FUNNY SMS - JOKE SMS

I Love You Sister

2013-03-23T23:15:00.001-07:00

Banta falls in love with a nurse!

After much thinking, he finally "Wrote A Letter to Her"

I Love You Sister :-)

Relation Can Be Made Stronger By Trusting

2012-12-04T09:11:00.003-08:00

Every Relation can be made stronger by trusting on each other..
But more then that we should learn to compromise to keep any relation longer if not we will miss..

DeepthiGVK

Message of the Day

2012-10-23T11:34:00.003-07:00

Fun SMS.
Teacher: Write an Essay on "If I became a millionaire"
every one started writhing but one boy not started.
Teacher Asked that boy why do not you begin the Essay?

Boy: Waiting for my secretary.. :)

Keep Smiling.
You can never change the past do-not control the future..
But you can change the mood of the day by touching the
someone's heart with your smile and love..

Friendship Means Love.
All the people say "Friendship is greater than love"
But nobody knows that friendship means loving someone truly..!

Telugu Joke SMS

2012-10-01T02:09:00.002-07:00

Ammailu mosam chesthe oka pranam pothundi.. Kani abbailu ammailni mosam chesthe oka praanam vasthundhi.. So mosam cheyandi praanam poyandi.. :)

A Nice Thought By Mother TERSA

2012-10-01T02:06:00.000-07:00

Don't make your voice loud to make others listen you.
Make your nature so LOVING.. That other being to listen you.

Feel The Happiness

2012-09-25T04:04:00.000-07:00

Feel the pleasure of life in every second.
Never the angry of Sad..
Because every 1 minuet of your sadness You loss 60 seconds of happiness..

Balakrishna Funny Joke

2012-09-25T03:56:00.001-07:00

Balakrishna oka kotha color TV theesukunadu danni 1 baket neetilo munchadu..
Yenduku?
??
???

Oorike..
Color pothunda ledha ani..:)

Inspirational SMS Quotes

2012-09-17T06:02:00.002-07:00

1. The most successful men have not achieved distinction by having some new talent or opportunity for them. And they have developed the opportunity that was at hand.

2. Do not wait for extraordinary opportunities. Exploiting common occasions and make them well. Weak men wait for opportunities, strong men make them.

3. Confidence does not come out of nowhere. It is the result of something .. Hours, days, weeks and years of constant work and dedication.

4. While one man stands in his own way, everything seems to be on its way

Balayya Jock SMS

2012-01-10T08:13:00.001-08:00

Balayya: I kiss my wife everyday bfore I go 2 office 7 U?
Neighbor: I Kiss your wife after you go 2 office..

Balayya: I'm first!.. I'm first!..

Love Someone Is Easy

2012-01-10T08:06:00.000-08:00

To love some one is easy to find.
But to find real love is hard to find.
If you want to be happy for life,
Lets your heart decide not your mind..

Funny Hindi SMS

2011-12-13T07:17:00.000-08:00

Jivan me ek baat yaad rakhna
Aansu ponchhne wale bahut milenge but
Naak ponchne wala koi nahi milega..
So hamesha rumal sath rakhna..

That Is Life

2011-12-07T06:47:00.000-08:00

Memories play a very confusing role.
They make you laugh when you remember the time you cried !
But make you cry when you remember the time you laughed..
That's life...!!!

Be Slow

2011-12-07T06:45:00.000-08:00

Be slow in choosing a good person and much slower while loosing them.
Because relationship is not an opportunity , it is sweet responsibility.

Especially With One Who Loves You

2011-12-05T05:22:00.001-08:00

Sharing pain will reduce it:
Sharing happiness will increase it.
So pain or gain, share it always..

Especially with one who loves/cares you..

Live It With A Cute Smile

2011-12-05T05:16:00.000-08:00

Tears in Eyes..
Stress in Mind..
Weight in Heart..
Still When living is compulsory.
Why not live it with a cute smile :)

With out me you all are nothing

2011-11-25T08:39:00.000-08:00

Wikipedia: I know everything!
Google: I have everything!
Facebook: I know everybody!
Internet: With out me you all are nothing!

A Friend Less Life - Cool Friendship

2011-11-25T08:34:00.000-08:00

A friend less life is like a flowerless garden..
But I've a beautiful garden with wonder full flowers..
One of my best flower is reading my sms..

Dictionary Says That -

2011-11-25T08:28:00.000-08:00

Dictionary says that OPEN and CLOSE r opposite.
But life teaches that we'r OPEN only with those..
With whom we are CLOSE..
Strange but very true.!!

Happy Winter SMS - Hindi SMS

2011-11-25T08:22:00.000-08:00

7, 8 maheene tumne avoid kia mujhe lekin ab tum mujhe or dur nahi rakh sakte..
Aaj nahi to kal apni baahon me zaroor loge.
With lovely, tumhra purana "sweater" :)
"Happy Winter"

Life Is Too Deep For Words

2011-11-05T09:59:00.000-07:00

Life is too deep for words..
So don't try to describe it,
just live it nothing in life is to be answered.
It is only to be understood..

Beautiful Relation

2011-11-05T09:58:00.001-07:00

"Some time we maintain silence to protect one Beautiful relation"
"But too much Silent Creates a Distance in every beautiful Relation"

Changes In Life Are Good

2011-11-05T09:56:00.001-07:00

Changes in life are good,
But see that, your change3s don't take you far away from the people,
who like love and care for you..

Good Understanding

2011-11-02T08:45:00.001-07:00

When u believe someone deeply..
Misunderstanding arises, but don't fight for it
because some misunderstanding are needed for
Good Understanding..

Telugu SMS - Balayya SMS Jokes

2011-11-02T08:44:00.001-07:00

Interviewr: Me birth place ekkada?
Balaya: Tiruvananthapuram?
Interviewr: Tel me the spelling?

Balayya: Indaka joke chesa, Maadi GOA...

Tears Are More Truthful Than Smile

2011-11-02T08:42:00.000-07:00

Tears are more truthful than smile
because you can smile in front of everyone
but you will only carry in front of one who is special for you..