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A Weird Marriage Proposal

noreply@blogger.com (Idiot) — Fri, 24 Jun 2011 09:26:00 +0000

A Boy Writes A Letter To A Girl:

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Most worthy of your estimation, after a long consideration and much meditation, I have an inclination to become your relation. As for my qualification, I have passed matriculation without any hesitation and with very little preparation. What do you say to the solemnization of our marriage celebration according to the tradition of the present generation? I shall make preparations to improve my situation and such obligation is worthy of consideration.

Thanking you in anticipation and with devotion, I remain victim of your fascination!

The Girl Replies Back:

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Dear Mr. victim of my fascination, congratulation for you lengthy narration which is full of affection but is aimed at an affliction for the combination, which on examination, I find is a fine presentation of your ambition. You have passed the matriculation with little preparation but what about my graduation after a long botheration. So, improve your situation in the field of education and make an application for entrance of post graduation. The minimum qualification for the consideration of marriage vocation will be a good education.

Why Trees Don't Walk?

noreply@blogger.com (Idiot) — Fri, 24 Jun 2011 08:18:00 +0000

Simple Idiot! The roads will be too crowded. Imagine, humans, trees, animals, vehicles all on the road! Wow! what a chaos! That's why the trees made a little bit of sacrifice. Don't worry! They don't keep standing! They have their asses taped on chairs under the ground. LOL! The are sitting and resting!

Walking Trees

Why China Has Only 97 Airports?

noreply@blogger.com (Idiot) — Fri, 24 Jun 2011 08:07:00 +0000

Are you an idiot? Don’t you watch Chinese Martial Arts Movies? The Chinese guys can fly without airplanes! LOL That is the reason why they have only 97 airports… These airports serves foreigners, Chinese kids, who did not learn Kung Fu yet and Chinese Old fellows who cannot fly any longer – lost their art of Kung Fu! HAHAHAHA… Watch the movie “Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon”

Chinese Flying

Never Kill a Bug In Buddhist Regime

noreply@blogger.com (Idiot) — Fri, 24 Jun 2011 08:02:00 +0000

Buddhism says, every life is precious. So, even if a mosquito sucks out blood from you, never kill it! A Buddhist Cop will arrest you! Never walk on roads, you will kill billions of micro organisms…you know what…Buddha will call it stampede… Drink Red Bull… Have wings and fly! You still have a risk! You can kill microbes with your fluttering wings! Solution? Never live in a Buddhist country!


Red Bull Wings

Buddhists

Shall You Dig Deep Into Conspiracy Theories?

noreply@blogger.com (Idiot) — Fri, 24 Jun 2011 07:59:00 +0000

If you do so, you are a darn idiot then! You find out something vital and trust me there is another conspiracy just behind you to shove a 100 feet dildo in your ASS and kill you… Don’t get into that mess… Better think of making money!

Conspiracy

Is Suicide a Crime?

noreply@blogger.com (Idiot) — Fri, 24 Jun 2011 07:58:00 +0000

FUCK that idiot who says so. Commit suicide and see which cop comes to bust you and put you behind the bars and torture you to show living hell! Commit suicide…it is completely legal without any age bar like Pornography!

Suicide

How Will World End in 2012?

noreply@blogger.com (Idiot) — Fri, 24 Jun 2011 07:57:00 +0000

Ever seen GOD? Looks like humans right? That’s how we portray GOD!

This means, GOD eats, drinks and sleeps!

BELIEVE me, this is my prophecy, first time in millions of years rather billions of years, GOD is facing an upset bowel movement because of all the pollution we caused and He ate those polluted food! He can’t take it any longer and in 2012, He FARTS!!!! POISONOUS GAS!

OUCH! We die!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Mayans were wrong!

God's Fart

How Correct is the Word Believe?

noreply@blogger.com (Idiot) — Fri, 24 Jun 2011 07:54:00 +0000

Every now and then we keep using the word BELIEVE. Have you ever wondered how correct is the word?

Break it up fellas and you will see a MAGIC at the center!

Believe

Now, what do you see? The word “LIE” is right at the center of the word BELIEVE. Now will you believe someone?

How to Reduce Mosquitoes?

noreply@blogger.com (Idiot) — Fri, 24 Jun 2011 07:52:00 +0000

How do you kill mosquitoes? Smash them? Use sprays? Use liquidators? Use coils? How about catching a few female mosquitoes and inject them with some medicine which will not allow wings and stings to grow… Paralyzed mosquitoes… LOL… They can’t fly, they can’t suck blood!!

Mosquito without wings and sting

Mosquitoes Bite!

noreply@blogger.com (Idiot) — Fri, 24 Jun 2011 07:49:00 +0000

Ouch! I have seen dogs biting people, man biting a man, rat biting a man… that is fairly OK….. they have teeth! How come mosquitoes bite? Have you ever seen a mosquito with teeth? LOL

Mosquito With Teeth!