Neologize

picnic, v.

noreply@blogger.com (The blogger) — Sun, 14 Dec 2008 00:00:00 +0000

The act of choosing which open prison an offender will be sent to.

exhibit, n.

noreply@blogger.com (The blogger) — Sat, 13 Dec 2008 00:00:00 +0000

A dead Hobbit.

sterling, adj.

noreply@blogger.com (The blogger) — Fri, 12 Dec 2008 15:18:00 +0000

Of the highest quality, antonym for the British pound.

viperous, a.

noreply@blogger.com (The blogger) — Thu, 31 Jul 2008 23:00:00 +0000

Of or pertaining to a Politician.

artsy, n.

noreply@blogger.com (The blogger) — Wed, 30 Jul 2008 23:00:00 +0000

An artistic person, esp. one who affects a pretentious or eccentric style and lacks an 'f'.

greenness, a.

noreply@blogger.com (The blogger) — Wed, 30 Jul 2008 07:00:00 +0000

The quality or condition of being green, esp. Green Party policies.

step-ladder, n.

noreply@blogger.com (The blogger) — Tue, 29 Jul 2008 07:00:00 +0000

Not the biological parent of the ladder.

impregnation

noreply@blogger.com (The blogger) — Mon, 28 Jul 2008 07:00:00 +0000

An estate where all females are pregnant, such as Tower Hamlets.

paragliding, n.

noreply@blogger.com (The blogger) — Sun, 27 Jul 2008 07:00:00 +0000

Self-fulfilling sport for disabled users.

profess, v.

noreply@blogger.com (The blogger) — Sat, 26 Jul 2008 07:00:00 +0000

trans. One who claims to be a female professor.

intent, n.

noreply@blogger.com (The blogger) — Fri, 25 Jul 2008 07:00:00 +0000

Purposely going camping.

ecotourist, n.

noreply@blogger.com (The blogger) — Thu, 24 Jul 2008 07:00:00 +0000

A tourist who visits areas of ecological interest, esp. to help conservation efforts and observe wildlife; and usually by plane.

self-tanning, a.

noreply@blogger.com (The blogger) — Wed, 23 Jul 2008 07:00:00 +0000

Similar in nature to self-flagellating, but with carrots.

code, n.

noreply@blogger.com (The blogger) — Tue, 22 Jul 2008 07:00:00 +0000

A bunged up nose.

skank, n.

noreply@blogger.com (The blogger) — Mon, 21 Jul 2008 07:00:00 +0000

Musician responsible for horrendous albums, such as Back to Black.

violator

noreply@blogger.com (The blogger) — Sun, 20 Jul 2008 07:00:00 +0000

A ravisher or outrager of musical instruments, esp. viols.

conceal, v.

noreply@blogger.com (The blogger) — Sat, 19 Jul 2008 07:00:00 +0000

trans. To creep up on a seal for the purpose of culling it, as in Canada

deejaying, n.

noreply@blogger.com (The blogger) — Fri, 18 Jul 2008 07:00:00 +0000

The process of removing the dancefloor of birds by judicious use of poor music. See rap, n.

president, n.

noreply@blogger.com (The blogger) — Thu, 17 Jul 2008 07:00:00 +0000

The monetary reward received from the Tooth Fairy.

interpole, n.

noreply@blogger.com (The blogger) — Wed, 16 Jul 2008 07:00:00 +0000

A citizen of Poland who arrived in the UK to take advantage of better economic prospects, but has now returned home.

dance hall, n.

noreply@blogger.com (The blogger) — Tue, 15 Jul 2008 07:00:00 +0000

A large hall or building where public dances are held, esp. the Houses of Parliament.

rap, n.

noreply@blogger.com (The blogger) — Mon, 14 Jul 2008 07:00:00 +0000

Descriptive music missing an initial C.

underlay, n.

noreply@blogger.com (The blogger) — Sun, 13 Jul 2008 07:00:00 +0000

The missionary position.

revelation

noreply@blogger.com (The blogger) — Sat, 12 Jul 2008 07:00:00 +0000

The happiness experienced by gay bishops.

download, v.

noreply@blogger.com (The blogger) — Fri, 11 Jul 2008 07:00:00 +0000

To dump on ones office minions.