Well, it sure ain’t Paree (exibit “a”) and it sure ain’t Vegas. Welcome to Munich – famed for buxom beer girls but colder than a witches tit on Thursday at this time of year.

So what do the boys do around here for fun. Please see exhibit “b”. Does that look like hell or not? It is hell, trust me. For all the ballyhoo about Munich and Octoberfest and all that PR rot, this joint is a certified noodle maker most days of the week for most guys. Look at these loosers – transfixed by their insipid video pokers and whining like little babies when they only win 200 Euro. Whaa-Whaa. Sorry SOBS. Somebody should put a sign at the door that claims they admit being losers when they walk into the joint and not to complain about payouts later. Babies. And this goes on in every suburban bar in Munich every night.

Oh, sure, you can look at the travel brochures with the heftily breasted blond comely waitresses and at that point you are totally hooked, A dumb tourist actually believing in the smut that they sold you over the Internet. You deserve to be ripped off!

But I’m here to give it to you real boys – like da man on the street sort-a-real and I’ve got news for ya – der ain’t no hottie frauleins in most Munich bars. What there are is a bunch of wankers like you see here. And that poor man-wench paid for his wine! Wine. Sheise. The men here drink wine. Whatever. I’m gonna throw up. And it goes on. In most friggin’ bars I see. Bunch of dudes, including me, drinking their way to a future that is much more Dumber and Dumber than it is having any shot at the girls pictured here.

Any issues? Think the unemployment situation is bad in the US at 10%? It’s 8.7% in Germany. And 18% percent in Spain, where all the real hotties are. And so that’s why you see these dudes, plucking in their 1 Euro coins (1 Euro=$1.40 US) into those machines with no hope for a shag on the weekend. Brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr. It’s cold here in Bavaria. Doncha just wish you could warm one of those girls up in exibit “c” for like…about 10 seconds?

Cheerio, my Vegas buddies!

VEGAS. Who Needs it! is a post from: RCNevada

With this unit in place you become the controller. Like a Wii, but without a physical device in your hand.

The up side of this technology is that you won’t have to worry about losing or breaking your controller or having flat batteries.

The down side is that if you don’t remember to keep your drapes closed, the neighbors will see you playing air-handball or air-racing and probably start avoiding that “crazy” next door.

Project Natal is a post from: RCNevada

“KINZO AIR combines kinetic origami with intense workplace studies to not only increase efficiency, but do do it in an elegant and streamlined fashion.”

This is the sort of furniture they make.

It’s definitely upscale, but it would look cool in an architect’s or graphic artist’s office.

Infinite Wisdom Lives is a post from: RCNevada