My Mom is a Fobhttp://mymomisafob.com"Is funk means sexy?" Best humorous, adorable, and loving messages from your fobby motherenFri, 18 Nov 2011 15:00:24 PSThttp://wordpress.org/?v=3.1.4hourly1MyMomIsAFobhttp://feedburner.google.comSubscribe with My Yahoo!Subscribe with NewsGatorSubscribe with My AOLSubscribe with BloglinesSubscribe with NetvibesSubscribe with GoogleSubscribe with PageflakesHappy Humping Dayhttp://feedproxy.google.com/~r/MyMomIsAFob/~3/hXNKeMA9e7w/Conversationshump daymmiafFri, 18 Nov 2011 15:00:24 PSThttp://mymomisafob.com/?p=2535

Mom: Today I learned something new at work.
Me: What’s that?
Mom: What day is today?
Me: Wednesday?
Mom: Yes, so then?
Me: I don’t get it.
Mom: Wednesday is the humping day!! Halfway done work so means it is the humping day for everyone!!!
Me: MOM It’s not “humping” day, it’s “HUMP” day, like the hump of a camel or a mountain!!!

]]>Mom: Today I learned something new at work. Me: What’s that? Mom: What day is today? Me: Wednesday? Mom: Yes, so then? Me: I don’t get it. Mom: Wednesday is the humping day!! Halfway done work so means it is the humping day for everyone!!! Me: MOM It’s not “humping” day, it’s “HUMP” day, like [...]http://mymomisafob.com/2011/11/18/happy-humping-day/feed/4http://mymomisafob.com/2011/11/18/happy-humping-day/Tasty Topichttp://feedproxy.google.com/~r/MyMomIsAFob/~3/BebTeyTfGYA/Conversationsmallpop cultureshoppingstoresmmiafSun, 13 Nov 2011 15:00:43 PSThttp://mymomisafob.com/?p=2533

My mom, sister and I are at the mall.
Mom: Do we need to go to Hot Pocket?
Sister: … You mean Hot Topic?

]]>My mom, sister and I are at the mall. Mom: Do we need to go to Hot Pocket? Sister: … You mean Hot Topic?http://mymomisafob.com/2011/11/13/tasty-topic/feed/1http://mymomisafob.com/2011/11/13/tasty-topic/Facebook Chubshttp://feedproxy.google.com/~r/MyMomIsAFob/~3/F-3Bm6CPJqQ/FacebookadvicefathealthmmiafMon, 07 Nov 2011 14:00:56 PSThttp://mymomisafob.com/?p=2529

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Mom: You know that show “You Are A Loser”?
Me: You mean “Biggest Loser”?
Mom: Yeah that one.

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Our mom tries to keep the windows splatter-free.

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Subject: hi Mess

your new nick name is Mess because you are a mess. work harder on your career.
mom

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Yesterday we were in the tile shop, and my lovely mother was discussing with the shopkeeper about the problems she had with her carpet. Basically, the man said that problem was a big one, and that whoever installed the carpet was really stupid. Being frustrated, my mother asked innocently, “What should I do then? Bang them all?”

The man replied, “I don’t think you should, but you go ahead and do what you think is right.”

My sister and I could barely keep a straight face…

]]>Yesterday we were in the tile shop, and my lovely mother was discussing with the shopkeeper about the problems she had with her carpet. Basically, the man said that problem was a big one, and that whoever installed the carpet was really stupid. Being frustrated, my mother asked innocently, “What should I do then? Bang [...]http://mymomisafob.com/2011/09/29/bang-them-all/feed/0http://mymomisafob.com/2011/09/29/bang-them-all/How Mom Feels Cakehttp://feedproxy.google.com/~r/MyMomIsAFob/~3/kyd7naKfj7g/PhotocakesfoodgiftsmmiafWed, 28 Sep 2011 13:59:21 PDThttp://mymomisafob.com/?p=2510

My mom got me a cake to celebrate my law school graduation:

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Getting ready to drive on a rainy night.

Mom: Be careful!
Me:OK.
Mom: You know, if you die your Dad will kill you. I not responsible if Dad kill you.
Me: Hahaha, OK.

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