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I was asleep. The jogoo shouted three times, I opened one eye and left the other to sleep abit. I was wishing I had slept with my uniforms putted on, but I realised if wishes were chickens beggars would been layin eggs. I woke up with only one eye open n and I was looking where the karai was put I wash my face. I found some cotton which I used to burn the jiko and cook a chai without milk called

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A man called his mom from the USA . Man : Mom, I have AIDS. Mother: Don't come backhome, my son. Man : Why mom ? Mother: If you come backhome, then your wife willbe infected. From your wifeto your brother, from yourbrother to our maid, fromour maid to your dad, from your dad to my sister, frommy sister to her husband,from him to me, from me tothe gardener, from thegardener to your sister.And if

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A young man working in the army was constantly humiliated because he believed in... God.  One day the captain wanted to humiliate him before the troops. He called the young man and said: - Young man come here, take the key and go and park the Jeep in front. the young man replied: - I can not drive! The captain said: - But then ask for assistance from your God! show us that he exist!&

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Bill Gates organized an enormous session to recruit a new Chairman for Microsoft Europe. 5000 candidates assembled in a large room. One candidate was Bernard Waiyaki a Kenyan living in USA . Bill Gates thanked all the candidates for coming and asking those who do not know JAVA programming to leave.. 2000 people left the room. Waiyaki said to himself, 'I do not know JAVA but I have nothing to

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“When I got home that night as my wife served dinner, I held her hand and said, I’ve got something to tell you. She sat down and ate quietly. Again I observed the hurt in her eyes. Suddenly I didn’t know how to open my mouth. But I had to let her know what I was thinking. I want a divorce. I raised the topic calmly. She didn’t seem to be annoyed by my words, instead she asked me softly,

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KNA00 CORRUPTION Nairobi July 22, 2010 By Naliston Kibuthu Kenya has emerged third in the list of most corrupt countries in Eastern Africa, this according to the East Africa Bribery Index (EABI) 2010 by Transparency International (TI) - Kenya. Burundi relinquished Kenya of its initial top position and its revenue authority has been named as the most corrupt institution. Kenya recorded a

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KNA 00 ELIMU YETU NAIROBI July 2, 2010 by Naliston Kibuthu A former Mp has today lamented over the deteriorating quality of education in the country. Speaking today during the launch of Elimu Yetu Coalition (EYC) report Prof. Ruth Oniang’o attributed the low quality education on teacher, pupil ratio which she noted that the number of pupils was too high for the teachers to handle. “I don’t

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KNA 007 Family Planning Nairobi June 24, 2010 By Naliston Kibuthu Kenya has been ranked as the leading country in Africa for making progress towards health and development goals, reducing child mortality, lengthening life expectancy and improving the economy. Speaking at the Kenya Parliamentary Network on Population and Development (KPNPD) meeting on realization of Millenium Development Goals

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KNA007 Peace and Security Pact Nairobi July 13, 2010 By Naliston Kibuthu Ministers drawn from seven countries in the framework of the Horn of Africa Initiative (HOAI) have agreed to work together towards attaining sustainable peace and security in the region. This is part of recommendations made by the HOAI senior officials last year to address the common challenges facing member states.

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KNA 00 Nairobi Office SIM- REGISTRATION JUNE 30TH 2010 BY Naliston Kibuthu mobile phone related crime will soon go down fo come into action after a bill that has been tabled before the cabinet on implementation of the Data Protection is approved. The bill will see data collected by operators being used by the police force to investigate fraud, kidnappings and hatespeech perpetration that are

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KNA002 Yes Team Defended Over Claims Nairobi, 16th July 2010 By Naliston Kibuthu A civil society group today lashed out at the No campaign team for claiming that the US government is rooting for Yes in the forthcoming referendum and has been supporting the Yes team financially. International Center for Policy and Conflict Executive Director Ndung’u Wanaina said the Yes team has not received

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KNA 009 PRICE CONTROL NAIROBI June 29, 2010 BY Naliston Kibuthu The Kenyan economy has become a challenge to the common man who depends on low income and hopes to put in place price control measures will be a reprieve to most Kenyans. A section of Kenyans have expressed optimisms that the re-introduction of the price control bill will improve their living standards but some are against this

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KNA00Zain Challenge AwardsNairobi July 28, 2010 by Naliston Kibuthu/ Eunice WanzaThe winners of the Zain Africa Challenge were today awarded according to their performances during a ceremony graced by the various participants of the challenge as well as their coaches, the presenters and the school representatives.Sibi Okumu the host of the show and a renowned teacher said that Kenya has outdone

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KNA007 Violence Survivors Nairobi July 15, 2010 by Naliston Kibuthu AON MINET Insurance Broker LTD today donated hospital facilities worth 400,000 shillings to Kenyatta National Hospital (KNH) to aid in the upkeep of the Patient Support Center which cares for the victims of domestic violence and gives them hope to overcome the stigma caused by their past experiences. The Patient Support Centre

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KNA 005 SECURITY/TRAFFIC NAIROBI,JUNE 1ST 2010 BY Naliston Kibuthu Thousands of Kenyans turned up for this year’s Madaraka Day celebrations at the Nyayo national stadium. The 30,000 seater stadia was filled to capacity with 5,000 students drawn from 24 secondary schools in Nairobi and dressed in T-shirts symbolizing the four colors of the national flag (red, green, white and black) forming

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KNA-00 Radio Africa Nairobi July 14, 2010 by Naliston Kibuthu The Inter Youth League Forum (IPYLF) has today called on the Speaker of the National Assembly Mr. Kenneth Marende to lift the two months ban on Radio Africa Media Group from reporting parliament proceedings. The ban was as a result of alleged demeaning remarks made in reference to the speaker when the station’s morning presenter

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KNA00 Consumer Confidence Nairobi July 1, 2010 by Naliston Kibuthu There has been a decline in Consumer confidence in economic growth in the country according to a TNS Research International Company. Releasing the results of a survey held last month to assess consumer confidence within the country, Melissa Baker the Director of Research at TNS said although half of the respondents in the

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KNA00 Confusion Nairobi June 16, 2010 by Naliston Kibuthu With only 49 days to the referendum the recent bombing during a prayer meeting held by participants of the NO campaigns has led to mixed reactions among Kenyans making some to loose the interest of having a new constitution saying that they are not yet convinced that it will be peaceful. Irene Wairimu a Nairobi resident thinks that

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Kna002Kasarani pollsNairobi 4 August 2010 by Naliston KibuthuIn Kasarani constituency, referendum polls kicked off on the right foot with people turning up in large numbers to exercise their right to vote.By six in the morning, Kasarani primary school polling station was open to the voters majority who said they started queuing by 5.30 am.Joseph Gachigua who was the first voter in the

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KNA00 KCB Rally Nairobi, 27th July 2010 by Naliston Kibuthu The fifth leg of the KCB Micro Banking Rally will take place this weekend in Nakuru. This was disclosed today during a press briefing by the chairman of the Kenya Motor Sports Foundation (KMSF) Jim Kahumbura and the sponsors of the event. Kahumbura said that there are only three rallies left in the 2010 Kenya National Rally

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KNA00 War on graft Nairobi 11 August 2010 by Naliston Kibuthu/ Eunice Wanza The Nairobi Central Business District Association (NCBDA) and the Architectural Association of Kenya (AAK) has today called on the newly appointed director of Kenya Anti Corruption Commission (KACC) DR. P.L.O Lumumba to lead in the fight against corruption fearlessly. NCBDA and AAK said that they have the confidence

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As I sit down and think,I can’t even remember to blink,For my mind revolves around like wind,With the thoughts of a month that dimmed, all my hopes and dreams.I was really affected,After being rejected,While all I wanted,Was to have someone I loved and respected.Now I really hate cupid,For making me look stupid,Especially during the month of love,This month got me wondering,Why we waste so much

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