neu|nett

"FURIOSA: take the wheel ME: ok but let’s say FURIOSA: ME: i mean what IF i couldn’t..."

Thu, 11 Jun 2015 12:45:41 +0200

“

FURIOSA: take the wheel

ME: ok but let’s say

FURIOSA:

ME: i mean what IF i couldn’t drive stick

FURIOSA:

ME: also do you have any sunblock

”

- Joshua Allen on Twitter: “FURIOSA: take the wheel ME: ok but let’s say FURIOSA: ME: i mean what IF i couldn’t drive stick FURIOSA: ME: also do you have any sunblock”

Panorama taken while rolling down a hill

Fri, 30 Jan 2015 11:23:10 +0100

Panorama taken while rolling down a hill

squashed: climateadaptation: brooklynmutt: @Earth_Pics: A...

Sun, 19 Oct 2014 19:55:41 +0200

squashed:

climateadaptation:

brooklynmutt:

@Earth_Pics: A walrus was discovered asleep atop a Russian submarine today.

Fatty.

We must not allow a walrus gap!

"1. Check teeth in window of parked car. 2. Notice terrified old lady inside car. 3. Become worst..."

Wed, 12 Feb 2014 14:43:45 +0100

“1. Check teeth in window of parked car. 2. Notice terrified old lady inside car. 3. Become worst Marvel villain ever.”

- Twitter / scottsimpson: 1. Check teeth in window of …

Photo

Sat, 23 Nov 2013 18:03:08 +0100

popculturebrain: Watch: South Park gives the ‘Game Of...

Thu, 21 Nov 2013 17:21:06 +0100

popculturebrain:

Watch: South Park gives the ‘Game Of Thrones’ theme an a cappella wiener update

Photo

Thu, 21 Nov 2013 10:08:31 +0100

Photo

Tue, 12 Nov 2013 09:20:23 +0100

totalfilm: The 50 Greatest Community Movie References

Sun, 10 Nov 2013 21:09:07 +0100

totalfilm:

The 50 Greatest Community Movie References

wake-up-kid: runwhenisayrunfightwhenisayfight: ahorsecalledhono...

Sun, 10 Nov 2013 20:37:57 +0100

wake-up-kid:

runwhenisayrunfightwhenisayfight:

ahorsecalledhonour:

fixthefisherking:

banjaxed:

nightlifemingus:

nosdrinker:

hypnotiqradiance:

If you don’t get this reference, you’re too young for tumblr.

are you fucking kidding me pixar puts out a movie ever year a baby would get this reference

it’s not pixar it’s a reference to that time in 1994 when lamps became sentient humanoids

many were lost that day

It was a grim day for mankind. My parents took refuge in a cave and thus saved us from certain death; we lived close to a lamp factory at the time and the surrounding region was utterly devastated in the conflict.

My brother fought one off using only an egg whisk and a pogo stick.

Only 90s kids remember the Lampocalypse

My father still has the scars from where one stole his kidney

Ironically, it was a dark time.

neil-gaiman: derych: brucefuckingbanner: mishasminions: RELEV...

Fri, 08 Nov 2013 10:00:25 +0100

neil-gaiman:

derych:

brucefuckingbanner:

mishasminions:

RELEVANT TO HUMANITY

Relevant to tumblr.

Relevant to existence.

I am afraid this is actually a true thing, whether you want it to be true or not.

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Mon, 30 Sep 2013 13:54:53 +0200

lulz-time: sturmtruppen: the person pretended to be a goat so...

Mon, 23 Sep 2013 16:00:14 +0200

lulz-time:

sturmtruppen:

the person pretended to be a goat so the goat pretended to be a person

Photo

Mon, 23 Sep 2013 12:00:16 +0200

free-parking: facts-i-just-made-up: Degenerative Cubism...

Tue, 17 Sep 2013 12:00:10 +0200

free-parking:

facts-i-just-made-up:

Degenerative Cubism afflicts 12% of Spanish cattle. If the disease were ever to become airborne, it’s estimated that all beef cattle in the country would be little more than a few lines leaving the impression of cattle within one month.

A realism vaccine was developed in 1994 but has occasional surrealist side effects, turning 2% of cattle injected into two arguing mimes and a waffle.

I love you all.

nevver: A Field Guide to Procrastinators

Mon, 16 Sep 2013 19:45:21 +0200

nevver:

A Field Guide to Procrastinators

abakafullofhomestuck: iprotectthethingsilove: this is the...

Tue, 20 Aug 2013 23:50:42 +0200

abakafullofhomestuck:

iprotectthethingsilove:

this is the best

THERE IS NOTHING ABOUT THIS THAT ISN’T GREAT

neunett turned 5 today! yay!

Thu, 15 Aug 2013 18:50:33 +0200

neunett turned 5 today! yay!

(via A frog with an umbrella)

Fri, 26 Jul 2013 11:32:08 +0200

(via A frog with an umbrella)

solipsism: matafari: True facts about sloths [x] Best animal...

Sat, 27 Apr 2013 15:52:16 +0200

solipsism:

matafari:

True facts about sloths [x]

Best animal ever.

Sloth meltdown.