tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4493696596740125044Tue, 21 May 2013 13:09:17 +0000stammenHOFhumungous home runsrentalNASCARMatt Starespromote DeNo dammitgrow as set MannyBannana Hands Robbinsbookslook I did that thing where I pretend I can't spell the guys name rightThe Contract®GoozSkoleeat a dick DibsI will destroy your fuckin face UtleyKipperwowcall me when this goddamn series is overbruney is not just a bad pitcher but a bad personPleeeeeeeeeasewinter meetings yallWookieI'm analpoll timemustachespeople I imagine would be total pricks in personblatant pimpingSocks of DOOM are deadworst video clip of all mankind ever made but i'm proud of it so there.matt cappship-hipcrappy 2 second photoshopRussian Supermannever seen that beforemechanicsRBI or RBIs is not an argument I care to get into even though it's RBIMikey Macreally bad photoshopworst writing evermade up Ty Cobb quotesholy tons o gifsCollinLerner is creepy as hellLivan ran the ratpack dammitjoel 'the quintessential studmuffin' gertnerSpoilersJesus = JESUS2009 UniformsWhat in the name of ChristgifLimp sticksthis is artrecycling from twitterblind ass umpiresdirty ball playinreal defining momentsStrasburg Sweepstakes winnertwitters servers suckBlastingsDRIVE BYAlthough probably notmmmmmmmm five guyschad tracyGogglesYAYSheldon Miller has stamp marks all over his bodymight as well start talking about the kids; haterade; ESPN anchors who should wear an eye-patchI'm thinking maybe those ladies got paid to dress like that toofirst of like seventy billion winscurly mi hate boras and would probably give him a wet willy if given the chancerejected shirt ideasRantingscreech is groping the femalesoh my Godshorten it up tolstoyMLB TVLaRochetime travelunbelievable nut hugging by methe soup nazis autograph is worth 199 times more than minesad zimcrapy photoshopsBandwagon ridingWil the ThrilChewbaccaKansas haha CitySAULIEdick samichbobble headsawesome dude of the day medalIf religion is real I'm fuckedbroken peoplethis is like the stupidest thing everPadres = Pedophilesgood thing we payed a whole ton of cash to see the 3rd base umpireweedyankee fansphillie fansDamn you Tolmanhorrible spanishmedia policingwow just wowmarquis de suckmy own personal rock bottom with this teamtony plushNJBowdenFucking Commie Bastards.JimBostrasrandy johnson is the ugliest human on the planetthe bearded oneDetJohnny LannansPenisylvaniadon't tase me broargylemy fault guysManny2009 draftrecycling old stuff come I'm lazyget some god damn fire in your bellycan I interest you in another plug for my shirtsmikey rizzsea bassI'll miss you sirCrackmorefive headI can see the futureomg I didn't try and sell any shit to you guys this timeThe Non HumanlolastingsLoDuthe hammerclippardshoe shineBellySlickThe inmates are running the asylumsweet ass mulletsWeapons of Mass Productionthe capps facesmooooooothwho are you to judge my childhoodhook like Abdul-Jabbarjokes on you cause you're ugly yankees fansFunky Cole MedinaKearnsieGoing out like a MANold peopleinsects landed on his gum all the timeownagelyingNat Gioi'm sorryMorse is a horsetwo minute PhotoshoprigglesOMG ALIENSIf this is all this post is why don't I just make a tumblrcertainly stalking at this pointjesus christ could i make your computer any slowerahhahahahahahaLivoLater fuck headi can't believe how desperate i soundTimmy Collins is cute and I want to carry him in my pocketBonesybeerIf this ivy league kid hits Zim he's dead dawgsooooooo good.Akrathis could be the start of something greatyou singed daniel cabreara hahahahahahaspecial needs people would drag me behind a car if they couldToddlersEldredIan DChico Mannot really newsmore God damn spelling mistakesmight as well start talking about the kidsways to get firedHairy muppetMoney money money moneyvamos ramosCollllinTheBigDonkeyboy just KILLED itCliff LOLeeFuture NationalsughACKWife beatersdraft picksOh God I'm So DesperateI'm back babyJoey BSea MenBullpen Hijinksbirthdays yayBladsonburnettjesus talk about someone else now pleaseI'm too lazy to make up another LOL catCarpyhome-wreckernot matty chico this timeRonnie Vbuy my crappy shitGetting seriousDanny has one serious right arm on himall-star-hollarRhinehartpenis armarguing with stupid headsThat there man spoiled his drawersFuck you Kingespiplease don't ever bring up the ocean ciry NJ experience to me in publicTotally made upI got nothingdon't trust people with lower case letters starting their namesNNrecycling old stuff cause I'm lazyrestraining order is on its waytradeshow much money do you needgoing to jailholy god hirschbek had an agendaMan CrushMeateyebrowsHBKYoukilis be wimpyi hope his 22nd birthday doesnt end like mine - crying and in jailphilthiesthebigdonkey is now LebowskiChore Eyejokes on you cause you're ugly mets fansel drew kCat Stevens songs covered by Sheryl Crowformer and now future NationalsAngry Menjersey foul of all jersey foulsi didnt use the words ugly and uggla together yay for meJmaxmailing it inlive blog time dammitpudgeThis bullpen is going to burn my retinas and I'll have to look like Stuart Scottmeat headsdr seussbiggest eyeballs ever on a humanSuicideMartisRamon Castro is fatJesus could i write any morerizzo could be a dead mandestroyersPhilosophyjoe swansonDeNoBergyfacial hairNoodle ArmRizzo better sign stras our i'm burning down Nats ParkUSAseriouslysuper obscure referencedrew storenmight call him radar cause he has freaking satellites for earsSocks of DOOMits moustache not mustache damnitomg you want people to buy thatmy God man what could you be thinkingbad nicknamesAZDGetting too excitedHammer handsFlopThe SharkrendownedI'm really taking this rendOWNED thing a little fargarret mock averages one wild pitch every 13 IPwhich hairston do we haveTONE DŌNBryce HarperSWEEPcrappy ass videowhere the hell have i beenike davis was the worst position player in all of baseball last yearGrammar time.Sad Russian Supermandraftderek jeters defence is seriously overatedThe Oscars is just a popularity contest anywayMatty Purkethe herbpictures that I make when I should be working.ice ice babycoffeyCardiacOverreactingLOL AtlantaNow it's the defense that is burning my retinasLongerhandsexcuse me while I go cryZNNI hope I get one gazillion hits from people searching for the planet Hoth from The Empire Strikes Backcrappy photoshopsidiotsTony LaRussa is a jerk and also got a DUI while asleep in his carDibbsLivan is slowsynchro drinkojokes on you cause you're uglyrakingDooksAyala = mi hermanowhat sport are these guys playingdrunk spendingso long donkeyDIE assholeA blog about the Washington Nationals, updated whenever the hell I get around to it.http://gnatsgnation.blogspot.com/noreply@blogger.com (Section 138)Blogger418125NatsNationhttp://feedburner.google.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4493696596740125044.post-688375185279572908Tue, 21 May 2013 13:07:00 +00002013-05-21T09:09:17.108-04:00Fuck you Kingcall me when this goddamn series is overwhat sport are these guys playingughlook I did that thing where I pretend I can't spell the guys name rightSuicideHey, yippee, woo-hoo. The Nats were shut out (and limited to 3 hits) by Ryan Voglensnog Vogelsnogog Vogelsong. RYAN VOGELSONG. Vogelsong was the baseball pitcher guy that threw spheres from that raised mound of dirt 60 feet 6 inches away from that home plate thingie worse than any other baseball pitcher guy in all of Major League baseball up until last night. He had an 8.06 ERA, and had yet to http://gnatsgnation.blogspot.com/2013/05/the-washington-nationals-failed-against.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Section 138)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4493696596740125044.post-8920770528498752328Mon, 13 May 2013 16:50:00 +00002013-05-13T12:53:23.530-04:00Danny has one serious right arm on himcrappy ass videoTony LaRussa is a jerk and also got a DUI while asleep in his carespiWell, looks like it's time to show off Danny Espinosa's cannon, RPG, howitzer, bazooka, missile launcher, [insert other metaphorical object here] yet another time. Which suits me just fine, since Strasburg threw 3 & 2/3 innings of perfect ball and lost, while Gio threw 5 innings of perfect baseball, but also managed to lose. Take it away, Daniel-san. I must say, all those days of Mr. http://gnatsgnation.blogspot.com/2013/05/danny-espinosa-has-arm-that-throws.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Section 138)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4493696596740125044.post-8726183645648078602Thu, 09 May 2013 18:11:00 +00002013-05-09T14:11:31.218-04:00sooooooo good.ZNNcrappy ass videoZNN. ACE. GOOD. ZOMG. GOD. Look, whatever short, all caps word you choose to apply to Jordan, they all fail in conveying what he truly is, and is all about. That word don't even exist yet. Besides, who likes having to read a bunch or words? Words are for suckers. Let's go to the videotape to describe him: Oh. I see. "STUD." Very apropos.     Above words aside - if you do want to read http://gnatsgnation.blogspot.com/2013/05/jordan-zimmermann-hubba-hubba.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Section 138)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4493696596740125044.post-7627137825801505915Mon, 06 May 2013 18:32:00 +00002013-05-06T14:32:26.857-04:00good thing we payed a whole ton of cash to see the 3rd base umpireholy god hirschbek had an agendaBryce Harper To be honest, if I tried to write anything about the absolutely galling actions made by John Hirschbeck in yesterday's game, I might be here a while. Instead, I dealt with it how I normally do; with stupid stuff. Here's what really happened to cause Harper to be ejected. That's right, I made a "LOL Hirschbeck be old" joke. It was either that, or point out how he refused to side with mosthttp://gnatsgnation.blogspot.com/2013/05/bryce-harper-blah-blah-blah-john.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Section 138)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4493696596740125044.post-4902578873952923513Thu, 02 May 2013 16:55:00 +00002013-05-14T17:15:07.637-04:00ZNNi'm sorryWhat in the name of ChristNNthis is like the stupidest thing everThis has always stumped me: What does the 'M' stand for? Well, after ZNN's last two games, we have come to the only logical conclusion.  The M stands for Motherfuckingbadassmotherfucker.  I must commend Mr and Mrs Zimmermann for realizing early on what they had, and naming him appropriately. I picture it as such: Pan to a room in a hospital. Mrs. Zimmermann has just given birth to http://gnatsgnation.blogspot.com/2013/05/ive-figured-out-what-m-means.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Section 138)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4493696596740125044.post-594033920742000168Thu, 25 Apr 2013 15:04:00 +00002013-04-25T11:24:09.681-04:00bobble headsbirthdays yayespiYoukilis be wimpy(Look, let's just skip past the last few games, okay? In honor Daniel Richard Espinosa turning 26-years-old today, we'll take about off the field stuff. Cool? Cool.) After decades years months days of work, I have finally completed my Danny Espinosa bobble head collection. All four bobble have been acquired. Phew. What? You say there's only one Espi bobble? Ha! Not so, my friend, but only us http://gnatsgnation.blogspot.com/2013/04/happy-birthday-danny-espinosa-aka.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Section 138)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4493696596740125044.post-5812653251646293980Tue, 23 Apr 2013 15:35:00 +00002013-04-23T11:35:17.422-04:00TONE DŌNrendownedSheldon Miller has stamp marks all over his bodyI'm really taking this rendOWNED thing a little farYup, another Anthony Rendon post. Allow me to set the scene... Bottom of the 4th inning. Werth singles. Desi drives him in all the way from first on a double, because Jayson is fast! finally started taking his wallet out of his pants when playing. (Fact: Hundred dollar bills weigh more than one dollar bills. ALL the rich people know this. And they've told me.) Up comes TONE DŌN, who then http://gnatsgnation.blogspot.com/2013/04/another-anthony-rendon-post.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Section 138)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4493696596740125044.post-7965544499958628316Thu, 18 Apr 2013 14:04:00 +00002013-04-19T09:27:59.942-04:00CarpyIf this is all this post is why don't I just make a tumblrPresented without comment. Also presented without comment is a link to an internet-page-thingie that let's you know if Papa Johns pizza is half off or not. It was created by Ben Packard. Click if you are thinking about ordering Papa Johns, but only if it's 50% off because of the local sports teams here in the DC area. http://www.ispizzahalfprice.com. Crap, I just commented about it, http://gnatsgnation.blogspot.com/2013/04/matt-suzuki.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Section 138)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4493696596740125044.post-5819899659624912523Wed, 17 Apr 2013 14:32:00 +00002013-04-17T10:32:48.007-04:00Ian DNat Giomailing it incan I interest you in another plug for my shirtsrejected shirt ideasWell, taking Friday, Saturday, and Sunday off turned out to be very beneficial to the bats last night. After Davey substituted little-leaguers-in-adult-sized-clones-of-the-real-guys for the real guys the last three games, the boys were well rested and ready to swing like they know they can - LARGELY and LOUDLY. (Can you swing largely? Survey says: YES. And so it is written.) While watching the http://gnatsgnation.blogspot.com/2013/04/the-bats-were-well-rested-after-that-3.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Section 138)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4493696596740125044.post-4284835646853518037Thu, 04 Apr 2013 15:04:00 +00002013-04-19T09:29:34.703-04:00Nat Giogifsmooooooothmade up Ty Cobb quotesGio went yikkety last night off Kevin Slowey. It was a Harperian blast, that impressed a lot of folks, including Gio himself, I suspect. As I watched the TV, and him rounding the bases, I couldn't help but think this was his inner monologue: "[To himself] Gio Gonzalez, you just hit your second career home run, what are you going to do?" "I'mma smile like Mister Ed, cause I'm so damn happy, and http://gnatsgnation.blogspot.com/2013/04/smooth-gio-is-smooth.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Section 138)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4493696596740125044.post-4916859855700221759Wed, 03 Apr 2013 19:32:00 +00002013-04-18T11:05:34.500-04:00Ian Dholy tons o gifsgifBryce Harpersynchro drinkochad tracyThe Sharkike davis was the worst position player in all of baseball last year Sorry for not writing about opening day sooner, but I had a huge hangover. You see, I imbibed way too much HARPER-STRAS-ZIMMY AWESOME SAUCE. (Yeah!) Seriously, that was an awesome day, and anything I write certainly won't do the experience justice. Suffice to say, there were some incredible things at the park, including the awesome straight-from-getting-hitched-appearance by @TClippardsSpecs andhttp://gnatsgnation.blogspot.com/2013/04/well-opening-day-went-rather-well-didnt.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Section 138)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4493696596740125044.post-8845479761471613125Wed, 20 Mar 2013 14:40:00 +00002013-03-20T10:40:18.538-04:00Ramon Castro is fatSkoleTONE DŌNCat Stevens songs covered by Sheryl CrowI hope I get one gazillion hits from people searching for the planet Hoth from The Empire Strikes Backcrappy photoshops That's what Cat Stevens says, anyway, right? [Insert musings about the first spring training cuts here (RIP, Rendon), as I was way too busy lazy to write about them.] Now, since no one has actually listened to that song all the way through, did you know the sixth verse starts with, "The second cut? It don't hurt so much."? Well it does! Gone to AAA Syracuse in the second spring traininghttp://gnatsgnation.blogspot.com/2013/03/the-first-cut-is-deepest.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Section 138)2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4493696596740125044.post-4637830037986963762Fri, 08 Mar 2013 22:25:00 +00002013-03-09T18:27:45.413-05:00TONE DŌNrendownedgifI'm really taking this rendOWNED thing a little far HI, Mr. Chad Durbin. TONE DŌN just went about 380' on you the opposite way. You, sir, have been rendOWNED Footnote time!  My nickname for Rendon was originally 'Ton 'Ron, but it was then remastered to its current form (TONE DŌN) by Andrew. If no one else gets the reference, we know we're at that point in our life where we should probably just hurl our bodies off bridges, as http://gnatsgnation.blogspot.com/2013/03/anthony-rendon-doing-his-anthony.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Section 138)2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4493696596740125044.post-8505705189560757360Thu, 07 Mar 2013 16:27:00 +00002013-03-07T11:27:17.319-05:00insects landed on his gum all the timeHairy muppetZNNTheBigDonkeyNat Giocrappy ass videogifMatty Purke Spring training is here! Spring training is here! I swear, there's no better day of the year than when the first Nats' game is broadcast. You plop down on the couch, have a beer in each hand, a remote in the other, and your opposing team's voodoo doll in your fourth. Here it is. The first video images of the 2013 gang:  The boys in all their Spring glory from Section 138 on Vimeo. And, ifhttp://gnatsgnation.blogspot.com/2013/03/the-boys-are-back-and-theyre-spectacular.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Section 138)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4493696596740125044.post-3440816155268424540Wed, 27 Feb 2013 18:46:00 +00002013-02-27T13:46:46.579-05:00rendownedChico Manmight as well start talking about the kidsdon't trust people with lower case letters starting their namesCause, see... he's going to own you pitchers. He's gonna own you so good, it hurts. (Hang on a sec, I gotta call the trademark office to claim "Rendowned.") ... (God, it's so hard to get anyone to answer the phone at these government gigs. I've been on hold for 7 minutes.) ... (Oh, Christ on a Segway, PICK UP THE PHONE!) ... You guys still here reading? Sorry about that. Apparently ithttp://gnatsgnation.blogspot.com/2013/02/anthony-rendon-more-like-anthony.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Section 138)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4493696596740125044.post-894371980514454013Thu, 14 Feb 2013 19:09:00 +00002013-02-14T14:09:52.749-05:00strastwo minute Photoshopel drew kI'm back babycrappy photoshopsAlthough probably notGreat googly moogly! Get a load of these stunning calves, everyone! Well, that's embarrassing. Not only is that not the picture I wanted, I'm not even sure why that picture is on my hard drive. Great googly moogly! Get a load of these stunning calves, everyone! "Meeeeee-oww!" (That's what Steve McCatty said when he say Strassy's calves. Cause, you know... McCatty... Catty... Cat... Cathttp://gnatsgnation.blogspot.com/2013/02/well-these-are-just-some-fantastic.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Section 138)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4493696596740125044.post-7868107492442740259Wed, 06 Jun 2012 15:52:00 +00002012-06-06T11:52:15.240-04:00gifMorse is a horseThe Non HumanBryce HarperAkra Ho hum. 19-year-old Bryce Harper hit the game winning single last night in the 12th inning to give the Nats the win over the Mets. Just another pimping moment in Bryce's pimping life. And, as you know, pimping is dirty business, so Mikey Mo was there to clean him off. (As an aside, welcome back, Mikey. After what seemed like 19 straight ground outs to shortstop, he hit two doubles last http://gnatsgnation.blogspot.com/2012/06/brycey-got-bit-spicy-and-then-got.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Section 138)2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4493696596740125044.post-6745312182524128459Mon, 23 Apr 2012 18:41:00 +00002012-04-23T14:41:09.187-04:00 You know, I always find myself watching every Nats game. I don't think it's healthy, really, but it keeps me from walking alleyways and punching strangers in the head and face, so there's that. Anyway, if I'm not at the game in person then I'm watching it on TV. Whether it's at home, at a bar, or at work, it's on. I find myself watching much more than just the action that takes place when the http://gnatsgnation.blogspot.com/2012/04/ian-desmond-will-steal-your-opponents.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Section 138)4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4493696596740125044.post-6524695540903217028Wed, 04 Apr 2012 14:59:00 +00002012-04-04T11:01:20.925-04:00Chore EyeCarpyIan DespiYesterday's game was the most Bob Carpenter game in the history of Bob Carpenter games, with the last play of the game being called in the most Bob Carpenter way possible. Please allow me to do my best Dan Steinberg and transcribe what happened on the last play of the game. Situation: Bottom of the ninth, Nats down one. Ian Desmond on second, two outs, Danny Espinosa at the plate. /SMACK goes http://gnatsgnation.blogspot.com/2012/04/well-bob-carpenter-is-still-bob.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Section 138)2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4493696596740125044.post-6068818805548750069Wed, 21 Mar 2012 15:49:00 +00002012-03-21T11:49:58.997-04:00blind ass umpiresstrasNat Giocrappy ass videoHi, ladies and germs. Miss me? Really? Well, I didn't miss you either, so there. /Sobs in the corner while petting Danny Espinosa's bobblehead. So, Stephen Strasburg (the latest member of the high profile Opening Day Starter club) pitched in yesterday's ballgame against the Mets. He was cruising along, you know, all Stras-like, when he ran into Lucas Duda HP umpire Hunter Wendelstedt. Stevie http://gnatsgnation.blogspot.com/2012/03/stephen-strasburg-was-erred-by-scamp-in.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Section 138)1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4493696596740125044.post-7721213794488090082Tue, 06 Dec 2011 16:18:00 +00002011-12-06T11:18:26.669-05:00ACKmikey rizzwinter meetings yallLerner is creepy as hellAnd they mean so much to us baseball fans right now that I'm capitalizing them! In fact, let's just rename them, shall we? The Goddamn Awesomest, Drinkinest,  Wheelinest, and Dealinest Winter Meetings are here! Mr. Michael Rizzo and Mr. Mark Lerner are sitting in their booth, ready to wine and dine potential clients. Look, here's a picture of them! (Let me know if I did this right.) "Can we http://gnatsgnation.blogspot.com/2011/12/winter-meetings-are-here.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Section 138)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4493696596740125044.post-6820682283321434498Fri, 23 Sep 2011 18:14:00 +00002011-09-23T14:17:17.555-04:00philthiesownageI will destroy your fuckin face UtleyespiCliff LOLeeWhy yes, that headline is a duplicate of a tweet I made last night. Big whoop, wanna fight about it? Our valiant band of brothers, dressed in red, white and blue, strode strongly into Citizens Bank Park (or is it Nats Park North*?) and proceeded to layeth the smack down on the Phillie's roody-poo candy-asses. (How many readers did I lose with a wrestling reference? Three? Gah! You other two, http://gnatsgnation.blogspot.com/2011/09/how-sweep-it-is.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Section 138)3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4493696596740125044.post-229079100128453909Wed, 17 Aug 2011 16:27:00 +00002011-08-17T12:30:41.124-04:00humungous home runsThe Non HumanBryce HarperIf you didn't see Ryan Zimmerman's colossal shot that just missed hitting the left field concourse by a couple rows, well, you can click here. Or, just look below. In handy, dandy gif form is Zim just destroying some leather-wrapped cork and twine. As a certain black orange brown (what the fuck color is Goofy?) animated dog would say, "GORSH!" Mike Leake probably wishes he would have stolen http://gnatsgnation.blogspot.com/2011/08/ryan-zimemrman-kills-it-and-bryce.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Section 138)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4493696596740125044.post-6794863204646256570Tue, 09 Aug 2011 17:42:00 +00002011-08-09T13:42:51.629-04:00HOFCarpyChico ManI will destroy your fuckin face UtleyI did! It was #33, Juan Rivera. He decided (very wisely, no matter what the outcome of the play was) to bowl over Chase Utley last night on a ground ball to second, and I love the man for that. Chase Utley's scummieness has been well documented over at these here parts, and it brought a large smile to my face when I saw this on MLB network this morning. I was so happy, in fact, that I made a http://gnatsgnation.blogspot.com/2011/08/did-anyone-get-number-of-that-truck.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Section 138)1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4493696596740125044.post-8355580137445190339Tue, 02 Aug 2011 18:14:00 +00002011-08-02T14:16:17.365-04:00not matty chico this timei didnt use the words ugly and uggla together yay for mesea basscrappy ass videogifA play occurred in Monday's game that resulted in the ball being thrown a gazillion rows up into the stands. Sure, sure, it's a regular happening at Nats park, but, the difference this time? It wasn't a Nat, and I roffl'd as opposed to ohnoes'd. (Aaaaand, I've already used up my meme allowance for the entire post in the first paragraph.) A ground ball was hit to Alex Gonzalez (the Braves http://gnatsgnation.blogspot.com/2011/08/hooray-i-didnt-have-to-cringe-this-time.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Section 138)0