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Amanda Eats: Free Vegan Cooking Classes!

noreply@blogger.com (MMA) — Tue, 10 Aug 2010 15:25:00 +0000

Amanda Eats: Free Vegan Cooking Classes!: "Check out these free vegan classes from Sunflower Market in Murray, Utah. Here's the link for more information. August 11, 2010 Earth..."

Be sure to check these out, they sound like awesome classes...and how do you pass up FREE?!

JD

Toothpaste For Dinner - "The most addictive comic on the web"

noreply@blogger.com (MMA) — Wed, 13 Feb 2008 06:38:00 +0000

Toothpaste For Dinner - "The most addictive comic on the web"

Blogged with Flock

Flock Rocks!!!

noreply@blogger.com (MMA) — Sun, 09 Dec 2007 19:13:00 +0000

Download it now and simplify your life.

Blogged with Flock

Blog Action Day

noreply@blogger.com (MMA) — Mon, 15 Oct 2007 19:37:00 +0000

Do something folks.....anything, even the smallest of things helps, at least put forward an effort. There is no excuse not to do something to help save the environment.

Guillermo bumps into Bourne

noreply@blogger.com (MMA) — Wed, 15 Aug 2007 02:22:00 +0000

This is just too good.
Funny, even if you don't know the back story, but even funnier if you do.
Try Googling Damon & Kimmel.

Fantasy Warlord van

noreply@blogger.com (MMA) — Fri, 03 Aug 2007 03:28:00 +0000

This post really needs absolutely no words whatsoever. I don't think any words could even come close to describing the absolute sheer awesomeness of the following photos.
You hear about vans like this, sometimes see them on TV or in movies, but never in real life with your own eyes.
Today I witnessed this van myself and took pictures to share with the world. The bottom picture looks a little messed up because the back door was open slightly.....I think someone is living in this van!!

It doesn't fit in.....

noreply@blogger.com (MMA) — Mon, 30 Jul 2007 04:57:00 +0000

I know it doesn't fit in, but just watch and listen intently. I can be serious every now and again.
There is no yelling, no accusing, no hate and no blame; just talking, pointing out facts and things that should be obvious when there is not a big black book being held up over your eyes.

Carlin's Thoughts for 2007

noreply@blogger.com (MMA) — Sun, 29 Jul 2007 17:46:00 +0000

George Carlin issued his thoughts for 2007 last November and these are a few of my favorites.

- Stop giving me that pop-up ad for classmates.com ! There's a reason you don't talk to people for 25 years. Because you don't particularly like them! Besides, I already know what the captain of the football team is doing these days . . mowing my lawn.

- If you need to shave and you still collect baseball cards, you're a dope. If you're a kid, the cards are keepsakes of your idols. If you're a grown man, they're pictures of men.

- The more complicated the Starbucks order, the bigger the asshole. If you walk into a Starbucks and order a "decaf grande half-soy, half-low fat, iced vanilla, double-shot, gingerbread cappuccino, extra dry, light ice, with one Sweet-n'-Low, and one NutraSweet," ooh, you're a huge asshole.

- Just because your tattoo has Chinese characters in it doesn't make you spiritual. It's right above the crack of your ass. And it translates to "beef with broccoli." The last time you did anything spiritual, you were praying to God you weren't pregnant. You're not spiritual. You're just high. (and yes, I have one)

- No more bathroom attendants. After I zip up, some guy is offering me a towel and a mint like I just had sex with George Michael. I can't even tell if he's supposed to be there, or just some freak with a fetish. I don't want to be on your web cam, dude. I just want to wash my hands.

- When I ask how old your toddler is, I don't need to know in months. "27 Months." "He's two," will do just fine. He's not a cheese. And I didn't really care in the first place.

The rest of his new rules can bee found here:
Carlin's Rules for 2007

Drunk Driving to the Extreme

noreply@blogger.com (MMA) — Fri, 27 Jul 2007 17:20:00 +0000

Seriously, is EVERYONE drinking and driving these days??
This is really taking it to the extreme though, to say the least.

I hear they also found a bag of coke in one of the astronaut's flight suit pockets.

My New Underwear

noreply@blogger.com (MMA) — Wed, 25 Jul 2007 22:20:00 +0000

I just bought a new pack of undies for running in (yes, I had to point that out because they are briefs and I only wear briefs for jogging in.) Anyway... as you will see in the picture below, my new skivvies came in a high tech re-sealable package!!!
I cannot tell you how damn excited I am....when I get done with a nice long jog I can remove my underwear and put them pack in the package they came in so that I can store them until laundry day. Ingenious!!!! Way to go Jockey...you've won me over for life!!

Hmmmm......anyone sense the sarcasm??

Seriously??? A re-sealable pack of underwear?? talk about taking marketing gimmicks a little too far.
"Well I was trying to decide between the Jockey and the Calvin Klein and it all came down to whether or not I could re-use the packaging or not."
You know this thought went through some marketing "genius'" head.
"What is one way we can one up our competitors?...Hmmmm....Let's give the consumer a package that they can use to pack a sandwich in their lunch once they have removed the underwear!!" "Brilliant work Doonigan...a big fat raise for you!!"

Honestly...
What were they thinking?

Being Godly

noreply@blogger.com (MMA) — Fri, 20 Jul 2007 18:50:00 +0000

It's all about doing as God would do.
I don't want to say "puts things into perspective", but when you think about all those people sporting their WWJD goods, do they ever stop to think "what would Jesus really do?"
Probably why I like this guy's comics so much. The little kid just always has insightful questions for people regarding religion, etc. Questions that smart little kids would ask, but for some reason adults stop asking or never did ask. baaaaaahhhhhhh
Rather than just making man change their sinful ways, God decides to kill everyone off and start over new each time, but never does he/she address the initial problem itself.

More than half-way

noreply@blogger.com (MMA) — Fri, 20 Jul 2007 18:28:00 +0000

So here I am more than half way through the 5 week sabbatical that I had mentioned previously, and I know it has been hard to keep up with all that I have been posting during that time like I said I would......wait...WHAT?!?!?!
Yeah, I suck, what can I say. The weather has been great up until this week, so I have been outdoors quite a bit and my skin is pealing off lately as proof. I finished a 600 page book, went hiking, running, and was out just playing tourist in my own city. I've got lots of new pictures to prove it as well. Check them out HERE. Mostly all street art and random buildings.

So now I am panicking about what to do over the next 2 weeks so that I can officially say "Here is the crowning achievement of my sabbatical from work". In all honesty....having a lazy 5 weeks not doing shit actually sounds like a crowning achievement to me. Ask anyone you might know that works there, but 5 years at my job is like 10 anywhere else. You wanna talk about fast-paced, ever-changing and hectic/stressful as all hell.......not that I'm complaining, I love my job. I just needed this break and to be quite frank, I think I am glad that I didn't take this time off trying to find my way around Europe.

Anyway......now I am just blabbering.
So I am off to see if I can find more weirdos making out with trees.
Forgot to write about that one.....
I honest to god saw a lady making out with a tree the other day.
She was french kissing the damn thing and even reaching around to grab it's tree ass.
And of course it was when I was without a camera DAMNIT!!!
(Yes, she was high as a kite and probably thought it really was another person.)
Cheers,

Transformers Attack!!!!

noreply@blogger.com (MMA) — Wed, 18 Jul 2007 23:50:00 +0000

Holy shit!1 They are real and they've attacked Manhattan!!!

Cup em ever so lightly

noreply@blogger.com (MMA) — Tue, 10 Jul 2007 03:11:00 +0000

You know one of her parents put her up to it and then took the picture.

Comics strips rock!!!

noreply@blogger.com (MMA) — Mon, 09 Jul 2007 23:55:00 +0000

Hmmm....something weird going on and I cannot create title today for some reason.
Oh well.....just wanted to share some comics I stumbled across today (literally...found them via Stumble Upon).
Pretty corny, but I love that type of stupid humor.
You can check out the site that creates them HERE!!

A joyous moment

noreply@blogger.com (MMA) — Wed, 04 Jul 2007 05:15:00 +0000

I don't mean to sound like a complete ass and I am very happy that this guy is free, but this is the best headline that CNN could come up with??

On Sabbatical....

noreply@blogger.com (MMA) — Tue, 03 Jul 2007 21:33:00 +0000

So guess who has the next 5 weeks off from work?
Yep, me.
My wonderful employer decided that every 5 years you are with the company, you get a month sabbatical to just relax and recharge the old batteries. So I decided to add an extra week to those 4 weeks and play tourist in my own city, hang out at the beach and wander around "treasure" hunting in the city with the old camera.

This will give me some time to post more frequently here and get some new stuff up on flickr as well.
Speaking of......got back from NYC about 10 days ago and pics are up from that trip.
Here they are: CLICK ME!!

Stay tuned......
Also, if you are interested, my StumbleUpon blog gets updated much more frequently than this one. Check it out HERE
by the way....if you are not a member yet, SU is the greatest thing since sliced bread, but be careful....it's as bad as minesweeper or solitaire when it comes to addiction and wasting time.

Keep on Rockin!!!!

noreply@blogger.com (MMA) — Tue, 03 Jul 2007 21:30:00 +0000

At one point in my life I would have seen these guys and thought that they were AWESOMENESS in a bucket. Now that i look back.....I was right....these guys ARE awesomeness in a bucket!!! ROCK ON GUYS...err...girls...err guys....uhhhh Whatever!!!

Incest Aprons!!!

noreply@blogger.com (MMA) — Tue, 03 Jul 2007 21:21:00 +0000

The things you can find at the dollar store.
This apron takes cooking to a whole new level.

When Gestures go wrong

noreply@blogger.com (MMA) — Sat, 26 May 2007 00:50:00 +0000

Holy Shit....this is so wrong and so damn FUNNY!!

What it Really means.....

noreply@blogger.com (MMA) — Thu, 24 May 2007 03:12:00 +0000

Fine
This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

Five Minutes
If she is getting dressed, this is half an hour.
Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given 5 more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

Nothing
This is the calm before the storm. This means "something" and you should be on your toes.. Arguments that begin with "nothing" usually end in "fine".

Go Ahead
This is a dare, not permission, DON'T DO IT!

Loud Sigh
Although not actually a word, the loud sigh is often misunderstood by men. A "Loud Sigh" means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you over "Nothing".

That's Okay
This is one of the most dangerous statements that woman can make to a man. "That's Okay" means that she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

Thanks
This is the least used of all words in the female vocabulary. If a woman is thanking you. Do not question it, just say you're welcome and back out of the room slowly.

Do Not Disturb!!

noreply@blogger.com (MMA) — Wed, 16 May 2007 01:35:00 +0000

Why try to hide it....

WTF!!!!

noreply@blogger.com (MMA) — Wed, 16 May 2007 01:34:00 +0000

what more can be said.....

Kids Drawings Re-imagined

noreply@blogger.com (MMA) — Wed, 16 May 2007 01:31:00 +0000

This artist has redone in much higher quality drawings from children. Anything from monsters to super heroes.
Kids drawings redone

10 Reasons Gay Marriage will Ruin Society

noreply@blogger.com (MMA) — Wed, 09 May 2007 04:35:00 +0000

If you don't know me personally.
Before you go any further.....please think "Satire".

10 Reasons Why Gay Marriage Will Ruin Society

1. Being gay is not natural. Real Americans ™ always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, and air conditioning.
2. Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.
3. Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.
4. Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn’t changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can’t marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.
5. Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Britany Spears’ 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.
6. Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn’t be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren’t full yet, and the world needs more children.
7. Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.
8. Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That’s why we have only one religion in America.
9. Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That’s why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.
10. Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven’t adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans.

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Amanda Eats: Free Vegan Cooking Classes!

Toothpaste For Dinner - &quot;The most addictive comic on the web"

Flock Rocks!!!

Blog Action Day

Guillermo bumps into Bourne

Fantasy Warlord van

It doesn't fit in.....

Carlin's Thoughts for 2007

Drunk Driving to the Extreme

My New Underwear

Being Godly

More than half-way

Transformers Attack!!!!

Cup em ever so lightly

Comics strips rock!!!

A joyous moment

On Sabbatical....

Keep on Rockin!!!!

Incest Aprons!!!

When Gestures go wrong

What it Really means.....

Do Not Disturb!!

WTF!!!!

Kids Drawings Re-imagined

10 Reasons Gay Marriage will Ruin Society

Toothpaste For Dinner - "The most addictive comic on the web"