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&lt;/div&gt;&lt;img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/MyShortTexts/~4/f7JU3ctcrv8" height="1" width="1"/&gt;</description><link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/MyShortTexts/~3/f7JU3ctcrv8/loose-sentences-04.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Isaac Marinho)</author><thr:total>0</thr:total><feedburner:origLink>http://myshorttexts.blogspot.com/2009/08/loose-sentences-04.html</feedburner:origLink></item><item><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7490158140030246667.post-1970501120816972432</guid><pubDate>Sat, 20 Jun 2009 20:05:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2009-06-20T17:07:10.387-03:00</atom:updated><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">When I fall in love</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">Loose sentences</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">Love Hurts</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">love</category><title>Loose sentences - 03</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;span style="font-style:italic;"&gt;When I fall in love it will be&lt;/span&gt; the end... Love is not for me. &lt;span style="font-style:italic;"&gt;Love hurts&lt;/span&gt; and I've had &lt;span style="font-style:italic;"&gt;a lot of pain&lt;/span&gt;.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7490158140030246667-1970501120816972432?l=myshorttexts.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="feedflare"&gt;
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&lt;/div&gt;&lt;img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/MyShortTexts/~4/HYkDZ_JtCfU" height="1" width="1"/&gt;</description><link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/MyShortTexts/~3/HYkDZ_JtCfU/loose-sentences-03.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Isaac Marinho)</author><thr:total>0</thr:total><feedburner:origLink>http://myshorttexts.blogspot.com/2009/06/loose-sentences-03.html</feedburner:origLink></item><item><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7490158140030246667.post-8018785382209959859</guid><pubDate>Sat, 13 Jun 2009 19:50:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2009-06-13T16:55:04.126-03:00</atom:updated><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">Neverland</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">Loose sentences</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">hope</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">Pan</category><title>Loose sentences - 02</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;em&gt;There is no hope in this land&lt;/em&gt;. Maybe I'll go to Neverland... I mean Pan's Neverland, not somewhere else!&lt;/p&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7490158140030246667-8018785382209959859?l=myshorttexts.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="feedflare"&gt;
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&lt;/div&gt;&lt;img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/MyShortTexts/~4/mfFKWR7H05Q" height="1" width="1"/&gt;</description><link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/MyShortTexts/~3/mfFKWR7H05Q/im-no-longer-monk-episode-10-end.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Isaac Marinho)</author><thr:total>0</thr:total><feedburner:origLink>http://myshorttexts.blogspot.com/2009/05/im-no-longer-monk-episode-10-end.html</feedburner:origLink></item><item><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7490158140030246667.post-3887925338136731392</guid><pubDate>Sat, 02 May 2009 15:41:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2009-05-02T12:44:17.357-03:00</atom:updated><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">monk</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">manure</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">world</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">I'm no longer a monk</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">cruel</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">give up</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">live</category><title>I'm no longer a monk - Episode 09</title><description>&lt;p&gt;Everywhere there are manure... so disgusting! I give up to live. &lt;strong&gt;Goodbye cruel world!&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7490158140030246667-3887925338136731392?l=myshorttexts.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="feedflare"&gt;
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