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<blockquote><p><em>Suddenly, I was thinking&#8230;.actually is from Sat. I was talking to your sister, why didn&#8217;t you girls stated a club or ? to honor your Fab parents ( instead of laughing at them&#8230;).  Where there is place, people would share their funny or things up and down that happened with their Asian moms or dads&#8230;.must be a positive site, encouraging&#8230;because i always think all you guys including the parents are not really appreciate or understanding well with each other &#8230;even their children grown up or we getting old, we all still have the same attitude and thinking &#8230;&#8230;.no wonder Jesus said &#8221; how long should I stay with you and put up with you ? &#8220;&#8230;.for we all not lisen to him&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;..Jesus is the only way&#8230;&#8230;  Wai, hope you continue to inspire us&#8230;&#8230;..   We love you! -mom. xoxoxo&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;this is Fab <img src='http://mymomisafob.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':)' class='wp-smiley' /> </em></p></blockquote>
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<p><em>*note: by &#8220;fab,&#8221; she really means &#8220;fob.&#8221;</em></p>
<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/MyMomIsAFob/~4/heVDuE7LMgo" height="1" width="1"/>]]></content:encoded><description>I tried to explain to my mom that mymomisafob.com pokes fun at our fobby moms in an endearing, cute kind of way.  Apparently, she didn&amp;#8217;t get it.  I received this email from her:


Suddenly, I was thinking&amp;#8230;.actually is from Sat. I was talking to your sister, why didn&amp;#8217;t you girls stated a club or ? to honor [...]</description><wfw:commentRss xmlns:wfw="http://wellformedweb.org/CommentAPI/">http://mymomisafob.com/2009/11/10/start-a-fab-club/feed/</wfw:commentRss><slash:comments xmlns:slash="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/slash/">2</slash:comments><feedburner:origLink>http://mymomisafob.com/2009/11/10/start-a-fab-club/</feedburner:origLink></item><item><title>Lessons in Emoticons</title><link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/MyMomIsAFob/~3/OsMg70g9QE0/</link><category>Text message</category><category>emoticons</category><category>technology</category><dc:creator xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/">mmiaf</dc:creator><pubDate>Sun, 08 Nov 2009 13:13:18 PST</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">http://mymomisafob.com/?p=1943</guid><content:encoded xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/"><![CDATA[<p><strong>Mom: </strong>how do i make happy face?<br />
<strong>Me: </strong>I think on your phone you press 1 over and over again to get each symbol<br />
<strong>Mom:</strong> 11111111111111111111111111111</p>
<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/MyMomIsAFob/~4/OsMg70g9QE0" height="1" width="1"/>]]></content:encoded><description>Mom: how do i make happy face?
Me: I think on your phone you press 1 over and over again to get each symbol
Mom: 11111111111111111111111111111</description><wfw:commentRss xmlns:wfw="http://wellformedweb.org/CommentAPI/">http://mymomisafob.com/2009/11/08/lessons-in-emoticons/feed/</wfw:commentRss><slash:comments xmlns:slash="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/slash/">1</slash:comments><feedburner:origLink>http://mymomisafob.com/2009/11/08/lessons-in-emoticons/</feedburner:origLink></item><item><title>Lovin’ These “Cymbals”</title><link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/MyMomIsAFob/~3/ZKJVHLftp0w/</link><category>E-mails</category><category>emoticons</category><dc:creator xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/">mmiaf</dc:creator><pubDate>Sun, 08 Nov 2009 13:10:41 PST</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">http://mymomisafob.com/?p=1939</guid><content:encoded xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/"><![CDATA[<p><img class="alignnone size-full wp-image-1940" title="Picture 13" src="http://mymomisafob.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/Picture-13.png" alt="Picture 13" width="422" height="300" /></p>
<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/MyMomIsAFob/~4/ZKJVHLftp0w" height="1" width="1"/>]]></content:encoded><description></description><wfw:commentRss xmlns:wfw="http://wellformedweb.org/CommentAPI/">http://mymomisafob.com/2009/11/08/lovin-these-cymbals/feed/</wfw:commentRss><slash:comments xmlns:slash="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/slash/">0</slash:comments><feedburner:origLink>http://mymomisafob.com/2009/11/08/lovin-these-cymbals/</feedburner:origLink></item><item><title>Freudian Flight</title><link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/MyMomIsAFob/~3/-ZNdSW4gydA/</link><category>Conversations</category><category>freudian slip</category><category>misspellings</category><category>sex</category><category>vagina</category><dc:creator xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/">mmiaf</dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 05 Nov 2009 09:35:48 PST</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">http://mymomisafob.com/?p=1936</guid><content:encoded xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/"><![CDATA[<p><img class="alignnone size-full wp-image-1935" title="mom-funny-flight-conversation" src="http://mymomisafob.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/mom-funny-flight-conversation1.png" alt="mom-funny-flight-conversation" width="463" height="152" /></p>
<p>Suffice to say, my mother had a rather unfortunate experience on Google this morning.</p>
<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/MyMomIsAFob/~4/-ZNdSW4gydA" height="1" width="1"/>]]></content:encoded><description>Suffice to say, my mother had a rather unfortunate experience on Google this morning.</description><wfw:commentRss xmlns:wfw="http://wellformedweb.org/CommentAPI/">http://mymomisafob.com/2009/11/05/freudian-flight/feed/</wfw:commentRss><slash:comments xmlns:slash="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/slash/">1</slash:comments><feedburner:origLink>http://mymomisafob.com/2009/11/05/freudian-flight/</feedburner:origLink></item><item><title>Frowny Frog</title><link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/MyMomIsAFob/~3/SRWtlQbBAss/</link><category>Photo</category><category>frog</category><category>frown</category><dc:creator xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/">mmiaf</dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 02 Nov 2009 11:45:44 PST</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">http://mymomisafob.com/?p=1915</guid><content:encoded xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/"><![CDATA[<p><img class="alignnone size-full wp-image-1114" title="asian-mom-face-frown" src="http://mydadisafob.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/momface.jpg" alt="asian-mom-face-frown" width="367" height="490" /></p>
<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/MyMomIsAFob/~4/SRWtlQbBAss" height="1" width="1"/>]]></content:encoded><description></description><wfw:commentRss xmlns:wfw="http://wellformedweb.org/CommentAPI/">http://mymomisafob.com/2009/11/02/frowny-frog/feed/</wfw:commentRss><slash:comments xmlns:slash="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/slash/">0</slash:comments><feedburner:origLink>http://mymomisafob.com/2009/11/02/frowny-frog/</feedburner:origLink></item><item><title>Shameless Public Resting</title><link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/MyMomIsAFob/~3/2HCM65vQ_8U/</link><category>Photo</category><category>airport</category><category>relaxing</category><category>resting</category><dc:creator xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/">mmiaf</dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 02 Nov 2009 11:42:39 PST</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">http://mymomisafob.com/?p=1912</guid><content:encoded xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/"><![CDATA[<p>About a week ago, my parents and I were flying from Austin to Santa Ana, after we claiming our luggage we decided to wait outside for our relatives to pick us up.  Our total flight time was about 4 hrs 30 mins, and my mom was pretty tired.  Here is a picture that I took of her &#8216;resting&#8217; while we were waiting in the cool California air for our pick up.  Keep in mind that there were people sitting before she got there.</p>
<p><img class="alignnone size-large wp-image-1113" title="mom" src="http://mydadisafob.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/mom-1024x768.jpg" alt="mom-relaxing-airport" width="500" height="300" /></p>
<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/MyMomIsAFob/~4/2HCM65vQ_8U" height="1" width="1"/>]]></content:encoded><description>About a week ago, my parents and I were flying from Austin to Santa Ana, after we claiming our luggage we decided to wait outside for our relatives to pick us up.  Our total flight time was about 4 hrs 30 mins, and my mom was pretty tired.  Here is a picture that I took [...]</description><wfw:commentRss xmlns:wfw="http://wellformedweb.org/CommentAPI/">http://mymomisafob.com/2009/11/02/shameless-public-resting/feed/</wfw:commentRss><slash:comments xmlns:slash="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/slash/">5</slash:comments><feedburner:origLink>http://mymomisafob.com/2009/11/02/shameless-public-resting/</feedburner:origLink></item><item><title>Texts From Last Night</title><link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/MyMomIsAFob/~3/WDVJ9fk9SB4/</link><category>Text message</category><category>advice</category><category>life advice</category><category>random</category><category>texts</category><dc:creator xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/">mmiaf</dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 28 Oct 2009 16:29:33 PDT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">http://mymomisafob.com/?p=1903</guid><content:encoded xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/"><![CDATA[<p><em>This is a text sent from my mom to my sister, sent completely out of the blue at 12:21 a.m.: </em></p>
<div>you can not give people a pillow.  must be two</div>
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you can not give people a pillow.  must be two</description><wfw:commentRss xmlns:wfw="http://wellformedweb.org/CommentAPI/">http://mymomisafob.com/2009/10/28/texts-from-last-night/feed/</wfw:commentRss><slash:comments xmlns:slash="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/slash/">2</slash:comments><feedburner:origLink>http://mymomisafob.com/2009/10/28/texts-from-last-night/</feedburner:origLink></item><item><title>Mastering internet slang</title><link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/MyMomIsAFob/~3/Cg81aZljxW8/</link><category>Conversations</category><category>gchat</category><category>heart</category><category>slang</category><dc:creator xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/">mmiaf</dc:creator><pubDate>Sat, 24 Oct 2009 22:12:50 PDT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">http://mymomisafob.com/?p=1896</guid><content:encoded xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/"><![CDATA[<p>*On Gchat*</p>
<p><strong>Mom: </strong>ok, study hard.  ttyl =3   (I don&#8217;t know how to do that heart thing???)</p>
<p><em>I then proceeded to teach her how to make a &#8220;&lt;3&#8243; heart instead of a &#8220;=3&#8243; penis looking thing. </em></p>
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Mom: ok, study hard.  ttyl =3   (I don&amp;#8217;t know how to do that heart thing???)
I then proceeded to teach her how to make a &amp;#8220;&amp;#60;3&amp;#8243; heart instead of a &amp;#8220;=3&amp;#8243; penis looking thing.</description><wfw:commentRss xmlns:wfw="http://wellformedweb.org/CommentAPI/">http://mymomisafob.com/2009/10/24/mastering-internet-slang/feed/</wfw:commentRss><slash:comments xmlns:slash="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/slash/">3</slash:comments><feedburner:origLink>http://mymomisafob.com/2009/10/24/mastering-internet-slang/</feedburner:origLink></item><item><title>Chopstick Knitting</title><link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/MyMomIsAFob/~3/GnKh8_36Anw/</link><category>Photo</category><category>chopsticks</category><category>hobbies</category><category>knitting</category><dc:creator xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/">mmiaf</dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 22 Oct 2009 00:32:34 PDT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">http://mymomisafob.com/?p=1892</guid><content:encoded xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/"><![CDATA[<p>I went home this weekend and my mom proudly told me about how, when she found out knitting needles weren&#8217;t allowed on a plane, she decided to modify chopsticks instead. Not going to let rules against sharp objects get in the way of her in-flight activities.</p>
<p><img class="alignnone size-full wp-image-1067" title="knitting-needles" src="http://mydadisafob.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/knitting-needles.jpg" alt="knitting-needles" width="442" height="332" /></p>
<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/MyMomIsAFob/~4/GnKh8_36Anw" height="1" width="1"/>]]></content:encoded><description>I went home this weekend and my mom proudly told me about how, when she found out knitting needles weren&amp;#8217;t allowed on a plane, she decided to modify chopsticks instead. Not going to let rules against sharp objects get in the way of her in-flight activities.</description><wfw:commentRss xmlns:wfw="http://wellformedweb.org/CommentAPI/">http://mymomisafob.com/2009/10/21/chopstick-knitting/feed/</wfw:commentRss><slash:comments xmlns:slash="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/slash/">9</slash:comments><feedburner:origLink>http://mymomisafob.com/2009/10/21/chopstick-knitting/</feedburner:origLink></item><item><title>Evenlops and oddlops</title><link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/MyMomIsAFob/~3/DGeRtNIhrxE/</link><category>Phone calls</category><category>Photo</category><category>envelopes</category><category>misspellings</category><dc:creator xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/">mmiaf</dc:creator><pubDate>Sun, 18 Oct 2009 03:00:13 PDT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">http://mymomisafob.com/?p=1889</guid><content:encoded xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/"><![CDATA[<p><img class="alignnone size-full wp-image-1064" title="evenlops" src="http://mydadisafob.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/evenlops.jpg" alt="evenlops" width="461" height="346" /></p>
<p>(She meant &#8220;envelopes&#8221; if that wasn&#8217;t clear!)</p>
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