An Unfortunate Exercise in Pretentiousness

azspot: David Horsey

Thu, 16 Oct 2025 15:47:08 -0400

David Horsey

eroticcannibal:eroticcannibal:STOP CENSORING SUBTITLES/TRANSCRIPTS/CLOSED CAPTIONSLET DEAF AND...

Sun, 17 Aug 2025 04:18:21 -0400

eroticcannibal:
STOP CENSORING SUBTITLES/TRANSCRIPTS/CLOSED CAPTIONS
LET DEAF AND NEURODIVERGENT PEOPLE READ “FUCK”

I know this sounds jokey and funney but I am serious and it is ableist and infantilising and inaccessible so stop

Shout out to the USA for pissing Canadians off so bad it flipped an entire election that was…

Sat, 03 May 2025 22:54:45 -0400

fluent-in-lesbianism:

rissahs:
sheepsheeples:
Shout out to the USA for pissing Canadians off so bad it flipped an entire election that was supposed to be a landslide for the center-right, forever in your debt o7
Shout out to the USA for pissing Australians off so bad it flipped an entire election that was supposed to be a landslide for the center-right, forever in your debt o7

Tue, 15 Apr 2025 20:37:50 -0400

theconcealedweapon:

Tue, 15 Apr 2025 20:37:32 -0400

theknightlywolfe:

nobody is immune but some of you are… concerning susceptible… 😟

Fri, 07 Feb 2025 11:07:46 -0500

solo-wing-alex:

angerydome:
rydengg:
nobody is immune but some of you are… concerning susceptible… 😟
This is a completely non partisan post btw.

Sun, 02 Feb 2025 12:46:37 -0500

callmestannismaybe:

bogleech:
madamslayyy:
moon-mason:
Got his ass together in three words
Okay but frog genitalia are internal whereas male rats have among the largest proportionate ballsacks of any animal.

Sun, 02 Feb 2025 12:45:36 -0500

depsidase:

Sun, 02 Feb 2025 12:44:28 -0500

whisperingsoup:

mreullogy:
depsidase:
it exists to divide the working class. All labour is skilled labour. Yes including that one. Yes, including that one too.
Do you know what’s unskilled labour? Owning capital. There’s no labour involved, thus requires no skill. And you can tell because people can be born into owning capital.

We must dynamite the artificial, Cartesian division between thinking and feeling. It is the root of…

Sun, 02 Feb 2025 12:44:12 -0500

hyperions-fate:

We must dynamite the artificial, Cartesian division between thinking and feeling. It is the root of the Reddit-bro philosophy that haunts and enchains us all.

Damn they didn’t even wait till midnight to kill TikTok

Sat, 18 Jan 2025 23:24:15 -0500

Damn they didn’t even wait till midnight to kill TikTok

Breaking bad was actually only about the evils of the American health care system for 2-3 episodes…

Wed, 08 Jan 2025 12:26:45 -0500

thealogie:

Breaking bad was actually only about the evils of the American health care system for 2-3 episodes max and after that it was about how a man will be so evil he’d rather start a meth empire and kill people and enact torture on his wife/son stand-in than accept help from someone who offered to give him a job with full healthcare

Kinda wild how my parents have known me for longer than literally anybody else on the planet and…

Thu, 19 Dec 2024 11:58:16 -0500

weirdcultstuff:

Kinda wild how my parents have known me for longer than literally anybody else on the planet and they still haven’t unlocked the relationship levels that allow them access to information like what TV shows or music I enjoy, when some random guy at Walmart got there within ten minutes today

I genuinely cannot imagine the kind of trouble that the guy at game freak who got phished is getting…

Mon, 14 Oct 2024 01:32:17 -0400

ysolt:

parasitoidism:
I genuinely cannot imagine the kind of trouble that the guy at game freak who got phished is getting in right now. just like biblical levels of Fired. it’s like 1:30 pm on a sunday in japan right now that dude needs to burn his house down change his name and choose a country on a map at random to book a flight to
the hapless game freak employe who answered one too many emails

Thu, 03 Oct 2024 22:34:47 -0400

scottguy:

Change my meme (a replacement ‘Change my mind’ template) - template post - Imgur

Mon, 23 Sep 2024 00:02:31 -0400

taraljc:

midnightwinterhawk:
somelocusts:
bisexualshakespeare:
rubynye:
https://imgur.com/a/c2fCE0m
Change my meme (a replacement ‘Change my mind’ template) - template post - Imgur
[ID: an edited Calvin and Hobbes panel where Calvin sits, smiling, at a lemonade stand with a sign taped to the front of the table. It reads: It’s time to retire that other meme and replace it with this template. Change my mind.
Next image is the same meme but the sign reads: Steven Crowder does not deserve a meme format. Change my mind. /end]
See this just feels so much better. I’ve read enough of those comics to know that Calvin has some really deep insights rattling around in his head. And look how happy and attentive he looks. You could absolutely have a polite, intelligent, and enriching conversation with this kid. Meanwhile Steven Crowder is so financially incentivized to always look like the smartest guy in any given room that the only way to change his mind is with a 2x4 to the side of the head. Which, I admit, would be enriching in its own way.
ALT
Attaching the blank because the imgur link was being temperamental for me. Saved you a click.
in the spirit of sharing blank meme templates, don’t Drake when you can LaForge!

Republican’s love their guns more than they love Americans

Thu, 19 Sep 2024 22:28:44 -0400

meandmybigmouth:

soberscientistlife:
Republican’s love their guns more than they love Americans

azspot: “Mars does not have a magnetosphere. Any discussion of humans ever settling the red planet...

Sat, 14 Sep 2024 04:11:24 -0400

azspot:

“Mars does not have a magnetosphere. Any discussion of humans ever settling the red planet can stop right there, but of course it never does. Do you have a low-cost plan for, uh, creating a gigantic active dynamo at Mars’s dead core? No? Well. It’s fine. I’m sure you have some other workable, sustainable plan for shielding live Mars inhabitants from deadly solar and cosmic radiation, forever. No? Huh. Well then let’s discuss something else equally realistic, like your plan to build a condo complex in Middle Earth.”

— Neither Elon Musk Nor Anybody Else Will Ever Colonize Mars

azspot: Dennis Goris

Fri, 06 Sep 2024 01:53:46 -0400

azspot:

Dennis Goris

Thu, 05 Sep 2024 19:53:53 -0400

memeuplift: