Not Your Mother's Podcast

Episode #8 "When you're sliding into first..."

2012-10-29T18:21:00.000-07:00

Welcome back chickens! And boy do we ever have an episode for you, we've got the lovely and talented Brittany Gibbons. (run over and check her out on brittanyherself.com Go ahead, we will wait right here...)Awhile back we attempted to have her and our very good friend opera singer Ryan McPherson ryanmcpherson.com on the same show, and it was riddled with technical difficulties. They were dirty riddles too, so it's a pity you can't hear that original episode in its entirety. The good news is we were able to salvage a few bits here and there, and Opera Ryan will be back with us again on a future episode. And we're gonna make him sing Christmas Carols...

But in this one, we've got Brittany, ghosts, our new favorite book The Siren, and Ding Ding Webster.

Alice, Ashley & Keili
XOXO

2012-08-13T14:04:00.001-07:00

Episode #7 "Chitty Cherpy Gang Bang"

Hey chickens, we're back! And this episode, we're talking smut, Keili's giant bewbies in her new film, Grease 2, and curvy ladies everywhere. Plus we've got Pop Cultural Shit Storm all over the place. So sit back, and let us Chitty Cherpy our way right into your hearts. And pants.

2012-07-17T10:50:00.001-07:00

Episode #6 "Ohio, you bastard!"

Hey everyone!! We're back! Keili has some huge movie news, Ashley is feeding the world with her tatas, and Alice is smutting it up old school. Hi to all you new listeners, we welcome you and ask that you sit back, fire up some Pop-Tarts, and allow us to entertain you. Or restrain you. Or jump down, turn around, pick a bale of cotton. Lots of Xanadu in this one...big fat shocker.

Alice, Ashley & Keili
XOXO

2012-04-02T18:09:00.002-07:00

Episode #5 "Sweet Valley Suck It"

Greetings ladies and jellyspoons! Here we are again with an all new episode that we think you'll really enjoy. As with any podcast, we talk about the Old Testament, the dirty books we all read while in our formative teens, and that mother effin' 10lb Challenge. Also PopCultural Shit Storm, Keili's on tv, and what lady celebrity we all want to have sex with. Oh, and we also have popcorn.

Sit back, relax, and prepare to get podcasted!

Alice, Ashley & Keili

XOXO

2012-03-17T08:40:00.003-07:00

Episode 4, "Shoot the Duck"

Greetings pals and gals! We told you we'd be right back, and here we are! An ass-spanking new episode for you, and this one's good. We even got a new theme song, we think you'll enjoy it. Ashley's on twitter now @ashleyiglehart, we've brought you 2 new episodes in as many months-well good god damn. We've got ourselves a grown up podcast! Aside from all the F-bombs and dick jokes.

This episode is jam packed with first kisses, River Phoenix, and our very own brand of ridiculous. Put on your earbuds, get on that treadmill, and shoot the duck.

XOXO

Alice, Ashley & Keili

Episode 3 "O-K-L-A-H-O-M-A!"

2012-02-03T08:29:00.001-08:00

So, yeah. We’ve been away for awhile. We think awhile is even stretching it, how about a long ass time? It’s true, we have been MIA and all quiet on the podcast front. But we’re back. And we’re excited to be here, again! We have a nice little show for you, including the long awaited Bring Your Gay To Work interview with our best gays. They were ready to kill us for keeping them from all of you for so long, but we are ready to let them, and this episode, out of the cyber closet finally!

We are going to be bringing you shows much more often this year, perhaps even an episode before summer! We kid, but we do love the fact that so many of you have remained loyal while we were dark for so long. Busy lives, busy kids, but we are ready to bring the noise and bring the funny.

Enjoy this episode, and make sure you like rate and review on iTunes. We will be relaunching with all new shows in the weeks to come, and we are more excited than ever to come and play with you. (Said like Gage from Pet Semetary fyi)

So cuddle up on the couch or set the treadmill to a low speed so you can enjoy without falling off…cuz we back.

XOXO

Alice, Ashley & Keili

Episode 2 “Reacharound Chicago”

2011-04-05T23:34:00.000-07:00

And we’re back! Thank you so much to everyone who tuned in to our inaugural episode of Not Your Mother’s Podcast! We have another episode, all teased and tarted up and ready for her debut…and we even dragged a boy into this time. Yep, good old Improv Jake braved the three of us, and sat down for an interview about the Chicago Improv scene, and even played a few games with us:) Heeheehee…

On this episode we discuss:

Master Your Metabolism Cookbook

Apple iPad

Water Bobble

And make sure you tune into the next show, which will be our Bring Your Gay to Work Day!! We have 3 of our favorite gay best friends, lined up and ready. For questions…only for questions…dirty birds.

Until next time, keep pumpin’ and blowin’.

Love and reacharounds,

Alice, Ashley & Keili
XOXO

Episode 1 “Ureter”

2011-02-12T12:11:00.000-08:00

Hey everyone, welcome to Not Your Mother’s Podcast! We are so excited to bring you our very first episode, entitled “Ureter”, which will make sense as soon as you click that little link up there, and dive head first into our weird little world. Make yourself at home, put your ear buds in, and enjoy the ridiculous.
On this episode we discuss:

Richard Tyson-aka Dick Meat.

Cole Hauser.

Joe Manganiello.

Yonka.

Shellac by Creative Nail Design.

Clarisonic.

Make sure you tune in next show, we’ve have some fantastic guests coming up! We have Improv Jake and Dr. Cohen, and we would love to hear from you any questions you’d like us to ask them. Want to know how Keili and Alice really were in college? Ask Improv Jake. Want to know why your child insists on eating only foods that are yellow? Ask Dr. Cohen. Want to know what we’re wearing? Ask us. Email all questions to nymp@notyourmotherspodcast.com and let us know what you’re thinking about. Feedback, questions, ponderings, topics for PopCultural ShitStorm, all of it, send it in.

Make sure you subscribe on iTunes so you get our new episodes as soon as they’re available, make us famous folks, make us famous…

Love and ureters,

Alice, Ashley and Keili

xoxo

Stay Tuned...

2011-02-12T11:07:00.000-08:00

Improv Jake. Since moving to Chicago from Florissant Missouri, Jacob Schneider has been improvising. iO Theater, Comedy Sportz Chicago, Annoyance, and Playground Theaters. Currently he co-hosts Comedy Queue, a mix of improv and youtube. He is one half of Schnuffy, plays with Improvised Shakespeare Company, and every Tuesday 10:30pm with The Reckoning.

Online he contributes to sportsoncomputer.com, chicagotimez.com, & improvtailors.com.

Dr. Scott Cohen. Scott Cohen, MD, FAAP SCOTT W. COHEN, MD, FAAP, is a board certified pediatrician who has created a new philosophy in pediatrics. With the motto, “the best doctors are teachers,” Dr. Scott, as his patients refer to him, has developed a program called COMMON SENSE PARENTING where he educates patients and families on how to raise healthy children-stress free. This approach is highlighted in his book, Eat, Sleep, Poop: A Common Sense Guide to Your Baby’s First Year.   Dr. Cohen is originally from Maryland and received a Bachelor of Arts Degree in English from Cornell University. He received his Medical Degree from the University of Miami School of Medicine. Dr. Cohen completed his pediatric residency at Childrens Hospital Los Angeles in June 2003, where he was the recipient of the Victor E. Stork Award for Continued Excellence and Future Promise in the Care of Children and the Associates and Affiliates award for scientific knowledge, clinical judgment, and excellence in human relations. He was also awarded the Community Service Award for helping develop Helping Hands for Children, a curriculum which teaches pediatricians to effectively advocate for the needs of children. 

Dr. Cohen is the co-founder of Beverly Hills Pediatrics and an attending physician and active member of the teaching staff at Cedars Sinai Medical Center. He was the recipient of the 2005 and 2008 Cedars Sinai Medical Center Physician RecognitionAward in Pediatrics and was named the 2006 Cedars Sinai Pediatrician of the Year. Dr. Cohen was also selected at one of the Best Doctors in America 2007-2008 and 2008-2009.

Dr. Cohen is a featured expert on www.parentsask.com where her answers common parenting question via a video blog. He is also the pediatric expert on www.videojug.com, a website that showcases answers to many common pediatric questions in video format.   Dr. Cohen lives in Los Angeles with his wife and two girls, Aubrey Grace and Lexi James.

"I remember it all very well lookin' back, it was the summer I turned 18..."

Granted, he didn't live in a one-room run-down shack on the outskirts of New
Orleans...but it's true nonetheless that it was this "fancy"-ful time in his
life that mid-Missouri native, Craig Taggart, first met his long-lost siamese
twin (formerly joined at the quip) Ms. Keili Lefkovitz.

It was in the saw-dusty halls of the University of Missouri's Theatre
Department--where pursuing a degree in theatre performance, that the stars
aligned and God himself shot milk out of his nose when Craig Taggart and Keili
Lefkovitz shared their first of what would become countless laughs.

Nearly two decades have passed...and in that time Taggart has starred in
numerous stage productions including "Pageant," "Southern Baptist Sissies," and
"Sordid Lives." In 2008, "Sordid Lives" became an international phenomenon when
it became a TV series, and Taggart was along for the ride both on-screen and as
the series' costume designer. Developing a talent that revealed itself
(<---fortunately no arrests were made) in college, Craig has gone on to design costumes for several film, tv, and theatre projects, and has had the good fortune of working with the legendary talents of Delta Burke, Rue McClanahan, and Olivia Newton-John. Despite having worked with a "Designing Woman," a "Golden Girl," and a "Pink Lady"...his favorite leading lady remains the one who first hired him as an actor and designer (on "March of the Falsettos")...his best friend, Keili Lefkovitz. A current resident of Los Angeles, Craig is currently writing, producing, designing, and starring in a two-man show called "Hollywood-uh, Could-uh, Should-uh" with fellow 'Sordid' star, Chris Pudlo. Taggart is delighted to be appearing with the gorgeous, talented, and pish-yerself hysterical ladies of "Not Your Mother's Podcast"...and if he has any words of wisdom for himself in holding his own with these amazing dames...it's simply this: "Here's your one chance Fancy, don't let me down."

2011 finds John Griffin writing and producing reality series for TLC, TruTV and CMT. He was also named a Semi-Finalist in the prestigious Outfest Screenwriting Competition. In 2009, John wrote and produced Deep Sea Salvage for the History Channel after writing and producing Ski Patrol for Tru TV.

Recently, Slamdance selected John’s spec pilot script Ivy League as a Top 50 Semi-finalist in their teleplay competition for Fox 21. He also wrote the one-hour drama pilot Us for co-creator Jennifer Aspen (star of ABC’s Rodney.) On the feature front, Patrick Whitesell and Endeavor were packaging a film he wrote called LIAR, which was a semi-finalist in the 14th Annual Write Movies International Screenplay Competition and a finalist in the Writer's Arc Screenplay Competition run by Amy Kane (former Director of Development at Universal Pictures) and her producing partner Ami Vitori (former VP of Development at Barry Josephson's company at Fox.)

In 2007, John teamed up with Beacon Pictures, along with his two partners in Very Busy Productions, on a 1/2 hour, interactive, scripted TV drama entitled The Invite, this after getting his feet wet in reality, developing two shows with SVP at Fremantle Media. First was Full Ride, which was about twelve underprivileged High School seniors competing for a "full ride" to the college of their choice. However, he was beaten to the punch (and ABC) by Steve Martin and Bunim-Murray Productions who got on air first with a similar show entitled The Scholar. John then returned to Fremantle with Very Busy and co-created Not In Your Condition, a doc/sitcom which chronicled four couples who were all friends and were all getting pregnant for the first time - together.

A Stanford graduate, John spent two seasons playing "Newton" on the Lifetime series Strong Medicine and has guest starred on a host of other shows – most recently Chuck, Lie To Me, CSI, The Forgotten, Dexter, Bones, 24 and Cold Case. Film credits include the upcoming 2011 releases Priest (opposite Paul Bettany), and Answers to Nothing starring Dane Cook. He was also recently seen in Wake (opposite Bijou Phillips), American Dreamz with Hugh Grant and the Sundance entry If I Had Known I Was A Genius with Sharon Stone and Whoopi Goldberg. On stage, he has starred opposite Richard Dreyfuss and Eli Wallach (The Secret Order – off Broadway), Martin Landau (The Secret Order – LA), Anne Archer, and Tony Award winners Tyne Daly and John Glover.

John is represented by the law firm of Greenberg Glusker.

A good ole southern boy, Ryan Campbell was born and raised in southern Oklahoma.
Venturing from the land of steers and queers, he moved to St. Louis, Missouri in
2001. Currently he lives with his partner of four years, Anthony and works in
salon and spa industry (surprise). Ryan works full time, attends school full
time, pursuing a communications degree and recently discovered a passion for
acting. He is extremely excited for his invitation to gab with these three
lovely ladies.

2011-02-01T21:17:00.000-08:00

3 girlfriends. 2 time zones. 1 big idea. A phone call. A pitch. A cackle. The usual dick joke. A bigger cackle.
And then...
"Not Your Mother's Podcast" was born.

Tackling... Movies. Music. Cocktails. Gossip. Boys. Sex. Kids. Books. Health and wellness. Recipes... And
Jake Ryan's perfect ass.

Tune in the first week of February for the premiere episode for some not so ol fashioned pee-in-your-pants laughter with the
3 gals that are sure to be your new besties...