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Jodie Foster's speech at the Golden Globe Awards was emotional and personal

2013-01-17T14:10:00.000-08:00

You can get the full transcript on Enstarz.com

And you should see TheOnion's video about this speech :)

AAPL price target is optimistic

2013-01-17T11:53:00.001-08:00

You probably read and heard a lot debates and discussions recently about Apple's share price decline and its price target.

Here is a summary of 17 recent price targets for AAPL.

As you can see, it is not so bad. Here is the summary from this list:

Average price target (the average we all know): $739
Median price target (the number in the middle of the list): $725
Mode price target (the number that is the most given): $750

Today, AAPL share price is about $506.
If you take the median price target given ($725), it is an increase of about 43 points!

Apple will announce its 2013 Q1 (Christmas quarter) results on January 23rd, after the market closes.
A lot of rumors and "contradictory analysis" and misinformation is circulating on the web right now:
- Apple will have its best quater
- Apple will announce results below Wall Steet estimates
- Apple will announce results above Wall Street estimates
- Apple market share for mobile has increased
- Apple market share for mobile has decreased...
- Apple is not as popular as before
- Apple's products demand is still very high

Well... you can read a lot good and bad stuff about Apple right now (on Insider Monkey, Valuewalk, Motley Fool etc.). Most of the time, you find one information on one day and its opposite the next day.

Here is what I think (if it interests someone lol):
- I can't tell what information is right or wrong.
- All I know is that I see more and more people with IPhones and IPads around me.
- Nexus / Samsung phones are too huge in my opinion. They look like teenagers'phones. If you are a sexy lady, get an IPhone... Samsung and Nexus will make your ass look big! It reminds me the size of the first game boys!
On the contrary, if you have some kind of complex or whatever, then yes get a big Samsung / Nexus hahaha.
- I have friends with both IPhones / IPads and its competitors phones and tablets. Each time I compare them, Apple's products are nicer, better user interface, nice screen transitions and less buggy. For instance Wifi works very well on my IPad and on my friend's HTC tablet, it keeps disconnecting.
- I used to own an Android phone... (LG) and I wanted to throw it away. Screen is ugly, touch screen is harsh, and it took forever to load videos and emails... I don't know why (over Wifi or 3G).
- I am not an Apple only partisan... but from what I experienced they seem to produce the best quality products (at least for me and my usage).
- Price is higher for Apple products, but you can expect some guarantee, quality and people are ready to pay for that.
- From what I understand and see, I think the current share price is a bargain. And I believe that Apple will rich $700 and more soon. Apple is hiring like crazy (I know a few recruiters, engineers and a senior manager there), their products are really good, price is not so expensive if you think about the usage you will make of it every day! Their user interface is simple yet very efficient and smooth. People like and trust this brand.
- I know I am giving a lot compliments to Apple. Androids based phones and tablets have a lot of good points too (but I don't want to get into details now, they are more affordable, open source, etc. etc.)

Annie Hawkins AKA Norma Stitz has the world's largest natural breast

2013-01-17T09:49:00.001-08:00

While my other post was about big fake boobs, here is a video showing the world's largest natural boobs. By Annie Hawkins aka Norma Stitz (is this some kind of joke for Normal Tits?)

Well, she surely took all her vitamins when she was kid...
More info on Norma:

Height: 5 ft 6 in (168 cm)
Weight: 350 lbs (160 kg)
Her bra size is apparently 102-ZZZ
Each of her boob weighs about 56 lbs (25 kg)
And apparently she acted in 2 adult movies (I hope they used some kind of panoramic cameras).

You can get more info on Guiness World Records page here. And don't forget for Valentine's day, get your lady a nice bra :)

A lot of stars had a boob job (ain't a surprise)

2013-01-17T09:34:00.000-08:00

I guess this is not a big surprise for you. But it is always fun to know and more particularly to see it! :-)
Do you like cantaloupes? Watermelons? Then you will like these juicy ladies:

Sarah Jessica Parker's boob job:

Tara Reid's boob job:

Britney Spears' boob job:

Tila Tequila's boob job:

Christina Aguilera's boob job:

And finally for today, Victoria Beckham (who probably swallowed two soccer balls)

Thanks for Wikipedia for the images.

Utah is the perviest state

2012-12-21T17:27:00.000-08:00

According to a study done at Harvard (which I could not find), Utah would be the perviest state in the US. It has the most online porn subscriptions... Apparently one every 1000 broadband users. Montana would be the state with the lowest rate of porn subscriptions!

As if having polygamy would be not enough... Jeez!

Women like to talk and men like to have sex instead...

2011-11-09T14:21:00.000-08:00

According to a zillion of studies, women talk 3 times as much as men! Why?
Apparently the ladies get a buzz out of hearing their own voices. The act of chit-chating, pardon me, talking triggers some kind of chemicals in their brain that would give them a sensation of well-being - comparable to what heroin addicts feel when they get high! Isn't it cool? A drug free world = L world!

So what is the difference with Men's brain?
According Dr Brizendine (a feminist), the difference is created from the beginning (back to mom's womb) - where the testosterone moulds the developing male brain.
The areas for communication, emotion and memory are all pared way back for the unborn BBB (BaBy Boy).
Results: men chat less than women and struggle to express their feelings.

Can you thus imagine how much Axe deoderant they used before popping the question to you ladies? And you, where you usually would use 100 words and adjectives, you just answer by a lonely Yes? (or No for the lucky men... but they don't know it yet).

However, our male friends have good advantages of being of the silent type! Ladies, you will say: "Really? and what are they?"

Dr Brizendine (same as above, the feminist) explains that testosterone also reduces the areas in the brain that control hearing.
Yes, you heard me right!
This power allows men to become deaf to the most rational arguments their girlfriends, wives and lovers could give them while talking, pardon me, arguing!

And did you know what part is twice bigger in men's brain? Guess, it's easy!
The SEX AREA! Of course... responsible for sex thoughts and sometimes actions (for the lucky women).

Studies say that in average, men think about sex every 52 seconds! For how long, I don't know!
Whereas for women, it apprently crosses their minds, once a day or so. C'mon... I can't believe it! I must be high in testosterone then (that would explain my hairy legs... anyways!)

However, other scientists are sceptical about the effects of testosterone on the brain. They claim that differences between M & W (funny looks like a 69...see! I think about it again!) come from social conditioning, and are influenced by the way children are upbrought.

Anyways! Whatever the real reasons are... Facts are here!

Conclusion of that:

Men would be happier with bearded women: less talk, more f*ck.

Enjoy the video...

Darwin theory will never go out of fashion

2011-03-29T14:10:00.000-07:00

It is apparently a new trend in the Moscowitz Metro: the metro-surfing.

The rules are of course not too complicated (otherwise the participants would not get it): you have to hang or hold somehow to the wagon, make some pirouettes, you film and share it on the Web.

You will ask me: but how do you film it?

The rule indicates that you put the camera on your head (the piece of the body that supposedly contains a brain.)

Apparently some Russians goes on the top of the wagon and stands on it while performing acrobatics. I understand now why these Russians are so good in gym and so on!

Apparently Russian authorities are not in a hurry to stop metro-surfing. So if you are caught metro-surfing, you will get a fine of 100 roubles (about $3).

Nie, nie, nie. NA ZDAROWIE!

Sponge Bob does exist

2011-03-29T13:59:00.001-07:00

Sponge Bob was found drunk on the public thoroughfare in Buenos Aires.
Thanks for Jolie Flor for sharing this!

Ear wax is useful

2011-02-24T18:28:00.001-08:00

Ear wax or cerumen, is naturally produced by our body and helps to clean, protect, and lubricate our ears.

But if this honey-look-like-but-not-taste-like substance builds up excessively, it may block your ear drum, and then cause irritation of the ear canal and lead to a rupture of the eardrum. Sad, huh?

Cerumen is apparently constituted of 40% of fat and is a sticky and shiny substance (reminds me something else...)

BON APPETIT.

I reached post # 101010 (42 for dummies)

2011-02-24T18:10:00.000-08:00

For more details, go see my post on 42 here.

I have some "facts on farts"©

2011-02-24T00:43:00.000-08:00

Why do farts stink?

First of all, let me introduce the topic with a quotation of my own: "The quieter and warmer, the smellier it is"©.

The odor of fart comes from a mixture of hydrogen sulfide gas and mercaptans! Nitrogen rich compounds do also add some nice smell to your fart.

In a nutshell, the more sulfur rich is your diet, the more your farts will stink. So if you want to produce a Hiroshima-like fart, have a healthy dinner composed of eggs, cauliflower, raclette cheese and salami!

And I have found for you a delicious video of DJ fart (Don't forget to add it to your Christmas playlist):

Burping is good

2011-02-24T00:25:00.001-08:00

A burp is medically known as an "eructation".

It is a universal body language that consists of releasing small (or not) amounts of air that is trapped on its way down with ~~food~~ burger and ~~drink~~ coke.

Why knowing how to burp on command is good?

1- It feels good when you are bloated! (farting is a good way too!).

2- To impress your friends and show who is the ALPHA in da room.

3- And finally, in some cultures, it is considered a compliment if you burp after a meal!

That is why you should always bring beer to your husbands after a good meal you had cooked for 2 hours!

Ladiz N Genz, here is a funny video of a cute burping gal:

And here: Learn how to burp in 5 steps:

1- Stand up

2- Drink a fizzy soda

3- Close your mouth and nostrils so no air can come in (OK if you are blond, please don't forget to breathe afterwards)

4- Ask someone to GENTLY pat you on the center of your back

5- Close your mouth as you burp and let the gas come out from your nose.

ET VOILA!

France is fantastic

2011-02-23T23:41:00.000-08:00

- We don't eat Frog leg soup everyday in France

- Yearly, it rains more in Paris than in London (Check it on World Climate website)

- It is not the daisy, but the iris that is the national flower of France

- Wine can only be labeled "Champagne" if it is made in the Champagne region of France (North East)

- The rumor has it... that the "coupe" (the oblong glass used for drinking champagne) of champagne was modeled in the shape of Marie Antoinette's breast! (Too bad Boob jobs did not exist at that time...)

- Mont blanc is not only a delicious creamy dessert, it is also the highest mountain in the Alps and Western Europe

- French like to make fun of people, especially the Belgians.

- French was the official language of England for over 300 years!

- French loves to complain and believe that Canadians don't speak French.

Au revoir.

Fcking Fck

2011-02-23T23:13:00.000-08:00

Did you know that the F word was a difficult word to trace until recently? It looks like the origin of the F*** was found first in a 15th century poem written in bastard Latin (yeah you heard me right!);

"Non sunt in celi

quia fuccant uuiuys of heli"

Apparently meaning (sorry I can't confirm it): "They (the monks) are not in heaven because they fuck the wives of (the town of) Ely."

Another early example of F***ing comes from Scottish, (of Scandinavian origin) from a word resembling to a Norwegian dialect "fukka" meaning "copulate," or Swedish dialect "fock" meaning "penis."

Anyways... For those who wants more details about F*ck: you can look on the Online Etymology Dictionary: here.

At least it does not directly come from French (My beautiful mother tongue is not based on a bastard latin... No!)

Coconut Chanel

2010-10-02T15:35:00.000-07:00

When the mini skirt appeared in fashion in the 60s, Miss Chanel was asked whether she approved of girls exposing their knees and thighs. Coco answered "Thighs, of course! But knees, never!".

I know it's not very funny, nor interesting, but that's all I had on my lunch plate today! See you soon guys! And HAPPY F***ING NEW YEAR. Enjoy the last days before the cataclysmic 2012! HAHAHAHA

Stanford University is really great

2010-10-02T15:04:00.000-07:00

In 2010, the University ranked 4th in the Times Higher Education World University Rankings. Stanford is well known for its academics in social sciences, technology / computer science, life sciences, biomedicine, humanities, natural sciences. The S Uni is one of the world's top 5 universities along with Tokyo, Harvard, Keio Universities and University of Pennsylvania.

Note that, students are really into fitness (California baby). You can see sexy men running on the campus (sweaty no T Shirt and some 200 IQ brassy blondes too).

A few Stanford alumni created some small companies such as Hewlett-Packard (William Hewlett and David Packard), Cisco Systems (Sandra Lerner and Leonard Bosack), NVIDIA, SGI, VMware, MIPS Technologies, Yahoo! (Chih-Yuan Yang and David Filo), Google (Sergei Brin and Lawrence Page), Wipro Technologies (Azim Premji), Nike, Gap (Doris Fisher) and Sun Microsystems.

Here is a treat for you ladies: The Stanford Men Swim team.

Sweet dreams ;-)
NB: if you recognize yourself on this photo, please feel free to contact me!

Paris is definitely the capital of Fashion

2010-10-02T14:49:00.000-07:00

Yes, Chanel could have made it: all black, shiny, sexy, a bit provocative and intriguing.

After the Burqinis (Burqa+Bikini), you can find the Niqab (NiqaBitch) in Paris.
Apparently a few girls went walking with Niqabs in front of the Socialist Party (a.k.a extreme communists for Americans) Headquarters in Paris! They finished their walk in front of the Immigration Department! Sacre culot(te)!

Ratatouille was found dead in a bread

2010-10-02T14:45:00.000-07:00

Yuck... Poor thing.
Article here: BBC UK.

Polyorchidism is the "incidence" of more than two testicles!

2010-09-14T13:55:00.000-07:00

1-2-3... Maybe this is what Miss Spears was singing about? Anyways, today you've learned something much more rich and interesting. You can have 3, 4 or more testes. It is apparently a VERY RARE congenital disorder. Its most common form is triorchidism, that is to say one man has 3 testes! A man who as polyorchidism is called "polyorchid" (I am wondering now if this is the reason I love so much orchids!). Ah well, ladies and gents, Lady Nature is not always fair, isn't it?

Salma Hayek had a boob job

2010-07-27T12:39:00.001-07:00

So disappointed... I thought she was authentic!

Here is a list of stars that got boob jobs:

Salma Hayek
Gisele Bundchen
Tiffani Thiessen
Nicole Ritchie
Christina Aguilera
Jennifer Love Hewitt
Beyonce
Heather Locklear
Heidi Montag
Carmen Electra
Brooke Burke
Pamela Anderson
Britney Spears
Rihanna
Courtney Love
Jenna Jameson
etc. etc. etc. etc. etc. etc. etc. etc. etc. etc. etc. etc. etc. etc.

And if you want photos: it's here.

The longest officialy medicaly documented human penis was 13.5 in long

2010-07-12T13:56:00.001-07:00

It was one Doctor Robert Latou Dickinson's patient, in the early part of the 20th century. The penis was 34.3 cm (13.5 in) long and 15.9 cm (6.26 in) in circumference.
More details here.
Rocco can go back fishing!

Main Coons are the largest cats. MIAOU

2010-07-06T22:52:00.000-07:00

The Maine Coon is a breed of domestic cat, popular for its large bone structure. That is to say simply: they're huge. Would you be surprised to know that this XXL cat is native from North America? Specifically native to the state of Maine (hence the name).

As mentioned above, the Maine Coon has a large bone structure, a rectangular body shape, and a long fluffy coat. Maine Coons can be of various colors and are known for their intelligence and friendly personality.
Health problems, such as hip dysplasia are often seen in the breed.

Palo Alto is one of the favorite traveling destinations for Geeks (if they travel...)

2010-07-03T23:49:00.000-07:00

So... According to WIRED magazine, top 8 favorite traveling destinations for geeks are:
1- Tokyo
2- Chernobyl (Ukraine! Boom!)
3- Beautiful Palo Alto, in California (with its Apple Store and Facebook offices etc.)
4- The CERN in Switzerland
5- Mauna Kea Observatory in Hawaii
6- Sidi Driss Hotel in Tunisia (for Star Wars)
7- New Zealand (for Lord of the Rings)
8- South Pole (Because there is nobody there)

I'm still stuck on Chernobyl...

Japan's real name translates into the Land of the rising Sun

2010-06-29T22:36:00.000-07:00

The official name of Japan is Nihon or Nippon
The red circle in the middle of the flag represents the sun meaning brightness, sincerity and warmth, and the white represents honesty, purity.

This amazing country constitutes of more than 3000 islands! And there are 3 main religions in Japan: Shinto, Buddhism and Christianity.
The head of the country is an emperor while the chief of the government is the prime minister.
The highest mountain in Japan is Mount Fuji which is an active volcano.
Japan experiences around 3 mild earthquakes per day and still they are the largest automobile producer in the world! :-)
Life expectancy in Japan is one of the longest in the world!

Chicago is full of Polish folks

2010-06-15T00:36:00.001-07:00

After Warsaw, the capital of Poland, Chicago is the most crowded city of Polish population! Na zdrowie!

A few facts about Poland:
Poland is famous for: its beautiful women, stuffed cabbages (Golabki), central location between Soviets and Nazis, being one of the most largest and significant home of Jewish community, pope John Paul II, and recently for the Katyn disaster.

From Moronail.net