My SMS Archive

friends

2011-10-11T09:09:00.001+08:00

friends are the major reason why we continue going through life.

that's why, a life without friends is like a ballpen without a tip..

P0INTLESS! good morning friends!
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so true!

2011-10-06T08:00:00.000+08:00

true happiness is not about a big laugh or tears of joy,it's about a simple smile whenever you remember someone who made your life simple but completely happy.

:-)

just for fun

2011-02-07T09:35:00.002+08:00

gusto ba nimo mahebaw-an kung unsa ka sa una sa wa pa ka na-reincarnate?
kuhaa ang ikatolong letra sa imong ngalan!

A. tilapia
B. aliwas
C. anu-os
D. genius
E. di ingun nato
F. anghel
G. bitok
H. bakya
I. dyosa
J. tabili
K. sibog2x
L. bakukang
M. kuyamad
N. artista
O. gapas
P. lumot
Q. kanding
R. prinsesa
S. ilagang pawt
T. pulgas
U. iti
V. silhig tukog
W. kasag
X. kaspa
Y. hulmigas
Z. enkantada

unsa ka? wahehehehehe!

worries, headache, clothes, mess, roof, taxes, heartaches, text messages

2011-01-08T08:16:00.004+08:00

things we could be thankful for:

1. worries at the start of the day: means you're still alive.
2. headache at the end of the day: means you can still work hard.
3. clothes that didn't fit: means you have a good appetite.
4. the mess to clean after a party: means you have friends around you.
5. roof that needs fixing: means you've got a place to live in.
6. taxes to pay: means you're not unemployed.
7. heartaches: means you love selflessly.

8. too many text messages: means you are remembered. (owws???)

hehehe

lupig si inday!

2011-01-06T07:24:00.003+08:00

bata: ayooooo palit ko
inday: unsa imo?

bata: juice, kanang litro pack!
inday: ok kaning powder noh?

bata: kay ngano? naay bareta? bogo!

hahahahaha

everything

2011-01-05T13:54:00.003+08:00

for every hectic day, GOD is your QUIET REST.
for every painful experience, HE is your HEALING TOUCH.
for every disappointment, HE is your CERTAIN HOPE.
for every turbulent storm, HE is your CALMING PEACE.
for every hurtful action, HE is your FORGIVING LOVE.

kuyaw lage ning i translate!

2011-01-05T10:33:00.003+08:00

titser: who can give an example of a tag question?
pupil: my teacher is beautiful, isn't she?

titser: good! itagalog mo nga!
pupil: si mam ay maganda, hindi naman diba?

titser: sige, pagbibigyan kita. karon, binisay-a!
pupil: sige mam. c mam kay gwapa, wa sya kuyapi?

hahahaha

talbog si ma'am!

2011-01-05T10:23:00.002+08:00

sa restaurant:

waiter: ano po order nila, ma'am?
amo: yong whole roasted chicken meal nalang. ikaw inday, ano order mo?

maid: i would like to partake of a dish that is sauteed pork and chicken boiled in thick essence of soy sauce and veggies; like carrots, cauliflower and baguio beans sprinkled generously with fine spices and spring onions and a generous helping of root crop and rice.

waiter: ha?
amo: chopsuey daw. daghanag bitsin aron mamatay nalang ning animal.

hahahaha!

success

2010-10-15T08:32:00.002+08:00

success seems to be largely a matter of hanging on after others have let go.

7 cardinal rules of life

2010-10-13T07:20:00.003+08:00

make peace with your past so it won't screw up the present.
what other people think of you is none of your business.
time heals almost everything. give time.
no one is in-charge of your happiness except you.
don't compare your life with others and don't judge them. you have no idea what their journey is all about.
stop thinking too much, it's alright not to know the answers. they will come to you when you least expect it.
smile! you don't own all the problems in the world.

:-)

joy and beauty

2010-10-13T07:17:00.002+08:00

find joy in every simple things and see beauty in every situation.
when times are difficult, remember that no pain comes without a purpose.

self reliant

2010-10-08T05:34:00.004+08:00

don't rely on someone else for your happiness and self worth.
only you can be responsible for that.
if you can't love and respect yourself, no one else will be able to make that happen.
accept who you are completely; the good and the bad, and make changes as you see fit not because you think someone else wants you to be different.
- stacey charter

a matter of perspective

2010-10-08T05:24:00.003+08:00

if you look at what you have in life, you'll always have more.
if you look at what you don't have in life, you'll never have enough.
-oprah winfrey

satisfaction

2010-10-08T05:14:00.004+08:00

satisfaction does not come with achievement, but with effort.
full effort is full victory.
- mahatma gandhi

"I"

2010-10-08T05:09:00.004+08:00

a 9 year old child once asked her teacher...
"ma'am, why is the pronoun "I" always capitalized whenever we write it?"

the teacher smiled and said...
"coz it's a way of giving respect to yourself.
by capitalizing it, you emphasize your worth and uniqueness."

fall, stay, let go, move on

2010-02-02T08:59:00.002+08:00

to FALL INLOVE

¡s very easy

STAYING INLOVE

¡s a challenge

LETTING GO

¡s the hardest part

and

MOVING ON

¡s a damn suicide..

:-)

always what's best

2010-02-02T08:55:00.001+08:00

in God's time, whatever we ask for w¡ll come true.

it may not be in the exact package we wanted,

but ¡t w¡ll be what GOD thinks is best for US.

:-)

crazy me or tree

2010-02-02T08:50:00.001+08:00

i sat under

a tree and

told the tree with

tears falling:

''why do I always get hurt?

don't I deserve

to be happy?

the tree answered:

''don't cry my love

everyone deserves to be

happy and getting hurt

is part of our life so

cheer up.''

my tears stopped

falling ug

ningdagan ko oy!

ikaw bay storyahan

ug kahoy?

english pajud!

ahahahaha!

the one

2010-02-02T08:46:00.000+08:00

the one

when you don't feel threatened by others interests, skills or friends;

when neither of you ever feels a victim;

when you never run out of things to talk to ( talk, not scream);

when you manage to retain individuality within the couple and respect each other for that;

when you are still passionate and interested in each other despite the length of time;

when you can see forever in each others eyes even when you have the biggest fight.

peso

2010-02-02T08:43:00.001+08:00

nanay: kini na piso, para sa patis og kini na piso para sa suka. pagdali kay magluto na ko.

anak: ok nay.

(sa pag-dalidali sa pagpalit, nadagma, niuli)

anak: (huhu) nay, sorry kaayu, asa gani ani nga piso ang para sa suka? og asa pud ang para sa patis?

waaaa..... lol :-)

tatoo

2010-02-02T08:19:00.001+08:00

what d0 you call a naked, sexy, beautiful w0man 0n the arms 0f an ugly man?

TATT00

tatto0 ra jud na sya..

bwhahahaha!

time not love

2010-02-02T08:11:00.001+08:00

a boy ask God what is the most important thing to give to someone.

God answered: ''TIME'' my child.

but why time and not love?

love... you can give that, you can have that, you can share that to anybody.. but with time, you can't stop it nor control it.. cause you can never bring back the time that has passed by.. so spend your time wisely and cherish it with your loved one.. co'z you'll never know when your time is OVER..

sterility

2010-01-26T16:16:00.003+08:00

a nurse's advice:

if you have this feeling that your partner is into somebody else, BREAK UP! or you'll have to endure an unsterile relationship. remember the rule of sterility: if you're in doubt, THROW IT OUT!

bwahahaha

new day

2010-01-26T15:06:00.001+08:00

to start a day is just like a painting..

draw the line with prayers...

erase the error with forgiveness...

dip the brush with lots of patience and color it with love!

:-)

new nursing hymn

2010-01-26T15:01:00.001+08:00

nursing hymn (to the tune of manny villar's latest political jingle)

nakakuha kana ba/ng grado na basura?

nagsunog kana ba/ng kilay hanggang umaga?

yan ang tanong namin/sixty nga ba ang passing?

naisip mo naba/bakit nag-aaral kapa?

todo effort tayo, but walang nagbabago?

at mas mabuti pa kung natutulog tayo!

nursing ang tunay na mahirap

nursing ang tunay na puro pasakit

nursing ang may kakayahan na malimutan ang sriling pangalan

nursing lamang ang magtatapos ng ating kasiyahan!

huh! bwahahaha