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The Unintended Consequences of the Hen chasing the Rooster

2018-10-10T15:38:00.000-05:00

Giving an entirely new meaning to female story of last night's adventure:

First Girl "I got me a big cock last nite"!
Second Girl "MeToo"!

Somehow, I think this gives an entirely new meaning to the 'MeToo' movement also.

Say you don't see the hand-writing on the wall? Well I wouldn't expect that from an old misogynist white fart!

Truth is, it's no longer kosher to say, "I'll screw the light bulb into the socket". In this Huxleyeon Brave New World we must say, "Let's screw the socket into the light bulb"! Get use to it guys we're becoming obsolete---like a bolt without a nut. Really, a recent report by the United Nations, confirmed the quantity of sperm in the world's sperm banks is sufficient for the next 100 years. I plan to make a deposit later today to insure the future survival of my gene pool! However, that may present a small problem because of my recent prostate removal. Guess I will have to work twice as hard to get half as much!

Donald Trump, the Godfather, strikes the Enemy within----The Media and the Democrats

2018-09-30T20:17:00.000-05:00

Seeing himself as the “godfather”, President Trump knows that the quickest route to victory is in getting your rival “gang’s” forces to defect to your side and once they defect, the people of this nation will be able to enjoy the fruits of his “Make America Great Agenda” An agenda that’s has already benefited the common man---from the steel mill worker to the coal miners--- with millions of untold riches now being taken from the pockets of special interest groups and redistributed, yes redistributed to the little man. Donald Trump, the new 'Godfather' is shredding the leftist Democrat “gangs” that have been the enemies of the common man and is now taking them apart piece-by-piece. With the latest example of his ruthless and withering “gang warfare” tactics on 'the enemies of America, the Democrat Party and their co-conspirators in the press as he has begun the total and absolute destruction of those, leftist Democrats smearing Judge Kavanaugh. Hypocrites who tared a honorable man with vile and false sex crime allegations to the point where some in the press, shockingly calling him a child sex predator—and that they knew the Republicans would expose themselves as women haters in their effort to defend him. But this sickening plan boomeranged and instead, saw the Republicans not even questioning Kavanaugh’s accuser. They failing this, these unscrupulous vermin then called for a one week FBI investigation. It was then a smiling Godfather, The Donald, granted their wish—calling it a “blessing in disguise” because of his knowing:

1. Judge Kavanaugh accuser Christine Blasey-Ford having had her Stanford University webpage altered right before she testified to the US Senate—and that now reflects the truth that she lied under oath by claiming she’s a doctor, but that the California database of all the doctors in their state shows is completely untrue.

2. Christine Blasey-Ford further lying under oath by claiming that she “remembered” Kavanaugh attacking her when her house was being remodeled in 2012—but whose documented records now show was remodeled 4 years earlier in 2008.

The case against Judge Kavanaugh is one orchestrated by Democrats, funded by the likes of George Soros and sadly promoted by those in the forth estate. And it is the media, the heralded voice of the people, the voice that is protected by the same Constitution they are destroying, that bears the greatest responsibility for the ensuing consequences that will follow. A rip in the very fabric of the Republic that will loose a whirlwind whose path of destruction will only end when the plague set loose on the land is sent back from the place from which it came---HELL!

Senator Jeff Flake is no King Solomon----He split the Baby

2018-09-28T17:03:00.001-05:00

A few of the fence-sitters in the U.S. Senate are already comparing Jeff Flake in someways to Henry Clay, the Great Compromiser of the middle 1800's who gave us the Compromise of 1850. Flake along with his middle-of-the-road co-conspirators in the Senate have forced another delay in the Kavanaugh confirmation process, thereby pushing it closer and closer to the 2018 midterm elections. No Jeff Flake is no Henry Clay, or heaven forbid King Solomon; but instead the one who would split the baby of Biblical times.

Great Conservative Political Satire from Trump Land

2018-06-08T12:06:00.002-05:00

The Best of Political Satire from Trump Land

Remains of Harvard Professor found on Mount Kilimanjaro

Water Pistols and Cecil the Lion

Alien Alliance aka The Final Solution

Kingdom of the Delta Smelt

Trump's Wall will Prevent Looming Environmental Disaster

S.H.I.T. vs P.E.T.A.

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2017-12-02T08:10:00.000-06:00

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Drug Cartel ‘Rip Crew’ Committed String Of Home Invasion Robberies In Texas

2017-10-21T17:32:00.001-05:00

SAN JUAN, TX (CBS News 4) – Investigators arrested the leader of a “rip crew” affiliated with the Gulf Cartel on Wednesday.
The San Juan Police Department and the U.S. Marshal’s Service arrested Marin Macrin “El Filtro” Cerda-Rios on Wednesday morning.
Cerda headed a “rip crew” called Los Mickys, which is affiliated with the Gulf Cartel, said San Juan police Chief Juan Gonzalez.
Investigators believe Cerda, his brother Miguel Marin “El Tigre” Cerda-Rios and other members of the rip crew committed at least seven home invasion-style robberies, Gonzalez said. Members of Los Mickys have been linked to robberies in San Juan, McAllen, Mission and Edinburg.
Members of the rip crew face both federal and state charges for various crimes.
Thanks to Illegal Alien Crime Report

FBI Uncovers Confirmation of Hillary’s Corrupt Uranium Deal with Russia

2017-10-18T10:50:00.000-05:00

Well, isn’t this interesting. It looks like the FBI reportedly buried evidence that ties the Clinton Foundation to a Russian bribery scheme that was taking place while the Obama administration dithered over whether to give Putin control over our uranium. Evidence goes back to 2009 on this, including “an eyewitness account — backed by documents — indicating Russian nuclear officials had routed millions of dollars to the U.S. designed to benefit former President Bill Clinton’s charitable foundation during the time Secretary of State Hillary Clinton served on a government body that provided a favorable decision to Moscow,” The Hill reported Tuesday. Now, that’s damning and treasonous.
It was widely thought in the last election that the Clinton Foundation was influence peddling – a pay-for-play scheme, trading donations for political favors. Of course, the Clintons denied it, but everyone and their hamster knew it was going on. Hillary Clinton came under heavy criticism for approving Rosatom’s, Russia’s state-owned nuclear energy company, acquisition of Canadian mining company Uranium One. Twenty percent of our uranium rights were simply handed over to the Russians. Clinton said there was no reason at the time to oppose the Uranium One deal and argued the committee she served on had no veto power to stop the deal — they only gave the president a recommendation. But there was collusion between Clinton and Obama to ensure that deal went through.

Bad News: Rocket Man, Kin Jong-un can destroy USA

2017-10-17T12:19:00.001-05:00

Our intelligence on North Korea has been less-than-stellar, having failed to give us an accurate reading on their long-range missile capabilities, their ability to miniaturize nuclear warheads, their creation of a Hydrogen bomb, and the number of missiles they have at the ready.

Another threat that we may have not considered is a potential Electromagnetic Pulse that could potentially knock out our power grid and kill millions as a result. Experts are warning that this is a likely scenario with a newly developed weapon at North Korea’s disposal, and as a nation we are not ready.

The scary part of an EMP is that it doesn’t necessarily require accuracy and can affect anyone within hundreds of miles in any direction. They could easily be placed in either of the Kwangmyongsong satellites and could affect any and every nation on the planet.

EMP commission chairman William Graham and chief of staff Peter Vincent Pry warned in a Congressional hearing that a potential attack could be devastating and could “shut down the US electric power grid for an indefinite period, leading to the death within a year of up to 90 per cent of all Americans.“

“A nuclear EMP attack would destroy electronics everywhere, cause planes to crash, stop cars and rail traffic, blackout electric grids and other critical infrastructures that make modern civilization, and life itself, possible. Eventually, millions would die from starvation, disease, and societal collapse,” wrote former Republican Representative Curt Weldon.

Our system does not even begin to know how to handle an attack like this, and we aren’t doing anything to either prepare for or prevent it. Here’s hoping Trump realizes there is more than one way to skin a cat and if the United States gets caught with its pants down, it’s game over for us and freedom as we know it.

That’s all it would take to end the American Experiment. No wonder Rocket Man is so cocky.
Thanks to Right Wing News

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JEFF SESSIONS – BIG ALLIGATOR IN THE SWAMP

2017-07-27T09:56:00.000-05:00

Drudge has posted as a headline “Sessions In Doghouse.” What the headline should read is “Sessions Safe in DC Swamp!” The article linked goes into great detail how Sessions is so beloved by his Senate fellow reptiles. Those who have dedicated themselves to destroying Trump’s presidency by pissing away time.

The article’s first paragraph states:
President Donald Trump is getting a bitter Washington lesson when he messes with Jeff Sessions – you don’t pick a fight with one of the Senate’s guys. Trump has been publicly critical of the job Sessions is doing as Attorney General and that ruffles the scales of Republicans (aka Democrats) in the US Senate Swamp. Trump has merely pointed out the obvious. Sessions hasn’t done a thing to investigate Hillary’s boneyard of scandals and crimes, investigated the Clinton Foundation, Eric Holder, Susan Rice, the IRS, Loretta Lynch, etc. But Sessions did have time to force Civil Forfeiture of assets enforceable in all 50 states. Civil Forfeiture = Theft By Government. Trump should fire him for that despicable practice alone!

The next paragraph in the article shows why Washington is a poisonous swamp filled with corrupt, ugly creatures: “I don’t understand it. There’s no more honorable person I’ve ever met in my life than Jeff Sessions,” said Sen. James Inhofe, R-Okla., a close friend of Sessions and his wife. “The only person who is more upset with Trump about this than me, is my wife.” Of course you don’t understand it, Lifetime Politician Inhofe!

You’re one of them! Of course, you don’t understand how to pump gas either. Your chauffeur does all that tedious whatnot that common hoi polloi have to do! And President Trump definitely doesn’t want to offend Mrs Inhofe! Why she may just clutch her pearls and throw a little hissy fit. After all, the Inhofe’s and Sessions’ play bridge! Read more.....

Supreme Court Reinstates Trump Travel Ban from Muslim-Majority Countries

2017-06-26T11:22:00.000-05:00

The Supreme Court of the United States announced Monday that it will review the lower court injunctions blocking enforcement of President Donald Trump’s executive order barring travel from six Muslim-majority countries.

In a per curiam opinion, the Court announced it will consolidate the cases from the U.S. Courts of Appeal for the Ninth and Fourth circuit, Trump v. Hawaii and Trump v. International Refugee Assistance Project, respectively. Both courts found the executive order unenforceable as a likely violation of the U.S. Constitution’s First Amendment Establishment Clause because the lower courts held it was motivated by an intent to disfavor Islam. Read more.....

Illegal Alien Gang Member Broke Into Long Island Home, Tried To Rape 19-Year-Old Girl

2017-06-24T12:44:00.003-05:00

LONG ISLAND, NY – An illegal immigrant from El Salvador who police say could be tied to the murderous MS-13 gang is standing trial this week for allegedly breaking into a home on Long Island, N.Y., and sexually assaulting a young woman there.

Marvin Siciliano-Nunez’s testimony is scheduled to continue in the Suffolk County Criminal Court in Riverside, N.Y., according to 27East.com.

Siciliano-Nunez, 20, was accused of breaking into a home in the affluent town of Southampton and sexually assaulting a 19-year-old girl who lived there, in August of last year.

Siciliano-Nunez reportedly threatened the young woman with a baseball bat if she did not perform the sex act. The victim testified last week in court that she got out of the situation by telling Siciliano-Nunez that she needed to let the dogs out and was able to escape when he allowed her. She said she ran outside with no clothes on as he chased her with the bat.
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Trump Tapes and Obama Blvd

2017-06-23T12:21:00.000-05:00

Contrary to a number of bone-headed tweets, Donald Trump has now admitted that he has no secret tapes of his conversations with fired FBI Director James Comey. Despite this, we don't believe Trump was lying. We believe, as we always have, that the guy is at least sporadically nuts.

We also wonder, under the GOP health care plan, what a double thumbectomy would cost - because we know a certain Twitter addict who could really, really use one.

And speaking of Oval Office residents, we found this story interesting...

LA would be renaming a 3 mile stretch of Rodeo Road, which makes us hope passionately that the rodeo clown who infamously wore an Obama mask while dodging bulls will do the ribbon-cutting. Read more at Stilton's Place

Investigate Bernie Sanders for Collusion with Ball Park Shooter

2017-06-17T20:31:00.002-05:00

It is only fitting in this era of "guilt by innuendo" that Vermont Senator Bernie Sanders be called to testify as to his collusion with James Hodgkinson. We quickly learned, following the tragic events in Virginia, that Mr. Hodgkinson was an avid supporter and campaign volunteer to comrade Bernie's failed campaign for president. As a result of this fact it is imperative to force the good Senator to prove his non participation and/or collusion in today's events.

Do we know whether Mr. Sanders ever met the confirmed gunmen? Was Mr. Hodgkinson ever in a rope line or a crowded convention hall while where Senator Sanders was present? Can Mr. Sanders confirm under oath that he never "met" or spoke with the shooter?

We must insinuate and assume wrongdoing until wrongdoing can be disproved. We need a Special Prosecutor to be named and an immediate investigation to ensue. We need Mr. Sanders to turn over all of his personal emails, phone logs, itineraries and notes regarding his whereabouts over the last two years.

It is likely that we will learn that Mr. Hodgkinson's outrage was the direct result of the antagonistic, racist, sexist, homophobic, Islamophobic, trans-phobic and green-phobic policies of the Republican Party. Read more.....

Car dealership response to bum who rejected $10 an hr. as he makes more money panhandling goes viral

2017-06-15T09:52:00.002-05:00

If you were homeless, living on the streets, and begging for money on a daily basis, would you jump at the chance to take a job? What if that job offered you well over minimum wage?

Now most of us are going to nod our heads vigorously, but apparently there are some people out there who think that the money they make panhandling is worth more than an honest paycheck and the dignity of being able to make your own way in the world and not having to rely on handouts from other people.

A beggar in Brighton, Michigan turned down a $10.00/hr job at a car dealership, according to a sign that was put out by the dealership to warn the public against giving him any money. The reason for his refusal? The man claims that he makes more money than any of the people at the location. Read More.....

Conservative Theme Post - News, Opinion, and Humor

2017-06-11T19:24:00.000-05:00

Digging to China. Find your AntiPode
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Hundreds Of NAKED Liberals Flood Times Square To ‘Promote Positivity And Acceptance’
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Environmentalists Lose Their Minds After a ‘Green’ Wind Turbines Slaughter Family Of Whales!
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Teen Sleeps With Dozens of California Cops & Leaves Everyone Speechless
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Illegal Alien Charged With Murdering Homeless Man
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12 year-old feeds village in S. Africa, then liberals send her Violent Death Threats
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When Will Wonder Woman Become A ‘Fat Femme Woman Of Color’?
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Hunter Gruesomely EATEN by Crocodiles
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42 Yr-old Mom Gets Completely Naked and Does Something Disturbing With 3 Young Boys
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At Academic Conference, Diversity of Thought Is Dismissed as “White Supremacist Bullsh**”
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HUGE Decrease In Food Stamps Since WORK REQUIREMENTS Put In Place!
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Upcoming Anti-Shariah Law Rallies Have Muslim Leaders In The U.S. Worried
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At Least 9 of 38 Deep State ‘Leaks’ to Media Outlets Are Linked to James Comey
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Explosive Testimony: NSA Leaker Wanted to Burn the White House Down, Pledged Allegiance to Taliban
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Understanding the complexities of James Comey's Brain
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Trump lawyer to file leak complaint against James Comey
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Chris Matthews on Comey hearing: The Big story is that the Trump/Russia collusion story Came Apart
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New Law: Government Can Take Kids If Parents Don’t Accept Their “Gender Identity”
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Donald Trump is working on the leaks coming from "Deep State"
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Comey Never Kept Detailed Memos on His Conversations With Obama Like He Did With Trump
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Comey Testimony Proves Trump Was Right- MEDIA DEAD WRONG!
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Mother Allows Snake To BITE 1-Yr Old Daughter Multiple Times
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Fake News: Comey Confirms New York Times’ Trump-Russia Collusion Story False
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Muslim ‘Refugee’ Convicted Of Terrorism Plot, Stabbed Prison Warden
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Nurse Busted For What She Did To Unconscious Man’s Penis
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CNN Forced To Right Their FAKE NEWS Reporting After Comey’s Testimony
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Mom Arrested After Walmart Employees Discover What She Was Doing To Her 7-Yr-Old In The Bathroom
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Should a liberal gun control activist, Gabrielle Giffords, have a Navy warship named after her?
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The Unreality of "Reality Winner" getting a Top Secret Security Clearance.
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The 'Nothing Burger' an essential ingredient of a Politicians Diet.
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Extinct Snail Killed by Man-Made Global Warming Climate Change Alive and Well
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EPA Reclassifies Cats as Renewable Energy Resource.
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Trump to nominate Christopher Wray as FBI director.
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Previously Deported Illegal Alien Raped 15-Year-Old Girl In Ohio
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African ‘Refugee’ Killed 98-Year-Old Woman In Nursing Home
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D.C. Bar Will Offer Free Drinks Every Time Trump Tweets about Comey during Testimony
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Trump’s BRUTAL response to ISIS attack in Iran!
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Censorship: NJ High School Photoshops out Trump Logo from t-shirts in Yearbook

2017-06-11T17:30:00.000-05:00

A New Jersey high school, Wall High School, literally photo shopped at least two school pictures to remove Trump’s logo and then refused to use a Trump quote submitted by the class president.

The Superintendent said there is nothing in school policy that prevents students from expressing their political opinions and said an investigation has begun to uncover who exactly did this.

It’s amazing just how much Trump Derangement Syndrome there is these days on the left. If it isn’t a theater group killing Trump on stage or a famous liberal beheading Trump, it’s a yearbook staff censoring all things Trump from the student yearbook. More.....

Progressives in Rockville, MD get taste of reality as two Illegals rape 14 year

2017-03-21T18:23:00.001-06:00

As the outrage grows, progressive politicians in Rockville, MD seek to deflect blame for the rape of a 14 year old girl at the local high school by 18 and 17 year old immigrants. One of which is definitely illegal while the status of the other is unknown.

McDonalds wasn't hacked. Did anyone check with Robert Gibbs, Chief Communations Officer and former Obama Press Secretary

2017-03-17T23:13:00.000-06:00

The below tweet suddenly popped up on McDonalds twitter account. A tweet aimed directly at President Trump.

Of course those in leadership positions at the fast food giant, immediately declared their account had been hacked. The tweet was immediately taken down. However, does any one think it strange that the McDonalds executive in charge of cooperate communications was none other that Robert Gibbs, former Press Secretary to ex-president Barack Obama. Smells like a skunk in the hen house to me.

ISIS Flags fly in Dearborn, Michigan

2017-02-04T15:04:00.000-06:00

Apparently Trump's immigration ban came too late. They are already here. Beside large portions of the general population believe they pose no danger.

Hackers are like mirrors, They expose the truth some don't want to see.

2017-01-05T16:54:00.001-06:00

Politicians like to throw dirt,

but for some reason they get pissed off

when hackers do it better.

Little Kids believe in Santa, Big Kids believe in Socialism----about the same thing

2016-12-22T10:22:00.000-06:00

While little kids believe in Santa, and eventually out grow that beautiful childhood fantasy, millennial's on the other hand believe in that socialist utopia where the goodies from from Washington.

Great Wall of Trump in Vogue, Hillary's PantSuit Passe

2016-09-12T00:15:00.004-05:00

As the Great Wall of Trump becomes more popular with the common man much to the horror of Globalist, Neocoms and the Open border crowd; at the same time voters are turning on not just the policies but the old passe pantsuits of Hillary Clinton!

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2016-09-06T15:37:00.002-05:00

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Antisemitism in the DNC

2016-07-26T11:11:00.003-05:00

The Wikileaks release of DNC emails shows that antisemitism is alive and well among some in the Democratic National Committee! Oh well I suppose it exist everywhere, but I suspect no where is it more prevalent that on American University campuses and of course in Muslim countries.

Democratic Politicians admit that Bernie Sanders never had a chance

2016-07-25T12:03:00.004-05:00

The deck was stacked against Bernie from the beginning.

Poor Bernie he never had a chance.