my.diyu.is.dumb

bathroom time

2011-10-18T17:02:00.000-07:00

We were at Shaun's house and I told Shaun that I was going to shower, but I had to poop first. (Don't like the visual? Sucks for you!) I turned on the shower to get it ready and Shaun opened the door because he had to go to the bathroom too..

Shaun: Dammit!
(He held held his breath assuming that I already pooped.)
Me: What?! I didn't do it yet!
Shaun:Why does it stink then?
Me: What the heck are you talking about? I didn't do anything yet!
Shaun: OH, maybe it's me. Hehehehe

black heff

2011-10-16T03:31:00.000-07:00

We were watching last week's episode of The Soup and they show a clip of this guy calls himself Black Heff. In the clip he was showing how inside you can stack 2 giraffes to the ceiling and they still wouldn't touch each other. I looked it up after and apparently it's actually a reality show. The more you know (insert shooting star here.)

ANYWAY..

Me: So dumb. He's just doing this for the girls and it's not even a business part.
Shaun: Yeah... I don't understand what Heff stands for.
Me: (Stares at him)
Shaun: OH, Hugh Hefner.

Maybe he said something dumb this time because we did watch The Soup at 2 in the morning.

Ulta hotel key

2011-10-08T23:32:00.000-07:00

We actually went to Oklahoma for Daniel's graduation, shopping, and gambling. Anyways, the 2nd day were there we were going back to the hotel room and I told Shaun to get my wallet because the card key was in there. I was a few feet away from him...

Shaun: It doesn't work.
Me: Try the other way.
Shaun: It doesn't work.
Me: (seeing what what he really pulled out of my wallet) Really? Look what you're using.
Shaun: What?
Me: You're using the Ulta card.
Shaun: Well I don't know. I never seen you use this card before.
Me: Uh yeah.. because I hardly go there.
Shaun: Well.. I don't know.
Me: Diyu.. the cards don't even look the same!

Yeah an all orange Ulta card vs. a white, orange, and gray card with a stripe on the back AND it says welcome with the hotel name on the front.

push it back and forth

2011-09-18T22:45:00.000-07:00

A couple stories from last week that I keep forgetting to write about.

So after having lunch with anna at Curryupnow, we went to the Hillsdale Mall in San Mateo. We approach the Macy's door to go into the mall and Shaun goes up to the door both hands on the handle ready to push the door open. His whole body is a few inches from the door and what do you know.. its PULL to open. I'm glad that I wasn't the only one who saw that because one of the girls behind us was like "I saww thaaattttt.." Of course Shaun kept saying that he was "so embarassed" and "mannn I can't believe I did that"

That weekend we had a garage sale at Anna's and after we were all finished, we packed up and headed back home. Apparently during the clean up Shaun took Anna's iphone. He sat down on the couch and started taking out everything out of his pockets. Before he took out Anna's phone..
Shaun: Oh shit
Me: What?
(Shaun shows me the phone)
Me: Call...(I was thinking Anna).. Call...(I was thinking Vu).. Just go drop it off.

Shaun gets up walks out the front door and locks it. If you don't know already, I park in the garage. So I waited for him to realize that the car wasn't in the front and watched him come back into the house. Didn't have to say anything. He was already laughing that he was so dumb when he went past me.

whose line timberlake?

2011-09-02T14:15:00.000-07:00

So we were watching Whose Line is it Anway? and the mom from Brady Bunch, Florence Henderson comes on. They sing her a duet with Wayne Brady and Brad Sherwood. In the song, Wayne mentions that he's the missing child in The Brady Bunch. Reference

.....30 minute later (basically when the show was almost over)......

Shaun: OHHHH that's why he said... kekeke... he was the missing child kekekeke...

We were searching through the channels and we saw that they had a tribute to Aayliah on BET. A small clip with Timbaland shows up in one of her videos.

Shaun: I didn't know she worked with Timberlake.
Me: Timbaland.
Shaun: Yeah, Timbaland. that's what I meant. DAMMIT.

monopoly deal

2011-08-15T23:57:00.000-07:00

for those who don't know. monopoly deal is a fun game to play. So me and shaun were done playing a few rounds (and yes he beat me) and since I was being a sore loser, I didn't want to play anymore. So he was putting it into the box and kept bugging me because he didn't know how. Now the thing is with the monopoly deal you have to half the deck to put the cards in (see picture above) and this isn't the first time he played so he HAS put cards AND took cards out of the box before. He was bugging me off and on for at least 30 minutes because he didn't know how to put it back in the box. For 30 minutes I kept hearing "diyuuuuu how do you put the cards back in" "I don't know howww" and at one point I turned around and saw that he jammed the whole deck in there. FINALLYYYY he actually understood how to put the cards away.

annoying AND dumb.

scarecrow

2011-07-11T02:53:00.000-07:00

yeah yeah.. lttp

So me and Shaun were watching Inception. Cillian Murphy comes on screen.

Shaun: OOhh Batman.
Me: Scarecrow.
Shaun: I mean Scarecrow.
Me: No, you said Batman. I said scarecrow.
Shaun: No I said Scarecrow. You said Batman.

OMFG !@*$&#@($*# THIS IS WHY I GO CRAZY!!!!

NaCl+H2O

2011-06-26T03:01:00.000-07:00

So I was looking at Shaun's big toe and he cut it wrong so its been infected for awhile. I told him that he's going to end up at the doctor's office and that they're going to cut a the right side of his toe all the way to the bottom. I know because I had a bad pedicure in the Philippines and that's what happened when I came back. Yeah, gross I know. They injected my toe and cut the nail all the way to the bottom.

Me: It didn't hurt, but when I got home I had to soak it in Epsom salt and water.

Shaun: NaCl? Sodium Chloride?

Me: Yeahhh. Na.. Cl... Sodium Chloride..

Shaun: Ohhhh.. I didn't know. Okay just because you just took chem. I always thought that NaCl was salt water.

Me: Really?? What's water then?

Shaun: H2O.

Seriously.

Idk you tell me

2011-06-04T20:59:00.000-07:00

So the other day I hit Shaun and he started laughing and started to walk away.
Shaun: HAHAHAHA... why? does it hurt? HAHAHAHAH
I turned around and I'm thinking "what the hell. why is he asking me?"
Me:Why does it hurt?
Shaun: HAHAHAHAHA I don't know why it hurts. HAHAHAHA

Yes, he was actually serious and yes he was laughing hella hard.

earphones

2011-05-23T01:03:00.000-07:00

Okay so I've been officially cramming in last minute stuff this week. So we headed to the Evergreen library (on Aborn) yesterday. After watching a boy dance in front of us for a few minutes and laughing hearing the loudest and longest fart (through my headphones) in the library, Shaun took out one of his headphones because I was telling him something and I put it in his shirt like the picture. So after a couple minutes, i see him grabbing air and touching his ear.

Me: What the heck are you doing?
Shaun: I'm wondering why it's not working.
I grab the earphone out of his shirt and show him..
Shaun: Ohhhh. Haha. I felt the wire to this ear (right) and I felt the wire (left) to this one and I thought it was in my ear. I thought it wasn't working.
Me: You don't remember me putting it in your shirt?
Shaun: Haha no I thought it was in my ear.

UH HUH that was was sooo worth it after hearing annoying little kids scream, people walking around us waiting for us to leave, and people talking on their cell phones so loudly.

Shaun and Dumbness

2011-05-20T04:45:00.000-07:00

Showing Shaun how someone on a forum didn't get it. No surprise he didn't get it either.

Shaun: I don't get it.. how does the string...
Me: What string? How does a snail have string?
Shaun: Huh? I don't get it.
Me: "YOU'RE HOME EARLYYY"
Shaun: OHHHHH... I didn't see her face.
Me: You don't have to see her face.

PSN being down

2011-05-08T02:15:00.000-07:00

So PSN has been down since April 19th and now there is no internet for our PS3's because people have hacked it to take people's information. That means no playing with friends online, checking out the PSN store, or NETFLIX for us. It sucks because Shaun just got Portal 2 so we can use it with our Steam accounts. Also in recent news Bin Laden has been found and is now dead as of May 2nd. Putting those together there has been jokes that PSN users have been SOOO bored that they've killed Bin Laden. Shaun tried telling me this joke today (even though i already knew it) and he goes..

Shaun: Did you hear about that thing with PSN being down and users went out and killed Obama?
Me: Obama?...... -_-; .......... Bin Laden?
Shaun: ...... shut up...
Me: This is going on the website.
Shaun:..... DAMMIT

someone can't add

2011-03-20T13:50:00.000-07:00

We were at Red Robin and after eating the tower of yummy onion rings and our Prime Chophouse Burgers and drinking many glasses of the freckled lemonade, we finally check the bill. It came out to be 28something. He takes out a $20 bill and I take out 2 $5 bills and $3. I put the $33 and gave it to Shaun to check if it was good enough.

Shaun: What is 20+10?
Me: What?
Shaun: ...because I added them separately.. (meaning my money and his money separately)
Shaun: What's 20+10?.... *thinking*.....130!! HAHAHAHAHA oh no wait.. HAHAHAHA 30!

Oh, diyu why do you have to add them "separately" in the first place?

responding

2011-03-02T21:19:00.000-08:00

I was on Shaun's Facebook and someone decided to chat with me. Since Shaun's computer and his t.v. are sharing the same screen, he decided to rush me to watch anime by using his phone as a mouse.

Me: HOLD ON! Let me respond!
Shaun: HAHAHAHAHAHA.... I thought you said respawn.. Let me respawn..

minutes later (still laughing)..
Shaun: HAHAHAHAH I got confused and was actually looking around... HAHAHAHA... I was thinking "huh? this isn't a video game."

wow. the things i supposedly can do..

WHO'S THAT POKEMONNN?!?!

2011-02-05T15:42:00.000-08:00

Watching Pokemon from the beginning. 2nd episode in..
Me: who's that pokemon??
Shaun: SNORLAX
tv: IT'S KOFFING!

So dumb.

sabre printers

2011-02-04T18:18:00.000-08:00

So if anyone has seen "the search" episode of The Office, you would know that they had a caption contest. Yesterday we were watching where Pam draws a picture of a Sabre printer and the picture above is making fun the company's Sabre printers. Shaun didn't get the last one so I tried to explain it to him. It says "I'm supposed to have red gloves, buy my color cartridge portal is jammed...again!"

Me: It's about printers being jammed and how he's supposed to have red gloves..
Shaun Caine: I don't get.
Me: It's about printers being jammed
Shaun: I know printers get jammed... OHHHHHHH

I had to go over this a few times until he finally got it.