My Wacky Package Reviews

Drowney (Titanic Size)

2009-06-22T13:49:00.006-04:00

I just bought a bottle of Downey last night. Laundry was piling up to the ceiling, had to get it done.

This sticker reads... "Makes enough suds to flood the Empire State building. Titanic size Drowney.

You'll never CONCENTRATE again. 1064 Fl. Gallons."

Dr. Ono (Brain Opener)

2008-11-17T10:55:00.005-05:00

Dr. Ono is one crackpot of a sticker alright. As a kid, ya had to have loved that goofy face on the doctor. But the guy on the operating table and the skull and cross-bones... no dice.

This sticker reads "Dr. Ono, Crackpot, Brain Opener. Causes clots, tough on Nerves. Keep children out of his reach! More dangerous than poison."

Hungry Jerk Pancake Mix

2008-11-06T10:08:00.006-05:00

This sticker is straight and to the point. It tells you that if you eat Hungry Jerk pancakes, you're gonna gain weight. Extra heavy in fact. Well, we didn't know that when this sticker came out that eating foods with lots of carbs will put on the pounds on you.

It even tells ya to buy it and finishes up by calling you stupid. And the funny thing is we did buy it and we did dump a mound of high carb pancake syrup on them.

This wacky is simply genius.

Biva Towels

2008-10-30T16:23:00.004-04:00

This sticker is great! If I remember correctly, this is my first 8th series sticker I got. I was like 8 or 9 years old and I looked at this sticker for hours. I wasn't sure what it meant. What a dumb beaver I was, LOL.

The sticker reads, "Annoying Biva Towels. Best Dam towel you can buy."

Ha Ha Crackers by Funshine

2008-10-29T13:54:00.008-04:00

You gotta luv HaHa Crackers. They have such happy little faces :) I don't think they make this cracker anymore. I guess Ritz Crackers rule now!

The sticker reads "Ha Ha Crackers. Funshine, they'll crack you up. Made on the funny farm. Haha Crackers. 3 chuckles in every package. Net Wt. 10 Yuks."

Run Tony (Rubout Protection)

2008-10-15T10:05:00.003-04:00

Run Tony is the most expensive sticker in the 2nd Series. This is because they made less of them being that it is the last Wacky Pack in the series. Plus a lot of them, including mine, have a punch-out mark going through width of the card.

The sticker read "Run Tony. Rubout Protection. Shells (.38 cal.) Preferred by leading gansters on the underworld."

6up (Beverage)

2008-09-29T12:38:00.007-04:00

6up might've been the easiest sticker to get in the 1st series. It was all over the place and everyone had at least one of them. The one redeeming value in this wacky is the goofy guy on top of the bottle, too funny!

This sticker reads, "6 Fooey ounces. 6up. You hate it - it hates you."

Lavirus Mouthwash

2008-09-26T09:12:00.005-04:00

Lavirus was one of those cool stickers that were hard to get back in the day. I prefer to use Listerine today, but back then I would use this product :)

The sticker reads, "Lavirus (r) Mouthwash and Gurgle. More dentists recommend Lavirus 'cause it brings more patients."

Crust (Toothpaste)

2008-09-06T17:09:00.008-04:00

If my teeth looked like that after using Crust, my mother would have kicked my butt. The funny thing is that Crust is Garlic Flavored. As a kid, I hated that. But now I love garlic, yummy!!

The sticker reads "Brush your teeth twice a month. Crust. Tooth paste/Tastes lousy. Garlic flavored.

Tied Detergent

2008-09-04T14:10:00.011-04:00

The one thing I don't get about this sticker, Tied Detergent, is that the washer machine that the guy is using looks like a front-loader, but actually he is using it as a top-loader washer.

The Wacky Pack reads "Tied Detergent. Your clothes will be fit to be tied."

1st Series Wacky Pack Reviews

2008-05-11T12:07:00.002-04:00

I just love the 1st Series. I've spent lots of time reviewing each sticker. Click here to view my 1st Series Wacky Pack reviews.

Quacker Oats (Oatmeal)

2008-05-05T14:08:00.006-04:00

Quacker Oats is the sticker I got at the same time I got the Weakies sticker. I remember getting both these stickers at a local pharmacy that was in my town. But I do not remember what I traded to get these stickers.

This Wacky Pack reads "Old Fashioned Quacker Oats. Strickly for the birds."

Kook-Aid (Beverage)

2008-04-29T10:01:00.007-04:00

I remember John from up the street had this sticker. My other friend Jack wanted Kook-Aid so bad. They finally agreed on a trade, I think Jack gave up Lox from the 10th Series to get this sticker. I think John got ripped off :)

The sticker reads "Kook-Aid. Instant soft drink mix(up). 2 quarts will drive you kooky."

Maddie Boy (Dog Food)

2008-04-08T08:58:00.005-04:00

Maddie Boy was the easiest sticker to get in the 1st series. At least is was for me. How about you? What was your easiest 1st Series Wacky Pack to get?

The sticker reads "Maddie Boy dog food. 100% condemned BEEF. Get rid of your dog fast."

Exceedrin (Headache Medicine)

2008-04-07T14:06:00.006-04:00

I have a great story behind this sticker. I was in a friendly dispute with one of the local neighborhood boys. He tried to bribe my brother by giving him a Exceedrin sticker. My brother pretending to be his friend and when he got the sticker from the other kid, my brother ran off and gave the sticker to me. LOL!!

The sticker reads "Exceedrin. Relief for headaches, beri-beri, ingrown toenails, etc. etc. etc."

Dums (For the Dummy)

2008-04-01T10:22:00.005-04:00

I think when I was a kid I took Dums (For the Dummy), LOL!!

This wacky pack sticker reads "Dums For the Dummy. Instant relief from thinking and using your brain."

Dopey Whip (Dessert Topping)

2008-03-28T10:24:00.009-04:00

Now how would you like to get sprayed in the face with Dopey Whip? LOL!! I remember getting this sticker from one of my "fake" cousins. You know, parents were close and you saw that family more than your real cousins.

This wacky pack sticker reads "Dopey Whip. Dessert Topping. Use for all purposes."

Bald (Detergent)

2008-03-19T11:27:00.010-04:00

What's up with the 4th Series and hair products? Bald and Mess Clairoil are two Wacky Pack stickers in the 4th Series that talk about losing hair.

This sticker reads "Flip your wig with Bald. High-powered toupee cleanser".

Mess Clairoil

2008-03-15T08:47:00.006-04:00

Ladies... I suggest that you do not use Mess Clairoil. Unless of course you want your hair to fall out.

The sticker reads "Motor-oil brown. Mess Clairoil the formula that cleans bald heads. Get rid of drab hair forever. Mess Clairoil cream formula."

Prez (Candy)

2008-03-14T09:12:00.007-04:00

Prez could easily be the funniest Wacky Package ever. I still laugh today when I see this sticker.

The sticker reads "Prez. Broccoli dispenser. Just say yes to broccoli. Read his lips... no new tax on this item. A capitol idea."

Bum Chex (Cereal)

2008-03-13T08:45:00.006-04:00

The first time I saw Bum Chex my mouth almost hit the floor. Since I had most of the 4th Series at that point, I never even heard of this sticker.

The sticker reads "Forged by masters. Bum Chex they bounce in the bank. Prison sentence with every box."

Mrs. Klean

2008-03-12T09:28:00.011-04:00

For some unknown reason, my sister loved this Wacky Pack sticker. I guess I could ask.

Hey, I just realized Mrs. Klean has a mohawk, LOL!!

The sticker reads "Mrs. Klean will wipe up the floor with Mr. Klean if she can find him."

Snatch-A-Pack (Cereal)

2008-03-11T11:08:00.008-04:00

Snatch-A-Pack is an excellent sticker, especially because it has the cereals we loved back in the days.

This Wacky Package is so cool that till this day we still call one of my friends "Snatch-A-Pack" instead of his real name.

The Sticker reads "Kooloff's Frosty Snow Flakes. Kooloff's Coo-Coo Krusties Chocolate Flavor. Kooloff's Apple Jerks. 6 Fattening Servings. Snatch-A-Pack".

Shot Wheels

2008-03-10T08:51:00.010-04:00

Shot Wheels is obviously one of the cooler stickers in the 5th Series. Being that Hot Wheels were also hot made this sticker a favorite of mine.

The Wacky Pack reads "Shot Wheels, cheapest heaps in the world. A muddled M toy. Ow! Guaranteed to self destruct."

Gadzooka (Bubble Gum)

2008-03-09T09:54:00.010-04:00

Well folks, here's the sticker for our first puzzle. Great sticker, I still love it today.

This Wacky Package reads "Annoy your teacher. Gadzooka. Chew bubble gum in class."

Ajerx (Cleanser)

2008-03-08T09:44:00.009-05:00

The goofy face guy on this sticker is priceless. I use that image for some of my avatars.

The sticker reads "Condemned by Goodhouse Breaking. Blue dot Ajerx. The do-nothing cleanser. You gotta be a jerk to use it."

Choke Wagon (Dog Food)

2008-03-06T08:26:00.012-05:00

Choke Wagon was one of the first stickers pulled from production shortly after it's release of the 4th series.

I got this sticker in a trade in 1976. WOW!!! What luck for me!!

The sticker reads "Purely Choke Wagon for dogs. Get rid of hungry dogs."

Hawaiian Punks (Fruit Drink)

2008-03-05T09:09:00.016-05:00

This sticker makes me laugh even today. Although I am unfamiliar with any true Hawaiian Punks. Great Wacky Pack, must have of course.

The sticker reads "Free offer that you can't refuse. Hawaiian Punks. Bloody nose red. Beats you up to a fruit juicy pulp."

Wacky Packages rule!!

Click on sticker to see larger image.

Broomo Seltzer

2008-03-04T13:51:00.008-05:00

This could be my most unliked Wacky Pack sticker ever. It is dull, like most of the 6th series. I remember getting a lot of them and couldn't even give them away.

It reads "Broomo Seltzer. For Crumby Tummies. Sweeps your stomach clean. Approved by nauseous witches."

Art Studies: Just For Fun - Remember Wacky Packages?

2008-03-04T11:54:00.001-05:00

Do you remember them? Leave a comment about your unique Wacky Pack experiences.

Pupsi (Cola)

2008-03-03T13:28:00.011-05:00

Pupsi was pulled from production shortly after the release of the 10th series. It is also one of the few stickers I do not have. I could easily buy it from e*Bay, but I do not feel like spending the big bucks to get it.

The sticker reads "Pupsi-Cola. The soft drink for dogs." On top of the can it reads "Fleas don't litter. Bury cans when finished."

Weakies, Breakfast of Chumps

2008-02-27T12:35:00.012-05:00

Weakies was my first 1st series sticker. I did not start collecting wackies until the 5th series so trying to get previous series stickers was difficult to do that then. But I did optain many 1st series sticker over the months and still have all of my originals and they are surprisingly in pretty good shape.

The sticker reads, "Messy Un-Toasted Half-Cooked Flakes. Weakies. Breakfast of Chumps [by] Generally Moldy".

Band Ache (Band Aids)

2008-02-26T10:07:00.013-05:00

Band-Ache is the most sought after sticker in the first series. It is the most expensive and most difficult to get. I got mine for $3 around 1995 at a Non-Sport Card show, what a find!!

It reads "Band-Ache Brand. Strips off Skin [by] Jerkson & Jerkson". Truly a classic sticker.

Brand New Flashback Series ANS7

2008-02-25T12:23:00.010-05:00

Click here to buy the Wacky Packages Flashback Series on e*Bay.

Click here to view the Flashback Series on Greg Grant's site.

This series depicts our favorite Wackies from the 1970's.

Cap'n Crud (aka Captain or Capn Crud)

2008-02-25T11:39:00.015-05:00

This is my favorite 2nd Series sticker from 1973. I still have the original sticker that I got back in the day. But I needed to upgrade it because it is not in the greatest shape.

It reads, "Cap'n Crud, Takes Cruddy even in milk. Inside: Real Pirate!" And the pirate is proclaiming the word "Help!".