or that I'm a professional poker player.
I would turn my cell phone and purchase a new line. I don't not mean I would cancel the line, I would simply press the power button on that old phone. We you have shit, people are always asking you for shit. I am not trying to go through that bullshit. Everyone thinks you owe them something when your on top. Unless you drove me to pick up that ticket, or you loaned me that dollar to purchase the ticket, or you purchased the ticket for me as a gift... I do not owe you shit.
I would buy a condo downtown in New York City immediately. I wouldn't care about the price. I'd be looking for something I could show off when I had company.
I would buy a Bugatti, Aston Martin Rapide, and S65 AMG and lease a used Range Rover.
I would buy my daughter a house where she can live with her mother, brother and sister. I would even tell them it was drug money.
I would order 365 t-shirts that say "FUCK YOU" and walk around with the attitude that I don't give a shit.
Then after a year of the bullshit, I would begin to rebuild my Melaleuca business to ensure my financial security.

Broke Bachelors Booklet: The Infamous Church Date

2011-01-05T07:13:00.000-08:00

Broke Bachelors Booklet: The Infamous Church Date: "The infamous church date is one of my favorites. I have to add 'the infamous' in front of it because it makes it that much funnier...."

Switching the blog

2010-11-18T22:20:00.000-08:00

I have fell off the blog game a lot, but I have created the online journal about my struggle trying to make it corporate. I finally decided to share my personal life with the world and it's a lot more interesting than the things I have posted here recently. Clink on the link below and follow my journey as I build a billion dollar business from scratch.

Successful Sacrifice

20 Arrested in New Haven Drug Sweep

2010-11-18T14:34:00.000-08:00

taken from New Haven Register .....

Twenty people were arrested Tuesday on drug-related charges in a sweep that was part of dismantling an alleged large drug-trafficking organization centered in the Newhallville section of New Haven and Hamden, federal authorities said in a statement.

The arrests followed an 11-month joint investigation by the FBI New Haven Safe Streets Task Force, the DEA New Haven Task Force, the New Haven and Hamden police departments, the statement said.

The organization allegedly distributed crack cocaine and cocaine throughout the Greater New Haven area.

“In association with the arrest of the defendants, law enforcement officers seized approximately one kilogram of cocaine, more than 150 grams of crack cocaine, approximately $75,000 in cash, six vehicles, two motorcycles and two firearms,” the statement said.

“Today’s round-up represents a collaboration between federal and local law enforcement agencies working together to keep our community safe,” New Haven Police Chief Frank Limon said in the statement. “We are pleased that the U.S. Attorney’s office has charged a number of people with narcotics violations. Through our partnerships we will continue to address drugs, gangs and gun violence as a top priority.”

Hamden Police Chief Thomas Wydra said, also in the statement, “During the last year, the Hamden Police Department has partnered with our colleagues in the New Haven Police Department, DEA, FBI and the United States Attorney’s office in a joint effort to bring to justice individuals who are alleged to have operated a drug enterprise in the Newhallville and Highwood areas of New Haven and Hamden,

“After dedicating considerable resources to this operation, I am gratified that the outstanding work performed by all of the law enforcement personnel involved has resulted in the federal charges announced today. Our citizens should be proud and appreciative of these efforts and results,” Wydra said.

Charged in the indictment with various counts related to the distribution of narcotics are: Joseph Jackson, a.k.a. “Mighty” and “M.I.,” 34, of Winchester Avenue.; Jayquis Brock, a.k.a. “Pooka” and “Pook,” 18, of Newhall Street; Mark Baskerville, a.k.a. “Munson,” 50, of Munson Street; Russel Battles. a.k.a. “Cuddy” and “Cuddy Russ,” 27, of Anthony Street,, Sherrod Daniels, a.k.a. “Hot Sauce,” 22, of Dixwell Avenue.; Larry Devore, a.k.a. “L.D.,” 52, of Dickerman Street; Harry Diaz, a.k.a. “Hottie” and “H,” 32, of English Street; James Dickerson, 27, of Davenport Street; Steven Dicks, a.k.a. “God,” 45, of West Division Street; Derron Dockery, a.k.a. “Day Day,” 21, of Ellsworth Avenue.; Devante Fortune, a.k.a. “Will” and “Pooty,” 18, of Winchester Avenue.; Shamaine Hobby, 33, of Blue Cliff Terrace; Milton Johnson, a.k.a. “Tilt,” 22, of Waverly Street,; Torrence Jones, 32, of Franklin Street; Demetrius Little, a.k.a. “Hap” and “Happy,” 38, of Haven Street; Wendel Mcduffie, a.k.a. “Win,” 31, of Norton Street; Ryan Moore, 21, of Sherman Parkway; Tylan Thompson, a.k.a. “Finner,” 19, of Dixwell Avenue; Brandon Tolson, a.k.a. “Black,” 28, of Chapel Street; Gemini Napoleon, a.k.a. “G.I.,” “Poe” and “Gemi,” 30, of Newhall Street; Charles Nichols, 44, of Shelton Avenue; Alvin Townsend, a.k.a. “Gurb,” 28, of West Division Street; Tyrone Williams, 36, of Sherman Street; and Darren Winfrey, a.k.a. “D,” 21, of Shelton Avenue, all in New Haven.

Also, Chanel Sinclair, 28, of Helen Street, and Maurice Hill, a.k.a. “Mo Digs,” 22, of Cherry Ann Street, both in Hamden; Stephanie Dagostino, 39, of Third Avenue, West Haven; and Kristin Longobardi, 30, of Foxon Boulevard, East Haven; and Javon Moorning, a.k.a “Lil Red,” 31, and Edmund Jackson, Sr., a.k.a. “Eddie,” 54, who are both incarcerated in state custody.

Joseph Jackson, Brock, Dagostino, Battles, Napoleon, Thompson and Fortune were arrested on federal criminal complaints between Oct. 28 and Nov. 1. Moorning and Edmund Jackson are in state custody. The remaining defendants were arrested today. Seven defendants are still being sought, the statement said.

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2010-11-11T07:28:00.001-08:00

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Protect You Identity NOW

2010-10-20T12:34:00.001-07:00

Aldi warns customers of potential credit card breach October 7, 2010 By: Joe Taylor Aldi became the latest retailer to warn consumers about a potential breach of credit card information at its stores. Unlike other consumer alerts involving stolen card numbers, the warning from Aldi's management team suggested that the company had fallen victim to a scheme usually reserved for ATM machines and automated gas pumps.

According to company officials, credit card skimming devices were discovered on point-of-sale terminals at Aldi stores in at least 11 states. In a statement to the media, Aldi spokesperson Terry Pfortmiller noted that a thorough investigation conducted in partnership with state and federal law enforcement found none of the company's employees at fault for the potentially stolen account information.

Although the devices found attached to the grocery chain's point of sale terminals were capable of transmitting customer account information to third parties, investigators have not yet determined whether any credit card accounts have yet been affected. Company officials advised customers to monitor their debit and credit card statements for fraudulent charges, and to request replacement credit cards from their issuing banks.

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Finally Found The Way To Protect My Identity

2010-10-06T09:23:00.000-07:00

This is a follow up on a Previous Posting about identities getting stolen everywhere, even in the hood.

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CAR SEARCH: The Kardashians of Luxury Cars S550, 750 and A8

2010-09-26T19:55:00.000-07:00

I'm looking for a new vehicle right now so I'm going to be sharing my opinions about whats on the market. There are a lot of sexy cars out there right now, but which one is the best for me. I'm 6'5" 225 pounds so I can't just slide into any car. This really limits my choices.

Because I currently drive a Mercedes, my family expects me to get the S550. I like features and performance of the car a lot, but if I spend $130K for a car, the sex appeal must make me melt. I'm not saying that the S-Class is ugly, it's just not the best looking vehicle in its class. If I had to rate the Mercedes S550, BMW 750

and the Audi A8 I would compare them to the Kardashians. The S550 is definitely Khloe. This is not an insult. I repeat, this is not an insult. The inside of the S550 has a better appearance than the other two, but it's outside is not as appealing. It's also the biggest of the 3. But no matter how you put it, Khloe is the only sister that is married. The drivers of these machines fall in love with them. It's the most expensive of the three but has the best gas mileage. It also has the most trunk space and front leg room.

The Audi A8 would have to be the Kim of the three. Most people would agree that it is the sexiest of the 3. The A8 has a better back seat. It may be the most flashy of the three. This is the car that the average man would love to be seen with. This car is what I call EXOTIC CLASS. Exotic enough for the flashy man and classy enough for the simple man. OR WOMAN.

The BMW 750 is the prettiest of the 3 AKA Kourtney. It doesn't have the flash of the A8 or the personality of the S550, but it remains the prettiest. It also has the smoothest ride of the 3. You do not feel gravity in this car. 100 mph in the 750 feels like 40mph in the average car. It's also the most powerful of the 3. (I am only comparing the base models, no sports packages and kits.)

Quick Update on Vick

2010-09-26T19:18:00.000-07:00

Quick update since my last post about Michael Vick...

Last Sunday, 9/19/10, Vick had another great game. 21 of 24 for for 284 yards with 2 touchdowns. Tonights 17 of 31 for 291 yards with 3 passing touchdowns and 1 rushing touchdown. Vick has thrown 6 TDs this season thus far and no interceptions.

Kevin Kolb is getting paid 11.4 million dollars this season to sit on the bench. No one should feel bad for that man. I wish I was in his shoes right now. Imagine being paid 11.4 million dollars to workout and sit on the field at every one of Michael Vick's games. One of the greatest positions in world. No homo though. Vick's only making $1.6 million this year, but he will be a free agent after the season. His contract next year should be something for him to smile about. I'm interested in seeing what kind of money he will see next season.

Brett Farve

2010-09-19T10:20:00.001-07:00

Say what you want about this man. If you are not man enough to admit that he is one of the TOP 5 quarterbacks in the game ever, you might as well hang yourself.

Farve leads NFL history with 498 Touchdowns and he is still playing. Dan Marino retired with 420. Peyton Manning 369. Brett Farve holds the record for the most 3,000+ yard seasons, 30+ touchdown seasons and career wins. No QB in the game right now is on pace to catch him.

As a 40 year old man, Farve accumulated 4202 passing yards in the 2009 season. He had 33 touchdowns with only 7 interceptions. If you look at the numbers, he had the best year of his career last year. He's 40.

Is Vick back? Or is this a stunt?

2010-09-19T09:35:00.000-07:00

In a few minutes, my favorite NFL quarterback will be entering the game as a starter for the first time since 2006. Kevin Kolb had a concussion last week, but he has been cleared to play. The Eagles are resting him another week. Or are they? Is this their excuse for PETA? Do they have intentions on starting Michael Vick in the near future? Or is this their way of exhibiting Vicks talent and athleticism so that they can land a politically correct athlete?

Regardless of the bullshit that is going on in the Eagles front office, this could possibly be the biggest game of Vick's career.

Andy Reid has stated that no matter what, Kevin Kolb will be starting next game. Can this be changed? Vick's performance, this afternoon, will directly affect his career. All eyes are on him. 65% of the viewers will be looking for him to mess up. The other 35% will be expecting the incredible. If Michael Vick does what I know he's capable of doing, he will put himself in a position receive more snaps. He will also raise his stock that might get him traded to a team that appreciates his athleticism.

Back to the TV...

Identity Security

2010-09-19T05:02:00.000-07:00

Until last week, I really haven't thought much about identity security. I figured in order for someone to want to steal your identity, you had to be rich and since I'm not rich yet, I'm safe. My thoughts, "no one identity is getting stolen in the hood." The fact that I'm writing about identity security foreshadows the next statement. "Niggas in the hood get their identity stolen too B."

Somebody stole my information and was using my credit card. They used unnoticeable amounts. $15.87, $7.32, etc. Most people would expect that these amounts would be a lot higher. There's a science to this identity stealing trick, when you take insignificant amounts, you can do it more often. If you took $1000, form a regular person, they will notice it. If you take a few dollars here and there, from someone who doesn't view their statement daily, you can continue to do so for months, maybe even years. These hacks are stealing the information for hundreds of thousand people and stealing insignificant amount systematically. Stealing millions and people are not even noticing what's going on.

After talking to people, I know a lot of people who turned 18 and was denied credit because they had outstanding bills in their names from when they were children. This occurs a lot in the hood. People get a child's social security number and create utility accounts in their name.

One of my best friends was jobless for two years because his cousin stole his identity. He was pulled over by the cops with a pistol on him. He was already a felon, so instead of stating his own name, he used my friends. He ended up getting charged with criminal possession once the prints came back, but the cops never erased my friends name and social out of the system. Three years late, my friend applied for a job that rejected him because of his "criminal background." It took 26 months to clear his name.

I'm now looking for identity security protection. I have found one superior to the others, but I want to make sure it's the BEST before I endorse it. I'll let you know what I find.

Dissing Jay-Z?

2010-09-15T13:39:00.000-07:00

To this day, I can not understand why a rapper would make a Jay-Z diss. Is he not the biggest living name in Hip-Hop right now? No matter what you say, Jay-Z is the best to do it. No diss respect to the fallen greats (Big, Stack Bundles, Pun and Pac), but we can not include them in this conversation.
I might've just pissed somebody off with that, but honestly I do not give a fuck.

When talking about basketball, the majority of people will say that Jordan was the best to do it. There were many other athletes that scouts believe have had the talent and athleticism necessary to surpass Jordan. Penny Hardaway was one of them. His basketball career was cut short, so we don't include him in our talks of greatness. Tracy McGrady, at one point, was the most dominating guard in the game. He scored 33 points in 13 seconds. Multiple injuries have kept him from reaching his full potential and he does not get a mention in the greatest ever ballots. Jay Williams had a powerful resume coming into league until his dumb ass crashed that motorcycle.

My point is... If you have to say, "They could've /would've been the best is they were still living," then they probably wasn't the best when they died.

Now back to this Jay-Z slander. I can see why he is not liked. I like to think of myself as semi-successful and I see all of the hatred that comes with it. I can't imagine how many rocks must hit Jay-Z daily. It's all hate. These people pick out the biggest name in hip hop and try to use the controversy to pull themselves up the totem pole. Dame Dash made comments about Jay-Z's success. A few months later Dame went bankrupt. He said, "I'm Dame Dash Broke."

Diplomat's just reunited after two years of not speaking to each other, and they are making Jay-Z diss songs again? Seriously? This is a dumb. All the bickering and bitching about each other has finally come to an end, so you turn around and direct it at another man? I don't get it. I'm tending to believe that the Diplomats can't make music unless they have someone to talk about. There's always some bitchassness going on in their camp.

I can understand Peedi Crakk's comments about Jay-Z, but looking in as the third party, Jay-Z gave this North Philly hood nigga a chance to succeed. Jay didn't hold this man back. Crakk's buzz didn't buzz as much as anticipated. I believe Crakk grinded harder before and after the Roc-a-fella deal. He should've been making shit happen while he was signed. His bars should've been harder. Peedi really had one memorable verse, and no others. I'll refresh your memory.

It's not a game I'm from Philly
Go by the name P, Prizzy Mac Milly
Used to with Young Crizzy in the back rolling on twigs
People wanna know who run with me, nobody but the bang, bang
Streets forgive me, street vocals searching the city, sing
Peedi, Peedi, I heard that they got your number
Alias you've been living under the mack goes blinggg
Peedi, Peedi, I heard that they watch your mother
Got a hit on your brother, like motherfucker don't - blink
Crack, smack a tooth out your choppers
Any wrong move, I blast the tool up on you fuckers
Wait, that's just enough for you to follow
Heavyweight rap, I spit for much for you to swallow
Blap, Blap, number one with a bullet
Play with them guns to the fullest
Your stupid ass get, clapped, ask
About my past and my future, you disrespect it, I'll shoot you
Treat it just like that...

Now one for Peedi Crakk
And two for Free'
Three for Young Gunna
And four for Sig'

But come on Peedi, no more Jay disses.

B Pumper, one of the whackest rappers ever, makes a diss track at Jay-Z. I don't think Pumper expected the bad publicity that he got from that stunt. He should've burned the tape instead of making that public.

I'm not even going to go in on Brian Pumper like I want to. Sit your dumb ass down.

Bizzle the Christian Rapper even has a Jay-Z diss. C'mon son. You religion teaches that slander is bad, and you come out with a Christian diss track. Haaaaa! This track is not going to get you in the VIP line at the pearly gates. Dummy.

Beanie Sigel had a chance. He had a voice. He had hits. He had an entourage. He had the biggest name in hop-hop saying his name everywhere he went. PAUSE. Sigel, what's the problem? It's big business. Jay did not have to release this man from the contract so that he could sign with G-Unit. That wouldn't have been a great business move.

Beanie Sigel – The Truth
Released: 2/29/00
Sales: 695,000

Beanie Sigel – The Reason
Released: 6/26/01
Sales: 585,000

State Property (lead by Beanie Sigel) – The Chain Gang, Vol. 2
Released: 8/12/03
Sales: 296,000

Beanie Sigel – The B. Coming
Released: 02/22/05
Sales: 431,700

Beanie Sigel – The Solution
Released: 12/11/07
Sales: 346,000

Sigel's sales were low. He didn't appeal to enough people. He went from a big name to a mixtape artist. Stop blaming that man for you shortcomings.

The only successful Jay-Z diss was Ether by Nas. There will never be another. All these other tracks are like Juan Dixon talking shit about Allen Iverson or Elton Brand talking shit about Karl Malone. It can be comical, but it's not relevant.

Shawn Carter has had multiple chances to fall off and didn't. Method Man, one of my all-time greats, fell off. The whole Wu-Tang fell off. Nas fell off. Ice Cube fell off. Busta rhymes.... hmmmmm.... maybe he didn't fall off but he is not in control of this game. Fabolous is not as hot as he once was. This list can get long and disrespectful. I'll end it here.

1 Year Old Blue Fawn Pit Bull Female For Sale $1250 OBO

2010-09-15T12:50:00.000-07:00

I am forced to sell my Blue Fawn American Pit Bull because I am relocating. She was born in September of 2009. Her mother is 100% Gotti line and her father is 100% Mugleston line. She's 50/50 of two top of the line pitbull pedigrees of a Purple Ribbon litter.

I have UKC PR Paperwork.

All of her shots and boosters are up to date. She is exercised daily and has been on a hollistic diet since 8 weeks old. Gets along with people and pets, including cats.

Foxy is an excellent pet and will make any breeder happy.

FOXY

New Haven, CT.
13 Months

Blue Nose

Female

UKC Purple Ribbon

$1250 OBO

StreetKlassics@hotmail.com

YOU NEED TO READ THIS!!

2010-09-15T08:49:00.000-07:00

Click on the link people

NappyHeadedBros: Straight (Gay) Dances: The Sexy Walk: "So apparently n*ggas think that just because you're dancing while doing something, it makes it not gay. Now mind you, I have nothing again..."

Is Nicki's verse hotter than Hov's and Ye's ?

2010-09-15T08:35:00.000-07:00

Kanye West, Jay-Z, and Nicki Minaj Live at Yankee Stadium

You Tell Me...

Random Shit

2010-09-15T07:40:00.000-07:00

we had just finished hooping for a few hours at LA Fitness in Orange, CT. I went down the street to pick up my plane tickets from Liberty Travel. When I cam back outside, my car would not start. I was pissed. We were about 10 miles away from the hood, and I had shit to do. So we pushed the car into a parking space, and I took off to get @thisissubtle's car because he worked about 3 blocks away. The little homie Spud, @AllState_Spud12 video taped me running with @OBiSODeeDope and @_smoothSAMMY laughing in the background.

SEXcitement : Dance For Me Part 2

2010-09-15T06:44:00.000-07:00

I found some instructions for you ladies trying to bring some excitement into the bedroom

Step 1: Togs
If you look good, you'll feel good, so choose an outfit that enhances your features and isn't something you'd wear everyday. It should be clothing you feel comfortable in, but don't go for comfort at the cost of sex appeal. And don't forget smaller items such as stockings, shoes,
jewelry and scarves. Wear a costume that allows you to get into character so you can act out a role play that puts you firmly in the driving seat.

Order him to sit down. Tell him not to touch... anything.

Step 2: Tempt
Now, crank it up a gear by putting on some music that turns you into a woman possessed… by the rhythm of your soul. Work the room, and move around him... over him… and under him.
If he tries to touch you, just tie him up. 'Bump' him with a pelvic thrust and then 'Grind' with a slow circular movement of the hips.

Be confident. Parade about and revel in your own magnificence... before you even think about losing some layers.

Step 3: Taunt
You're a present about to unwrap all by itself, but don't let him have all his Christmasses at once, and keep it slow. Slowly unbutton your jacket with your back to him, looking over your shoulder. It's important here to have buttons or buckles that you can undo with ease. Shrug your shoulders oh so sexily so the jacket falls down your back. Slowly remove each arm and turn to face him with the jacket still covering your traffic stoppers. Now discard the garment with the disdain it deserves....

TOP TIP If you're a particularly tidy person, don't suddenly start worrying about scattering clothing all over the floor and start to hang them up - it'll ruin the mood.

Step 4: Tantalise
Now, get those shoes off. For ease of removal, wear slip on heels, as it's more difficult to undo straps or laces in a sexy manner. Lift your leg behind you, and kick or pull each shoe off with an exotic flourish. Next, release every woman's secret weapon - the stocking.

Stand side-on with one leg on a chair or the edge of the bed, and move your hands in the way he'd want to touch you. Look right at him and slowly roll each stocking down your leg. Once you've slipped them off, don't get rid of them... use them as an extra prop to flick his ignition and sound his horn.

Step 5: Torture
Turn away from him once more and start undoing your skirt, arching your back as you do it so he gets the optimum rear view. Let the skirt drop to the floor, and carefully, seductively, step out of it. Next, undo your bra strap, release your arms, and turn to face him, holding the bra in place. Use the other hand to pull the bra out from underneath and let it fall. Keep your nerve and allow yourself to bask in your splendor. Imagine that your hands are his and do exactly what he is desperate to do to you.

Finally, remove the last, smallest garment and give him time to enjoy the view before allowing the evening to really kick into gear.

(taken from http://www.videojug.com/film/how-to-striptease-3)

As I Move Forward

2010-09-15T05:36:00.000-07:00

I have taken a long break from the blog game, but I have a lot of time and random thought in my hands nowadays. Please support the companies who are making it possible for me to sit in front of the computer and provide a some type of entertainment to you. Please click on a few advertisements and learn what they have to offer. You'll be surprised how they can add some form of convenience to your life.

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SEXcitement : Dance For Me Part 1

2010-09-14T07:31:00.000-07:00

Ladies, I do not think all of you understand the importance of dancing for the dude that you're dealing with. Before I get into this, let me first say that dancing is not for everyone. Every female does not have the right size or cordination necessary to make this task sexy. Who am I to judge tho?

Men love being seduced. Men love feeling powerful. Men love feeling like kings. Making him feel like a king includes a few simple tasks, including head, cooking and strip teasing among many others.

Finding the right song might be difficult. The song really has to explain the mood and whats about to happen. If you want something done, maybe the song should suggest that as well. For example;

Now you might be thinking, this song may be a little too fast. You might not know how to pop that ass fast enough to keep up with it. If that is the case, maybe you should practice in front of the mirror a few times a week until you get it. BUT, don't start poppin your ass in front of your man if you don't know what you're doing. No matter how much he loves you, he will laugh at you if that thing dont look right.

That brings me to my favorite song to get danced on. Something a little sexier. Slower, but not a love song. I can't speak for every man, but ladies you do not want to be doing this to a love song. Play that lovey dovey shit during dinner or something.

Your man might not be an r&b dude like myself. He might be in love with the strip club. I don't know your man, you do. He might require something a little faster. Put some 2 Live Crew on or something and get buck. If that's too fast, put on one of my favorite new tracks.

Fellas, who read through this, I want to know what are the best songs to get strip teased to. Let me know.
Ladies, if you go through the strip tease, he better get a nut afterwards. You don't want to get a dude excited and just run off like nothing happened.

Randy Moss

2010-09-14T06:29:00.000-07:00

Now, most of you are probably thinking, What is Randy Moss thinking?? Is he trying to put himself on the same pedestal as Lebron and Wade?? Is he fucking crazy??

NO

Fans tend to forget the fact that being a professional athlete is an actual job. When a typical 9 to 5 person doesn't like their position, they seek a better situation. What's wrong with the statement that Randy made? Did he disrespect his employers? Did he disrespect his fans? The answer is obviously no. The only people that he talked down to was the media and their spin of the truth.

But, on a side note. What the fuck was Randy thinking about doing a post game interview with some beats by dre headphones?? I really hope he is endorsed by them. If it wasn't for that country ass accent, I would've thought I was listening to a Memphis Bleek press conference.

I think we now know who Randy listens to before every game.

LET VICK PLAY

2010-09-13T05:50:00.001-07:00

Vick went to jail. Vick did the time for the crime he committed. On top of that, he is the best est quarterback, and one of the best athletes on the Philadelphia Eagles team. Michael Vick produced 175 yard through the air and 103 on the ground this past Sunday. Not to mention, he only played the second half of the game. Hmmmmm.

True Philadelphia fans would rather see the team win than lose. Ticket sales and prices increase with wins. Why is this a controversy? Fans see a better game. Front office makes more money. What the fuck is wrong with the people running this business. How many apologies must he make? Michael Jackson rubbed little boys, but everyone celebrated his death. The world stopped. Let Vick play football man. He is still a starter.

It's only right that I dedicate this song from the biggest Dog in the industry to Mike Vick. I'm not even trying to be funny right now.

Throwback Song of the Week

2010-09-05T22:33:00.000-07:00

Mobb Deep - Back At You

THIS SHIT IS FUNNY

2010-08-08T12:24:00.001-07:00