Funny Whatsapp Jokes, Love Shayari, Amazing pictures.. more fun

Unke Aaneka Intezaar Aaj bhi hai | Love Shayari | Romantic Whatsapp Shayari

2019-08-11T08:22:00.004-07:00

" Tarasti Nigahoko Unke Didarka

Intezaar Aaj Bhi Hai,

Tadapti Muhobbatko Apne Paak Ishqka

Intezaar Aaj Bhi Hai....................!

Aab Kaise Bayaa kare Ham Apni

Tadapti "Bekarari" ko,

Kaabrme Dafan Honeko Ham hai, Aur,

Khulee iss Aankhoko Unke Vapis

Aaneka "Intezaar" Aaj Bhi Hai................!!

Funny jokes and quotes | Must Read | Hindi | Friendship

2019-08-11T08:19:00.000-07:00

Banta thought LOL meant.??

Lots of Love.!!

So.,

He sent it in the following text 2 his GIRL FRIEND-

You are the only girl in my life..LOL

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A CHAND TU CHAMAK YA NA CHAMAK

MUJHE KOI GAM NAHI,

EK CHAND AISA BHI HAI JISKI

CHAMAK TUJHSE KAM NAH

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Heart is like Crystal,

Preserve it,

Love is like perfume,

Spread it

Feelings are like flood,

Flow it

FRIENDSHIP is like Umbrella,

Share it

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1day sardar saw a dream, that someone killed him.

Next day he closed his

icici bank account. Why?

Becoz of icici's slogan: "we make ur dreams come true"

Think different.

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Lalu-Rabri tum meri CHAND ho.

Rabri- Na ji, hamko CHAND-VAND mat kahiye.

eee sasura America wale roz

chand par utarte rahte hai

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Bikhar: kuch khane ko dedo baba

admi: tamatar khao

bikhari: roti dedo baba

admi: tamatar khao

bikhari: tamatar hi dedo baba

admi ki biwi : ye totle hai keh rahe

hai kamake khao.

Funny Hindi Joke | Total | Santa Banta Singh

2019-08-11T08:17:00.000-07:00

Teacher To Santa:- Your Son Is A FOOL......See Report Card.........
Eng......2
Maths...5
Science...7
Social Science.......8
Hindi....3
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Total..25
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Santa:- "Total" Me To Kamal Kia Hai Ji!! Is Subject Ki To Tuition Bhi Nahi Lagai Thi.....

Humor: European Plastic Shopping bags | Funny Shopping Bags

2019-08-11T08:14:00.001-07:00

Meet Mona Lisa, the Zonkey (Zebra-Donkey) who has become a family pet

2019-08-11T08:09:00.002-07:00

'She gets bratty if we don't show her affection': Meet Mona Lisa, the zonkey who has become a family pet

As far as rare breeds go, a zonkey is right up there with the most uncommon.

But one that's also a beloved family pet is almost unheard of.

Enter Mona Lisa, the zebra-donkey cross who has been brought up by her doting owner, Mara Baygulova, an internationally renowned opera singer and cellist from Glendale, California.

Devoted: Mara Baygulova hugs her pet zonkey, who she has brought up since rescuing her from a ranch 13 years ago

Mara took Mona Lisa in after rescuing her from a lonely and abused life on a ranch run by a horse trainer who had no idea she was so special.

Zonkeys - also known as Donkra or Zebroid - are extremely rare as zebras and donkeys rarely mate.

Researchers say that most Zonkeys live in zoos and most of them, outside South Africa, were created through artificial insemination.

Mona Lisa has the shape and the distinctive donkey ears - but has black and white ears, stripes on her legs and sports a striped, spiky zebra mane and tail.

One for the family album: Mona Lisa bears an uncanny resemblance to Donkey from Shrek in this portrait picture

Mara said: 'Mona Lisa is very smart just like a Zebra. In personality, she is 90 per cent zebra. She loves to run and gallop with horses. She's very competitive.'

She added: 'Her intelligence is that of a five year-old child. She retains information - she can see something done just once and then do it herself.

'For example, when we first got her she watched me unlock the gate on the corral. A few minutes later she did it on her own, using her lips like fingers.

'She also loves affection and is generous in giving affection, but she can get bratty if she doesn't get it!'

Double take: Mona Lisa has the distinctive donkey ears, but sports black-and-white stripes on her legs and a spiky zebra mane and tail

Mara brought the zonkey home for her son's fifth birthday, who had grown up on the stories of her Mother's childhood pet, a donkey also named Mona Lisa.

Paper Scissor & Hard Work | Amazing aticles

2019-08-08T21:42:00.000-07:00

Paper Lace Hina Aoyama
The work of the artist looks airy and light, as a weak breeze in the first ray of sun. For the work she does not need anything other than the usual paper and scissors. It's just an incredible example of jewelry and art.

Hina Aoyama (Hina Aoyama) was born in the Japanese city of Yokohama, but now lives and works in Paris. Fragile works of art in the form of delicate butterflies or flowery lace letters affect its accuracy.

According to the artist herself, the creation of one job can take several hours to a whole week of hard work. Hina tries to mix different techniques to emphasize your own style in the genre of paper art. And it looks like she has it already is.

Small scissors, paper, talent and hard hard work - these are the main tools Hina Aoyama. The artist and designer from Japan, living in France, and this is where it creates its own extraordinary, delicate, very delicate work. Hina cut from paper drawings, texts and glues them to the fabric, or glass. It would seem that even a child can cope with scissors, but to create such works of art by virtue of an adult is not for everyone. Every detail, every curve is evident, one wrong move and everything you need to redo the work.

Funny quotes and shayari | must read

2019-08-08T21:38:00.000-07:00

Likhu kuch aaj, ye waqt ka takaza hai,
dil me dard abhi taaza hai,
gir padte hai aansu mere kagaz par,
lagta hai kalam me syahi kam aur teri yad jyada hai

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Waqt mila tab yad karte ho,
mud hua tab bat karte ho,
1 zamana tha jab 1 pal bhi reh
nahi sakte the hamare bagair,
ab to 1 zamane ke bad yad karte ho..

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Badal garja par barsat nai aayi,
dil dhadka magar aawaz nai aayi,
bina hichki ke guzar gaya aaj din kya
palbhar bhi hamari yaad nai aayi.

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Zindgi... Cigarette ki tarah hoti hai,
Enjoy karo... Warna... Sulag to rahi hi hai,
khatam to waise bhi ho hi jayegi.

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Apko har safar ka kinara milega,
chamakta hua har sitara milega,
aayegi chehre pe pyari si rounak,
message jab bhi hamara milega.

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Hum ek baar jite hai, Ek baar marte hai,
Pyar bhi ek baar karte hai,
Jab har kaam ek baar karte hai to.â¦
Exam kyu baar baar dete haiâ¦
Best of Luck

Funny.Definitions | too hilarious | must read

2019-08-07T21:36:00.001-07:00

Wonderfully described definitions.......

CIGARETTE:
A pinch of tobacco
rolled in paper
with fire at one end
and a fool at the other!

MARRIAGE:
It's an agreement
wherein
a man loses his bachelor degree
and a woman gains her master

LECTURE:
An art of transmitting Information
from the notes of the lecturer
to the notes of students
without passing through the minds
of either

CONFERENCE:
The confusion of one man
multiplied by the
number present

COMPROMISE:
The art of dividing
a cake in such a way that
everybody believes
he got the biggest piece

TEARS:
The hydraulic force by which
masculine will power is
defeated by feminine water-power!

DICTIONARY:
A place where divorce comes
before marriage

CONFERENCE ROOM:
A place where everybody talks,
nobody listens
and everybody disagrees later on

ECSTASY:
A feeling when you feel
you are going to feel
a feeling
you have never felt before

CLASSIC:
A book
which people praise,
but never read

SMILE:
A curve
that can set
a lot of things straight!

OFFICE:
A place
where you can relax
after your strenuous
home life

YAWN:
The only time
when some married men
ever get to open
their mouth

ETC:
A sign
to make others believe
that you know
more than
you actually do

COMMITTEE:
Individuals
who can do
nothing individually
and sit to decide
that nothing can be done
together

EXPERIENCE:
The name
men give
to their
Mistakes

ATOM BOMB:
An invention
to bring an end
to all
inventions

PHILOSOPHER:
A fool
who torments himself
during life,
to be spoken of
when dead

DIPLOMAT:
A person
who tells you
to go to hell
in such a way
that you actually look forward
to the trip

OPPORTUNIST:
A person
who starts taking bath
if he
accidentally falls
into a river

OPTIMIST:
A person
who while falling
from EIFFEL TOWER
says in midway
"SEE I AM NOT INJURED YET!"

PESSIMIST:
A person
who says that
O is the last letter
in ZERO,
Instead of the first letter
in OPPORTUNITY

MISER:
A person
who lives poor
so that
he can die RICH!

FATHER:
A banker
provided by
nature

CRIMINAL:
A guy
no different
from the other,
unless he gets caught

BOSS:
Someone
who is early
when you are late
and late
when you are early

POLITICIAN:
One who
shakes your hand
before elections
and your Confidence
Later

DOCTOR:
A person
who kills
your ills
by pills,
and kills you
by his bills!

Heavy Sandstorm in Riyadh | Ground report using pictures

2019-08-07T21:28:00.002-07:00

Milk and Eggs | Funny Joke | English joke

2019-08-07T21:25:00.000-07:00

This is a story which is perfectly logical to all males:

A wife asks her husband, "Could you please go shopping for me and buy one carton of milk, And if they have eggs, get 6."

A short time later the husband comes back with 6 cartons of milk. The wife asks him, "Why did you buy 6 cartons of milk?"

He replied, "They had eggs."

(I'm sure you're going back to read it again!)

Learn To Move On / Serious message

2019-08-01T20:11:00.001-07:00

Learn To Move On
A wise man once sat in the audience & cracked a joke.
All laughed like crazy. After a moment he cracked the same

Joke again and a little less people laughed this time.

He cracked the same joke again & again,

When there was no laughter in the crowd,

He smiled and said,
"When u can't laugh on the same joke again & again,

Then why do u keep crying over the same thing over and over.
again" Learn to move on'-…!!!!

Beautiful whatsapp shayari

2019-08-01T20:07:00.000-07:00

Ye to khubsurat dosti ka nata hai,
Jo bina kisi shart ke nibhaya jata hai,
Rahe duriya to parwah nahi,
Kyon ki dosti ko har pal dil me basaya jata hai

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Aaj ek zindagi aur jee lo,
Aaj ek sapna aur dekh lo,
Aaj thori khushi aur bant lo,
Aaj ek sms aur kar lo,
Aaj bas aaj, kya pata kal balance ho na ho

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Maa se rishta aisa banaya jaae,
Jisko nigaaho me bithaya jae,
Rahe uska mera rishta kuch aisa ki
Wo agar udaas ho to humse bhi muskuraya na jaae

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Ye waqt lamhe gujar jayenge,
Zindagi mein kuch khokar kuch payenge,
Aaj hum yahan hai kal dur chale jayenge,
Par wada raha roz inbox mein jarur aayenge

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Pyar me Kuch Kuch Hota Hai
Pyar me Dil To Pagal Hai
Pyar me Kabhi Khushi Kabhi Gham
Pyar ek aisi Paheli hai jo Na Tum Jano Na Hum

Perhentian Islands - Malaysia / Simply awesome

2019-08-01T20:02:00.004-07:00

True educators.. thoughtful joke

2019-02-08T18:47:00.003-08:00

Was it inevitable or clever move!

A number of girls were beginning to use lipstick and would put it on in the bathroom.
That was fine, but after they put on their lipstick they would press their lips to the mirror, leaving dozens of little lip prints.

Finally the principal decided that something had to be done.

She called all the girls to the bathroom and met them there with the maintenance
man.

She explained that all these lip prints were causing a major problem for the custodian who had to clean the mirrors every night.

To demonstrate how difficult it was to clean the mirrors, she asked the maintenance man to clean one of the mirrors.

He took out a long handled squeegee, dipped it into the toilet and then cleaned the mirror.

Since then there have been no lip prints on the mirror.

Birds on branches.. Beautiful nature

2019-02-07T13:04:00.001-08:00

Love shayari.. Hindi Whatsapp quotes

2019-02-07T13:00:00.001-08:00

We may easily forget the people

with whom we laughed and enjoyed.

But we cant forget those people

with whom we cried and shared our feelings.

I miss U so much

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2 Pal jo Jale Vo "DEEPAK",

2 Pal jo Mehke Vo "KHUSHBU",

2 Pal jo Dhadke Vo "DIL",

2 Pal jo Yaad kare Vo "AAP",

AUR

Jo 2 pal k liye b Apko Na Bhule woh "Hum''

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I luv u w'out knowing how, when or frm where.

I luv u straightforwardly,

w'out complexities or pride; so I luv u becoz

I know no other way.

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Ek muskan tu muhje ek baar de de

khwab mein hi sahi ek deedar de de.

Bas ek baar kar le tu aane ka wada

phir Umar Bhar ka chahe intezar de de

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Todays jokes _ naag bola nagin

se: mera gale me tera pyar ka

fanda he ,, nagin boli nag se:

mera khayal chhod de mera

boyfriend Anacoda h......

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Wo Keh Gaye Mera Intezar Mat Karna

Mai Kahun To B Aitbar Mat Karna

Ye Bhi Kaha Ki Mujhe Pyar Nhi Tumse

Aur Je Bhi Keh Gaye Ki Kisi Aur Se Pyar Mat Karna

Hindi Shayari.. love poems.. must read

2019-02-07T12:56:00.005-08:00

\/\/afa Ka Naam Na Lo

\/\/afa Ab Dil Ko Dukhaati Hai

Such To Ye Hai \/\/afa Ka Naam Lene Se

Phir Ek Be-\/\/afa Ki

Yaad Aati Hai

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Sometimes ...

We Hate Our Eyes

Because

It Is The 0nly Part 0f

Our Face That Cannot

... Hide Emotions ...

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Awesome Words By A

LOVER ... !!!

"My One Hand Is Enough To

Fight Against The World

... If You Hold The Other One...

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D=door rahkar bhi pass ho

o=oroun se jyada khass ho

s=sabse pyara jiska ahsaas ho

t=takdir se jyada jispar vishwass ho

Art: Creative "Graffiti" Artworks different mediums

2019-02-05T19:33:00.002-08:00

Creative Graffiti Artworks

Too Funny .. Goat likes Surfing..

2019-02-05T19:25:00.004-08:00

In California, live goat, who loves to surf.
It is safe on board and conquers waves with his owner:)

Daredevil Skydiver .. Awesome stunt

2019-01-16T12:45:00.000-08:00

Don't look down! Daredevil skydiver leaps 13 miles from the edge of space at 354mph (and it takes him just 8 minutes to hit the ground)

Skydiving daredevil Felix Baumgartner is more than halfway toward his goal of setting a world record for the highest jump.
He's aiming for nearly 23 miles this summer. The record is 19.5 miles.
Mr Baumgartner lifted off Thursday for a test jump from Roswell, New Mexico, aboard a 100-foot helium balloon. He rode inside a pressurized capsule to 71,581 feet - 13.6 miles - and then jumped.

New heights: Felix Baumgartner is practicing for his upcoming record-breaking jump from 23 miles in the air

He parachuted to a safe landing, according to project spokeswoman Trish Medalen.
'The view is amazing, way better than I thought,' Mr Baumgartner said after the practice jump, in remarks provided by his representatives.
Thursday's rehearsal was a test of his capsule, full-pressure suit, parachutes and other systems.
A mini Mission Control - fashioned after NASA's - monitored his flight.

Mr Baumgartner reached speeds of up to 364.4 mph Thursday and was in free fall for three minutes and 43 seconds, before pulling his parachute cords. The entire jump lasted eight minutes and eight seconds.
With Thursday's successful test, Mr Baumgartner is believed to be only the third person ever to jump from such a high altitude and free fall to a safe landing, and the first in a half-century.
'I'm now a member of a pretty small club,' he said.

When the 42-year-old Austrian known as 'Fearless Felix' leaps from 120,000 feet in a few months, he expects to break the sound barrier as he falls through the stratosphere at supersonic speed.
There's virtually no atmosphere that far up, making it extremely hostile to humans, thus the need for a pressure suit and oxygen supply.

Support team: Mr Baumgartner (left), seen here with engineer Mike Todd, is also being assisted by the man whose record he is attempting to break

The record for the highest free fall is held by Joe Kittinger, a retired Air Force officer from Florida. He jumped from 102,800 feet - 19.5 miles - in 1960.
Mr Baumgartner is out to beat that record.
He plans one more dry run - jumping from 90,000 feet - before attempting the full 120,000 feet. The launch window opens in July and extends until the beginning of October.

Lovely funny shayari and jokes

2019-01-16T12:42:00.001-08:00

Laut jati hai duniya gam hamara dekhkar,

Jaise laut jaati hai lehere kinara dekhkar.

Tu kandha na dena mere janaze ko,

Kahi fir se zinda na ho jau tere sahara dekhkar

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Tujhe dekha to ye jana sanam KOYLA hota

hai kyon kala sanam Tere liye Fair And

Lovaly kaha se layenge hum SURF EXCEL

se karenge tujhe UJALA sanam

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Khushi agar hum se daaman bachati hai to bachaye

Humein to gum hi hain raas aaye

Mohabbat ka yeh ajab dastoor dekha

Ussi ki jeet hai jo haar jaaye.

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Hai sab naseeb ki bate khata kisi ki nhi hoti,

Ye duniya bewafa kisi ki nhi hoti,

Theek nhi roshni pr jyada gurur karna,

Chirag sbke bhujenge ye hawa kisi ki nhi hoti

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Zindagi mein naye log hardum milenge,

Kaheen jyada to kaheen kam milenge,

Aitbaar zara soch kar karna,

Mumkin nahin har jagah tumhein hum milenge

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Dr:Ne 1 Pagal Se Pocha:

Tum Chhat Se Q Latak Rahe Ho?

Pagal:Mai 1 Bulb hun

Dr: Tum Jal Q Nahi Rahe?

Pagal:Bewkuf Yeh INDIA h Light gyi hui h.

The beautiful model .. TAMMANA (glamourous)

2019-01-16T12:38:00.002-08:00

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Love shayari and SMS

2019-01-16T12:30:00.004-08:00

Tum haste ho hume hasane k liye,

tum rote ho hume rulane k liye,

tum ek baar ruth kar to dekho,

hum mar jayenge tumhe manane k liye.

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Ek to aapse mulakat nahi hoti,

Hoti hai to phir baat nahi hoti,

SMS kar k Dil nahi bharta kyunki

usme aapki awaz nahi hoti.

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Khuda aap jaisa Dost koi aur na banaye

ek he anmol chij hai hamare paas,

kahin wo bhi common na ho jaye.

I Miss u yaar

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Zid apni naa chodi par,

Pyar bhara Dil tod diya,

kuch paiso k liye zaalim,

tune SMS karna chhod diya

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Hum hum hai.. tum tum ho.. na tum kam ho..

na hum kam hai.. to kis baat ka gham hai..

sms bhejte raho.. tabhi to lagega

k mobile wale me dum hai

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Hum kisi ko Palko par nahi baithate

kyu ki waha sirf Sapne baste hai,

hum to sirf Dil me baithate hai kyu

ki waha sirf apne baste hai

ART OF BONSHAI CULTIVATION .. Just awesome

2019-01-16T12:29:00.000-08:00

ART OF BONSHAI CULTIVATION
"Bonsai" means "tree in a tray", so it is a mature plant,
which through successive pruning the roots and
crown, remains small enough to live in a vase.
The maintenance of bonsai is close to the deal
because the plants that live in common vessels.
With a little more hobbyist attention and some
half an hour of your time daily, it is possible
for you to start creating a small collection of
Bonshai sculptures of metal and real plants
for your self. Sun, humidity, moisture, and
good environment is necessary.

THE INVISIBLE MAN .. Amazing trick using paint

2019-01-16T12:22:00.003-08:00

Liu Bolin ~ The Invisible Man

This guy paints himself.
He uses no trick photography;
he just paints himself.
The last picture is amazing!

If you need a hint, scroll down.........
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Here's a hint:
look by the front tyre.