NEONLEON'S PDX REPORT:

2017-11-26T08:22:00.003-08:00

Out of the ashes, we rise!

May 8th, 2017

TODAY!

Canon in D by Pachelbel (Singapore String Quartet)

2014-09-26T15:27:00.001-07:00

WHAT DO THE MUPPETS FAIL TO SEE?

2012-07-24T08:50:00.005-07:00

Hat tip: Glen Foden

-neon leon

Politically Incorrect Gun Rules

2012-07-20T08:51:00.001-07:00

Guns have only two enemies rust and politicians.
It’s always better to be judged by 12 than carried by 6.
Cops carry guns to protect themselves, not you.
Never let someone or something that threatens you get inside arms length.
Never say, “I’ve got a gun.” If you need to use deadly force, the first sound they hear should be the safety clicking off.
The average response time of a 911 call is 23 minutes; the response time of a .357 is 1400 feet per second.
The most important rule in a gunfight is: Always win – cheat if necessary.
Make your attacker advance through a wall of bullets . . . You may get killed with your own gun, but he’ll have to beat you to death with it, because it’ll be empty.
If you’re in a gunfight:

– If you’re not shooting, you should be loading.
– If you’re not loading, you should be moving.
– If you’re not moving, you’re dead.

In a life and death situation, do something . . . It may be wrong, but do something!
If you carry a gun, people call you paranoid. Nonsense! If you have a gun, what do you have to be paranoid about?
You can say ‘stop’ or ‘alto’ or any other word, but a large bore muzzle pointed at someone’s head is pretty much a universal language.
You cannot save the planet, but you may be able to save yourself and your family.

From a column by Doug Giles at clashdaily.com, but the author is unknown.

-neonleon

That Outsourcing Bastard, Romney....

2012-07-17T12:12:00.000-07:00

ALL of my GE lightbulbs and compact fluorescents are made in China.

Isn't Jeffrey Immelt, GE's CEO, chairman of BHO's "Jobs Council?"

Nothing to see here, nope, no outsourcing. Move along, move along.

Forward.

DOCTOR BO

2012-07-16T08:23:00.004-07:00

A THREE-HOUR TOUR...."

2012-07-09T07:17:00.003-07:00

Hat Tip: Mike Ramirez; TownHall.com
-neon leon

SHREDDING, OBAMA-STYLE

2012-07-03T08:44:00.002-07:00

"He does not want you to have the self-esteem of getting up and earning, and having that title of American. He'd rather you be his slave."
-Florida Congressman Allen West, speaking yesterday about Obama.

PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT

2012-07-02T23:07:00.001-07:00

YOU'RE WELCOME.

Worth a Thousand

2012-06-27T18:51:00.002-07:00

It's Always Sunny...

2012-06-26T08:16:00.002-07:00

"Frankly, I don't know what it is about California, but we seem to have a strange urge to elect really obnoxious women to high office. I'm not bragging you understand, but no other state, including Maine, even comes close. When it comes to sending left-wing dingbats to Washington, we're Number One. There's no getting around the fact that the last time anyone saw the likes of Barbara Boxer, Dianne Feinstein, Maxine Waters, and Nancy Pelosi, they were stirring a cauldron when the curtain went up on 'Macbeth'. The four of them are like jackasses who happen to possess the gift of blab. You don't know if you should condemn them for their stupidity or simply marvel at their ability to form words."

-- Columnist Burt Prelutsky, Los Angeles Times

ALWAYS A BRIDESMAID

2012-06-23T08:29:00.001-07:00

Attention, all you "Little People!" Tired of the same old wedding gifts? Don't want another birthday tie?

Then invite your guests to "give" to the 2012 Obama beg-a-thon!

I actually wish this was a photoshop, at least, partially.

-neon leon

2012-06-20T20:54:00.000-07:00

My Dog's Secret
My dog sleeps about 20 hours a day.

He has his food prepared for him. He can eat whenever he wants.
His meals are provided at no cost to him.
He visits the Dr. once a year for his checkup, and again during the year if any medical needs arise.
For this he pays nothing, and nothing is required of him.
He lives in a nice neighborhood in a house that is much larger than he needs, but he is not required to do any upkeep.
If he makes a mess, someone else cleans it up.
He has his choice of luxurious places to sleep.
He receives these accommodations absolutely free.
He is living like a King, and has absolutely no expenses whatsoever.
All of his costs are picked up by others who go out and earn a living every day.
I was just thinking about all this, and suddenly it hit me like a brick in the head.......

I think my dog is a Member of Congress~!

Hat Tip: Jim Adamson
-neon leon

SAW THIS COMING, DIDJA?

2012-06-20T08:37:00.001-07:00

-neon leon

YOUR GOVERNMENT GONE AMOK

2012-06-13T07:57:00.000-07:00

"Man visited by armed EPA agents not satisfied with answers, wants agency changes"

Read more: http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2012/06/09/man-visited-by-armed-epa-agents-not-satisfied-with-answers-wants-agency-changes/#ixzz1xgYB5Y3O

"ARMED" EPA agents? "ARMED" in order to "Protect the Environment?"

Stalin would be so proud.

-neon leon

"THE PRIVATE SECTOR IS DOING FINE.."

2012-06-09T21:29:00.001-07:00

IF EVER A MAN NEEDED A RADICAL PROCTO-CRANIOECTOMY*, THIS MAN DOES. "BUFFOON" IS JUST TOO KIND A WORD.

*my own word: You do the math.
-neonleon

"THE TIMES, THEY ARE A CHANGIN'"

2012-06-04T22:17:00.001-07:00

2008 CAMPAIGN

2012 CAMPAIGN

O-nopoly, by Dale

2012-06-04T09:04:00.001-07:00

The REAL Kill List

2012-05-31T17:20:00.001-07:00

Terrorists have nothing to fear from this guy, but we do.

-HT Bob Gorrell
-neon leon

SCORE!

2012-05-21T10:02:00.001-07:00

Mike Ramirez scores again:

Hat Tip: Townhall.com
-neon leon

POLITICALLY CORRECT MASCOT NAMES

2012-05-17T23:59:00.000-07:00

Thanks to the Oregon Dept. of Education, twenty Oregon schools will have to rename their "mascot" and/or school graphics in order to no longer denigrate the three Native Americans who objected to the "warrior, brave, or Indian" designations.

Without further ado, I offer the following suggested name changes:

Amity High School: Warriors to become the Amity Sharks
Banks High School: Braves to become the Banks Tellers
Lebanon High School: Warriors to become the Lebanon Bedouins
Mohawk High School: Indians to become the Mowhawk Hairstylists
Molalla High School: Indians to become the Molalla Buckaroos
North Douglas High School: Warriors to become the North Douglas Firs
Oakridge High School: Warriors to become the Oakridge Boys
Philomath High School: Warriors to become the Philomath Neuromaths
Reedsport High School: Braves to become the Reedsport Light Housekeepers
Rogue River High School: Chieftains to become the Rogue River Rafters
Roseburg High School: Indians to become the Roseburg Icebergs
Scappoose High School: Indians to become Scappoose's Burnooses
Siletz Valley School: Warriors to become the Siletz Salmon Poachers
The Dalles‐Wahtonka High School: Eagle Indians to become The Dalles-Wahtonka Toys.

When will the abject, unmitigated stupidity in public office finally end?

-neon leon

p.s. Go, Beavers. And Ducks. And Pilots. And Vikings. Trojans? Generals? Democrats?

HOPE AND CHUMP CHANGE

2012-05-17T22:52:00.000-07:00

VOMIT WORTHY "NEWS MAGAZINE" COVER

2012-05-13T13:19:00.003-07:00

Not even valuable enough to line my birdcage.

THIS SHOULD MAKE YOUR BLOOD BOIL:

2012-05-06T20:29:00.001-07:00

Do you know where 4.2 BILLION of your tax dollars go?
To illegal immigrants.
As tax refunds.
And it appears to be LEGAL as this video explains.
WARNING: IF YOU TRY TO DO THIS, YOU WILL GO TO A FEDERAL PRISON FOR TAX FRAUD!! These people are professionals, DON'T try this at home!!

http://www.wthr.com/video?clipId=7054149&topVideoCatNo=103348&autoStart=true

It's what makes America great!

Hat Tip: Dr. GOG
-neon leon

POLITICAL INCORRECTNESS

2012-05-04T22:51:00.002-07:00

Writing and recording this song got a Tennessee teacher/football coach fired. Apparently it's OK to glorify President #44 in class during school hours*, but not to parody him at home on your own time. God Bless America!
http://video.staged.com/dtglobal59/tennessee_football_coach_fired_for_making_obama_so
or go here:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EfH46DTAkxo&feature=player_embedded

Hat Tip: WW
-neon leon
* Watch this pro-O chant and count the schoolchildren being used as pawns:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yJ9wcM0n5aY&feature=related