tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4493696596740125044Tue, 06 Dec 2011 16:39:02 +0000stammenHOFhumungous home runsrentalNASCARMatt Starespromote DeNo dammitgrow as set MannyBannana Hands RobbinsbooksThe Contract®Goozeat a dick DibsI will destroy your fuckin face UtleyKipperwowcall me when this goddamn series is overbruney is not just a bad pitcher but a bad personPleeeeeeeeeasewinter meetings yallWookieI'm analpoll timemustachespeople I imagine would be total pricks in personblatant pimpingworst video clip of all mankind ever made but i'm proud of it so there.Socks of DOOM are deadmatt cappship-hipcrappy 2 second photoshopRussian Supermannever seen that beforemechanicsMikey Macreally bad photoshopRBI or RBIs is not an argument I care to get into even though it's RBIworst writing everCollinLerner is creepy as hellLivan ran the ratpack dammitjoel 'the quintessential studmuffin' gertnerJesus = JESUSSpoilers2009 UniformsWhat in the name of ChristgifLimp sticksthis is artrecycling from twitterblind ass umpiresdirty ball playinreal defining momentsStrasburg Sweepstakes winnertwitters servers suckBlastingsDRIVE BYmmmmmmmm five guysGogglesYAYmight as well start talking about the kids; haterade; ESPN anchors who should wear an eye-patchI'm thinking maybe those ladies got paid to dress like that toofirst of like seventy billion winscurly mi hate boras and would probably give him a wet willy if given the chanceRantingscreech is groping the femalesoh my Godshorten it up tolstoyMLB TVLaRochetime travelunbelievable nut hugging by methe soup nazis autograph is worth 199 times more than minesad zimcrapy photoshopsBandwagon ridingWil the ThrilChewbaccaKansas haha CitySAULIEdick samichawesome dude of the day medalIf religion is real I'm fuckedbroken peoplePadres = Pedophilesweedyankee fansphillie fansDamn you Tolmanhorrible spanishmedia policingwow just wowmarquis de suckmy own personal rock bottom with this teamtony plushNJBowdenFucking Commie Bastards.JimBostrasrandy johnson is the ugliest human on the planetthe bearded oneDetJohnny LannansPenisylvaniadon't tase me broargylemy fault guysManny2009 draftrecycling old stuff come I'm lazyget some god damn fire in your bellycan I interest you in another plug for my shirtsmikey rizzsea bassI'll miss you sirCrackmorefive headI can see the futureomg I didn't try and sell any shit to you guys this timeThe Non HumanlolastingsLoDuthe hammerclippardshoe shineBellySlickThe inmates are running the asylumsweet ass mulletsWeapons of Mass Productionthe capps facewho are you to judge my childhoodhook like Abdul-Jabbarjokes on you cause you're ugly yankees fansFunky Cole MedinaKearnsieGoing out like a MANold peopleinsects landed on his gum all the timeownagelyingMorse is a horserigglesOMG ALIENScertainly stalking at this pointjesus christ could i make your computer any slowerahhahahahahahaLivoLater fuck headi can't believe how desperate i soundBonesyTimmy Collins is cute and I want to carry him in my pocketbeerIf this ivy league kid hits Zim he's dead dawgthis could be the start of something greatyou singed daniel cabreara hahahahahahaspecial needs people would drag me behind a car if they couldEldredToddlersIan DChico Mannot really newsmore God damn spelling mistakesmight as well start talking about the kidsways to get firedHairy muppetMoney money money moneyvamos ramosCollllinTheBigDonkeyboy just KILLED itCliff LOLeeFuture NationalsughACKWife beatersdraft picksOh God I'm So DesperateJoey BSea MenBullpen Hijinksbirthdays yayBladsonburnettjesus talk about someone else now pleaseI'm too lazy to make up another LOL catCarpyhome-wreckernot matty chico this timeRonnie Vbuy my crappy shitGetting seriousall-star-hollarRhinehartpenis armFuck you KingThat there man spoiled his drawersarguing with stupid headsespiplease don't ever bring up the ocean ciry NJ experience to me in publicTotally made upI got nothingNNrecycling old stuff cause I'm lazyrestraining order is on its waytradeshow much money do you needgoing to jailMan CrushMeateyebrowsHBKi hope his 22nd birthday doesnt end like mine - crying and in jailphilthiesthebigdonkey is now Lebowskijokes on you cause you're ugly mets fansel drew kformer and now future NationalsAngry Menjersey foul of all jersey foulsi didnt use the words ugly and uggla together yay for meJmaxmailing it inlive blog time dammitpudgeThis bullpen is going to burn my retinas and I'll have to look like Stuart Scottmeat headsdr seussbiggest eyeballs ever on a humanSuicideMartisJesus could i write any morerizzo could be a dead mandestroyersPhilosophyjoe swansonDeNoBergyfacial hairNoodle ArmRizzo better sign stras our i'm burning down Nats ParkUSAseriouslysuper obscure referencedrew storenmight call him radar cause he has freaking satellites for earsSocks of DOOMits moustache not mustache damnitomg you want people to buy thatmy God man what could you be thinkingAZDbad nicknamesGetting too excitedFlopHammer handsThe Sharkgarret mock averages one wild pitch every 13 IPwhich hairston do we haveBryce Harpercrappy ass videoSWEEPwhere the hell have i beenGrammar time.Sad Russian Supermandraftderek jeters defence is seriously overatedThe Oscars is just a popularity contest anywaythe herbpictures that I make when I should be working.ice ice babycoffeyCardiacOverreactingLOL AtlantaNow it's the defense that is burning my retinasLongerhandsexcuse me while I go cryZNNcrappy photoshopsidiotsDibbsLivan is slowjokes on you cause you're uglyrakingDooksAyala = mi hermanodrunk spendingso long donkeyDIE assholeA blog about the Washington Nationals, updated whenever the hell I get around to it.http://gnatsgnation.blogspot.com/noreply@blogger.com (Section 138)Blogger398125NatsNationhttp://feedburner.google.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4493696596740125044.post-7721213794488090082Tue, 06 Dec 2011 16:18:00 +00002011-12-06T11:18:26.669-05:00ACKmikey rizzwinter meetings yallLerner is creepy as hellAnd they mean so much to us baseball fans right now that I'm capitalizing them! In fact, let's just rename them, shall we? The Goddamn Awesomest, Drinkinest,  Wheelinest, and Dealinest Winter Meetings are here! Mr. Michael Rizzo and Mr. Mark Lerner are sitting in their booth, ready to wine and dine potential clients. Look, here's a picture of them! (Let me know if I did this right.) "Can we http://gnatsgnation.blogspot.com/2011/12/winter-meetings-are-here.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Section 138)0 <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/NOaVT2fC8V56DD_dVyquQI7MOjU/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/NOaVT2fC8V56DD_dVyquQI7MOjU/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/NOaVT2fC8V56DD_dVyquQI7MOjU/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/NOaVT2fC8V56DD_dVyquQI7MOjU/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4493696596740125044.post-6820682283321434498Fri, 23 Sep 2011 18:14:00 +00002011-09-23T14:17:17.555-04:00philthiesownageI will destroy your fuckin face UtleyespiCliff LOLeeWhy yes, that headline is a duplicate of a tweet I made last night. Big whoop, wanna fight about it? Our valiant band of brothers, dressed in red, white and blue, strode strongly into Citizens Bank Park (or is it Nats Park North*?) and proceeded to layeth the smack down on the Phillie's roody-poo candy-asses. (How many readers did I lose with a wrestling reference? Three? Gah! You other two, http://gnatsgnation.blogspot.com/2011/09/how-sweep-it-is.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Section 138)3 <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/7EC-ECixPDuur2qukln7j5iBu-4/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/7EC-ECixPDuur2qukln7j5iBu-4/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/7EC-ECixPDuur2qukln7j5iBu-4/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/7EC-ECixPDuur2qukln7j5iBu-4/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4493696596740125044.post-229079100128453909Wed, 17 Aug 2011 16:27:00 +00002011-08-17T12:30:41.124-04:00humungous home runsThe Non HumanBryce HarperIf you didn't see Ryan Zimmerman's colossal shot that just missed hitting the left field concourse by a couple rows, well, you can click here. Or, just look below. In handy, dandy gif form is Zim just destroying some leather-wrapped cork and twine. As a certain black orange brown (what the fuck color is Goofy?) animated dog would say, "GORSH!" Mike Leake probably wishes he would have stolen http://gnatsgnation.blogspot.com/2011/08/ryan-zimemrman-kills-it-and-bryce.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Section 138)0 <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/jnH8VxGj46U3RBHqsKRXk66u78o/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/jnH8VxGj46U3RBHqsKRXk66u78o/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/jnH8VxGj46U3RBHqsKRXk66u78o/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/jnH8VxGj46U3RBHqsKRXk66u78o/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4493696596740125044.post-6794863204646256570Tue, 09 Aug 2011 17:42:00 +00002011-08-09T13:42:51.629-04:00HOFCarpyChico ManI will destroy your fuckin face UtleyI did! It was #33, Juan Rivera. He decided (very wisely, no matter what the outcome of the play was) to bowl over Chase Utley last night on a ground ball to second, and I love the man for that. Chase Utley's scummieness has been well documented over at these here parts, and it brought a large smile to my face when I saw this on MLB network this morning. I was so happy, in fact, that I made a http://gnatsgnation.blogspot.com/2011/08/did-anyone-get-number-of-that-truck.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Section 138)1 <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/LPbNmUV-DpPVFYrFCqSecSiXSmU/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/LPbNmUV-DpPVFYrFCqSecSiXSmU/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/LPbNmUV-DpPVFYrFCqSecSiXSmU/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/LPbNmUV-DpPVFYrFCqSecSiXSmU/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4493696596740125044.post-8355580137445190339Tue, 02 Aug 2011 18:14:00 +00002011-08-02T14:16:17.365-04:00not matty chico this timei didnt use the words ugly and uggla together yay for mesea basscrappy ass videogifA play occurred in Monday's game that resulted in the ball being thrown a gazillion rows up into the stands. Sure, sure, it's a regular happening at Nats park, but, the difference this time? It wasn't a Nat, and I roffl'd as opposed to ohnoes'd. (Aaaaand, I've already used up my meme allowance for the entire post in the first paragraph.) A ground ball was hit to Alex Gonzalez (the Braves http://gnatsgnation.blogspot.com/2011/08/hooray-i-didnt-have-to-cringe-this-time.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Section 138)0 <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/QE_uz2VYSqQfrW0SGI2TrtEnKD4/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/QE_uz2VYSqQfrW0SGI2TrtEnKD4/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/QE_uz2VYSqQfrW0SGI2TrtEnKD4/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/QE_uz2VYSqQfrW0SGI2TrtEnKD4/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4493696596740125044.post-2330193249820838810Thu, 28 Jul 2011 19:34:00 +00002011-07-28T15:34:34.060-04:00Livan ran the ratpack dammittime travelLivoWell, for now, at least. The trade deadline is fast approaching and someone somewhere might need an injection of COOL AS SHIT into their clubhouse for a playoff push. Livo's always showed the demeanor of a cucumber on the mound, and in Wednesday's ballgame, made one of the most nonchalant plays in the history of base ball. (That's, like, going all the way back to what it was called when Old Hosshttp://gnatsgnation.blogspot.com/2011/07/at-least-we-still-have-livo.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Section 138)1 <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/i5OEvSMM9naVvuuV3o-YoZsvmT8/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/i5OEvSMM9naVvuuV3o-YoZsvmT8/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/i5OEvSMM9naVvuuV3o-YoZsvmT8/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/i5OEvSMM9naVvuuV3o-YoZsvmT8/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4493696596740125044.post-883327832953496606Thu, 21 Jul 2011 21:17:00 +00002011-07-21T17:17:55.855-04:00Chico Manexcuse me while I go cryI'll miss you sirIn making my afternoon visit to Nationals Prospects (What, like you don't visit the same websites multiple times per day? Alright then, Mr. or Mrs. "I love getting my news and LOLs hours, or even DAYS later than everyone else." Good luck when the goddamn zombie apocalypse breaks and Nationals Prospects is the only place in the entire world to have that info! Don't come crying to me asking for http://gnatsgnation.blogspot.com/2011/07/fare-thee-well-mr-chico-fare-thee-well.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Section 138)1 <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/D3YhEULJIohNuOYCQCQgOYmIJxU/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/D3YhEULJIohNuOYCQCQgOYmIJxU/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/D3YhEULJIohNuOYCQCQgOYmIJxU/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/D3YhEULJIohNuOYCQCQgOYmIJxU/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4493696596740125044.post-3033191320046401249Wed, 13 Jul 2011 17:30:00 +00002011-07-13T13:30:21.381-04:00clippardall-star-hollarGogglesHave I never used that as a post title before? Well, shit, my tacky side apologizes for avoiding that until now. Anywhoo, hooray Tyler Clippard! Our boy got the win last night for the victorious National League team in the 2011 All-Star-Replacement Game. What role he played in that win doesn't matter. He got the win. And a win is a win is a win is a win. Oh, wait... he only faced one batter? And http://gnatsgnation.blogspot.com/2011/07/clip-clip-hooray.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Section 138)4 <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/AiuB8mdTnlTHXWkbvf9ZZBpH_Jw/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/AiuB8mdTnlTHXWkbvf9ZZBpH_Jw/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/AiuB8mdTnlTHXWkbvf9ZZBpH_Jw/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/AiuB8mdTnlTHXWkbvf9ZZBpH_Jw/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4493696596740125044.post-4589321334687216227Tue, 05 Jul 2011 16:26:00 +00002011-07-05T12:29:39.381-04:00recycling old stuff cause I'm lazyIf religion is real I'm fuckedDeNoBryce HarperWell, it appears the Washington Nationals front office really, really likes Bryce Harper. So much so, in fact, that they skipped him forward a level, choosing to bypass the high-A Potomac Nationals, and sent him directly to the AA Harrisburg Senators. (They did allow him to pass go, however, and also allowed him to collect the $200 for it. Which for Bryce, is like... what he throws at bums while http://gnatsgnation.blogspot.com/2011/07/bryce-harper-gets-to-play-with-derek.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Section 138)0 <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/kTMksdnk5jHXBi8r8pFYcfdTsfQ/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/kTMksdnk5jHXBi8r8pFYcfdTsfQ/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/kTMksdnk5jHXBi8r8pFYcfdTsfQ/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/kTMksdnk5jHXBi8r8pFYcfdTsfQ/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4493696596740125044.post-2296280768832599815Thu, 23 Jun 2011 21:18:00 +00002011-06-23T17:18:17.154-04:00Going out like a MANrigglesVideo I just received from the Nationals clubhouse after the game. In it, you can clearly see Jim Riggleman talking to the Nationals front office. More, on tonight's 11 PM newscast, only on Section138 News.http://gnatsgnation.blogspot.com/2011/06/nats-just-won-11-of-12-and-wait-what.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Section 138)0 <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/Xm9_t7fV-wwRk6joPYHxU_p5Boo/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/Xm9_t7fV-wwRk6joPYHxU_p5Boo/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/Xm9_t7fV-wwRk6joPYHxU_p5Boo/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/Xm9_t7fV-wwRk6joPYHxU_p5Boo/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4493696596740125044.post-7029310623859553996Thu, 23 Jun 2011 16:58:00 +00002011-06-23T13:08:16.975-04:00el drew kgifMorse is a horseWell, hello there, fine people. My apologies for being gone five days, but I've been pretty swamped with work. Oh, and I was also so damn excited after Wilson Ramos' walk-off HR on Tuesday night that I ran to downtown Rockville to celebrate with the other three Nats fans. We were hooting and hollering, and then it turned into a riot donnybrook pathetic display. We got all boisterous and flippedhttp://gnatsgnation.blogspot.com/2011/06/its-giffmas-my-friends.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Section 138)0 <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/A1CUCRnYXRynk44NOLmK9i28LJU/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/A1CUCRnYXRynk44NOLmK9i28LJU/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/A1CUCRnYXRynk44NOLmK9i28LJU/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/A1CUCRnYXRynk44NOLmK9i28LJU/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4493696596740125044.post-2884014010524707481Fri, 17 Jun 2011 17:56:00 +00002011-06-17T13:57:46.337-04:00worst video clip of all mankind ever made but i'm proud of it so there.espiChrist on a pogo stick, Espi... can you regress just a tad so you don't dominate this blog so much? I'm tempted to rename it "Danny Espinosa (as viewed from Section 138, my couch, my local bar, and on MLB Network highlights)." Save some glory for the rest of the team, homie! So, I was watching last night's game with great enjoyment as Werth and The Shark did some yard work in the 1st inning, http://gnatsgnation.blogspot.com/2011/06/can-you-slow-down-tad-espi.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Section 138)2 <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/yQOMR7XrqxGGQZILaMnZuGVKiig/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/yQOMR7XrqxGGQZILaMnZuGVKiig/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/yQOMR7XrqxGGQZILaMnZuGVKiig/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/yQOMR7XrqxGGQZILaMnZuGVKiig/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4493696596740125044.post-8323814143380710681Thu, 16 Jun 2011 17:23:00 +00002011-06-16T13:27:12.663-04:00crappy ass videoLivan is slowespiYes, this is another Danny Espinosa video. It may also be the shortest highlight video of all time, as well. Why is it so short? Because I am a no-talent hack, and a lazy one at that. I had grandiose ideas for this video, but once I started, I realized how much work it would be, so I acted like LeBron James and just said, "Screw it, me done." (A LeBron James joke! Not only am I multi-sport http://gnatsgnation.blogspot.com/2011/06/another-danny-espinosa-video.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Section 138)1 <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/lf_5rbjU_HUJFfxPBNVsxSQZHOI/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/lf_5rbjU_HUJFfxPBNVsxSQZHOI/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/lf_5rbjU_HUJFfxPBNVsxSQZHOI/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/lf_5rbjU_HUJFfxPBNVsxSQZHOI/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4493696596740125044.post-1004142804269191607Mon, 13 Jun 2011 18:34:00 +00002011-06-13T14:35:42.213-04:00clippardZNNGogglesOn this busy Monday, I'mma do this quick style. Bullet points please, Blogger. This Nats offense was excruciating to watch, averaging 2.25 runs/game during this 4 game set in San Diego. These guys scored less than the Chess Club on prom night. Jordan Zimmermann is legit. Like, legit legit. He's like Otto Man. If you see him, he's taking your ass to school. Tyler Clippard continues to just http://gnatsgnation.blogspot.com/2011/06/znn-is-only-network-worth-watching-and.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Section 138)1 <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/FlD6WWX8eOBfrF26I0qUOWdGHSI/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/FlD6WWX8eOBfrF26I0qUOWdGHSI/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/FlD6WWX8eOBfrF26I0qUOWdGHSI/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/FlD6WWX8eOBfrF26I0qUOWdGHSI/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4493696596740125044.post-1338743879802992755Wed, 08 Jun 2011 17:17:00 +00002011-06-08T13:17:42.928-04:00marquis de suckcrappy ass videoAngry MenWell, the discipline for last Sunday's battle in Arizona came out, and it's a joke. Joe Garagiola, Jr. (who is the senior vice president of standards and on-field operations for MLB) gave Jason Marquis a 5 game sit down, Esmerlin Vazsquez a 3 game benching, and both managers a one game suspension. I overreacted on Twitter yesterday and screamed: "Marquis gets 5 games, but Vasquez only 3? Well, http://gnatsgnation.blogspot.com/2011/06/suspensions-oh-boy.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Section 138)4 <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/rdLAhtbYt3ljE8E0q30K1ITelvk/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/rdLAhtbYt3ljE8E0q30K1ITelvk/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/rdLAhtbYt3ljE8E0q30K1ITelvk/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/rdLAhtbYt3ljE8E0q30K1ITelvk/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4493696596740125044.post-2061513036425688380Mon, 06 Jun 2011 17:20:00 +00002011-06-06T13:30:07.885-04:00marquis de suckvamos ramosLivoespiJesus, that game had more ups and downs than Edgar Allan Poe. (You see, cause he was bi-polar and was prone to mood swings... You didn't know Poe was bi-polar? Crap... how about... Kurt Cobain? Cool? Cool.) Jesus, that game had more ups and downs than Kurt Cobain. I was so exhausted that I needed to get an IV drip in the living room after the game. (Before 2006 I would've popped a couple http://gnatsgnation.blogspot.com/2011/06/i-needed-iv-after-sundays-game.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Section 138)3 <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/6pqnll7lpsCf4P4SK1IOcls6UnQ/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/6pqnll7lpsCf4P4SK1IOcls6UnQ/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/6pqnll7lpsCf4P4SK1IOcls6UnQ/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/6pqnll7lpsCf4P4SK1IOcls6UnQ/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4493696596740125044.post-6595391389505990645Thu, 02 Jun 2011 16:56:00 +00002011-06-02T12:57:25.202-04:00certainly stalking at this pointespijesus talk about someone else now pleaseOn Monday, Danny Espinosa homered off of Roy Halladay, which should have been more than enough for any regular Major Leaguer. But, Daniel is no ordinary Major Leaguer, so he followed that up by homering off Cliff Lee the following day, and not just once, but twice. It was an Ruthian Espinosian effort by our dirt baggy little second baseman, and proved that Danny scoffs at your large contracts, http://gnatsgnation.blogspot.com/2011/06/danny-espinosa-likes-to-hit-long-ball.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Section 138)4 <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/-Dkoi8DBE2hxXPbbKAdkcXihC_k/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/-Dkoi8DBE2hxXPbbKAdkcXihC_k/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/-Dkoi8DBE2hxXPbbKAdkcXihC_k/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/-Dkoi8DBE2hxXPbbKAdkcXihC_k/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4493696596740125044.post-7383820254979839558Tue, 31 May 2011 16:09:00 +00002011-05-31T12:09:48.605-04:00pudgewho are you to judge my childhoodIn case you missed it this weekend, Ivan Rodriguez received awesome news on Saturday. I think it's kind of odd that they decided to deliver the news to him via an ear piece in the middle of a play during the 9th inning, but they delivered the news, none-the-less. Judging from his reaction, the only logical explanation has to be that he was just given the news that his science experiments that http://gnatsgnation.blogspot.com/2011/05/mr-ivan-rodriguez-does-impossible.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Section 138)1 <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/YfHlEpSbcFouHxqQv1vxiwwklr0/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/YfHlEpSbcFouHxqQv1vxiwwklr0/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/YfHlEpSbcFouHxqQv1vxiwwklr0/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/YfHlEpSbcFouHxqQv1vxiwwklr0/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4493696596740125044.post-296059608203105486Wed, 25 May 2011 15:45:00 +00002011-05-25T11:45:46.279-04:00birthdays yayTimmy Collins is cute and I want to carry him in my pocketZNNHappy (belated) birthday, Jordan Zimmermann! While I may be late in wishing him good cheer, I saw John McLaren celebrating with him on Monday, his actual birthday. My, my. That is one generously sized ice cream cone, Johnnie. Good thing ZNN is 6' 2" and 220 lbs, or else that might be too much strawberry goodness for him to handle. Can you imagine Kansas City Royals pitcher Tim Collins (listed http://gnatsgnation.blogspot.com/2011/05/forgive-me-jordan-for-i-am-late-with.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Section 138)3 <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/-qM8Uy6GlVpkIYsK0bW1Di6F6LU/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/-qM8Uy6GlVpkIYsK0bW1Di6F6LU/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/-qM8Uy6GlVpkIYsK0bW1Di6F6LU/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/-qM8Uy6GlVpkIYsK0bW1Di6F6LU/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4493696596740125044.post-6477952267585755770Fri, 20 May 2011 14:55:00 +00002011-05-20T10:55:36.279-04:00Morse is a horseFunky Cole MedinaThe Contract®espiDo I have any new ideas for you all today? Nope. Know what that means? It means I'm just going to dump some of my Twitter stuff from this week in this here post, as well as a video I've been hanging onto for a week. Enjoy, and smooches! First up: Happy birthday, Jayson Werth. Your present to me? A squiggly red line under your first name every single time I type it. My gift to you? This picture. http://gnatsgnation.blogspot.com/2011/05/friday-dump-day.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Section 138)3 <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/AgoFTJWjO-Y2T70FcwWLdpUu_7w/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/AgoFTJWjO-Y2T70FcwWLdpUu_7w/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/AgoFTJWjO-Y2T70FcwWLdpUu_7w/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/AgoFTJWjO-Y2T70FcwWLdpUu_7w/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4493696596740125044.post-5665291958761613618Mon, 16 May 2011 16:45:00 +00002011-05-16T12:45:19.851-04:00omg you want people to buy thatcrappy ass videoThe SharkHI! Don't know if you all heard, but Roger Bernadina made good catch Friday night. Like... good, good! So good, that I forget proper English when talking about it. I turn into caveman who only say, "Wowsers!" I try make video that show how good Shark Man be, but all I manage to do is marry music to video, as I stunned stupid by play. Bernadina? Super Shark! from Section 138 on Vimeo.Roger http://gnatsgnation.blogspot.com/2011/05/easiest-video-i-ever-made.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Section 138)2 <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/1rmP0Zuy5aaVN73b6wzoSBwKGcs/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/1rmP0Zuy5aaVN73b6wzoSBwKGcs/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/1rmP0Zuy5aaVN73b6wzoSBwKGcs/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/1rmP0Zuy5aaVN73b6wzoSBwKGcs/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4493696596740125044.post-8181298558272907124Thu, 12 May 2011 13:33:00 +00002011-05-13T16:44:26.776-04:00YAYdrew storenmemesel drew kWith this post title, I'm shooting for the biggest butchering of a language ever. To all Spanish speaking folks out there, I'm deeply sorry. For everyone else, feel free to pretend like the title says, "Mr. 100? On Fire!" Mr. 100[MPH], of course, is Drew Storen, aka "Señor Ciento." Aka "El Drew K." Aka "The Bearded Assassin." He threw one inning last night, and was the pitcher of record for the http://gnatsgnation.blogspot.com/2011/05/senor-ciento-mucho-fuego.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Section 138)3 <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/n9Sd3imKPGkJ5nqcF1h_Jr2Lw9M/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/n9Sd3imKPGkJ5nqcF1h_Jr2Lw9M/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/n9Sd3imKPGkJ5nqcF1h_Jr2Lw9M/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/n9Sd3imKPGkJ5nqcF1h_Jr2Lw9M/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4493696596740125044.post-1098380733402735005Wed, 11 May 2011 15:13:00 +00002011-05-11T11:15:01.719-04:00Matt StaresHammer handsold people[NOTE: I composed this on Tuesday, May 10th, but didn't post it until Wednesday, May 11th. All "yesterdays" should read as "day-before-yesterdays." What? I'm lazy, and I take two days to post, what can I say?] When my wife asked about a Nats outfielder a few years back, I told her he didn't have a great bat, but he played very good defense. She then said, "What's his name?" "Ryan Langerhans," http://gnatsgnation.blogspot.com/2011/05/hooray-hammer-hands.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Section 138)0 <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/jCVYlrasq0xm7FPe8bS8_sRrpOk/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/jCVYlrasq0xm7FPe8bS8_sRrpOk/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/jCVYlrasq0xm7FPe8bS8_sRrpOk/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/jCVYlrasq0xm7FPe8bS8_sRrpOk/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4493696596740125044.post-4293900962431371344Thu, 05 May 2011 14:36:00 +00002011-05-05T10:36:08.106-04:00bad nicknamesseriouslyrecycling from twitterSo, the Nats lost to this dude last night.  Which is cool. He's embracing the goggles, just like Tyler Clippard. And, hey, he seems to be a cool gu.... jumping Jehosaphat on Jesus' pogostick! What is this monstrosity of a nickname he has for himself on his glove!? Vanimal? VANIMAL!?! Christ. I can just feel how he talks to women at bars after the games.  "Hey, hey, pretty lady! What say youhttp://gnatsgnation.blogspot.com/2011/05/so-mr-worley-tell-me-more-about.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Section 138)2 <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/OHcy8XKD4jE72NawjyxVpOmEKmE/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/OHcy8XKD4jE72NawjyxVpOmEKmE/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/OHcy8XKD4jE72NawjyxVpOmEKmE/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/OHcy8XKD4jE72NawjyxVpOmEKmE/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4493696596740125044.post-8214243078353641081Wed, 04 May 2011 15:02:00 +00002011-05-04T11:02:15.778-04:00jesus christ could i make your computer any slowerThe Contract®So, Jayson Werth made his return to Philly yesterday for the first time since being shown the door. Many people wondered how his reception would go... Would he be booed? Cheered? A mix of both? So, what was the answer? Well, he was welcomed with horrible, teacher-assassinating, language-butchering, God awful grammar. I'd like to address those sign folks for a minute. Guys, here are two linkshttp://gnatsgnation.blogspot.com/2011/05/jayson-werths-reception-was-irritating.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Section 138)6 <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/DQBnQVEaJzGh6bcCZ-dh204pcYU/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/DQBnQVEaJzGh6bcCZ-dh204pcYU/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/DQBnQVEaJzGh6bcCZ-dh204pcYU/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/DQBnQVEaJzGh6bcCZ-dh204pcYU/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p>