My Uncensored Thought

Sibeh eZ Shape???

2010-08-22T19:41:00.003-07:00

Ah Lian: Waaaaaa Ah Beng, impressive! I see you start to have initiative to lose weight! I am so proud of you!
Ah Beng: iks.... wife force me to buy la... this one is some shaking machine for lazy fella la...
Ah Lian: Sure can work or not? How much? Sibeh expensive ar?
Ah Beng: RM1499... work or not I dunno... give me 3 months then i will let you know.... They claim just shake for 10 minutes then as good as exercise 30 minutes wor.... see below...

Ah Lian: Hehehe... I wish you good luck Beng Beng....

Ah Beng: Yeah, thanks. I sibeh need that...

Sibeh Obese Ah Beng

2010-08-20T07:20:00.001-07:00

Ah Lian: Ah Beng, why you look sibeh sad eh?
Ah Beng: Ah Lian, no mood ler. Just did my full body health screening and got the result from sunway medical centre.
Ah Lian: Ei, that is good thing mah, you do precaution and do periodical check for your body. I dunno you are that smart wor.... BTW why so sad? Dun tell me you got sibeh HIV ar...
Ah Beng: No mood to joke la ah Lian... HIV your head. Doctor told me just now, Mr Lee Ah Beng, your urine sibeh ok, your blood sibeh ok, your liver sibeh ok, your lungs sibeh ok, your kidney sibeh ok, your blood pressure sibeh ok.....
Ah Lian: ei, then good lar, why sibeh sad?
Ah Beng: oi I haven't finish la... doctor said Mr. Lee Ah Beng, BUT you are sibeh obese. Your weight can not more than 70kg, but you are now 95kg! AND your bad cholesterol is sibeh high!
Ah Lian: ...... (aiya expected la... i dun need to be a doctor to tell that)
Ah Beng: ...... some more the doctor said hor, you every day eat meat meat meat meat meat ar? you got eat vege or not one? you got eat fruit or not one?
Ah Lian: eh... eh... (BKT sibeh nice mah... i understand you one..)
Ah Beng:.... some more some more... you got exercise or not one... on the bed one not count ar....some more some more................
Ah Lian: Dun worry la beng beng, you are still young... start diet now and exercise now lor.. can one...
Ah Beng: OK lor... I try tomorrow lor... if can not then the day after tomorrow lor... else still got tomorrow lor....
Ah Lian: ................................... (sibeh lazy this fella... die lor)

Sibeh Swimming Instructor

2010-08-17T19:28:00.000-07:00

Ah Keong: Ah Ming you sure or not the sibeh fatty can swim???
Ah Ming: Hei dun play-play, he is a swimming instructor wor, ok la he was a swimming instructor.. 15 years ago.
Ah Keong: Em Soon, sibeh fat like that how to swim. When he bought the sibeh cert eh?
Ah Ming: ooi that one not kopi-o cert ok. he is... eh he was 60kg u know... 15 years ago...
Ah Keong: Woi Ah Ming, you tried to con me ar... he look like 100 kg now, where is the extra 40kg came from?
Ah Ming: People said he got tauke look now ler... i think his wife purposely make him look like that one ler... so no longer attractive to other gals....
Ah Keong: No wonder la... pity him this tauke fatty...

My Sibeh Micro Sim Cutter

2010-08-17T07:52:00.000-07:00

sometimes do not understand why sibeh Apple implement micro sim for sibeh iPad and sibeh iPhone 4. Make me no choice to cut the ordinary sim. Of course I am not that smart to cut it just like that... make it no choice again to buy this sibeh micro sim cutter.

About RM40 bucks bought from ebay. Posted from Hong Kong. Got it about 10 days after payment. Not bad at all this sibeh thing. As simple as stapler. just put the sibeh sim card in and press and huaaalaaaa ur new micro sim is ready for use.

just in case i wanna use back ordinary phone, the package come together with the adapter. just put the micro sim to the sibeh adapter, then can put in any other phone to use as a normal sim liao.

u see... all because of itchiness for sibeh iPhone 4, i have to do so many sibeh thing. KNN. me really sibeh itchy ler.

sibeh KNN.

Sibeh iPhone 4

2010-08-17T03:50:00.000-07:00

ok la since 10 millions blogger on the planet already wrote something for iPhone 4, i write something also lar.

yes, I am a sibeh iPhone lover since iPhone 3G. Can't fall in love with other touch phone since start using iPhone. Too bad, people like us in Malaysia have to always wait, wait, wait and wait for the official launch of iPhone 4 in Malaysia. KNN right, we are always the last. Still remember I waited one year for iPhone 3G after official launch in Singapore.

this round, me sibeh smart already. Placed an order to Apple Online Store Singapore. Expected to be delivered end of this month. Going to SG to collect the phone and also visit my sibeh brothers there.

How much it will cost you????? ok if you forget about the travel expenses, it is quite cheap. An iPhone 4 32GB, which will cost RM 4K + from lowyat or www.iworld.com.my.

It cost me SGD1048 (about RM2.4k la) for an iPhone 4 32GB, unlocked, no contract, and proper warranty! the catch is, it can only deliver to singapore address la. So this way is only working if you have a good friend or family staying in Singapore lor.

Anyway, I dun want to wait for another year lor... hohoho, 12 more days and i can play with iPhone 4 liao.

I am back! Sibeh traffic conditions in KL during puasa month~~~

2010-08-17T03:37:00.000-07:00

Ah Keong: picture taken about 5:30pm... all the cars to all directions is queing there dunno for what eh...

Ah Ming: wei... everyone is rushing for buka puasa ler...

Ah Keong: KNN they can reach home meh before buka puasa... queue like that can reach home only by 8pm wor...

Ah Ming: Ah Keong you dun understand one la.. people love their family so much and willing to stuck in jam to buka puasa together with the family...

Semoga semua kawan-kawan muslim selamat sampai ke rumah sebelum waktu buka puasa....

How to sibeh wake up on time

2009-10-19T19:04:00.000-07:00

Well, not sure how many of you having problem to wake up in the morning and go to work. I used to be one of them (ya la I am still one of them).

Had a conversation with my ex-roommate yesterday, and he gave me a brilliant idea to wake up early every morning without fail.

Well, we always think our pay is not enough yet the boss always they pay us too much isn't it? What is the purpose of life eh if every day in a year just work work work work and work?

The fact is, we work only about 60% of the days in a year man...

1 year = 365 days
52 weekends = 104 days (assuming you work 5 days in a week)
annual leave = 20 days
public holiday = 10 days (in average)

so the actual working days in a year is only about 231 days eh. Wei our boss pay us 100% of salary for 60% of work ler. wahahahaha. Hope this concept will help some of you to wake up in the morning wahahahaha.

P/S: thanks for the model in this post and thanks Mr HJF for contributing the idea.

Sibeh Nice Seafood: Kang Guan Restaurant @ Kuala Langat

2009-10-10T07:20:00.000-07:00

Yes I am definately willing to travel for food. Can't having the same food over and over and over again. Travel to the north, east, west, south - where ever that i can smell the food...
Kang Guan, ya i drive 1 hour ++ from my house. that must be a solid reason for me to travel that far (not once, few times oleidi) for dinner eh...
yes, quality seafood and 1/2 of the price from KL/PJ/CHERAS area.
Well, I need a GPS to bring me there. Just key in Kang Guan Restaurant in your garmin map and it will direct you to the restaurant accurately.

Beside the foods, yeah i am quite enjoy the view there. P/S: Don't look down at the river as too many contribution of rubbishes from irresponsible babarian.

And yes, this shop is pork free. To my fellow muslim friends, I do understand pork free isn't equal to HALAL, but I do saw my malays enjoying their seafood there. So judge yourself.

Recommendation 1:

If you are there in 2-4 pax, order 1 jug of fresh orange juice. Any additional I suggest you order more - well, to avoid any arguement or even kungfu fighting in the restaurant. hehehe.

Recommendation 2:

Steam fish.
You can choose from many types of fishes, and they are all FRESH. I have tried the asam fish as well, mmm not bad at all for both.

Recommendation 3:

Bamboo shell seafood - Zuk Tan - 竹滩.
Well I have tasted this food at many many restaurant and here at Kang Guan, they did surprise me! Can't imagine how can this bamboo shell grow that FAT and JUICY! oh I can't control my cholesterol anymore. help~~~~. Cook with dried chili or kung poh is my favorite.

Recommendation 4:
Mantis Prawns (Hay Kor or Lai Liew Har)

Another surprise. Most of the time in KL/PJ/CHERAS I have tried this food cooked with saulted fish. The shop recommend me to try in dried chili / kung poh and ooooo~~~~~. try it yourself and you will know what i meant.

Finally, the bill will surprise you, at least it did surprise me. Value investment of time and toll and petrol for travel that far. Only one problem - HOW FAT I CAN GROW EH???

Sibeh & Sibehului

2009-10-08T03:07:00.000-07:00

Many of you, especially non chinese, and some of the chinese (those i called banana chinese) will ask... wtf is sibeh eh? and wtf is sibehului eh?

yeah i know you wanna know this. i can read your mind. dun try me again.

Sibeh , pronounce as 'si-beh' is an hokkien word that bring the meaning of 'extremely' or 'To a high degree', awfully, dreadfully, eminently, exceedingly, exceptionally, extra, greatly, highly, most, notably, very.etc. example in a sentence - "Aizul is 'sibeh' handsome."

Sibehului, pronounce as 'si-beh-u-lui' is an extention from 'sibeh' that bring the meaning of 'extremely rich', yeah more like 'farking rich' etc. example in a sentence will be - "Ucin is 'sibehului' !!! "

mmm this might be the future of this blog eh... teaching chinese word. hehehe.

My Sibeh Geng Floating Globe

2009-10-08T02:58:00.000-07:00

only people that have telekinesis (like me) can make the globe float. believe it or not wahahahaha.

My Sibeh Nice Workstation

2009-10-08T02:45:00.000-07:00

Sibeh nice ler my workplace. KNN company force to do 'spring cleaning' few months back but somehow, i dunno how, somehow it will back to this condition again after 3 working days.

ya la. i m too lazy to clean it up la. sue me la. kekekeke.

My Sibeh Oily Breakfast

2009-10-07T18:56:00.000-07:00

KNN, every morning eat this kind food... but taste good man hehehe.

typical malaysian breakfast..(of course the famous one still nasi lemak la...) malay style mee goreng. with a lot of bad cholesterol and oil oil oil.

not matter what. i still like it. a good start for the day!

My Sibeh Dream Home

2009-10-07T03:06:00.000-07:00

This is the place where i wish to spend my rest of my life man (the man-made island)... wait until i really become sibehului, else it is impossible ler.

photo taken in Kota Kinabalu... dunno when oleidi.

My Sibeh Sui Camry

2009-10-06T22:50:00.000-07:00

KNN... have waited for this car for 2 months eh...

agent said expected to be arrived before 10th of Oct 09, and i expected to collect the car before 15th of Oct 09...

can't wait eh....

How Sibeh well do you know me?

2009-10-06T22:40:00.000-07:00

well, i don't even know myself deeply.

i am damn lazy, yeah i admit it. but at the same time i do not have the luxury to lepak around as my father left me nothing when he return to GOD...so i have to work hard for what i want... and what i desperate for...

i am willing to owe bank a lots... exceeding 1/2 of million ringgit now (hurray~~~). yeah who care as long as i can pay the bank monthly... well my cash is always not enuf what...