Do you like, totally suck at math, and stuff? Do you also happen to need a bunch of rechargeable batteries to bring life to all the lousy clearance electronics your aunt bought you from now-defunct retailers Linens 'N' Things and the Sharper Image?

Well you, dear numerically-challenged reader, are in luck. Target has just the deal for you...

I made a quick stop by Home Depot today and spotted something rather unusual.

Take a look at the picture below and see if you notice anything... odd.

Nothing says "I'm celebrating the true spirit of Christmas" quite like a $2 light-up necklace, am I right?

The best part about this totally classy fashion accessory is probably the awesome glamor shot model on the packaging.

It's a total mystery to me why Kellogg's Wild Animal Crunch failed to be a smashing success, but was instead doomed to haunt the aisles of Grocery Outlet, selling at a massive discount of $1.50 per 11 oz. box.

Just had this text ad appear at the top of my Gmail inbox...

You've always envied farmers and their ability to come home from a long day at work, and just relax in a nice warm bath of cow's milk and unwind. Well now you too can get that feeling, thanks to this "Wholesome Milk Bath" available only at your Ross Dress for Less outlet.

PetCo apparently has some incredibly skilled (and crazy) genetic engineers on staff. Check out the intriguing pet they're selling (I circled the important area in yellow).

Welcome to the new Naked Loon blog Retailtastic, everybody! I love to shop, and I am totally excited about the opportunity to share some of my exhilarating shopping experiences with you all!

Occasionally when I'm out shopping I'll notice something crazy, and I think "wow, I really wish I could tell a bunch of people about this." Well now I can! Lucky you!