My rap battle blog entry

Grind Time Now presents: Heem vs Nameless

noreply@blogger.com (MisfitMarx) — Tue, 15 Mar 2011 21:00:00 -0700

Heem started the match implying that he hate dirty people and pointing at Nameless. He claimed that he would smack him and made height jokes on him comparing him to a dutch. He implied having a gun the size of Jus One. Nameless then went into spit and claimed Heem is a dumb fuck. He then claimed his adversary need help and had no delivery. He claimed his rival was a homo who thought he was a Muslim. This round of the exhibition was a tie in my opinion.

In the second round of the rhyme battle Heem went into spit and claimed that after hearing Nameless last verse he was wondering why he should keep on spitting. He then claimed his rival's life was like a made up movie and getting called by truancy. Nameless then went into the match talking about Heem's daughter. He then brought up stainless and claimed his rival works with the New York Times. He didn't rhyme enough. Heem won this round of the cypher

In the third round of the cypher Heem went into rhyme and claimed Nameless couldn't handle the Stainless. He then tried to imply that his rival was a bum and claimed he had a Taliban of bars to mer him. He even ha a quotable punchline as well. Nameless then wet into spit and claimed Heem didn't have any punchlines an was off topic. He then claimed his adversary tried to start a Facebook argument and claimed that he himself was from of the realest families to ever swarm the city of Syracuse. Nameless won this round of the cypher.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xAfHxPeRiPM

Grind Time Now presents: Anymal vs Dreams

noreply@blogger.com (MisfitMarx) — Mon, 14 Mar 2011 00:40:00 -0700

Anymal started the match claiming to have slipped up his last battle and claimed Dreams looked like a 106 and Park reject. He then made fun of his adversary's mother and her body parts. He had a lyrical delivery in this round. He claimed that his adversary sounded like Cassidy and Un kasa. Dreams then went into spit and claimed Anymal a light snack. He then compare his rival to George Gervin and made Native American Jokes on him. He then called his challenger Antonio Banderas little sister and half Taliban. He then claimed made fun of his rival's family members and claimed he went from a Labrador to a shaved poodle. Anymal won this round of the cypher in my opinion.

In the second round of the cypher Anymal went into spit and talked crap about Dreams and his own baby mother at the same time. He then compared his rival to his baby moms and called his rival a Facebook gangster who was full of shit. He then implied beating up his adversary and his girl with his bare hands. Dreams then went into rhyme and claimed Anymal was better off when he use to wear a pony tail. He also claimed to have super size ammo to shoot with and compare his adversary to Diana Ross. He then claimed he would snatch his adversary's princess and got time called on him before he finished his verse. Anymal won this round by a little bit more in my opinion.

In the third round of the cypher Anymal went into spit and tried to imply that the midwest division had a better line up of emcees than the DMV. He then made fun of Dreams smell and accuse him of getting sodomized in the studio. He then claimed to have got shot and called his rival a pretender. Dreams then went into spit and claimed him and his boys ran a train on Anymal's girl. He then claimed his adversary always loses and ended his bars with two words. This round of the exhibition was a tie in my opinion.

In the fourth round of the cypher Anymal went into spit and claimed that Dreams owe Paradox a pair of socks. He then claimed his rival had to be nutty to go against him and said his father put him on punishment for being ugly. He ended his verse accusing his adversary of getting victimized by his girl friend. Dreams then went into rhyme and implied cutting Anymal's body parts off. He then claimed to have a rated R flow while his rival couldn't even handle P G. He al so implied that his adversary looked like Craig Mack with a mullet and a lesbian chick from Yonkers. This emcee ended his round accusing his adversary of getting molested. Dreams won this round of the exhibition.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4OaUL0z5JTM

Grind Time Now presents: Hindu Rock vs Diligent

noreply@blogger.com (MisfitMarx) — Thu, 3 Mar 2011 23:08:00 -0800

Hindu Rock started the match accusing Diligent of looking like Deacon Frost and claimed his adversary's father looked like Bling Bling from Bum Fights. He then claimed he came to put his rival in a black box and brought up Low Pesci's match at the end. Diligent then went in and claimed to have called out Lund even though they gave him Hindu rock and brought up his adversary's match against Tenchoo. He then accused his rival's chick of weighing six tons and looking like Big Pun. Hindu Rock won this round of the cypher in my opinion because his opposition had slip ups.

In the second round of the cypher Hindu Rock then went into rhyme and claimed Diligent lost a bunch of battles. He then said he does coke and said if DNA wouldn't battle Morpheus he would. He then claimed it was hilarious how whack his rival was and claimed in high school they called him deli-gentle. He then claimed his rival couldn't spit and subliminally brought up Corey Gunz. This round of the exhibition was a tie in my opinion.

In the third round of the cypher Hindu Rock went into spit and claimed Diligent was the type of emcee he could shoot for sport. He then told his adversary to put his money up and claimed he couldn't tell if his rival was from Bermuda or not. His performance was hell-a energetic. Diligent then went into spit and claimed Hindu Rock rhymes worse than Dizzaster when the power went out during his battle against Arsenal. He also claimed to have brought his rival's girl friend to Camel-ton road and accused hi of practicing bestiality with Lama's. Hindu Rock won this round of the cypher by a tad bit more.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rY9nN8yQvkc

Grind Time Now presents: Mister Wilson vs Distha MF Baesik

noreply@blogger.com (MisfitMarx) — Wed, 23 Feb 2011 03:24:00 -0800

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Mister Wilson started the match first and claimed that his flow was way. He then said he'd have his home girl grab an ice pick and stab Distha MF Baesik. He then claimed that he messes with his adversary's girl and claimed Ace Hood was his idea of a good lyricist. He also claimed rival wasn't very knowledgeable about hip hop and didn't know who Gang starr was. Distha MF Baesik then went into spit and claimed Mister Wilson came to Atlanta to take pictures with Bishop Eddie Long. The also made fun of his rival fascination with Sonic. He had a quotable punchline as well. Distha MF Baesik surely won this round of the cypher in my opinion.

In the second round of the match Mister Wilson went into rhyme and claimed Distha MF Baesik liked men's asses. He then accused him of selling false advertisement and claimed he would never get signed to a label. He implied that he himself still didn't let out an Asian joke. Distha MF Baesik then went into rhyme and claimed everything Mister Wilson said wasn't on point and sounded ridiculous. He then threatened to locate where he lived at and take out everyone in his house serial killer style. He ended his bars claiming that hoped his challenger got his will done. Distha MF Baesik won this round of the exhibition.

In the third round of the cypher Mister Wilson went in and incorporated Nickelodeon references from Rug-rats to Hay Arnold. It was creative. Distha MF Baesik then went into spit and claimed it was apparent that Mister Wilson doesn't get women or know what Grind Time is about. He even claimed J fox of getting his challenger fr his money just to tryout. His performance was funny as hell and he even impersonated his adversary. Distha MF Baesik won this round of the match surely.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c2rTMXRUJRU

Grind Time Now presents: Casper vs Supreme Court

noreply@blogger.com (MisfitMarx) — Tue, 22 Feb 2011 15:56:00 -0800

Casper started the match claiming Deuce messed up his order and implied Supreme Court was the Jacked up version of Eli Porter. He then brought up his rival's match with M Ciddy and Godzilla. He then claimed his adversary was thirty six and brought up Chronic and told his adversary to leave the division. Supreme Court then went into rhyme and claimed Casper must have been out of his mind for thinking he was winning. He then brought up his rival's match against Kaveman Brown. He ended claiming that his rival was the worst in the Grind Time division. This round of the cypher was a tie in my opinion.

In the second round of the rhyme battle Casper went into spit and anxiously called Supreme Court a cracker. He then said his rival basically sounded like John Cena and brought up the fact that he brought his twin brother to the match. He tried to claim that his rival could attend a clan meeting without offending anybody and ended implying he would take the wrinkles out his head. Supreme Court then went into spit and claimed Casper was a white wing republican conservative fagot. He then said that the only reason his rival was aloud to spit in there division was to to expand there white nerdy demographic. He also claimed his rival was taking the place of those who deserved to be there then accused him of supporting segregation. Casper won this round of the exhibition.

In the third round of this rhyme battle Casper went into spit and claimed Supreme Court reminded him of the kid in school who was a fagot that tried to act cool. He then claimed his challenger and his twin brother were probably fagots and claimed he might look like a red neck but you shouldn't judge him by his cover. He spit about taking his adversary's whole family out. Supreme Court then went into spit and claimed Casper look like Larry The cable guy. He then accsed his rival of practicing incest and fingering his own sister. He claimed that he was beating his adversary for Malcolm X and Martin Luther King then finished off saying Power to the people. This round of the cypher was a tie in my opinion.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KRKHNQpL2f4

Grind Time Now presents: Scotty P vs Richard Cranium

noreply@blogger.com (MisfitMarx) — Tue, 22 Feb 2011 03:44:00 -0800

Scotty P started the cypher against Richard Cranium introducing himself and said hello to World Star Hip Hop and Youtube. He then claimed he was a monster in the ring but got no views and claimed he had crazy metaphors that made people think. He then asked the bartender for a drink and claimed he didn't want any excuse when he beat his ass. Richard Cranium then went into rhyme and claimed that it was obvious that Scotty P is pompous a queen. He then claimed to haunt him in his dream and claimed he looked like his favorite hobby is body surfing. He was real lyrical emcee. He threatened to get a girl chop his adversary's nuts off and dissed his music. Richard Cranium out shined Scotty P in this round by a bit more in my opinion.

In the second round of the exhibition Scotty P went into claim that he would get Richard Cranium's girl wet without licking her. He then implied that had sex with his rivals girl without eating her out and claimed he seen him in the club. He ended his bars claiming he would get rich or die trying. Richard Cranium then went into spit and claimed Scotty P's father is a transvestite. He then accused his adversary of getting molested by a wrestling team and his lyrical skills were thoroughly put down. He ended his line calling his rival to Paul Wall and brought up Scott La Rock. This round of the exhibition was won by Richard Cranium.

In the third round of the cypher Scotty P went into spit and claimed Richard Cranium was dead and compared him to jail. He then compared his adversary to a chocolate bar and claimed he had the cops on speed dial. He had quite a few deep metaphors about running trains as well. Richard Cranium then went into rhyme and showed off his lyrical skills once more. He claimed to be honest while Scotty P spit a bunch of lies. He claimed he would beat his adversary's ass and everyone in the room could vouch for him. He claimed that Diligent told him that his challenger use RC's against him in the battle. This round of the match was won by Richard Cranium

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lUk9edg9s8c

Grind Time Now presents: Cl9wd vs Blackheart Adonis

noreply@blogger.com (MisfitMarx) — Mon, 21 Feb 2011 16:31:00 -0800

Cl9wd started the match claiming that Blackheart Adonis reminded him of fifty Tyson except for the fact that his music was worse. The man also implied that he wasn't very enthused about this match as well and claimed that he was a pace maker for Heartless. He also tried to imply that his rival produced horrible music. Blackheart Adonis then went into spit and claimed Cl9wd this battle was a back peddle for him. He implied that he was doing someone a favor by taking this match and warned him that he didn't have to go on a camping trip to sleep in bags. He claimed his adversary is a nerd and ended calling him a homo. Blackheart Adonis won this round of the match in my opinion based on his punchlines.

In the second round of the exhibition Cl9wd went into spit and claimed Blackheart Adonis needed to stop pushing his single. He seemed to trying to imply that his adversary was taking peoples style and claimed he would slap the taste out his mouth. He also made black jokes on his rival. Blackheart Adonis then went into rhyme and implied leaving Cl9wd stretched out. He continued to express how he would injure his adversary with guns. He had another quotable punchlines during this match. Blackheart Adonis won this round of the match as well.

In the third round of the cypher Cl9wd went into spit and claimed Blackheart Adonis wore Big Pumper jewels. He then accused his opponent of sporting gay fashion and beating up on his woman. He then claimed his adversary came from the a Jungle that's ran by a fox referencing to J Fox. He ended his bars freestyle rhyming. Blackheart Adonis then went in and claimed Cl9wd was never dope. He claimed that his adversary choked against a dick head and claimed he couldn't be seen with a scope. He compared himself to the Hit man and claimed he would snipe his mother and grandmother. Blackheart Adonis won this round of the match.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4MsJR1Bd7wE

Grind Time Now presents: DeastroDollar vs Dirt

noreply@blogger.com (MisfitMarx) — Mon, 21 Feb 2011 05:00:00 -0800

DeastroDollar started this exhibition first and told Deuce that he wasn't too fond of the match up. He then insisted that there bars were not equal and guessed that Dirt did research on him. He then went onto elaborate about his gun work and said he could have done research on him as well but didn't need to. Dirt then went into rhyme and showed off his lyrical skills. He tried to call his rival a dub retard who stunned himself with a stun gun and a fraudulent hustler. Dirt won this round of the cypher.

In the second round of the rhyme battle DeastroDollar was obviously taunting Dirt abut what he spit in the first round of the exhibition. He then called him a joke and showed off his lyrical abilities. The man called his adversary the white version of Nocando. Dirt then went into flow and claimed DeastroDollar was a sacrificial lama. He then told his challenger to move back to Long Island for being a disgrace to Georgia and used his own name in the context of a shirt stain. He had a quotable punchline as well and ended off comparing his adversary to every weak writer he beat in a street cypher. Dirt won this round of the cypher.

In the third round of this cypher DeastroDollar went into rhyme and claimed to be tired of nerd emcees trying to be hard. He claimed Dirt was lacking charisma and implied his adversary was lucky he didn't put up money. He ended his verse with a victory speech and claimed he spit his verse without spilling his drink. Dirt then went into rhyme and claimed to respect DeastroDollar 's gangster. He made fun of his rival's height and compared him to Loaded Lux, Conceited, and Trex. He then used his adversary's style against him with thoroughly elaborated twist on it. He asked whis opponent what type of guns he was working with. Dirt won this round of the cypher.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7v4-IU6Yaag

Golden State Bullies presents: Tommy Gunz vs Lex Diamond

noreply@blogger.com (MisfitMarx) — Sun, 20 Feb 2011 22:06:00 -0800

Lex Diamond started the match first and claimed Tommy Gunz would lose to him. He then told his adversary to face facts because he didn't own guns and claimed that there is a fifty percent chance that he had a vagina. This MC freely spit racial slurs throughout this round. Tommy Gunz then went into rhyme and claimed Lex Diamond didn't belong in his division. He then Gambit wanted him to handle his opposition and accused him of getting turned on by the Kid Twist vs Fresco battle. This round seemed to be a tie so far in my opinion.

Lex Diamond then went into spit and described what Tommy Gunz would sound like if he had a baby with Franchise. He then claimed his adversary's wife treats him like a bitch. He then had a long pause like he forgot his rhymes quite possibly. When he remembered his lines he started making head jokes about his rival's head. Tommy Gunz then went into spit and seemed to be trying to imply that Lex Diamond doesn't get any from girls. He then told his adversary to develop some more meat on his bones and also compared himself to Hunters Hearst Helmsley aka Triple H. This round was a tie since Lex Diamond slipped up.

In the third round of this rhyme battle Lex Diamond went into rhyme and claimed Tommy Gunz dad raped his mother. He then accused his adversary of being born without hair to be able to brush back and accused him of looking like a walking nut sack. He had a few funny quotables that had the crowd laughing so hard that in interrupted his verse. Tommy Gunz then went into rhyme and claimed him and Tantrum ran a train on Lex Diamond's mother. He then said he met his rival's little sister and at the end of his verse he made a reference to Guru. Lex Diamond won this round of the exhibition.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZGy1VJuf1bg

Grind Time Now presents: Kollision vs Mic Muscle

noreply@blogger.com (MisfitMarx) — Sun, 20 Feb 2011 17:03:00 -0800

Mic Muscle started the hip hop battle and welcomed Kollision to the DMV. He then called his opposition out of his name and accused him of having an extremely big head when he was little. Kollision then went into spit and claimed that he came to sun Mic Muscle. He claimed he would make his rival into a daughter and claimed that he was the ugliest in the entire place. He really showed off his lyrical skills in this round. Kollision won this round of the cypher for sure.

In the second round of the freestyle battle Mic Muscle went into spitting off the top and claimed that Kollision wasn't ready for him and was critical. He then started slipping up and saying the same things over and over. He tried to imply that his opponent wanted his girl. Kollision then anxiously went into spit and called Mic Muscle a cool ocean breeze. He said he got jerked in his last match and tried to imply that his rivals girlfriend sucked his dick. Kollision consistent and won this round of the exhibition

In the third round of this rhyme battle Mic Muscle then went into spit and claimed he would shake Kollision till his leaves fell off. He then started repeating himself and stuttering. Kollision then immediately started to rhyme and tried to imply Mic Muscle was a buck knife. He claimed to have Armageddon bars and claimed to 158 pounds. Kollision won this round of the competition.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FHBGr4UFodE

Grind Time Now presents: Lance vs Blackheart Adonis (Hosted by Rock of Heltah Skeltah & Poison

noreply@blogger.com (MisfitMarx) — Fri, 18 Feb 2011 16:44:00 -0800

Lance started the cypher first claiming that Blackheart Adonis would say the same thing as anyone else that he battled in the past. He then threatened to kick his rival in his side and claimed he would kick lines out of him. He even referenced Amy Miller and the fact that his adversary is from Connecticut. Blackheart Adonis then went into rhyme and seemed to be referencing Heartless. He then implied giving Lance holes and claimed that he was on the block flipping work because his life was like a movie. His punchline style was somewhat similar to his adversary. This round of the exhibition was a tie in my opinion.

In the second round of the rhyme battle Lance went into rhyme against Blackheart Adonis and brought how he battled Cortez, being featured on Kay Slay doing songs, doing songs with Stats Quo and Flip Mode and battling Cortez. He then claimed to have an actual career while all his rival did was battle. Blackheart Adonis then went into rhyme and implied slicing Lance's head. He then claimed to fire guns and implied taking him out his chains. He had a quick slip up but his punchlines were still hot enough to ignore it. This round of the match was a tie in my opinion.

In the third round of the lyrical battle Lance then went into rhyme and claimed he would take Blackheart Adonis to a warehouse to chop his body parts. He then claimed Lotta Zay got a hold of him and told him that he was after him. His performance was thorough. He ended his bars claiming that his adversary keeps Mr Bentley company. Blackheart Adonis then went into spit and broke down his adversary's battle career. He then called his rival a boring clown and tried to imply that he lost all his matches. He also brought up The Panic Room.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wTYV2BrctFg

Grind Time Now presents: Ness Lee vs Sir Locksley ($600 Battle)

noreply@blogger.com (MisfitMarx) — Thu, 17 Feb 2011 17:15:00 -0800

Ness Lee started the rap cypher first and claimed he checked every search engine he couldn't find any thing about Sir Locksley but a Myspace page with under a thousand views. He also brought up Dizaster and Mc Serch. He had a lot funny things to say about his opponent's face and then claimed at the end of his verse he would throw his crutches down and drop kick him. Sir Locksley then went into rhyme and claimed Ness Lee wasn't the boss. He claimed that it cost 600 dollars for him to arrange this match and claimed he would pay him to let him win this debut. He accused his adversary's girl friend of a Trey Songs groupie. Ness Lee won this round of the exhibition in my opinion.

In the second round of the cypher Ness Lee went into spit and reversed Sir Locksley disses. He then claimed to be the worst type of boss and claimed to be unprovoked by words.He even brought up Dumbfounded. He then described his adversary's family tree and claimed I hate my life should be his theme music. He had a quotable punchline as well. Sir Locksley then went in and brought up Ness Lee's match at WRC against J Focus. He then accused his adversary's girl of wanting him to lose weight and brought up his match against Syd Vicious. He even brought up Double Deuce's phone number and had a load complexed metaphors. Ness Lee won this round of the cypher as well.

In the third round of the match Ness Lee went into spit and brought up Syd Vicious's weight and claimed to be state to state ruining emcees. He claimed to have seen an ugly picture of his adversary rocking a Gum-by cut and asked him if he was alive in the eighties. He even compared the way his adversary dresses to Fresco. Syd Vicious then went into spit and claimed Ness Lee used to look like TD Jakes with an Arby's hat. He even made fun of his rival's sister and girl. One of his lines didn't rhyme. Ness Lee won this round of the exhibition.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GLjnI2qf2Yk

Grind Time Now presents: New Era vs Incredible BA

noreply@blogger.com (MisfitMarx) — Wed, 16 Feb 2011 23:39:00 -0800

New Era went into rhyme and claimed he found out that he was gonna battle Incredible BA while he was at work. He then implied he was hungry and anxious for this match. He accused his rival of being on Oun P's penis and claimed that his adversary made a video with him trying to spit and accused him being the weakest. He ended his verse cursing at his rival. Incredible BA then went into spit with a funny remark about New Era. He then said a sick punchline. He ended his verse referencing the Kool aid man. This round of the match was a tie in my opinion.

New Era then went in the next round of this cypher against Incredible BA and claimed to have always had a gift at rhyming. He then claimed to have been born a prodigy and claimed to be a monster among a few. He accused his opposition of being bad at kicking a freestyle and seemed to got amped up at the end of his verse. Incredible BA then went into spit and accused New Era of having man boobs. He seemed to have more gun references in this round. This round of the match was a tie in my opinion.

In the third round of the rhyme battle New Era went into rhyme and compared himself to a bad condom. He then implied leaving him leaking and implied putting a cap over his head. He spit a ton of Smack style gun rhymes and got mad hype. Incredible BA then went into rhyme and claimed New Era was greasy. He implied that his opposition would be at home crying after the match was over and mentioned that he came there with J Frost. This round of the exhibition was a tie in my opinion.

In the fourth round of the lyrical battle New Era then went into rhyme against Incredible BA and claimed that he came to the battle with a large group of people. He then claimed that he was slamming his rivals mother against broken dishes and referenced to Cortez as well. Incredible BA then went into spit and claimed to have information on New Era. He then said His challenger was looking for him on twitter and saying a bunch of gay shit. He then claimed to have seen his adversary getting raped by some fat boys on a play ground and accused his boobs of having their own boobs. New Era won this round of the exhibition.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7vz_wdsEn-8

Grind Time Now presents: WIRD OF PLEY VS HEEM (tryout)

noreply@blogger.com (MisfitMarx) — Wed, 16 Feb 2011 17:51:00 -0800

WIRD OF PLEY started the match first and claimed HEEM was probably on his dick if he's a fan of the battle scene. He then compared his gun to a cheer leader and threatened to rob his opponent while comparing himself to Morris Sap. He ended his bars implying to be the best man and claimed his his rival was a peace maker. He had a quotable punchline as well. HEEM started the cypher telling WIRD OF PLEY that his breath stinks and his verses were giving him a head ache. He then accused his rival of not getting girls and trying to watch others have sex. He then called his opponent is a homo rhymer and accused him of being in an incest family. WIRD OF PLEY won this round of the exhibition in my opinion.

In the second round of the lyrical battle WIRD OF PLEY went into rhyme and had a message to Grind Time. He then told HEEM he should wear Chanel and practice as a gymnast. He had an array of thorough punchlines ranging from the skin tone of his adversary to his his weight and size. HEEM then went into rhyme and claimed he could tell WIRD OF PLEY had no word play and called him a nerd. He then claimed he could tell his adversary was a rat. He ran out of things to say towards the end of his verse and started stuttering and free-styling. WIRD OF PLEY won this round of the exhibition.

In the third round of the clash WIRD OF PLEY went into rhyme and claimed HEEM will never make it rhyming. He then told his rival to get in line or jump in the back seat. He then claimed his rival wouldn't get in Grind Time since there was no fagot division. HEEM then went into rhyme and claimed to be ready for war. He then said his adversary was the type to save up and get his chain robbed. he even accused his adversary of doing homo adult video's. His verse was hell a funny. WIRD OF PLEY won this round of the match by a little bit more.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PQp0cE6wPNE

Grind Time Now Presents : Money Bagz vs Double/Deuce (Hosted by Immortal Technique & Poison

noreply@blogger.com (MisfitMarx) — Wed, 16 Feb 2011 13:44:00 -0800

Double/Deuce started this match telling the crowd to ignore Money Bagz dick riders and tried to mock his crew. He also brought up the fact that his rival was friends with Hollow Da Don and claimed that his mission for himself was to leave him in critical. He even brought Up Lethal, C4, and Ice grill. Money Bagz then anxiously went into spit and compared Double/Deuce to starving Marvin. He then accused his rival of smoking crack and looking like a bum. He compared his adversary to an Ethiopian refugee. This round of the match was a tie in my opinion.

In the second round of the rhyme battle Double/Deuce went into spit and seemed to be spitting off the top. He seemed to rebutting Money Bagz refugee line that he used and quoted Wyclef rhymes. His performance was thorough in this round and punchlines well articulated. Money Bagz then went into spit and claimed he didn't want to hear Double/Deuce was jewelry snatcher. He even brought up Pinky and claimed to have a bunch of goons. He even claimed that he messes with his rival's ex and implied that his home boys ran trains on her. This round of the cypher was a tie in my opinion.

In the third round of the clash Double/Deuce went into spit and claimed he would do a rebuttal but he didn't listen to Money Bagz in the last round. He then said claimed his rival had the heart of a woman and the brain of a punk. He also mentioned G Money and had a strong ass punchline about raising the steaks and T bones. He complimented his opponent on his swagger as he finished. Money Bagz then went into rhyme and claimed Double/Deuce looked like he wanted to fight. He even brought up Tiger Ty's Tiger swipe and claimed that his adversary lives a good life in Ohio. This round of the exhibition was a tie in my opinion.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LCsXJ5MSy1Q

Grind Time Now presents: Section Q VS Kollision

noreply@blogger.com (MisfitMarx) — Tue, 15 Feb 2011 21:15:00 -0800

Kollision started the cypher first and implied knocking Section Q's block off. He then claimed his rival had poems and claimed his adversary stole a logo to put on his mix tape. Section Q then went into spit a sick punchline and claimed he would call Kollision K.O. because everything about him is a knock off. He then accused his rival of being a shop lifter and ended bars implying his rival was a Syracuse fuck boy. This round of the event was a tie in my opinion.

In the second round of the lyrical battle Kollision went into rhyme claiming his name was Mathew and warned Section Q about his hat brim. He claimed to be spitting a freestyle and claimed he would beat his ass in Syracuse. Section Q then went into spit and claimed Kollision was garbage. He claimed that his rival would fail if they got graded and accused him begging for Lucie's. He even brought up Mr Sell and his adversary's match against Real talk i guess. Kollision won this round of the cypher in my opinion.

In the third round of the cypher Kollision went into rhyme and claimed to be dissapointed about sharing a headline with Section Q. He claimed that his adversary's music sucked and claimed to be surprised that he was a black male. He Even brought up his adversary's match against Jackal. Section Q went into rhyme and brought up the movie Rocky. He then called his adversary the worst in the division and claimed to be too far to be seen and binoculars were needed to see him. Kollision won this round of the exhibition.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gB9KyDPeU7s

Grind Time Now presents: Real Talk vs Uno Lavoz (tryout)

noreply@blogger.com (MisfitMarx) — Mon, 14 Feb 2011 20:52:00 -0800

Uno Lavoz started rhyme battle first and tried to call Real Talk fake. He even made black jokes on his opponent and seemed to be comparing him to tinted windows. He then said a quotable punchline and proceeded to call him fake. Real Talk then went into rhyme anxiously after Uno Lavoz. The swag of his presentation was real aggressive and had thorough punchlines and many references to Uno's name. Real Talk won this round of the exhibition in my opinion.

Uno Lavoz then went in and tried to clown Real Talk about his first round. He then proceeded to call his adversary fat and black. His black joke about his adversary made the crowd laugh and implied that he knew he was gonna win. Real Talk then went into spit and claimed Uno Lavoz was a straight gimmick. He then also compared his rhymes to his challengers night life with women. He compared his adversary to five bite of chicken. This round of the exhibition was a tie in my opinion.

In the third round of the cypher Uno Lavoz went into rhyme and compared a match with him to two cars on a head on collision. He then claimed Real Talk was high and compared him to a jump off. Real Talk then went in spitting off the top and flipped Uno Lavoz last punchline. He didn't really say any hot metaphors during this round but he referenced Kollision. He had a smooth flow and atleast he didn't quit. Uno Lavoz won this round of the cypher in my opinion.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yMBkd6DLNlw

Grind Time Now presents: GREELEY vs 360 (Australian Battle)

noreply@blogger.com (MisfitMarx) — Mon, 14 Feb 2011 00:10:00 -0800

360 started the cypher and claimed GREELEY was Tazmanian. He then implied making incest jokes. He then claimed that his opposition jacks off with his brother and claimed he had a small size dick. He accused his adversary of being a stalker that goes to all his gigs and ended calling him his bitch. GREELEY then went into spit and seemed to spitting off the top. He then accused 360 of living in a shed and tried to imply that his manager takes all his money. He also accused his rival of rhyming at drum and base clubs and accused him of liking to stick pills his ass. This round of the cypher was a tie in my opinion.

In the second round of the live match 360 went into rhyme and started making jokes about GREELEY's cheeks. He claimed that if his adversary inhales he might float up to the moon. He also called his rival the the blow fish mascot and claimed he wasn't funny. GREELEY then went into rhyme and accused 360 of having a bent penis. He then told a story about his adversary shagging a chick in Bristol.This round of the exhibition was a tie in my opinion.

In the third round of the cypher 360 went in and proceeded to call GREELEY a stalker. He also mentioned Kase One and Savij Tongue as well. He then claimed Nocando wouldn't ghost write for his opposition and told a story about how he met him. He claimed to have only took this match so his opposition would leave him alone and called his adversary Andrew at the end. GREELEY then went into rhyme and claimed 360 lived in his mothers garage. He also broke down his challengers career and admitted to being his fan in the past. GREELEY won this round of the match in my opinion.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aD2R9HymuvA

Golden State Bullies presents: Maleko vs Donchino

noreply@blogger.com (MisfitMarx) — Fri, 11 Feb 2011 22:51:00 -0800

Donchino started this match up calling Maleko a Hawaiian fagot and claimed that his rival spit nonsense in his rhymes. He also implied raping his adversary's sister and claimed to be hungry. His flow was a bit shaky i would say. Maleko then said he doesn't like name flips and clowned Donchino sbout not having a Myspace music page. He then claimed to have heard a song that his challenger did with Ghambit and claimed that his rival's lyrics made him want to dive into a bucket of glass. This round of the match was a tie in my opinion due to there awkward verses.

In the second round of the rhyme battle Donchino went into rhyme and claimed that he hopes Maleko dies slow. He then said his rival made him sick and to think before he talked shit. He then compared his adversary to a troll doll. Maleko then went in an claimed there were too many toys and not enough time. He also claimed that his oppositions kind made him sick to the stomach and called him stingy. He also called his rival a cock blocker. This round of the exhibition was a tie in my opinion.

In the third round of the cypher Donchino went into spit and began to call Maleko a Hawaiian fagot again. He claimed that his rivals parents was ashamed of him and wanted him to die. He also compared him the dog the bounty hunters wife. Maleko then went into spit and claimed Donchino was hardly hard. He seemed like he could've been spitting off the top with a few of his lines and was way more funny. Maleko won this round of the exhibition in my opinion.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0q8dfAFXaWU

Grind Time Now presents: Jimmy The Loch vs Kollision

noreply@blogger.com (MisfitMarx) — Thu, 10 Feb 2011 19:04:00 -0800

Jimmy The Loch started the rhyme battle implying that he would bang Kollision's girl. He then tried to call his adversary a product of incest and really showed the true capability of his lyrical skills. Kollision then went into spit and implied sodomizing Jimmy The Loch's career. He then also tried to call his adversary's mother a fiend and called his performance a no no. Jimmy The Loch won this round of the match in my opinion.

In the second round of the hip hop battle Jimmy The Loch went in to rhyme and implying that Kollision shouldn't be aloud to have children. He predicted that adversary's kid would get picked on and school. He had a quick slip up during his versea well. Kollision then went into spit and claimed Jimmy The Loch was the white friend his black guy's liked to have raw sex with. He then called his challenger a reject of the black old poetry slam team and hand cuffing women. He also accused his rival of working at a police station. This round of the cypher goes to Kollision in my opinion.

In the third round of the rhyme battle Jimmy The Loch went into spit and claimed that he didn't care if Kollision was feeling his bars. He also called his adversary rap Ellen. He accused his adversary of having an ostrich neck and brought up K Dot. Kollision then went into spit and claimed that he ate Ivan Da Great in his battle with him in Syracuse. He also threatened to stomp the shit out of Jimmy The Loch and asked Jus One why he let his challenger into the league. This round of the match was a tie in my opinion.

In the fourth round of the cypher Kollision went in and claimed he should Street Fighter upper cut and knock him out his socks. He then claimed to have done four years for burglary and claimed to be Philly swain's dad. Jimmy The Loc then went into rhyme and claimed Kollision had an exoskeleton from his last meth binge. He then said his rival should try increasing his meals and compared him to Ally Mc Beal. He had too many good punchlines Jimmy The Loc> in this battle. Jimmy The Loc won this round of the exhibition.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZSqAAOUy1qc

Grind Time Now presents: Dirt vs Jimmy The Loch

noreply@blogger.com (MisfitMarx) — Wed, 9 Feb 2011 23:06:00 -0800

Jimmy The Loch started the lyrical battle calling Dirt a clone. He also called him a a whack MC and a freakish human being. He was a lyrical emcee in this round.. He called his rival a premature fetus and claimed that he was surprised how all he was. He ended his bar comparing his adversary to a Steven King movie. Dirt then went into spit and claimed that the crowd knew what he would do to him. He also mocked the speed and flow of Jimmy The Loch. He basically gave his challenger pointer during this round of the match. This round of the exhibition was a tie in my opinion.

In the second round of the rhyme battle Jimmy The Loch went into spit and claimed Dirt was addicted to Jello pudding. He then accused his adversary of jacking off on his mothers computer and accused him of spitting bull shit. He then said subliminally tried to call his opponent a rock head. Dirt then went into rhyme and tried to accuse Jimmy The Loch of trying to be black. He has a mess up in his verse. This round of the exhibition was won by Jimmy The Loch in my opinion.

In the third round of the lyrical match Jimmy The Loch went into rhyme and claimed Dirt was supposed to be the Upstate division's Golden Boy. He then said his adversary had Polaroids of Soldier boy and had much aggression in his ending. Dirt then went into rhyme and claimed to be well equipped. He then accused Jimmy The Loch of having bad hygiene and compared him to a wood gnome. Dirt won this round based on his smooth ending in my opinion.

Dirt then went into rhyme against Jimmy The Loch during the second round to fight and didn't hesitate to mess up. He had fat insults on his adversary and showed the capability of his rhyming skills. Jimmy The Loch then went into rhyme and claimed Dirt was a zombie with human make up on. He then claimed to be a lethal force. He brought the Andy Milonakis & Dirt Nasty vs Frank Stacks & L Money battle and the Daze vs Dirt match. Jimmy The Loch won this round of the competition in my opinion.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qI084beDVWA

Grind Time Now presents: Chatta Box vs Stainless

noreply@blogger.com (MisfitMarx) — Wed, 9 Feb 2011 03:27:00 -0800

Stainless started the hip hop battle and claimed that acting like a female was the most artistic shit Chatta Box could possibly do. He also called his rival a loud mouth bitch that couldn't shut the fuck up and had short jokes. He also compared his rival to Heather B and Mister T. Chatta Box then went into rhyme and asked how long it took Stainless to write. She claimed that his adversary's girl friend enjoyed having sex with her and bragged about turning her out a fake penis. This round seemed to be a tie in my opinion.

I the second round of the rhyme battle Stainless went in and called Chatta Box little man Tate. He also made sexist comments about his adversary and called her a bum bitch. He had a thorough lyrical style and his punchlines were tough as well. Chatta Box then went into spit and claimed everything Stainless spit was untrue. She then brought up her rival's last match against Nameless and accused him of being an imitation of what he should be. Stainless won this round of the exhibition in my opinion.

In the third round of lyrical battle Stainless went into spit with a witty remark on Chatta Box. He then accused her of having bull shit verses and claimed her vagina lips look like roast beef. He then said his adversary's flow was weak and ended implying that the girl picked fist fights. Chatta Box then went into freestyle and claimed Stainless should learn how to lay the pipe. She then told him to go home and write something different. She then ended with a somewhat slick punchline

In the fourth round of the rhyme battle Chatta Box wen into spit and claimed Stainless was trash. She seemed to be surprised that her opposition won and did push ups during her verse. She claimed that she couldn't be tamed and would stretch her opposition like elastic. Stainless then went into rhyme and had great metaphor about Chatta Box's piercings. He then said she was a midget with overactive hormones and seemed to have paid homage to her for spitting off the top. He claimed that he didn't want to go to Over time and was sorry that she lost. Chatta Box won this round of the match in my opinion.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wGBLqZE1XS8

Grind Time Now presents: AC (Amazin Crack) vs Wreck One

noreply@blogger.com (MisfitMarx) — Tue, 8 Feb 2011 19:29:00 -0800

Wreck One started the lyrical battle claiming to be the king of the 518 and tried to imply that AC (Amazin Crack) was a homo sexual. He truly had a smooth lyrical approach. He claimed to have met his adversary in 2007 as an opening act for his show. He ended bar with a sick punchline. AC (Amazin Crack) then went into spit and made jokes about his melanin. He seemed to be trying to call Wreck One a white boy that wanted to be black and accused him of being better at lying than rhyming. He then claimed his rival's baby mother was burning and ended his verse claiming to own Albany. This round of the exhibition was a tie in my opinion.

Wreck One then went into rhyme and basically tried to call AC (Amazin Crack) a fuck boy. He then said compared his rival to Tony Montana and claimed he was 3 tanning sessions away from having the same complexion as his his opponent. He claimed that his opposition stayed losing on a regular basis and accuse him of doing cocaine lines.He ended with a quotable punchline. AC (Amazin Crack) then went into rhyme and claimed Wreck One is an errand boy who wears eyeshadow and concealer. He showed the true capability of his lyrical skills in this round and had a smooth ending. This round of the exhibition was a tie in my opinion.

Wreck One then went in to rhyme and claimed AC (Amazin Crack) was a breeze. He also accused his adversary of getting beat buy Soul Khan in a past Grind Time battle and accused him of being partly white. He also accused his challenger's girl friend of not wanting to be seen out in public with him. AC (Amazin Crack) then went into spit and seemed to asking Wreck One who amped him. He then messed up be fore he claimed the last time he seen his adversary faced a person who didn't even write his lyrics. Wreck One won this round of he match since his opponent messed up.

AC (Amazin Crack) then went into rhyme and claimed Wreck One was wearing Fubu shoes. He implied stomping his challenger and strangling his sister. He seemed to be freestyle rhyming. Wreck One then went into spit and claimed AC (Amazin Crack) didn't deserve any props. He claimed that his rival sounded like a horrible version of Cortez and messed up towards the end of his verse. AC (Amazin Crack) won this round of the exhibition in my opinion.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tGJ4xhfkQ4g

Grind Time Now presents: Real Talk vs Juice Streets

noreply@blogger.com (MisfitMarx) — Sun, 30 Jan 2011 19:05:00 -0800

Real Talk anxiously started the cypher first and claimed that he didn't want to hear any thing about Juice Streets. He compared his adversary's guns to a song from Bone Thugs and Harmony then claimed to be spitting razors. His lyrical content was thorough. He accused his opponent of sitting between the legs of a person who was bleeding aids. Juice Streets then went into rhyme and claimed Real Talk wasn't real. he then told him to hush his mouth and claimed that he heard Ivan Da Great writes his raps. He seemed to be spitting a freestyle. He also accused his adversary of switching when he walked and claimed it was body bag time. This round of the cypher was a tie in my opinion.

In the second round of the rhyme battle Real Talk went into spit and claimed that Juice Streets wasn't street. He truly showed off the full capability of the way he put together rhymes. He ended his verse claiming that his rival was nice and he was glad to rhyme the nicest. Juice Streets then went into spit and claimed he would like to battle Dirt. He then claimed to be Mr. 315 and claimed he could shoot his challengers kid out of his car seat. Juice Streets won this this round of the match was a tie in my opinion.

In the last round of the rhyme battle Real Talk went into rhyme and claimed he should slap the flames out Juice Streets. He then claimed to spit lyrical and told his opponent that he better fear the flow. He obviously ended his bars spitting off the top. Juice Streets then went into spit and claimed he would get Real Talk's microphone snatched. He then claimed that he would run trains on his challengers woman and acted like he messed up then jumped back in. Juice Streets won this round of the exhibition.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YQlClvDB1YA

KOTD - Rap Battle - Arcane vs Bender (Title Match)

noreply@blogger.com (MisfitMarx) — Sat, 29 Jan 2011 15:12:00 -0800

Bender started the cypher first telling Arcane to take lessons and claimed that the match was the type of event that makes legends. He also compared his adversary's battles of having the replay value of a lottery ticket and claimed that his rival had called Thesaurus a statutory rapist in his battle with him. He then tried to accuse his rival of stalking under aged girls and accused him of jerking Charron of a title match. Arcane then went into rhyme and claimed he would've took on Bender in September but his rival was in school trying to finish his semester. He then claimed his opposition majors in Political Science and claimed he was here to teach him a lesson. He claimed his challenger was talking junk about him then apologized. He had a ton of wrestling references. This round of the exhibition was a tie in my opinion.

In the second round of the match Bender went into rhyme and made claims based on Arcanes performances. He then claimed that his rival fabricated lies and claimed that no artist respected him. He also made it clear that it wasn't likely for his opposition to best him. He showed an incredible display of lyricism as well. Arcane then went into rhyme claiming to know that he had haters. He then claimed Bender was making up fake stuff that wasn't true and accused him of working on an album his whole life called bad information. He claimed that Loe Pesci messed up the evidence of one of his challengers matches. He brought up his adversary's school days and compared him to a basketball player that never made it to the NBA. In the second round Bender won this round of the match.

In the third round of the rhyme battle Bender went into spit and claimed his best friend was Jordan Cutler while saying that the man never kicked a verse in his life. He then said he didn't write anything about Arcanes sister and mother. He even brought up knameless. He ended his bars accusing his opponent of being boring. Arcane then went into spit and made fun of Bender's size. He then said his adversary's weight defied physics and claimed that he was a whale who washed up on the Toronto Shore.Both of these emcees had a wide array of sick punchlines but Arcane won this round of the cypher in my opinion.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xv00qJWech8