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Send 'Em In

2012-02-07T20:52:00.001-08:00

From now on we want you to send in your photos of shit your roommate does whether its funny photos, passive-agressive notes, or your roommate caught up doing something funny. Send in your photos to myroomatekyle@gmail.com (only 1 m) and we'll feature your photos weekly. At the end of each week we'll feature a ROOMMATEOFTHEWEEK.

Please make sure to send in photos at the discretion of your roommate. In the email please include myroommate(roommates name) in the subject line and include a photo and a caption or explanation of the photo.

Kyle's Birthday

2012-02-07T20:16:00.000-08:00

special cigarette candle

Today is Kyle's birthday and 22 has never looked so beautiful. Only Kyle would be happy that his candle is a Camel Crush.

BEFORE

2012-02-06T13:47:00.000-08:00

"I was so pissed when our cat ate that iguana, traumatic moment in my childhood"

Before college. Before the raging. Before the antics. He was just Kyle.

myroommatejane

2012-02-06T13:35:00.000-08:00

Blondes do have more fun.

"

"First week back after winter break she went a little tooo wild, didnt make it out of the room :) ahaha"

Submitted by Emily.

Kyle Loves Snow.

2012-02-06T13:30:00.000-08:00

20 degrees.

Not even the snow can stop Kyle from parading around with his shirt off.

BIG NEWS!

2012-02-03T16:00:00.000-08:00

myroommatekyle is undergoing a revamp! We've listened to your comments and realized you all have crazy roommates like Kyle. From now on we want you to send in your photos of shit your roommate does whether its funny photos, passive-agressive notes, or your roommate caught up doing something funny. Send in your photos to myroomatekyle@gmail.com (only 1 m) and we'll feature your photos weekly. At the end of each week we'll feature a ROOMMATEOFTHEWEEK.

Please make sure to send in photos at the discretion of your roommate. In the email please include myroommate(roommates name) in the subject line and include a photo and a caption or explanation of the photo.

Who's Your Valentine?

2012-02-03T13:06:00.000-08:00

Like we said: Always Accessorize!

Valentine's Day is coming up and what better way to surprise your loved one (man, women, dog, hand) than by giving them flowers. Kyle's a keeper and knows how to show he cares. Nothing says I love you like a bouquet of flowers delivered in a speedo and tie.

Tips From Kyle: Always Accessorize

2012-02-03T12:45:00.000-08:00

Nothing like a good book and a nice tie to start the day.

Whether you're dressed up or down a nice tie will always pull your look together.

All That Glitters is Kyle

2012-02-01T12:45:00.000-08:00

"Some girls are just born with glitter in their veins"

iSparkle

"Some girls are just born with glitter in their veins", whoever said that quote obviously hasn't met Kyle. He shits glitter! Kyle accidentally spilled some girl's makeup all over the counter and had some trouble getting it off. So he did the most logical thing, wipe it on his shirt.

Texts from Kyle

2012-02-01T12:40:00.000-08:00

Move over texts from bennet, and make room for texts from kyle.

Kyle likes his cigarettes like he likes his women, American!

Kid Rock... err not quite.

2012-02-01T12:37:00.000-08:00

Cause, I'm a cowboy baby!

We don't know if he has extremely bad posture or if he's trying to go for that weird model pose that makes them look skinnier. Either way such a badass.

Kyle & Kim

2012-01-30T17:41:00.000-08:00

Meet Kyle & Kim

When two forces collide.
Sorry for the blur but then again life is a blur. You know?

Isla Vista's very own celebrities come face to face. Kim notorious for her twitter shitkimhsays teams up with Kyle from our very own blog and twitter myroommatekyle. Make sure to follow them online for hilarious tweets and updates. Whether your bored in class, at home, or mid-hookup you can bet these two will keep you entertained.

Keep the photos coming in! Email us your Kyle photos at myroomatekyle@gmail.com (only one M)

MmMmm Toasty

2012-01-30T17:30:00.000-08:00

This why we can't have nice things!

Would you like some Kyle with your toast?

So Kyle decided not to throw away his piece of buttered toast after he was playing Angry Birds in the corner of the living room for 2 hours. We wouldn't say he's lazy. Maybe he's just saving it for later? Bears save food for the Winter. Kyle saves food for his drunchies.

The Kyle & Couch Series

2012-01-30T17:20:00.000-08:00

Kyle & Couch

Told you we had a lot.

Kyle The Beautiful

2012-01-30T16:56:00.000-08:00

Sponsored by Wrangler Jeans. Not really but a man can dream right?

One of Kyle's many outrageous outfits. He thinks he's a cowboy every since he saw Brokeback Mountain. We don't know why?

Cause You Had A Bad Day

2012-01-26T13:06:00.000-08:00

Keep the photos coming in folks! This one was sent in by our favorite blackout D.Nor!

Sad Panda

People always say the toilet is where they do their best thinking. However, we're not quite sure if the toilet floor counts. Tomato tomato. I say potato you say potato. To each his own. C'mon Kyle we thought EMO was in your past.

Tie My Shoes For Me Yeah?

2012-01-26T13:01:00.000-08:00

Cause he's a momma's boy, momma's boy.

This photo was sent in by our girl Hops and we quote "Fergs can't even make it home or tie his own shoes". Kyle's all about priorities and shoes are at the bottom of the list.

The Hobbit

2012-01-25T10:47:00.000-08:00

Shoes are overrated.

Kyle was once considered for a role in the Lord of the Rings trilogy. His feet made him a shoe-in unfortunately he was too tall. Bummer.

Reading Rainbow

2012-01-25T10:44:00.000-08:00

Fergie, Fergie, wherefore art thou Fergie?

Midterms are here. Here's a photo of Kyle reading. The photo that spawned the famous quote. "I do know hoooow to read".

Such A Gent

2012-01-23T22:36:00.000-08:00

Who wouldn't want to hangout with this guy? Tucker Max move over it's Kyle's turn to shine.

We're currently at 800 views. Spread the word and tell your friends about the blog. The 1000th new person to visit the site gets an autographed photo and a chance to hangout with Kyle for a night.

It's Not Cross-dressing If There's a Beer Box in the Background

2012-01-23T22:26:00.000-08:00

You wish your grandma was this hot. But really.

The tank says it all, Amen.

iFrat

2012-01-23T22:11:00.000-08:00

The original cabbage patch kid.

Since the last composite photo was a recent one we thought we would upload last year's photo. So happy. So fratty.

The Kyle & Couch Series

2012-01-22T21:23:00.001-08:00

KYLE & COUCH

Raging is a full-time job you guys. You don't understand!

Shit Kyle Says

2012-01-22T16:57:00.001-08:00

"This spider bite feels like a tumor."

dirkknowsbest.blogspot.com

2012-01-22T16:56:00.000-08:00

Kyle likes music and so should you. Follow dirkknowsbest.blogspot.com for the latest in music. All music that is posted on the blog is for promotional purposes only.