1. 4-10 year old children wearing fucking suits!
Does not matter what weather it is! I just travelled to Manchester 2 days ago I felt hot in a fucking tshirt and shorts yet these poor children are made to dress up in 3 piece suits by mothers who want their kids to look their best when travelling abroad not realising they are not only making them uncomfortable but that they will probably hate their mothers for this when they are older. Which might be why I never seen kids older than about 10 wearing them. By that point they have realised how full of shit their parents are

2. Women Clad in Sona
They usually tend to be 30 and over and often are wearing shiny clothes to compliment their shiny jewellery. I’m really not sure if they just wear that much gold ALL the time or like the kids in suits they just want to look their best when going abroad. Maybe they are just making up for the obvious lack of education and personality by flashing their riches.

3. The newly weds
They are probably the most amusing for me :D. The guy usually always tends to be late twenties early 30s and it’s obvious he was born and bred in britain and usually hails from places like mirpur, jhelum, faisalabad or sheikhupura.
Hair usually short shaved at the sides. Wearing a typical masculine scene like boss.
The girl. Obviously born and bred in pakistan. Shy and nervous. This is not a love marriage. Often tends to be hijabed or at least has a dupatta on her head.

This is the classic british desi wedding. Guy probably owns a shop or works with his dad on it. Wastes away his life not studying… living off dads money partying sleeping around with chicks. Since dad is supporting him he eventually gives into the parents wish for a nice decent wife from back home. The guy likes the idea of deflowering a moral virgin from back home even though he’s just spent the last few years fucking anything that lets him put his dick in it and will probably continue doing this even after marriage.

4. The Toilet Guys
Overly happy to see you which always makes me feel uncomfortable. They come open the tap for you once you’re done peeing/shitting and are on the way to wash your hands. Once you are done washing they usually hand you tissue paper so you can wipe you’re hands clean. Then raise their hand with a smile on their face and a twinkly in their eyes expecting you to pay them for what they’ve just done for you. Me having a tiny bladder usually have to pee 3 times before I get on the plane and this is amongst the most horrible experiences at the airport.

5. The Cheerful Guy At The Entry To The Gate
For years without fail. There has always been a smiling man who checks your boarding pass before letting you on the plane and every time makes a lameass joke that I just cant help but give a pity smile at because I’m too nice.
This year I was wearing 3 quarter and shorts and the conversation went like this
“kahan ja rahay hain aap?”
“manchester”
“yeah aap nay nikkar pehni hui hai kay pant?”

*sigh* on the plus side of it all… There were no mangoes to embarrass me like there usually are

Yeah I did :p

[flashvideo filename="http://www.jihadthisfilth.com/images/japanese_farts.flv /]

Roses are red
Pakis are brown
thats my race
so don’t put it down!!
My PAKI pride
I will not hide
My PAKI race
I will not disgrace
My PAKI blood
flows hot & true
My PAKI peeps
I will stand by you
thru thick & thin
till the day we die
Our PAKI flag
Always stands high
I yell this poem
Louder than all the rest.
cuz every 1 knows
PAKIS ARE THE BEST!!!
PAKI Pride in my mind
PAKI BLOOD is my kind
So step aside and let me through
Cuz its all about the PAKI crew
Life sucks and then u die
but if your PAKI
You die with good ass pride!!!!!!!

PAKIZ RULE N U KNOW ITZ TRU,PAKIZ KUMMIN SO LET US THROUGH,
IF U AINT A PAKI GET DA FK OUT OV DIZ BAND,OR WELL SMAK U WID A HARD RYT HAND,U CANT KOMPARE WID US SO DONT EVEN TRY,KOZ WE BATTLERZ MAN WE FLY SO HIGH,U AINT GOT SHIT ON US YAH KNOW,BUH STILL WE PUMPED ALL YAH BITCHEZ N HOEZ.
DIZ SHIT IZ ALL BOUT PAKIZ SO ANY OOOVA MUVAAFUKA GO SUK YAH MUM!

After experiencing this 4 min 35 secs of pure nirvana inducing sweet symphony of visuals and sounds I just feel this is what I was born to do… what my life has been leading up to… Slowly simmering away.
Mark my words before i die I WILL make a video topping this!!

Sure I’ll have to gain a few pounds… buy a HD video camera… find a way to give my face that dirty complexion get the hair style down… but damnit I will get there! All those are easy anyway the tough bit is to find a female willing to indulge in this saintly endevour…

I just realized I’m prolly related to these assholes in some way. The songs punjabi so I’m guessing the people are too… see I told you… It’s fate maaan I must do this!