tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-51395372024-09-02T03:16:04.896-05:00<strong>Don't think. Just read...</strong> <img src="http://photos23.flickr.com/24502542_83815dc258_m.jpg" />Unknownnoreply@blogger.comBlogger403125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5139537.post-29272141991943243232007-08-05T19:55:00.000-05:002007-08-05T19:56:36.772-05:00<p></p>I'd say it was a blunder!Unknownnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5139537.post-32641646222186297272007-08-03T10:08:00.000-05:002007-08-03T10:09:32.077-05:00<p></p>The employees have our support...Unknownnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5139537.post-48559866202564605262007-07-31T16:35:00.000-05:002007-07-31T16:38:29.433-05:00<p></p><strong><a href="http://www.local6.com/problemsolvers/13786648/detail.html">Police: Wrong-Way Driver Wildly Spit At Good Samaritans, Paramedics</a></strong><br /><br />A driver who crashed while traveling the wrong way down an Orange County road Tuesday was taken into custody after he attacked and began wildly spitting on everyone trying to help him, according to officers.Unknownnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5139537.post-90723118187773521192007-07-31T16:32:00.000-05:002007-07-31T16:34:26.855-05:00<p></p>A Pensacola man was critically injured after he fell out of a vehicle while trying to spit.Unknownnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5139537.post-62045854243445210582007-07-30T13:46:00.000-05:002007-07-30T13:48:56.571-05:00<p></p>Welcome to CustomReceipts.com. 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(AP) _ A driver posing as a police officer tried to pull off a bogus traffic stop, but he ran into trouble when the other motorist turned out to be a real off-duty detective, police said.Unknownnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5139537.post-34620476378891281482007-03-29T14:46:00.000-05:002007-03-29T14:48:59.306-05:00<p></p><a href="http://lobert.blogspot.com/2007/03/yes-this-is-unfortunate.html">What's with this new Lorena Bobbit trend?</a>Unknownnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5139537.post-14433805598336059522007-03-29T14:45:00.001-05:002007-03-29T14:45:43.252-05:00Unknownnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5139537.post-57783953432420660592007-03-29T14:30:00.000-05:002007-03-29T14:32:00.540-05:00<p></p><span style="font-weight:bold;">Teen suspended for wearing wrong socks</span><br />Thursday, March 22, 2007<br /><br />Imagine these socks have Winnie the Pooh on the sideA teenager is suing a school that suspended her for wearing Winnie the Pooh socks. <br /><br />Redwood School in Napa, Calfornia, threw 14-yearold Toni Kay Scott out of lessons, saying she violated its dress code with the hosiery, a denim skirt and a shirt which 'was not a solid colour'. <br /><br />The American Civil Liberties Union is fighting her case.Unknownnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5139537.post-55805418486858424502007-03-22T20:19:00.000-05:002007-03-22T20:20:01.014-05:00<p></p>...from <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e1Mq8kOXV_E">our favorite starlet</a>.Unknownnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5139537.post-68099306697290630552007-03-22T20:15:00.000-05:002007-03-22T20:16:42.071-05:00<p></p>...no video review would be complete without <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6h3G-lMZxjo">this fright film</a>.Unknownnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5139537.post-54522253820692315072007-03-22T20:11:00.000-05:002007-03-22T20:12:56.623-05:00<p></p><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2AE847UXu3Q">...in my favorite movie.</a>Unknownnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5139537.post-23722809153471045142007-03-14T15:13:00.001-05:002007-03-15T22:27:31.419-05:00<p></p><a href="http://www.savemyass.com/home">Man's best friend...</a>Unknownnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5139537.post-22920116300108077982007-03-14T12:11:00.000-05:002007-03-14T12:14:35.938-05:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjwy_6hwu7Qvt29x-TSSpvEO59dNPC-z5tknXxuWznTvpAhTeTwV2zeE0MhGGbqlEtcIcnfXUv1WQvlE9fOK19dmTqVxrhrrMPpbRl7ia_4_SSh4XK7tzEfBh7_EgIHTtRHlB6K/s1600-h/TATT-0133.jpg"><img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjwy_6hwu7Qvt29x-TSSpvEO59dNPC-z5tknXxuWznTvpAhTeTwV2zeE0MhGGbqlEtcIcnfXUv1WQvlE9fOK19dmTqVxrhrrMPpbRl7ia_4_SSh4XK7tzEfBh7_EgIHTtRHlB6K/s400/TATT-0133.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5041829371406257858" /></a><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><a href="http://www.perpetualkid.com/index.asp?PageAction=VIEWPROD&ProdID=2205">For the senior citizen on your gift list.</a>Unknownnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5139537.post-24096897333988572292007-02-28T18:58:00.000-06:002007-02-28T18:59:20.721-06:00<p></p><a href="http://www.military.com/NewsContent/0,13319,126601,00.html?ESRC=dod.nl">Lt. Col. Bruce Crandall</a>Unknownnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5139537.post-53295410703590386922007-02-28T18:49:00.000-06:002007-02-28T18:51:50.786-06:00<p></p><a href="http://www.huffingtonpost.com/charlie-cray/will-halliburton-bribery-_b_42339.html">...obsesses over Haliburton and Cheney</a>. Someday, one can only hope that the morons will get tired of it...Unknownnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5139537.post-98846588401801492007-02-25T12:03:00.001-06:002007-02-25T12:03:49.436-06:00<p></p>For those who can't decide...Unknownnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5139537.post-49395489287039268092007-02-07T12:57:00.000-06:002007-02-07T12:58:53.173-06:00<p></p><span style="font-weight:bold;">Woman on the wrong bus lost for 25 years</span><br /><br />Feb 07 12:53 PM US/Eastern<br /><br />BANGKOK, Feb. 7 (UPI) -- A woman who boarded the wrong bus on an attempted shopping trip from Thailand to Malaysia has returned home after 25 years.<br /><br />Jaeyana Beuraheng told her eight children she accidentally boarded a bus bound for Bangkok instead of Malaysia, and once there she boarded a second incorrect bus because she could not read or speak Thai or English, The Times of London reported Wednesday.Unknownnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5139537.post-91152877504267891882007-01-27T09:57:00.000-06:002007-01-27T09:59:13.998-06:00<p></p><span style="font-weight:bold;">First in War, First in Peace, First in Sensitivity Training</span><br />"Washington Enters Therapy After Gay Slur"--headline, Journal Gazette (Fort Wayne, Ind.), Jan. 25<br /><br /><span style="font-weight:bold;">'We Can Work It Out, We Can Work It Out'</span><br />"Song in Beijing to Boost Mood for Nuke Talks"--headline, Korea Times, Jan. 25<br /><span style="font-weight:bold;"><br />'He Didn't Tell Me My Finger Was Loaded!'</span><br />"Lawyers Point Fingers in Fatal Shooting"--headline, Denver Post, Jan. 25<br /><span style="font-weight:bold;"><br />They Can Put a Man on the Moon, but . . .</span><br />"Scientists Can't Get Sloth to Move"--headline, Associated Press, Jan. 24<br /><span style="font-weight:bold;"><br />Our Guess: Gravity</span><br />"Garner Tells How Ring Fell Into a Drain"--headline, Associated Press, Jan. 24<br /><span style="font-weight:bold;"><br />Or Maybe Not</span><br />"Future of Pfizer Plant Could Be Good or Bad"--headline, Ann Arbor (Mich.) News, Jan. 24<br /><br /><span style="font-weight:bold;">News You Can Use</span><br /><br />"NEW JERSEY: Don't Eat the Squirrels, State Warns"--headline, Courier News (Bridgewater, N.J.), Jan. 25<br /><br />"Never Give an Iguana Viagra"--headline, Reuters, Jan. 25<br /><br /><span style="font-weight:bold;">Bottom Stories of the Day</span><br /><br />"Boy, 6, Abruptly Leaves School Without Coat"--headline, KMBC-TV Web site (Kansas City), Jan. 23<br /><br />"Police Won't Use $140 Million Radio System"--headline, New York Times, Jan. 25<br /><br />"School District Wants Its Money"--headline, Chicago Sun-Times, Jan. 25 <br /><br />"Sarandon Bored by Bush's Iraq Pitch"--headline, Associated Press, Jan. 24<br /><br />"Cheney: Hillary Wouldn't Make Good President"--headline, NewsMax.com, Jan. 24Unknownnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5139537.post-63267274484426902552007-01-25T17:18:00.000-06:002007-01-25T17:19:33.013-06:00<p></p><span style="font-weight:bold;">Man arrested for smuggling 500 parrots in a car</span><br /><br />Tue Jan 23, 8:21 AM ET<br /><br />ALMATY, Jan 23 (Reuters Life!) - Kazakh border guards arrested a man trying to smuggle 500 parrots in his car from neighbouring Uzbekistan, media reported on Tuesday.<br /> <br />"Border guards discovered a live cargo of 500 parrots in his car," Kazakhstan Today news agency quoted a KNB security service official as saying.Unknownnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5139537.post-11003972958899155422007-01-25T14:00:00.000-06:002007-01-25T14:02:04.817-06:00<p></p><span style="font-weight:bold;">SA hijacker 'armed with inhaler'</span><br /><br />BBC News<br /> <br />A man accused of trying to hijack a plane flying from Botswana to South Africa was only armed with an asthma inhaler and lip balm, SABC radio says.<br /><br />He allegedly tried to force his way into the cockpit of the Air Botswana plane and threatened to detonate a bomb he said he was carrying. <br /><br />Police spokesman Vish Naidoo said the would-be hijacker was "armed with two items but they posed no real threat."Unknownnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5139537.post-46949196032216941222007-01-24T15:48:00.000-06:002007-01-24T15:49:24.339-06:00<p></p><span style="font-weight:bold;">Aliens ask wrong people in van about work</span><br />By Natasha Altamirano<br />THE WASHINGTON TIMES<br />January 24, 2007 <br /><br />BALTIMORE -- Federal agents taking a break from an unrelated assignment yesterday arrested 24 illegal aliens at a Fells Point 7-Eleven after the men attempted to solicit "underground" employment from the agents.Unknownnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5139537.post-57436059888625627482007-01-18T09:24:00.000-06:002007-01-18T09:25:51.970-06:00<p></p><span style="font-weight:bold;">'You've Been Robbed'</span><br />"Crime Victims Need Notification"--headline, Paris (Texas) News, Jan. 16<br /><br /><span style="font-weight:bold;">Rowdiness? At a Hockey Game?</span><br />"Police Probe Rowdiness at Hockey Game"--headline, Boston Globe, Jan. 17<br /><span style="font-weight:bold;"><br />That Makes Him a Sad Panda</span><br />"Male Panda Said Too Fat to Have Sex"--headline, Associated Press, Jan. 16<br /><br /><span style="font-weight:bold;">We'd Forgotten How Bad Thought Was</span><br />"Amnesia Is Worse Than Thought"--headline, United Press International, Jan. 16<br /><br /><span style="font-weight:bold;">Bottom Stories of the Day:</span><br /><br />"Wisconsin Firefighters Rescue Cat"--headline, Firehouse.com, Jan. 17<br /><br />"Jackson Takes No Action on Measure to End Nuisances"--headline, Huntsvlile (Ala.) Times, Jan. 12<br /><br />"Iranian Leaders Speak Out Against US"--headline, Financial Times, Jan. 15Unknownnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5139537.post-83283731192705327032007-01-16T10:33:00.000-06:002007-01-16T10:35:21.808-06:00<p></p><span style="font-weight:bold;"><span style="font-style:italic;">Experienced need not apply...</span><br /><br />Obama takes first step in White House bid</span><br /><br />By Christi Parsons<br />Chicago Tribune<br />Washington Bureau<br />Published January 16, 2007, 9:37 AM CSTUnknownnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5139537.post-54551654535600960832007-01-12T11:23:00.000-06:002007-01-12T11:24:53.984-06:00<p></p><span style="font-weight:bold;">Three Pigs Trigger Fire in Rural Serbia</span><br />Jan 10, 8:56 PM EST<br /><br />BELGRADE, Serbia (AP) -- A farmer's home in northern Serbia was destroyed in a blaze caused by three pigs that broke out of their pen, walked into the living room and knocked over the TV, police said Wednesday.<br /><br />The television tube burst, starting a fire that spread through the house late Monday in Temerin, 50 miles, northwest of Belgrade, local police said.<br /><br />No people were hurt, but the pigs perished.<br /><br />The farmer was out at the time, police said.Unknownnoreply@blogger.com