My Mom is a Fobhttp://mymomisafob.com"Is funk means sexy?" Best humorous, adorable, and loving messages from your fobby motherenSat, 28 Aug 2010 21:10:20 PDThttp://wordpress.org/?v=2.9.2hourly1MyMomIsAFobhttp://feedburner.google.comSubscribe with My Yahoo!Subscribe with NewsGatorSubscribe with My AOLSubscribe with BloglinesSubscribe with NetvibesSubscribe with GoogleSubscribe with PageflakesTeaching to Taxhttp://feedproxy.google.com/~r/MyMomIsAFob/~3/3wk5_shBJnU/Text messageiphonetechnologytexttextingmmiafSat, 28 Aug 2010 21:10:20 PDThttp://mymomisafob.com/?p=2236

]]>http://mymomisafob.com/2010/08/28/teaching-to-tax/feed/0http://mymomisafob.com/2010/08/28/teaching-to-tax/http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/MyMomIsAFob/~3/yspudlxmIxI/UncategorizedmmiafMon, 23 Aug 2010 11:00:54 PDThttp://mymomisafob.com/?p=2231My mom is trying to set me up with a stranger she met on the street. This is the e-mail she sent me:

]]>My mom is trying to set me up with a stranger she met on the street. This is the e-mail she sent me:http://mymomisafob.com/2010/08/23/2231/feed/4http://mymomisafob.com/2010/08/23/2231/A View of Her Tongshttp://feedproxy.google.com/~r/MyMomIsAFob/~3/2fh5hL83JAQ/QuotesmmiafWed, 18 Aug 2010 13:58:45 PDThttp://mymomisafob.com/?p=2227I was walking downstairs to the subway when a crosswind blew up my dress. I texted my sister to tell her about the free show I just gave everyone behind me, and she passed the story to my mom, who said,

“I hope she’s not wearing tongs!”

]]>I was walking downstairs to the subway when a crosswind blew up my dress. I texted my sister to tell her about the free show I just gave everyone behind me, and she passed the story to my mom, who said, “I hope she’s not wearing tongs!”http://mymomisafob.com/2010/08/18/a-view-of-her-tongs/feed/0http://mymomisafob.com/2010/08/18/a-view-of-her-tongs/Flight 10-pc Chicken Is Now Boardinghttp://feedproxy.google.com/~r/MyMomIsAFob/~3/12cgDz8eE1s/ConversationsairportstravelmmiafFri, 06 Aug 2010 09:04:14 PDThttp://mymomisafob.com/?p=2225Mom: When you buying your ticket to Shanghai?
Me: Soon.
Mom: OK, make sure you fly from the airport… KFC airport.
Me: You mean JFK?

]]>Mom: When you buying your ticket to Shanghai? Me: Soon. Mom: OK, make sure you fly from the airport… KFC airport. Me: You mean JFK?http://mymomisafob.com/2010/08/06/flight-10-pc-chicken-is-now-boarding/feed/0http://mymomisafob.com/2010/08/06/flight-10-pc-chicken-is-now-boarding/Life Is Up and Downhttp://feedproxy.google.com/~r/MyMomIsAFob/~3/a6aHvNAhIxc/E-mailsadviceinspirationmmiafThu, 29 Jul 2010 10:55:58 PDThttp://mymomisafob.com/?p=2222I got this email from my mom right after Mother’s Day. Some stuff had happened that weekend that got to me, and I guess my mom could sense it. I think, this is more sentimental than anything, but wanted to share (even if was from a while back ago).

I like letting you know, every time when you have any problem or difficulty, your are not alone, you could call us any time or just come home and talk with us, some time life is up and down, happiness and sadness, we are always behind you, supporting you, that is what family value stand for…

Also, yesterday in Angie’s wedding I almost could not recognized you, because your make up. In Korean drama, they always have a saying ” Woman’ heavy make up made them fake”. So, try to learn natural make up matter, because that will show our truly faces, and men like that for sure, especially Asian men (you can ask Dad for that). The last thing I like to mention is Health- I change my life style, try to sleep early during the night, when you work whole day in front of computer, save your eye, and give your eye and liver a rest time. That will help your skin too. Next weekend if you like to have a hot pot together at home let me know I will prepare for it. Dad and I, we like you have a happy, healthy, and a strong faith life, always PRAY and THANK to GOD. Love MOM

]]>I got this email from my mom right after Mother’s Day. Some stuff had happened that weekend that got to me, and I guess my mom could sense it. I think, this is more sentimental than anything, but wanted to share (even if was from a while back ago). I like letting you know, every time [...]http://mymomisafob.com/2010/07/29/life-is-up-and-down/feed/8http://mymomisafob.com/2010/07/29/life-is-up-and-down/The Best Cure for Heartbreakhttp://feedproxy.google.com/~r/MyMomIsAFob/~3/GKr-Pmz8C28/E-mailsboyfriendsdatingheartbreaklovelove advicemmiafWed, 21 Jul 2010 07:28:49 PDThttp://mymomisafob.com/?p=2219After being dumped by my boyfriend of 10 months, I recieved this heartwarming email from my mum:

Hello Sweetheart

It was nice being able to chat to you on Wednesday. Glad you are nearly over that Boy. No more tears baby … he’s not worth it!… What an imbecile! He is not even worthy of washing your feet sweety…(not even on his knees and not even when you step on the smelliest poo!! haha!)

Love you lots & miss you lots angel ~ mum xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

]]>After being dumped by my boyfriend of 10 months, I recieved this heartwarming email from my mum: Hello Sweetheart It was nice being able to chat to you on Wednesday. Glad you are nearly over that Boy. No more tears baby … he’s not worth it!… What an imbecile! He is not even worthy [...]http://mymomisafob.com/2010/07/21/the-best-cure-for-heartbreak/feed/5http://mymomisafob.com/2010/07/21/the-best-cure-for-heartbreak/You Are My Specialhttp://feedproxy.google.com/~r/MyMomIsAFob/~3/1kobYGIhYsI/CardsbirthdaysmmiafMon, 12 Jul 2010 08:38:03 PDThttp://mymomisafob.com/?p=2217

I recently turned 19, and for my birthday, my parents gave me a card. Inside was their ‘personal message’, which reads:

“Happy Birthday
Love you alot 5/29/10
Mom and Dad
You are my special.”

I’m still trying to figure out the last line.

]]>I recently turned 19, and for my birthday, my parents gave me a card. Inside was their ‘personal message’, which reads: “Happy Birthday Love you alot 5/29/10 Mom and Dad You are my special.” I’m still trying to figure out the last line.http://mymomisafob.com/2010/07/12/you-are-my-special/feed/8http://mymomisafob.com/2010/07/12/you-are-my-special/Blueberry, More!http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/MyMomIsAFob/~3/HOGTXtUU3Qg/Conversationsactressesdrew barrymorepop culturemmiafMon, 12 Jul 2010 08:33:30 PDThttp://mymomisafob.com/?p=2212My mom’s recently become addicted to watching a Chinese drama called Mei Yi Tian Xia (????) and she was commenting on how pretty the new Mainland actress was and how much she resembled a certain American actress:

Mom: That one actress from ????, she looks so much like Blueberry!
A long pause as we interpret what she means.
My sis and I: Who? Wait, do you mean Drew Barrymore?

]]>My mom’s recently become addicted to watching a Chinese drama called Mei Yi Tian Xia (????) and she was commenting on how pretty the new Mainland actress was and how much she resembled a certain American actress: Mom: That one actress from ????, she looks so much like Blueberry! A long pause as we interpret what she [...]http://mymomisafob.com/2010/07/12/blueberry-more/feed/2http://mymomisafob.com/2010/07/12/blueberry-more/Putting Gay and Gay Togetherhttp://feedproxy.google.com/~r/MyMomIsAFob/~3/AwkdbXsH5FE/ConversationsdatingfriendsgayrelationshipsmmiafSun, 04 Jul 2010 11:56:08 PDThttp://mymomisafob.com/?p=2210When I was updating my mom on my gay friend Drew she got a bit confused:

Me: Yea, Drew is dating someone now.
Mom: So who Drew date?
Me: My other friend, Aswin.
Mom: Oh… (silence)
Mom: Aswin gay too?

]]>When I was updating my mom on my gay friend Drew she got a bit confused: Me: Yea, Drew is dating someone now. Mom: So who Drew date? Me: My other friend, Aswin. Mom: Oh… (silence) Mom: Aswin gay too?http://mymomisafob.com/2010/07/04/putting-gay-and-gay-together/feed/5http://mymomisafob.com/2010/07/04/putting-gay-and-gay-together/Terrifying Relativeshttp://feedproxy.google.com/~r/MyMomIsAFob/~3/tLWMN7z1Yd8/E-mailsfamilyrelativesweddingsmmiafSun, 04 Jul 2010 11:53:49 PDThttp://mymomisafob.com/?p=2207My parents are throwing a Chinese banquet as a 2nd reception to my wedding. This is an email from my mom, encouraging me to find out if there will be more guests from my fiance’s side.

Dear Sam,

Talk to Steven and his parents, see if they have any more relatives and close friends want to invite to the wedding banquet on Sunday. Please feel free to let me know. It’s our horror for them to come to celebrate on your wedding.

Love,
Mom

]]>My parents are throwing a Chinese banquet as a 2nd reception to my wedding. This is an email from my mom, encouraging me to find out if there will be more guests from my fiance’s side. Dear Sam, Talk to Steven and his parents, see if they have any more relatives and close friends want to [...]http://mymomisafob.com/2010/07/04/terrifying-relatives/feed/2http://mymomisafob.com/2010/07/04/terrifying-relatives/