Chuck Norris

Chuck Norris Facts.....

2011-08-26T20:29:00.000-07:00

1. Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack... even a heart isnt foolish enough to attack Chuck Norris.

2. Chuck Norris can strangle you with a cordless phone.

3. Chuck Norris was born May 6, 1945. The Nazi surrendered to us May 7, 1945. Coincidence? I don't think so!!!!

4) Once a cobra bit Chuck Norris' leg. After five days of excruciating pain, the cobra died.
Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.

5) The real reason Hitler killed himself is because he found out that Chuck Norris is Jewish.

6) Chuck Norris can hear sign language.

7) Chuck Norris was once charged with three attempted murders in Boulder County, but the Judge quickly dropped the charges because Chuck Norris does not "attempt" murder.

8) Chuck Norris doesnt wear a watch. He decides what time it is.

9) Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.

10) Chuck Norris' calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd. No one fools Chuck Norris.

11) Chuck Norris can unscramble an egg

12) Chuck Norris can run a 3-legged race by himself.

13) Chuck Norris can speak French... In Russian.

14) A bulletproof vest wears Chuck Norris for protection

15) Chuck Norris plays russian roulette with a fully loded revolver... and wins.

16) Death once had a near-Chuck-Norris experience.

17) Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did.

18) Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle.

19) Chuck Norris once went to mars. Thats why there is no signs of life.

20) It is considered a great accomplishment to go down Niagara Falls in a wooden barrel. Chuck Norris can go up Niagara Falls in a cardboard box.

21) Chuck Norris used to beat the shit out of his shadow because it was following to close. It now stands a safe 30 feet behind him.

22) Chuck Norris sleeps with a pillow under his gun.

23) Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting implies the possibility of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.

24) Chuck Norris can find the end of a circle

25) Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can swim through dry land.

26) In the early 70's Chuck Norris and Arnold Schwarzenegger got into a fight. With just one round house kick to the face, Arnold hasn't talked the same ever since

27)Chuck Norris has two speeds: Walk and Kill.

28) Santa Claus sits on Chuck Norris' lap

29) On a high school math test, Chuck Norris put down "Violence" as every one of the answers. He got an A+ on the test because Chuck Norris solves all his problems with Violence.

30) What was going through the minds of all of Chuck Norris' victims before they died? His shoe.

FIFA 12

2011-08-25T17:36:00.000-07:00

FIFA 12 brings to the pitch the game-changing new Player Impact Engine, a physics engine built to deliver real-world physicality in every interaction on the pitch. Experience the way real-world players challenge each other for the ball, win possession, and test each other physically. Enjoy an infinite variety of natural and believable outcomes in every collision. Players feel more resilient, push and pull during the fight for possession, and recover from light challenges more easily.
Revolutionary gameplay innovations make FIFA 12 deeper and more engaging. All-new Precision Dribbling creates a higher fidelity of touch on the ball for better control in tight spaces, more time to make decisions on attack, and more control over the pace of the game. Innovations in attack are balanced by a re-designed defending mechanism, making it as skilful and meaningful as real-world football. With all-new Tactical Defending, positioning and intercepting passes are as important as tackling. Tactics and timing are crucial. Plus, CPU players have been infused with Pro Player Intelligence, a self-awareness that enables them to behave and make decisions based on their own skills and tendencies, and gives them the aptitude to understand the strengths and weaknesses of teammates in every situation.

Introducing EA SPORTS Football Club—the heartbeat of FIFA 12—a live service connecting players to the real-world game with fresh, new content all the time, enabling them to support their favorite club and connect and compete with their friends, rivals and millions of other players around the world. Additional features will be revealed in the months ahead.

Key Features

· Player Impact Engine—Two years in development, the new physics engine is built to deliver real-world physicality in every interaction on the pitch. Experience an infinite variety of natural and believable outcomes in every contact. Players feel more resilient on the ball, push and pull during the fight for possession, and recover from light challenges more easily, preserving their natural momentum.

· Pro Player Intelligence—CPU players have been infused with self-awareness and aptitude, enabling them to make decisions based on their own skills as well as the strengths and attributes of their teammates. Players who possess exceptional vision, for example, will see opportunities for through balls that other players won’t. Real Madrid’s Kaká will be more likely—and quicker—to pick out a run from a teammate farther away than a player with poorer vision. Additionally, teams will vary their attack based on the strengths of their players on the pitch, and the weaknesses of opposing players, creating a more authentic experience and greater variety of matches.

· Tactical Defending—Re-designed defending mechanism fundamentally changes the approach to defending by placing equal importance on positioning, intercepting passes and tackling at the right moment. Tactics and timing are crucial.

· Precision Dribbling—Enjoy new ways to take on opponents, more time on the ball to make decisions, and complete control of the pace of the game. Utilize close dribble touches in tight spaces, on the wings, and even while fending off an opponent.

· EA SPORTS Football Club—For the first time ever, everything within FIFA 12, and against friends, is measured in a meaningful way. Every match matters, all season long. Earn experience points and level up to build status. Track friends, challenges and status through the web. Share and compare accomplishments and spread the news on social channels like Facebook. Plus, real-world storylines will drive content. Gamers will relive crucial real-world events through regular challenges so that FIFA 12 will look, feel and play like the real-world season.

· Support Your Club—A central experience in EA SPORTS Football Club that enables fans to represent their club and compete against rival clubs in everything they do in FIFA 12. Earn club points and lift your club higher in the Support Your Club League Tables or help them avoid relegation. Virtual league tables are reset each week to create new challenges, renewed rivalries, and fresh story lines.

· True Injuries—The Player Impact Engine monitors contact between players in real-time, analyzing the force of the collision and impact on the body to detect real injuries, creating a deeper more challenging Career Mode.
· New Presentation—Matches now have a real-world broadcast look and feel. Dramatically improved lighting, more authentic crowds, and new default camera make every game feel special.

· Easier Navigation—Redesigned menu system for fast and easy navigation, featuring customizable Main Menu based on arena pl Manage new types of injuries and the risk of sending a player onto the pitch who isn’t fully healed.
ayer, Virtual Pro and favorite club.

· PC Tools—New, user friendly in-game control settings and tools, plus a new Windowed mode.

So are you a Fifa 12 or pro evolution fan? I'm sticking with fifa this game looks awesome!

Urban Decay Glitter Eyeliners

2011-08-24T12:38:00.000-07:00

The Urban Decay Glitter Eyeliners are bright and intense with sparkly, tiny glitter.
Currently there are 11 colours of the eyeliners and all of them are AMAZING!
They are applied with a tiny precise brush so you could paint thin lines over your eyeshadow or eyeliner which ever you prefer. or you could sweep colour with the side of the brush to give a more dramitic look!
They can also be spread over a bare eyelid or over eyeshadows to create a glittery topcoat.
The gel is clear and dries so clear that you can perfectly see your eyeshadow through. It doesn’t peel, flake nor smudge.

China Glaze "Fairy Dust"

2011-08-23T15:53:00.000-07:00

well i painted my nails with this colour called, "Fairy Dust" by China Glaze. I bought it from my local Sally's Beauty Supply Store. It's more like a top coat, than an actual nail polish colour, its kinda a glittery silver colour, with holographic glitter particles in, soon as i seen it i had too have it! so i painted my nails a pink base colour, and applied the china glaze fairy dust over the top, although it looked very pretty i found this to be very gloopy, and the first coat took quite awhile to dry, all n all i applied 3 coats of this over my polish, only to find the quality of the polish is no good at all it chipped pretty easily, even with a topcoat, also you have to use a lot to get a solid colour, and in my opinion its not worth it, so as pretty as it looks in its pot, unfortunately it will be another one left on the bathroom shelf! Remember this is only my opinion and you might love it, but sadly its not for me.

China Glaze Purple Panic

2011-08-22T11:19:00.000-07:00

purple Panic is a lovely purplish pink with blue shimmer. I LOVE blue shimmer in pinks! I have two coats on and as all neon polishes, this dries matte, so I added Sally hansen top coat, this is most defiantly another one of my favourites in the china glaze neon range ..

2011-08-21T14:19:00.000-07:00

Have you ever tried to paint your nails with glitter? from my experience it is a right clart on, the glitter gets everywhere especially out of them glitter shaker pots,. That's until i discovered Gosh's very clever Glitter Nail Dust, £3.99. (superdrug) Just paint your nails with a clear or nude polish, dip your nail in the pot and wipe off any excess – try dipping just the tip or go for the whole nail, depending how brave you’re feeling. I'm backing gold to be their sellout shade, but with 10 different colours you're sure to find a favourite.. i cant wait to try them all..

Gosh Flamingo nail polish

2011-08-21T06:46:00.000-07:00

I slapped this on while I was waiting for the kettle to boil, It goes on smooth and glossy, this is 2 coats over Gosh Fix Base coat and topped with Gosh Top Coat. I found the drying time is great for this product as they are not meant to be fast drying, it was touch dry to faff about with and carry on with my housework after about 20 minutes, I love this colour of "Flamingo", its a beautiful bright pink that is a touch warmer but still bright enough for my liking. its one of my favourite pink polishes...

Gosh Holographic Nail polish

2011-08-21T06:21:00.000-07:00

Words can't even describe how nice this nail polish is! I've been searching high and low for this polish everywhere for sometime but couldn't find it, every time i called in superdrug , boots, or any other beauty store for that matter, they where always sold out much to my disappointment'
But finally last week i managed to snag a bottle it was the last one left on the shelf. soon as i got home i tried this nail polish out, as much as i rate it highly on the finished look, i will tell you the truth the first coat goes on a bit like water which disheartened me abit because i always hope for the best in something and want to see results straight away i hate waiting.. but what do you know "I was wrong again!"
After the second coat you can really see the nail polish covering but still not enough so i applied a third coat which finally seemed to do the job it looked really nice and was certainly holographic which i was very pleased with, as other silver polishes i have tried, havent lived up to my expectations, the only downside to this product is that it seems to chip straight away so i would recommend wearing it for a night out or day or two before it starts looking abit crap, i tried putting a top coat over it to see what it would look like and it seemed to dull the shine and reflection of it and in my opinion it still looked ok just abit grey. i still love this polish but at the minute its just left gathering dust, as i went through the faze of painting my nails different colours everyday to now wanting my nails to last a week before i repaint them, unless i get a new polish or nail art that is (obviously) anyway ta-rah for now....

Barrry M - Blue Glitter nail varnish

2011-08-21T04:50:00.000-07:00

I bought Barry M (297-blue glitter) nail varnish quite a while ago, i also have it in other colour's and it normally retails for 2.99 for a 10ml bottle at superdrug or they normally have them on offer two for five pound which i think is great.
When i first started using glitter nail polishes "many years ago" i was quite stupid because i never realized you put them over the top of another polish so i was always left disapointed with the finish, and use to think well whats the point in using them, until i realized "durrr" try putting it over a blue polish, and i can really recommend doing this as it looked lovely,
also if you apply a top coat this varnish should last just over a week before its starts chipping which i was quite surprised at because with it being so affordable i thought it wouldn't last so long (wrong again!) anyway Ta-rah for now....